Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Postal (2007) - Part (6) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Postal (2007) - Part (6) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Postal (2007).

About the movie: In the ironically named city of Paradise, a recently laid-off loser teams up with his cult-leading uncle to steal a peculiar bounty of riches from their local amusement park; somehow, the recently arrived Taliban have a similar focus, but a far more sinister intent.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Postal (2007)?
a.		Kane: Carol Anne, don't afraid! We won't harm you, we love you. You're are only angel, who can lead us into the light. We would never hurt you, NEVER! Don't run away from me. We need you Carol Anne, LEAD US INTO THE LIGHT!
b.		[after "Hammerhead" wings Gelt] Shad: Gelt! Are you okay? Gelt: [just prior to force-landing back on Akir] That remains to be seen, Shad. Have a nice fight!
c.		Severin: Why are you crying? James: I look back to things that were when I was 12 years old. I'm still looking for the same things now.
d.		Blither: [Dude has just seen the decapitated heads on some spikes] I see you noticed the heads. Motivational. Those were every fucking bastard I had to climb over to get this job. Dude: [shocked] Jesus! Blither: [laughs] No, no! They're paper miche! [to Recorder] Blither: Heh, he thought they were real! [to Dude] Blither: Sit down. [Dude sits down as he notices one of the heads is bleeding] Blither: Now, I hope you don't- [Dude almost falls off the seemingly broken chair] Blither: I hope you don't mind the recording. We'll use it later for training. Uh... [Dude continues to struggle with the chair] Blither: What the fuck is wrong with you? Dude: Uh, the chair's... the chair's actually... Blither: [Interupts] Look, we're on a time lapse. So, let's get going. Dude: Alright. So, uh, so I'm here for the job, sir. Blither: [Looking at Dude's resume] Yeah, you're a factory worker? Dude: [as he is struggling with the chair] I was a factory worker until the factory got closed down. So, I got laid off. Blither: I have reviewed 15 other people for this job. What makes you think you're better than them? Dude: Uh, I don't know if I am better than them... Blither: Well, God damn it, pal! If you want this job, you better reach out and grab it! You better put all of those fuckin' heads on the wall! [short pause] Blither: you know what? Fuck it. Let's get to the questions. Recorder: [to Dude] What is your biggest strength? Dude: Uh, I'm a really good team player. Recorder: Wrong. [types something] Recorder: What is your biggest weakness? Dude: [smiles] I say I work too hard. [chuckles] Recorder: Wrong. [types something] Recorder: How would you move a mountain using only a spoon? Dude: A spoon? Recorder: If you were in a box, how would you think outside it? [Dude thinks of an answer] Recorder: Wrong. [types something] Recorder: Last question: What is the difference between a duck? Dude: [Long pause] And... [another pause] Dude: [Stands up frustrated] What the hell is wrong with you people? A duck? Look, I came here for a job! A JOB! As far as I know, that job has nothin' to do with a cocksuckin' motherfuckin' DUCK! Blither: [pause] Congratulations, pal. You're are leading candidate. How does it feel? Dude: [Suprised] It feels good! Blither: No, no, no, how does it feel? Huh? How does it feel? I mean how does it feel to put fuckin' 15 heads on that wall? [Starts to make humping motions] Blither: I'll tell you how it feels, it feels fucking great, doesn't it? It feels fuckin' great! Umph! Umph! Umph! Umph! Umph! Dude: [Happy] So I got it! I got the job! Blither: Oh, hell no. No, no, this is just a get-to-know-you interview.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Postal (2007)?
a.		Narrator: When you're really really poor, everything you see is something you can't have.
b.		[Elvadine was falsely accused of interrupting the teacher] Elvadine: Alright, I'll tell you. I was sayin' "Elvadine, what's YOU gots to write about? Been in the sixth grade your whole good-for-nuthin' life. Ain't GOT no daddy. Never goes anywhere but where your feets take you. Onliest money that ever belong to you in the whole world was twenty dollars you gots yourself in a birthday card, from your uncle last year." But it really wasn't for my birthday. Really, it was for layin' over his lap and letting him spank me with my underpants down. And now here you come along, shovin' me in the back of the room, where I can't even see too good, which means I'm prob'ly not gonna graduate this summer neither, Just 'cuz you read how some white man say Life be like a bowlful o' cherries, I've gotsta come up with some big hit sayin' Well, fine. I'll just write down how happy I'm gonna be to get 20 more dollars on my birthday. Never mind what he's got planned for me THIS year. And I'm gonna write, how maybe the new man my momma been seein' might stop drinkin', and treat me nice, and maybe he's gonna adopt me, and take us off the welfare. And at the end, I'm gonna be sure put: [sarcastically] Elvadine: 'Life Sure is a bowl full of Cherries.' [back to normal] Elvadine: But to tell you the truth, Miss Strapford, I think you, and that book, and this whole class, be a bowl full of shit!
c.		Panhandler: [See's Dude walking by] Hey, yo, pal! Come here! Help me out with a few bucks. Dude: I don't... I don't have any money. [starts to walk away] Panhandler: No, I'm serious! I need a few bucks to take a bus ride to see my kids! Dude: [Stuttering] I don- I don't ha- I'm sorry. I don't have any money! [Starts to walk away again] Panhandler: Hey, get over here! Come here! Come here! COME HERE! [Dude turns around] Panhandler: Get the fuck outta here! I'm sick and tired of people like you! You got a good job! You got a big car! You got everything and I got nothing! Well, fuck you! And fuck anybody that even LOOKS like you! Get the fuck outta here! [Dude runs away] Panhandler: Fuckin' knock you out, pal!
d.		Anney Boatwright: Bone, I got somebody who wants to meet you. Bone, this is Glen Waddell. Say hey. Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright: Hey. Glen Waddell: Hey, Bone. How you doin'? Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright: Fine. Glen Waddell: You sit out here every night? Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright: After school.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Postal (2007)?
a.		William Moss, Tutor: So you flunked all your practice exams, huh? Every one? Kevin Brooks: Yeah, every one. William Moss, Tutor: Aww man, don't look like that, you'll be saved. Every person in this house almost flunked out of law school in their first year. It's not hard to see why; they had broads on the brain. It's the worst thing that can happen to a first-year law student. I don't suppose that's your problem? Kevin Brooks: No, no. I'm married. William Moss, Tutor: Well, the vote's split on that, but I've saved all kinds. I moved in here and saved all these dum-dums. They'll all graduate, all from Harvard. Did you bring any samples of your work? Kevin Brooks: Yeah, I brought some notes... William Moss, Tutor: Notes don't mean a thing.
b.		Noxeema Jackson: That might be all fine and dandy but still have a lot more to learn before you become a full fledged Queen, my dear. Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Can't I just stay a princess they're so much younger than Queens [laughs] Noxeema Jackson: Does everything have to be a joke with you, this is not a masquerade! This is real life! There are steps to becoming a Queen. Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: I'm sorry. How many? Noxeema Jackson: Four! There are four steps to becoming a Drag Queen. Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Don't be stingy tell me what are they! Vida Boheme: Patience mon cheri. You will know when you've done them. Noxeema our Dutchess of Protocol will inform you. Noxeema Jackson: [laughs sarcastically] That's right just sit back. Auntie Vida's gonna make you a big ol'queen don't you worry.
c.		Rich Brown: All right. There are only a select few things of mine that are absolutely off limits ai'ight; my toothbrush, my toothpaste, my shaving cream,and my condoms.Magnums, of course. You know about the gold packs? other than that playboy anything else of mine you're welcome to; Rich Brown? DJ: DJ Rich Brown: Nice to meet you sir
d.		Speaker: [as Osama and Mohammed run away] Freakin' Arabs! Go back to Mecca and run around your big black box!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Postal (2007)?
a.		Uwe Boll: I am also happy to have today here Verne Troyer, the star of my next movie. Morning show host Bob: That's right. And your press release says that that film is a new paradigm of cinema. An epic romance that outstrips stories from the past, present and future. An fairy tale, that only the heart can understand. That sounds amazing, what's it called? Uwe Boll: Pong.
b.		Jackie-O: Marty and I tell each other everything. Lesly: Everything? Jackie-O: We're twins. Lesly: Did he tell you about his other girlfriends? Jackie-O: Did he tell you about his other girlfriends? Lesly: There was one, he said. Jackie-O: [eyes open wide] Did he tell you about her? Lesly: No, what was she like? Jackie-O: Who? Lesly: The girl. Jackie-O: She wasn't a girl. She was a woman. Lesly: She was older than Marty. Jackie-O: No, they were almost exactly the same age. Talk about glamorous. She was glamorous. Lesly: I thought so.
c.		Jason: She looks really... smart.
d.		The Critic: [about Violet and Olaf in the play, to the Detective] She doesn't deserve him.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Postal (2007)?
a.		Enid Keese: Vic, what did you say is in a pile driver? Vic: Italian Galliano for passion, Irish Mist for love and Russian vodka for endurance.
b.		Al Czervik: What're we, waiting for these guys? Hey Whitey, where's your hat? Judge Smails: Do you mind, sir. I'm trying to tee off. Al Czervik: I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods. Judge Smails: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice. [Swings club, slices ball into woods] Judge Smails: Damn. Al Czervik: OK, you can owe me. Judge Smails: I owe you nothing.
c.		Andre: I wouldn't put on an electric blanket for any reason. First, I'd be worried if I get electrocuted. No, I don't trust technology. But I mean, the main thing, Wally, is that I think that kind of comfort just separates you from reality in a very direct way.
d.		Mitzi: [crying] They did a poo-poo in my mouth.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Postal (2007)?
a.		Uncle Dave: Ritchie, am I the only one who doesn't know of a fuckin' bomb shelter in my room? Richard: It's not a bomb shelter! [Opens vault] Richard: It's a God shelter!
b.		Paulina: The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish. You have to hold her, like the skin on her thigh is your reason for living. Let her go, like your heart's being ripped from your chest. Throw her back, like you're going to have your way with her right here on the dance floor. And then finish, like she's ruined you for life. Bobbie: [looking up from the floor] Yeah, why can't you do it like that?
c.		Dave Lizewski: [introducing himself] Dave. Dave Lizewski. Hit Girl: [laughs] I know that, dumbass!
d.		Lona McLane: Well, it's been weird knowing you.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Postal (2007)?
a.		Willard: [voice-over] He was close, real close. I couldn't see him yet, but I could feel him, as if the boat were being sucked upriver and the water was flowing back into the jungle. Whatever was going to happen, it wasn't gonna be the way they call it back in Nha Trang.
b.		Crash: [singing] I believe I can fly. [hits tree]
c.		Super-Impose: Paradise Winds Trailer Park: Birthplace of Axl Rose
d.		Byrde Gordon: Wow. Looks like I'm making some guests for the hotel. [pauses] Byrde Gordon: And, with any luck, a burial pot too.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Postal (2007)?
a.		Lilly Raines: The President was humiliated. Frank Horrigan: He's alive, isn't he? Lilly Raines: Yeah, well, we're here to safeguard his dignity as well. Frank Horrigan: I'm not paid for that. Lilly Raines: What about the time Kennedy's girlfriend was caught in the White House and you said she was with you? Frank Horrigan: Don't you go believing every rumor someone tells you. Lilly Raines: Frank, Wilder told me the whole story. About how you were suspended a month without pay. I'd say that was safeguarding his dignity. Frank Horrigan: That was different. He was different. Lilly Raines: Maybe you were different. Frank Horrigan: I was different. The whole damn country was different. Everything would be different right now too if I'd been half as a paranoid as I am today. Fuck.
b.		Paul: I knew this one girl that thought sperm was medicine. All she wanted to do was suck cock. Then she got 3 little children. So she used to put sperm into their bottles to build up their immune system. They all got AIDS.
c.		Young Woman: [Exits wax museum screaming] You've got an awful nerve - asking me to marry you in that chamber of horrors. Young Man: [Chuckles] What do you think marriage is anyway?
d.		Alan Parrish: [in terror] "A hunter from the darkest wild... makes you feel just like a child." Sarah Whittle: What is it? Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Postal (2007)?
a.		Officer Greg: Oh oh, watch this. Say "Will work for food" in German. Harry the Wheelchair Guy: Uh... Officer Greg: You're the shit.
b.		Sailor: Rockin' good news.
c.		John: [voice over] Here in America, we can fabricate anything.
d.		Victor: [to Everett] Oh, and keep your eyes open. Some drunk has been exposing himself to the waitresses at the Denny's across the street. The last time the crazy bastard was carrying a samurai sword.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Postal (2007)?
a.		Henry Hill: [narrating] When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy.
b.		Cooter: [noticing the dog poo in Dude's yard] Feces in the yard. That's a violation of trailer ordinance #101-40. Dude: [to Dude's dog as it's eating the poop he's scraping off] Stop eating the poop! Cooter: I'll add that to the list. Dude: Oh, the list? Oh, great! What else? What else you got on the list? Cooter: Ordinance #143-11; yesterday around lunchtime. Now, I don't care what you two do in your own bedroom, but ordinance #143-11 says if I hear you nude love making after 10am, I get to file grievance against your sorry ass which is exactly what I'm gonna do! Dude: Oh, oh, okay! Well, at least I wasn't born in my sister, you imbred hick! Oh, and for your information, hillbilly, I wasn't even here yesterday afternoon! Cooter: ... [chuckles] Dude: I hate this town... [walks away]
c.		Zack Carey: Nomi's got heat. Cristal Connors: Does she now? Marty Jacobsen: Yes, she does... in a totally different way, of course.
d.		Pima County Sheriff Noel Nye: This came in about six o'clock. Twenty two escaped. They've captured or killed fifteen so that leaves seven. Sam Burgade: Hmm. Gant. Weed: he could track a duck across a pond. Shiraz: a knife. Lee Roy Tucker: that coyote sniffed under every boulder in the territory. Mike Shelby: nineteen years old, in for life. Menendez: that must be Cesar Menendez. Real handsome lookin' man - cut the head off a little gal in Nogales one time. Said he wanted her earrings. Pima County Sheriff Noel Nye: And Zach Provo. Sam Burgade: I though he was dead.

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