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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Lies & Illusions (2009) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Lies & Illusions (2009) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Lies & Illusions (2009)

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About the movie: A self help author is hunted by thugs who believe the writer holds millions of dollars in diamonds stolen by his dead fiancée.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lies & Illusions (2009)?
a.		Jack Cole: Do you speak Russian? Detective Jim Campbell: A little bit. [Campbell starts banging the suspect's head to the trunk of the car] Detective Jim Campbell: Answer, god damn mother fucker! Or I'll beat the shit out of your dumb ass! Jack Cole: You speak good Russian! Detective Jim Campbell: Yes, black Russian!
b.		Ashton Hale: Having a 300 IQ is kind of like having a twenty-inch dick. I mean it's real impressive, but when you get right down to it there's not a whole lot of it you can actually use.
c.		Verna: What're you chewin' over? Tom Reagan: Dream I had once. I was walkin' in the woods, I don't know why. Wind came up and blew me hat off. Verna: And you chased it, right? You ran and ran, finally caught up to it and you picked it up. But it wasn't a hat anymore and it changed into something else, something wonderful. Tom Reagan: Nah, it stayed a hat and no, I didn't chase it. Nothing more foolish than a man chasin' his hat.
d.		Wes Wilson: Cops. And I've got the murder weapon... perfect.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lies & Illusions (2009)?
a.		Rodrigo: I'm sorry, man. Richard Gaddis: About what? Rodrigo: I thought you were trying to fuck me. Richard Gaddis: If I was going to fuck you, you'd be fucked.
b.		Bobby Blane: Sometimes adrenaline gives people the shakes, some might think it's cowardice, so maybe you'd want to pray about it. Jimmy: I'm not a religious man. Bobby Blane: There's nothing wrong with prayer. We knew this firefighter, this trooper, who always caried a bible next to his heart. We used to mock him, but that bible stopped a bullet. Jimmy: No shit. Bobby Blane: Hand of God, that bible stopped a bullet, would of ruined that fucker's heart. And had he had another bible in front of his face, that man would be alive today.
c.		Young Tyrone: I told you I would make it Mama. Tyrone's Mother: Oh, you don't have to make anything, my sweet, you just have to love your mother.
d.		Samantha: Where are you? Wes Wilson: Sam. Sam! Sam! I'm in the trunk of a car! Samantha: Well, what are you doing there? Wes Wilson: Oh, this is my thing. It's what I do. I'm just relaxing. Samantha: Where are they taking you? Wes Wilson: They failed to mention that before they threw me in here.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lies & Illusions (2009)?
a.		[as Joel and Clementine eat out, he thinks about the other glum-looking couples in the restaurant] Joel: Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?
b.		[Bill Foster approaches the gang after they crashed] Bill Foster: You missed. [Foster picks up the UZI and shots to the car] Bill Foster: I missed too. [Foster threatens the gang member as he begs for his life. Foster shoots him in the leg] Bill Foster: There, you see? That's a Concept. [Picks up the gym bag with the guns] Bill Foster: Take some shooting lessons, asshole.
c.		Wes Wilson: [to an old lady] Good luck finding love in the 21st century.
d.		John Allen: [to Bud] Yeah, now look here, anytime I take a dame out, she knows what it is to be out. I satisfy!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lies & Illusions (2009)?
a.		Wanda: What about my tits? Otto: Does he get to handle them? Wanda: Yes. That's my forecast. I'll stand by that.
b.		Kimberly: An hour? There's gonna be nothing left of us except a pile of white bones.
c.		Wes Wilson: Hey, what the hell is this? Isaac: Mr. Boone will accompany you inside. Wes Wilson: Why? Isaac: Insurance, Mr. Wilson. Wes Wilson: The girl isn't enough? Isaac: They rarely are.
d.		Antonio: I didn't mean to fuck your girl.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lies & Illusions (2009)?
a.		Frank Cross: Get me Standards and Practices in here. I want to see wreaths!
b.		Wes Wilson: Hey, please don't put me in this trunk. Please. Come on. I'm claustrophobic. Boone: I don't care what kind of disease you have.
c.		Alex Fletcher: [Sophie moves a chair] What are you doing, you madwoman, you're wrecking my apartment! Sophie Fisher: Well, I can't write sitting all the way across the room. Alex Fletcher: No, go back to your corner! Sophie Fisher: ...Fine, all right. [goes, leaving the chair where she moved it] Alex Fletcher: I'm blocked. How am I supposed to get out? Sophie Fisher: Go out the other side. Alex Fletcher: But... but... I've never been out the other side.
d.		Joe: With your record you could do a year on this. Frank: What can I say, I fucked up! I get in a violent way, look around a room, I wanna bust it all up!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lies & Illusions (2009)?
a.		Cooper: I got such a bangover.
b.		Samantha: Nicole, how's the Bureau? Nicole Williams: How does it feel to be alive? Wes Wilson: You two know each other? Samantha: She's been tracking me for years. Nicole Williams: So, Wes, anything you wanna tell me? Wes Wilson: Me? Who the hell are you? Samantha: She's a fed. Wes Wilson: Wait, wait a sec. You both are in on this? I don't believe it. Samantha: I told you. She wants the diamonds. Nicole Williams: No, we want the list. Wes Wilson: I've cared about 2 women in my life and they've both lied to me. Not little white lies, but big, huge get-me-killed kind of lies.
c.		Vivian Whitney: Roger, we're having chicken for dinner. Roger Porter: I just love chicken, ma'am. Vivian Whitney: I know you do.
d.		Ray Porter: As Ray Porter watches Mirabelle walk away he feels a loss. How is it possible, he thinks, to miss a woman whom he kept at a distance so that when she was gone he would not miss her. Only then does he realize that wanting part of her and not all of her had hurt them both and how he cannot justify his actions except that... well... it was life.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lies & Illusions (2009)?
a.		Buzz: Years of Academy training wasted.
b.		Boone: [to Wes] You know that book you wrote talking about gender roles and relationships? You know, the guy should cook for his wife once a week? Any recipes you recommend?
c.		Sarah Judd: [trapped in burning room] Unlock that door you fool! Do you want to die? Margaret Ingston: Yes! You and Kurt don't deserve to live, and I don't want to!
d.		Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lies & Illusions (2009)?
a.		Char Man: Want a cigarette? Adam: No, thank you. Char Man: I'm trying to cut down myself.
b.		[last lines] White Goodman: You happy? Fatty make a funny?
c.		Sherrie: Hello? The Voice: Who is this? Sherrie: The more impatient version of the person you just spoke to. The Voice: I'm sorry. You don't have to be a bitch about it. Sherrie: Hmm, of course I don't. Eat me. The Voice: [yelling] You hang up on me and I'll cut through your neck until I feel bone! Trudie: [to Sherrie] Who is it? Sherrie: [handing the phone over] It's for you. Trudie: Hello? The Voice: Who is this? Trudie: It's Trudie. Who's this? The Voice: This is the last person you're ever gonna see alive.
d.		Isaac: Where are my diamonds, Alicia? Maybe I didn't explain to you our retirement policy... there isn't one.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lies & Illusions (2009)?
a.		Martin: I'm not asking you to stop thinking about her. I'm just saying every guy needs a little... huh? Wes Wilson: I'm taking care of myself. Martin: Sure you do. All right, I'm gonna go have a smoke and leave you with some people. Wes Wilson: I thought you quit. Martin: Ah, good health is only gonna keep me in bad marriage.
b.		Joe Fox: What happened with that guy at the cafe? Kathleen Kelly: Nothing. Joe Fox: But you're crazy about him. Kathleen Kelly: Yes, I am. Joe Fox: Well, why don't you run off with him? What are you waiting for? Kathleen Kelly: I don't actually know him. [cringes] Joe Fox: Really? Kathleen Kelly: I only know him through the, uh... you're not going to believe this... Joe Fox: Oh, let me guess. Through the Internet? Kathleen Kelly: Yes. Joe Fox: Hmm. You've... got mail. Kathleen Kelly: Yes! Joe Fox: Some very powerful words. Kathleen Kelly: Yes...
c.		Grace: You know, you promised me you were making those payments. Rhonda Berry: What payments? Grace: What payments? On the credit cards you took out in my name, that you swore you would pay back? Rhonda Berry: I know, but sweetheart - When I get the settlement from my accident, Then I'm going to give you the money. Grace: ...Did you buy a new dress today?
d.		Blake Allen: [sings] Call me daddy. Call me daddy. Bend over and squeal like the pig that you are for offering me this job.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lies & Illusions (2009)?
a.		Annie Newton: Nick, I wanted to do one good thing. Nick Powell: You did, Annie. You did. You saved me. You saved me.
b.		Samantha: I'm only here to warn you. Wes Wilson: But you're a little late.
c.		J.D.: [after killing Heather] What are we gonna tell the cops? "Fuck it if she can't take a joke, Sarge". Veronica Sawyer: The cops? This is my life. Oh, my God. I'll have to send my S.A.T. scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.
d.		Corny Collins: [at the conclusion of "It's Hairspray"] Hey, baby! You look like you could use a stiff one!

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