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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Nacho Libre (2006) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Nacho Libre (2006) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Nacho Libre (2006).
About the movie:
Berated all his life by those around him, a monk follows his dream and dons a mask to moonlight as a Luchador (Mexican wrestler).
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Nacho Libre (2006)?
a.
Maxwell Smart
: [
given a blanket
] Oh good, the itchy kind, my favorite, does this one also have small pox? And that was a human tooth...
b.
Mike Teevee
: Wait till I get a real one. Colt 45. Pop won't let me have one yet, will ya, Pop?
Mrs. Teevee
: Not till you're 12, son.
c.
Miz Beaver
: Say albert, isn't that a plumber's helper you're mixin' with?
Albert the Alligator
: I ain't no snob! I'd even mix with a congersman's aide if... if I thought it'd help!
d.
Nacho
: My life is good. Real good.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Nacho Libre (2006)?
a.
M
: You killed a man in Brigenz.
James Bond
: I did my best not to.
M
: You shot him in cold blood and threw him off a roof. I would hardly call that showing restraint!
b.
Cartman
: Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right? [
short pause
]
Mrs. Cartman
: Sure, hon.
c.
Nacho
: Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour.
Chancho
: So you've never wrestled?
Nacho
: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!
d.
Gerry
: I conquered Thebes.
Gerry
: When?
Gerry
: Two weeks ago.
Gerry
: How'd you do it?
Gerry
: Well, I got... I did more than that, actually. I said to Gerry, "I ruled this land for ninety-seven years... and, uh... and, uh, I'd like it." I had all the sanctuaries built. And then I, uh... this hot lava leaked out of a volcano, and half destroyed one of the - my sanctuary to, uh... Demeter, I guess it was. And, um... but I didn't have the... the marble to rebuild, like, the sculptures, and the - to fix the sanctuary. But I already had all these, um, docks, to, like, Calydon and... Argos, and... I had everything. I had everything. Um, I was trading with, like, twelve cities. And, uh... I had-I had a really good army. But, um, the river had - the river had just flooded. And it flooded out, like, four of my docks, and I couldn't import the marble, to rebuild the sanctuary. And she got - Demeter got really pissed off, and so she made my fields infertile. And then, uh... so I couldn't grow the grass. I couldn't grow the wheat, to feed the horses. And there was no... I couldn't... and there was nowhere for the sheep to graze... and the goats. And so my people were getting hungry and restless, and then, um... and so I, I couldn't trade because the - the rivers had flooded. And so, uh, Knossos, one of my vassals, got really upset with me, and, um... turned against me. And they, uh... attacked me. And because I couldn't, I couldn't train any sheep 'cause I didn't have the wheat. I didn't have, uh... I didn't have a, um... a, uh...
Gerry
: You couldn't train any sheep?
Gerry
: I couldn't train any of the *horses*, because I, uh, didn't have the wheat. And so, when they attacked me, I just got... they just dogged me. And I actually went to send my army out to defend the city, and, like, you can only send 'em out if you have, uh, twelve - if you have twelve, uh, trained horses, and I had eleven. So... I was one... horse... shy... I don't know... of saving the city.
Gerry
: So then you didn't really...
Gerry
: Oh, I *had* conquered Theb - I had just conquered Thebes. And then that happened.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Nacho Libre (2006)?
a.
Nacho
: I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses' number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.
b.
Lee Fernandez
: We discussed it, and I've decided that you've got the part! I'll have the contracts drawn up tomorrow.
Rich Longfellow
: I can't believe it! I'm going to be in "Aristotle and His Horny Time Travels!" Thank you!
c.
Al Roberts
: That's life. Whichever way you turn, Fate sticks out a foot to trip you.
d.
Matthew
: Is it bad out there?
Cop
: Out where?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Nacho Libre (2006)?
a.
C.D. Bales
: [
challenged to think of twenty jokes better than "Big Nose"
] Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got...
Everyone
: [
singing
] The whole world in his nose!
C.D. Bales
: Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! How many is that?
Dean
: Fourteen, Chief!
C.D. Bales
: Religious: the Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn't He? Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine! Aromatic: it must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in Brazil. Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped. [
he pauses, pretending to be stumped, while the crowd urges him on
]
C.D. Bales
: All right. Dirty: your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
b.
Grivo
: I just heard about this new drug that makes you happy, I just wanna say, [
long pause
]
Grivo
: ... FUCK happy!
c.
Dr. Walters
: Important thing, witnesses. Lucky you asked me before exactly what time it was.
d.
Nacho
: Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! The give me no nutrients!
Esqueleto
: Sorry.
Nacho
: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Nacho Libre (2006)?
a.
Megan Paige
: Why didn't you tell me you knew the victims?
Richard Ledge
: Because then you would have known that I killed them.
b.
[
from trailer
]
Grace Andrews
: OHH MY GOD!... it's him
c.
Tony Pino
: Joe, you need some underwear.
Joe McGinnis
: Maybe later.
d.
Nacho
: It sucks to be me right now!
Esqueleto
: How come?
Nacho
: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Nacho Libre (2006)?
a.
Balthasar
: [
during Jesus Christ's Crucifixion
] I have lived too long.
b.
Rawley Wilkes
: The boys are just having a little fun.
J.J. McQuade
: You wanna join the fun?
c.
Postville Police Chief
: If you ask me, that guy was none too anxious to get hitched.
Bogardus, Postville J.P.
: How many of them are?
d.
Nacho
: I'm not listening to you. You're crazy.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Nacho Libre (2006)?
a.
Rick Morgan
: What are you doing carrying this shit around? It's toxic waste!
Jim Scott
: It's not that toxic...
b.
Thurman
: Hey, Buford - How'd ya like a nice plush job as my deputy? No presence required, JUST BRUTE ANIMAL FORCE!
c.
Esqueleto
: Summon your eagle powers.
Nacho
: What do you think I'm doing?
Nacho
: [
Losing badly, about to take a big hit
] Eagle powers... come to me! Please!
d.
Alma
: [
Maggio offers her a drink
] No, thanks, I don't drink. [
Maggio gives her a look
]
Alma
: I think it's a weakness.
Angelo Maggio
: I grant ya that.
Alma
: [
to Prewitt
] You don't like weakness do you?
Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt
: No, I don't like weakness... but I like to drink!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Nacho Libre (2006)?
a.
Nacho
: When the fantasy has ended/and all the children are gone/Something good inside me/helps me to carry on/I ate some bugs/I ate some grass/I used my hand to wipe my tears/To kiss your mouth/I break my vows/no no no no no no way Jose/Unless you want to/Then we break our vows together.
b.
Brenner
: So what happened to the guy with the gun?
Sunhill
: I married him.
Brenner
: Well, I'm happy for you. I wish a long life of happiness for both of you.
Sunhill
: I filed for divorce.
Brenner
: Good.
c.
Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy
: I don't have any friends. Will you be my friend?
d.
Elliot
: [
Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head
] I come in peace.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Nacho Libre (2006)?
a.
Pfc. Al Thomas
: That's war.
Pfc. Charlie Bass
: What's war?
Pfc. Al Thomas
: Trading real estate for men.
b.
Charles Bonnet
: My dirt!
c.
Nacho
: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto
: We never win because you are fat!
d.
Keith Stratten
: Alright, listen, I'm about to roll us the biggest fucking joint anyone has ever seen. Are you down for that, Zack?
Zack Mazursky
: Absolutely.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Nacho Libre (2006)?
a.
Archer
: What's your name?
Alan
: Alan. Now shut up!
Archer
: Greetings, Alan now shut up.
b.
Matt Brunner
: Where's the girl?
Brunner's Henchman
: Rogers got her. Some way, he found out she was arriving.
Matt Brunner
: That's great, just great! That means changing our plans. Well, Clifford wanted some excitement. We'll have that lion hunt. Every year there's over 200 hunting accidents in the United States. This year, there'll be one or two more.
c.
Esqueleto
: Surpise. [
holding corn in both hands
]
Nacho
: Get that corn outta my face!
d.
[
Killer whales are menacing the adelies and Mumble perched on a buoy
]
Rinaldo
: They're making us appeteasers!
Ramón
: They're appe-teasing us! Ha, ha, ha! [
pause
]
Ramón
: We're gonna die.
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