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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The In-Laws (2003) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The In-Laws (2003) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The In-Laws (2003)

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About the movie: Right before his daughter's wedding, a mild-mannered foot doctor discovers that his new in-laws are international smugglers.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The In-Laws (2003)?
a.		Honey: How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium, Lyle? Drugs are so retro. Lyle: Before I became a drug addict, I had so many problems. Now I just have one - Drugs! It's given my life real focus.
b.		Jerry Peyser: I'm sorry I called you the worst father in the world. I'm sure there's at least two or three guys who are worse. Steve Tobias: Thank you, Jer.
c.		Amafi: Listen, Mr. Wassa. I don't love this young lady. I don't even particularly like her. But she's the only person in the world I've ever found who can get it up for me.
d.		Lily: I don't think we ever officially met. I'm Lily. Nina: Hi, Nina. Lily: Yes, our new swan queen! You must be so excited. Are you freaking out? Nina: [chuckles] Yeah. Lily: Yeah, it's okay. I would be losing my mind.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The In-Laws (2003)?
a.		Hollywood: I don't need poetry to get women. Sheila Downes: No, you need a personality to get women. Savon Garrison: Try a breath mint and a visa.
b.		Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo: [posing as a blind man in line to register for classes] Is this a full load? Class Selection Secretary: Almost. Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo: In that case, I would like to take Photography 101. Class Selection Secretary: [delicately] Um, I don't think... Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo: Madame, I know I am blind! But I don't see why that should hold me back from taking the classes I want. Look at Beethoven, deaf as he was... did anybody tell him not to compose music? Look at Helen Keller... blind as a bat. Did anybody tell her not to teach? Or how about Van Gogh, just because he cut off his ear. No! [the people in line cheer]
c.		Steve Tobias: This wedding is going to be as normal as butter on mashed potatoes.
d.		Talma Stickley: [Percell gives the final order to fire DESTINI] Damn you. General Thomas Percell: Damn me? Too late.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The In-Laws (2003)?
a.		Charlie Croker: This is it, guys. Moment of truth. [there is a street party going on ahead of them] Charlie Croker: What the hell is this? [he stops] Charlie Croker: Shit! Steve's neighbors throwing a party. Valet: [someone approaches him] Are you here for the Baker party, Sir? Charlie Croker: No.
b.		Jerry Peyser: Six people on a beach! I could have saved a fortune. Steve Tobias: Jer, they're gonna be fine. In fact, the whole family's gonna be just fine.
c.		Judge Smails: Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf. Spalding Smails: No I'm not grandpa I'm playing tennis. Judge Smails: You're playing golf and you're going to like it. Spalding Smails: What about my asthma? Judge Smails: I'll give you asthma.
d.		Willard: On the river, I thought that the minute I looked at him, I'd know what to do, but it didn't happen. I was in there with him for days, not under guard; I was free, but he knew I wasn't going anywhere. He knew more about what I was going to do than I did. If the generals back in Nha Trang could see what I saw, would they still want me to kill him? More than ever, probably. And what would his people back home want if they ever learned just how far from them he'd really gone? He broke from them, and then he broke from himself. I'd never seen a man so broken up and ripped apart.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The In-Laws (2003)?
a.		Marvin: I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death. Arthur: Thanks very much, Marv!
b.		Demon: Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.
c.		William 'Bill' Bowers: No luck huh? Archie Hall: Oh this goes way, way beyond luck, buddy. I think we may have finally reached the point where we're operating in the realm of the supernatural.
d.		Jerry Peyser: You know something? He might actually like prison. Steve Tobias: Like it? He's gonna love it.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The In-Laws (2003)?
a.		Skeleton Big Ben: [Roger hits Ben with a chair] Roger you fight like a little girl!
b.		[looking in an anthropology book] George Henderson: That's Jaques LaFleur, a hunter who came in the store today. Nancy Henderson: No, that's Richard Smith, the forestry guy who came to our... house today. That lying bastard!
c.		Remo Williams: Are you hurt? Chiun: No. When you approach middle age, there is a tendency toward bruising, my son. Remo Williams: What? What did you call me? Chiun: I called you a clumsy oaf. You drive like a monkey in heat.
d.		Jerry Peyser: That was fun. Steve Tobias: Yeah blackmail! Ha ha.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The In-Laws (2003)?
a.		[after seeing a tractor beam shoot at the sky] Vince: Now that right there. That was messed up.
b.		HAL: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
c.		Steve Tobias: I don't know one person here. Jerry Peyser: That's because it's not an arms market.
d.		Ward: Now look, I think we've left no stone unturned. But let's not kid ourselves. If any of us is caught there's only a remote possibility we'd be mistaken for Russians. Keep in mind that close examination takes time, and that time they use on you could let the rest of us escape. Highwayman: Don't be too quick to die.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The In-Laws (2003)?
a.		Judge Danforth: To your knowledge, has John Proctor committed the crime of lechery? Answer my question! Is your husband an lecher! Elizabeth: No sir. Judge Danforth: Remove her, Marshal. John Proctor: Elizabeth, I have confessed it! Elizabeth: Oh, God!
b.		Richard Swersey: We will never touch your foot with our hands. Now i'll tell you what I can do, I can press on the shoe to see if it fits. I can go like this. [presses the toe of the shoe]
c.		Jerry Peyser: "Normal as butter on mashed potatoes"? That lasted about ten minutes.
d.		Goku: Kamehameha!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The In-Laws (2003)?
a.		Mark Tobias: The one time my father shows up to Cub Scouts and I earn a merit badge in covert evasion techniques.
b.		Older Jeremiah: Fucking crystal!
c.		Rahad Jackson: Oh, that's Cosmo... he's Chinese.
d.		[deleted scene - the ghosts of Secundus, Quartus, and Sextus are standing in the crater next to an unconcious Yvaine] Secundus: With all due respect to father, that window thing was a rotten trick! Sextus: Excuse me? At least you had a chance! Quartus murdered me while I was asleep! Quartus: How many times do I have to tell you? It was Septimus! [the ghost of Tertius, recently poisoned, appears] Quartus: [to Tertius] Don't speak - don't say a word! Let me guess; Septimus? Tertius: [nods] Sextus: Poison? Tertius: [shrugs, then notices the stone lying next to Yvaine] The stone! [tries to pick it up and fails] Tertius: I can touch it! I can feel it, I just can't shift it! It's like it's too heavy... [looks up at his brothers, tearfully] Tertius: You look like a bunch of FREAKS! Secundus: Hold on... there are five of us now! We could do it together! Quintus: We tried it before - it didn't work! Secundus: But Tertius wasn't here, there were only four of us! Come on! [all of them gather around the stone and grab it, attempting to lift it - unbeknownst to them, Yvaine sits up] Tertius, Secundus, Quartus, Sextus, Quintus: Come on... yes, yes... come on! [all groan and give up] Tertius, Secundus, Quartus, Sextus, Quintus: No... [Yvaine sees the stone and goes to pick it up] Tertius, Secundus, Quartus, Sextus, Quintus: No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! N - [she picks it up] Tertius, Secundus, Quartus, Sextus, Quintus: Awww... [Yvaine fastens it around her neck] Tertius, Secundus, Quartus, Sextus, Quintus: No! Nononononono! Please! Aw. Quartus: [sighing] Well done, everyone. [all of them sigh and collapse - Tertius lies down in Quintus' lap] Quartus: No, you were right, though - it was definately better with five of us. [beat] Quartus: I mean, that's the closest we've come to actually moving anything! [Tertius, in Quintis' lap, looks irritated. Quintus looks down at him] Quintus: [soothingly] Shhh...

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The In-Laws (2003)?
a.		Apocalypse Inc. Chairman: Neither a borrower, nor a lender be... Shakespeare. Homeless Woman: Fuck You... David Mamet
b.		Karla: Incidentally, Dee, the leading men in my pictures would say to me, "You are so beautiful when you are angry!" [approaches Dee to embrace her from behind] Karla: I'm sorry I can't say the same for you.
c.		Steve Tobias: We're the CIA. Angela Harris: Great, now I have to kill him.
d.		Kathryn: Ugh, it's the loonhead from the strike and square. Barbara: He's kinda cute... for a greaser.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The In-Laws (2003)?
a.		[Davis describing the plot of "Sullivan's Travels"] Davis: It's a story about a guy, he's a filmmaker like me, who loses his way, and forgets what it was he set on earth to do. Fortunately, he finds his way back. It can happen, Mack. Check it out.
b.		Roger: (in church) You really know how to pack them in.
c.		Wilma Lentz: There's no emotion. None. Just the pretense of it. The words, the gesture, the tone of voice, everything else is the same, but not the feeling.
d.		Angela Harris: We've got the FBI on us like trailer trash on Velveeta.

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