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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kicking & Screaming (2005) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kicking & Screaming (2005) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kicking & Screaming (2005) - Part (3)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Kicking & Screaming (2005).

About the movie: Family man Phil Weston, a lifelong victim of his father's competitive nature, takes on the coaching duties of a kids' soccer team, and soon finds that he's also taking on his father's dysfunctional way of relating...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kicking & Screaming (2005)?
a.		[from trailer] Dick: What are you reading? Fanny: It's a book my mother sent me. Listen to this. 'If you are having trouble with your sex life try using toys!' Dick: Oh fuck yes, I can't wait to walk around the house with Barbie hanging out of my arse!
b.		Gen. Bullmoose: [talking about Appassionata von Climax] She works for me. She gets a salary, and she sort of lives in my house. Li'l Abner Yokum: [to Appassionata von Climax] Really? Does that mean you gets bed and board, ma'm? Appassionata Von Climax: Extremely!
c.		'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: Sorry to break in, Sheriff, but we've located Williams. This time, for real. 'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: Where? Officer Jacobi: On North Wabash, at the offices of the Friends of American Liberty. One of our patrols spotted him in the alley. 'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: All right. Get every available man. Seal off the whole area. But remember, God damn it, I want him taken alive! Officer Jacobi: Check.
d.		Phil Weston: Looks who's here! I'll give you a hint - Hall of Fame, Chicago Bears... Mark Avery: Sammy Sosa? Mike Ditka: C'mon! Phil Weston: Football... coached the 1986... Mike Ditka: '85. Phil Weston: Right, '85 Bears to Superbowl victory... it's Mike Ditka! Mark Avery: Do you know Sammy Sosa? Mike Ditka: Hey, zip it, kid!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kicking & Screaming (2005)?
a.		Buck Weston: You know how hard it's been for me ever since your mom died. Phil Weston: She didn't die! She divorced you! Buck Weston: Ehh... tomatoes, tomahtoes.
b.		Lonesome Rhodes: A guitar beats a woman every time.
c.		Dr. Manhattan: You're my only remaining link to the world. Laurie Juspeczyk: I don't want that responsibility anymore. [to Adrian as she walks out] Laurie Juspeczyk: He's all yours. Adrian Veidt: Don't worry John, she'll be back. Dr. Manhattan: No she won't.
d.		Campus Cop #1: Do you know how fast you were going? Bo Duke: What? Campus Cop #2: How fast you were going. Bo Duke: Ten? Campus Cop #1: Eight. Bo Duke: Isn't the speed limit ten? Campus Cop #1: Yeah. It is.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kicking & Screaming (2005)?
a.		Father Francis McKeen: The devil has gotten inside you, Jobe.
b.		Milhouse: Hey, I'm very passionate about the planet. Nelson: [raises his fist] Say global warming is a myth! Milhouse: It's a myth! Further study is needed! Nelson: [punches Milhouse] That's for selling out your beliefs!
c.		Donna Jones: [second lesbian extends her hand to Phil's, shaking it with a joltingly strong grip] Donna Jones. You can call me 'Chief.'
d.		Lord Wessex: My lady, the tide waits for no man, but I swear it would wait for you.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kicking & Screaming (2005)?
a.		Auntie: You are to become geisha.
b.		Daskal: I read your dossier, Mr. Intellectual. What would you say your record says about you? Koverchenko: That I think for myself. Daskal: You think for yourself. When I was eight years old, defending Stalingrad, I didn't think for myself. When the Motherland asked for our lives, we GAVE. My father didn't think of himself, he GAVE. My mother didn't think of herself, she GAVE. My brother didn't think of himself, he GAVE! My comrades tied a rope around my waist and lowered me on top of Nazi tanks. I'd stuff Molotovs under turret and cannon, and they pulled me up again. Eight years old! They called me Tank Boy. I took a lot of Nazi tanks. A lot. And over the years I've learned to smell a traitor.
c.		Sam Weston: Dad, you're getting a little creepy. Phil Weston: I know, let's all bay at the moon. Sam Weston: What? Phil Weston: You know, howl at the moon... like this. Owwwwooooo... owooo... ow, ow, ow, ow, owwwoooo! Neighbor: Shut up out there! Phil Weston: You shut up in THERE! [continues howling, and all the kids join in; momentarily, a pack of snarling dogs charge into the yard]
d.		Beatrice Ocean: [to Sam Harmon] I'll consider mistress, plaything, toy for a night, but I refuse to be your mother. That's out!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kicking & Screaming (2005)?
a.		Tripp: [at the top of a mountain, when Ace appears] Well, hey there, Ace. Glad you could make it, man. We thought you went home. Ace: [dropping to the ground, exhausted] I fell into a deep, dark crevasse. I was so scared.
b.		Dennis Peck: How many cops you know, huh? Got nothing. Divorced, alcoholic, kids won't talk to them anymore, can't get it up. Sitting there in their little apartments, alone in the dark, playing lollipop with a service revolver?
c.		Mandy Nichols: It's better to be on the edge of a party, don't you think?
d.		Ann Hogan: We're at all the games, unlike a lot of the other parents. Phil Weston: No no, not like the other parents at all! You're better than the other parents. Ambrose's Dad: Oh, so they're better? Phil Weston: No, they're different. Donna Jones: What do you mean "different"? Phil Weston: I mean, you're different because you're better. Ambrose's Dad: How are they better? Phil Weston: You're both better different... in a different but better way! Ann Hogan: Uh, okay. [she walks off with Donna] Ambrose's Dad: It's a little early to start playing favorites, Phil.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kicking & Screaming (2005)?
a.		Luke: I won't fail you. I'm not afraid. Yoda: You will be. You... will... be.
b.		Jeff: The police, our parents, the Greeks, somebody. Somebody is going to find us. We just have to be alive when they do.
c.		Mark Avery: Hi, I'm Mark Avery - you know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong [waving hands, gesturing] Mark Avery: You dig, Cracker? Ya feel me? Phil Weston: What does that mean? Mark Avery: I don't know, I heard it on a rap video once. But I'm really funny. I've got like a million jokes. Phil Weston: Great, I'd love to hear one. Shoot. Mark Avery: Remember the time when you caught and you fell over? Phil Weston: Right, yeah... Mark Avery: [all the kids laugh] Ha ha! I got ya good! I burned ya! I got ya, bad! Phil Weston: How did I get burned? Okay, apparently I don't get it.
d.		Ronnie: What the fuck? You guys look like the Gorton's fishermen Little Junior Brown: Ronnie, I want you to listen to this.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kicking & Screaming (2005)?
a.		Mike Waters: [shouting at rabbit on roadside] Oooh-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo! Where do you think you're running, man? We're stuck here together, you s**t!
b.		Lenny: I promise you fifty wins before Christmas. Burp: Your man gets IN THE RING forty of fifty times before Christmas he won't have enough brains left to tie his shoelaces. And then you'll have two cripples in the family.
c.		Sam Sparks: Hello Sam Sparks, I'm America!
d.		Phil Weston: [to Barbara] My dad, he's a coach. He knows the game, he's confident, he's smart, witty, dynamic, vicious, brutal, vindictive, a monster! And he will win by intimidation and forceful tactics if need be. I'm not like that. I don't know anyone like that. Do you? [quick cut to Ditka house] Mike Ditka: So Paul, what's on your mind? Phil Weston: Actually, it's Phil. Mike Ditka: It's not Paul? Phil Weston: No. Mike Ditka: What's the difference? Spit it out. [lights a cigar] Diana Ditka: Mike? Mike Ditka: Here, hold this. [gives cigar to Phil] Diana Ditka: Oh no! We do not allow smoking in the house! Phil Weston: I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka. Diana Ditka: You should be. Mike Ditka: [Phil hands back cigar] I'll get rid of it, honey!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kicking & Screaming (2005)?
a.		Ann Hogan: Byong-Sun is very shy - this book really helped us to deal with it, so you're probably gonna want to give it a glance. Phil Weston: [reading title] My Child is Shy. Thanks. [pause] Phil Weston: I'm sorry, who's your son? Donna Jones: Byong-Sun. Phil Weston: Oh, I see. [pause] Phil Weston: Actually, I don't see, I'm sorry. [realizing they are lesbians] Phil Weston: Oh wait, now I see! Wow!
b.		Peter: I do believe in fairies, I do, I do.
c.		Carrie Bradshaw: I know, my head's in the Witness Protection Program.
d.		Kenneth: You sure you wanna do this? Michael: Yeah, think I'll just stay here awhile, watch the sun rise.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kicking & Screaming (2005)?
a.		[Kevin is showing Max how the shuttle toilet works. It involves a vacuum hose] Max: I ain't getting in that. Kevin: No, Max, come on. I mean, it's not like you're using it for much else anyway, right?
b.		Tyler: Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it because nobody else will. Like when someone comes into your life and half of you says: "You're nowhere near ready". And the other half says: "Make her yours forever". Michael, Caroline asked me what would I say if I knew you could hear me. I said: "I do know. I love you. God, I miss you, and I forgive you.
c.		Byong Sun: [introducing himself] I'm Byong-Sun. Phil Weston: Hi, Byong-Sun. Byong Sun: I am a very kind person. Phil Weston: Oh, that's sweet! Anything that relates to soccer? Byong Sun: No sir. Phil Weston: Well, maybe you and Ambrose can team up - he's big and you might form one megaperson. [Ambrose gives him a dirty look] Phil Weston: Okay, forget I just said that.
d.		Chandler Jarrell: My dear, sweet brother Numsie!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kicking & Screaming (2005)?
a.		Watson Pritchett: [walks slowly up to Sarah] You don't... get it... do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, cuz it's a fucking house!
b.		Bill: [the Bride lunges for Bill's sword, Bill draws a gun and shoots, barely missing her] Now if you don't settle down, I'm gonna have to put one in your kneecap. And I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in. [he suddenly fires again, hitting a fruit bowl and splattering the Bride, making her jump] Bill: Ha ha ha! I'm just fucking with you.
c.		Neighbor: SHUT UP OUT THERE! Phil Weston: YOU SHUT UP IN THERE!
d.		Kojo: You're a good man, Mr. Leafy. Morgan Leafy: You think so? Well, better late than never.

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