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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Intolerable Cruelty (2003) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Intolerable Cruelty (2003) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

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About the movie: A revenge-seeking gold digger marries a womanizing Beverly Hills lawyer with the intention of making a killing in the divorce.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Intolerable Cruelty (2003)?
a.		Jeff McCloud: Hope's a funny thing. You can have it even when there ain't no reason for it.
b.		Jacob: [to Lou] I have some adavain but it's different. Lou: Well, let's stick it up our asses! Jacob: It's not a suppository! Lou: It doesn't matter. You crush it up, put it in a paper towel, run it under some warm water, and you stick it right up your ass. That works!
c.		Radio: [holding pants up to the phone for approval] How dese ones, Co' Jones?
d.		Miles Massey: So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear. Rex: Is it possible? Miles Massey: It's a challenge.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Intolerable Cruelty (2003)?
a.		Olivia Marshak: [starts to raise her voice] I know this is an important night for the trustees! Is Meaghan a trustee? So young yet so accomplished!
b.		Rex: My wife has me between a rock and a hard place. Miles Massey: That's her job. You should respect that.
c.		Gilbert: My humble life is indebt to your exalted prowess, your dauntless courage, and your superb, swift sword! Bowen: You have the poet's gift of exaggeration. Gilbert: Oh, sir, you should read my histories.
d.		Sheriff of Nottingham: Marian, our union would allow these children to grow up as my allies. You understand... I cannot allow them to grow up as my enemies. Marian: I have no choice. Sheriff of Nottingham: That's true.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Intolerable Cruelty (2003)?
a.		Victoria: [announcing to the audience] My selection tonight is dedicated to someone wonderful. Danny: [looking at Sam] That's you! Sam: [to Danny] No, no, no, it's not me she's talking about. Victoria: [announcing to the audience] Someone who's life was quite literally saved by music. Sam: [leaning over to Danny] That's you, my boy.
b.		Marylin Rexroth: [after Miles kisses Marylin] I could have you disbarred for that. Miles Massey: It was worth it. Marylin Rexroth: A romantic divorce attorney. Miles Massey: You fascinate me.
c.		Molly Lang: Hired killers. Dolan: The badge gives them a license.
d.		Cyrus Paice: [to Jack] Hey, Jack, let it go.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Intolerable Cruelty (2003)?
a.		Miles Massey: Were there any other specifications? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: [in outrageous French accent] She spe-cif-i-cated a silly man. Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor! Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it. Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She spe-cif-i-cated a man who, though clever at making money, would be easily duped and controlled. Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor! Miles Massey: Shut up, Freddy. She's allowing it. Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She spe-cif-i-cated a man with a wandering pee-pee. How you say? A philanderer whose affairs would be transparent to the world. Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor! Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Finally, a man whom she could herself brazenly cuckold until such time as she might choose to, uh - We would say, "faire un coup de marteau sur des fesses." You would say, "make hammer on his fanny." Freddy Bender: Your Honor, objection! I-Irrelevant! Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it! Miles Massey: Tell us, Baron - Did you introduce her to such a man? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Sir, I am the concierge! Miles Massey: And to whom did you introduce that calculating woman? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: I introduced her... [points to Rex Rexroth] Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: to that silly man. Freddy Bender: Your Honor, objection! Miles Massey: Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!
b.		Jamie: The chateaus have been there for three hundred years. Mieke's gone in twelve hours.
c.		Ed: You want to take a dinghy? Frank: No, I took care of that at the press conference.
d.		[Velma is wearing an orange-leather catsuit and trying to walk in a sexy manner] Patrick: Uh, Velma? Do you have to go to the bathroom? Velma: No, I can't in this outfit.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Intolerable Cruelty (2003)?
a.		Night Slasher: You want to go to hell? Huh, pig? You want to go to hell with me? It doesn't matter, does it? We are the hunters. We kill the weak so the strong survive. You can't stop the New World. Your filthy society will never get rid of people like us. It's breeding them! WE ARE THE FUTURE! Marion Cobretti: No! [aims his gun] Marion Cobretti: You're history.
b.		Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: [in outrageous French accent] She said she wanted a very rich husband. She wanted to know the businesses and the wealths-s - the wealths-s-s - Can I say this? Wealths of our various eligible guests. Miles Massey: And did she have any other specifications? Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor. Inflammatory. Miles Massey: What's good for the gander, Your Honor. Freddy Bender: Is this a legal argument - What's good for the gander?
c.		[In the locker room] Tyler: Hey! There's Brad Tolliver. Dad he doesn't have a rocking chair. Tolliver: A what? Tyler: My dad says you should sit in a rocking chair, while you are on the ice.
d.		Herman Blume: What does Guggenheim say? Max Fischer: Nothing. I felt I should go to you first. Herman Blume: Why? Max Fischer: Because at this moment I feel our best strategy is to keep a low profile. The more preparation I can do, the stronger our case will be when we go to the administration. Herman Blume: How much do you want? Max Fischer: $35.000 for the initial plans. Herman Blume: I'll give you $2500.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Intolerable Cruelty (2003)?
a.		Nearly Headless Nick: Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor!
b.		Amon Goeth: Oskar, there's a clerical error here at the bottom of the last page. Oskar Schindler: No, there's one more name I want to put there. I'll never find a maid as well trained as her at Brinnlitz. They are all country girls. Amon Goeth: [referring to Helen] No. No. Oskar Schindler: One hand of 21. If you win, I pay you 7400 Reichmarks. Hit a natural and I make it 14800. If I win, the girl goes on my list. Amon Goeth: I can't wager Helen in a card game. Oskar Schindler: Why not? Amon Goeth: Wouldn't be right. Oskar Schindler: She's going to Auschwitz on Number Two anyway. What difference does it make? Amon Goeth: She's not going to Auschwitz. I'd never do that to her. No, I want her to come back to Vienna with me. I want her to come to work for me there. I want to grow old with her. Oskar Schindler: Are you mad? Amon, you can't take her to Vienna with you. Amon Goeth: No, of course I can't. That's what I'd like to do. What I can do, if I'm any sort of a man is the next most merciful thing. I should take her into the woods and shoot her painlessly in the back of the head. Amon Goeth: What was it you said for a natural 21? Was it 14800?
c.		Loretta Lynn: I just can't believe I'm sittin' here talkin' to Patsy Cline. Patsy Cline: You act like you ain't never seen a glamorous country music singer before.
d.		Miles Massey: Marylin, think of me for a moment, not as an attorney, but as a friend. Marylin Rexroth: Does that mean you won't be charging us for the hour?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Intolerable Cruelty (2003)?
a.		Major Payne: Hello, little fella. What you had was a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is? Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: [nods head] Major Payne: Well, that's all this is. Now, you better run on up to your room before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off! [swings machete in front of Tiger's face]
b.		Miles Massey: You fascinate me.
c.		Eddie Birdlace: Where's our FUCKING drinks? Rose: You boys sure like to swear. Eddie Birdlace: No, we just like to drink.
d.		Trip: Duaaagh... [falls to his knees, his arm torn away] Gretchen: Jesus, Trip! Gretchen: Uh, are You ok? Trip: [standing up] My heart's still beating... but a... my arm's gone. Jack: You're kidding? Trip: I wish. Jack: Is he? [to Gretchen] Gretchen: Not this time!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Intolerable Cruelty (2003)?
a.		[in outrageous French accent] [to his yapping dog] Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Do you want some bones? Huh? Does Elsbieta want some bones? Has anyone any bones? Miles Massey: Does anyone have any bones? B - Uh, bones? Dog candies? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: No, they are not candies. Milk-Bones. Hard, crunchy bones for the teeth. Miles Massey: Uh, hard, uh - We'll attend to the dog later. Now, Baron - Where were we? Court Reporter: [Reading the court transcript in a monotone voice] She said that she required a husband. Oh, do you want some bones? Does Elsbieta want some bones? Has anyone any bones? Hard, crunchy bones for the...
b.		[from trailer] Holly Kennedy: What do you think? Daniel Connelly: I think you're hot! Holly Kennedy: [gasps] Daniel Connelly: Sorry, I have a syndrome.
c.		Miss Prism: The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
d.		Tyrone Capulet: [after being decapitated by the tow-truck] CRY HAVOC!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Intolerable Cruelty (2003)?
a.		Angel of Death: You must restore the balance or pay the penalty.
b.		Dewey Hughes: I need you to say the things I can't say, and you need me to do the things you can't do.
c.		Miles Massey: Baron von Espy, what is your profession? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: [in outrageous French accent] Silly man. I am a baron. Miles Massey: Yes, but do you not also hold a day job? Paying job. A, uh, a square job. Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Well, one has to live. I am the concierge of Les Pantalons Rouges at Bad-Gadesbourg in the canton of Uri. Miles Massey: And what does that job entail? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: I satisfy such requests as the clientele may present. Miles Massey: Towels, ice, et cetera? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: We have bellmen for that. No, no, no. Such requests that, were you at home, you would address not to your valet but to your majordomo. [to his yapping dog] Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Shush, poochy-chow. Miles Massey: I see. [Pointing to Marilyn Rexroth] Miles Massey: Baron, do you recognize that woman? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Ah, cher Marylin. But of course. Look who is here. Hi! Miles Massey: And she was a guest of the Red... Trousers? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Oh, many times, for relaxing and making Alpine recreation. Miles Massey: Mm-hmm. I am curious about her visit of five years ago. January ninteen ninty eight. Can you remember any specific request she made at that time? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Yes, I can. Miles Massey: And, what, at that time, did she tell you she required? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She said that she required... a husband!
d.		Luis Molina: No matter how lonely she may be she keeps men at a distance. Valentin Arregui: She's probably got bad breath or something.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Intolerable Cruelty (2003)?
a.		Gussie Mausheimer: Money is not everything. I know, because I have money and I have everything.
b.		Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor: strangling the witness. Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it.
c.		Trip: Hey, yo, nigger, that's my spot, see. Cpl. Thomas Searles: If you don't mind, there's more sufficient reading light here. Trip: Oooh, I like it when niggers talk good as white folks! Cpl. Thomas Searles: I'd be happy to teach you. It would be my pleasure Trip: Now, listen here, snowflake. I ain't got nothin' to learn from no house nigger, you hear? Cpl. Thomas Searles: I am a free man! As was my father before me. Trip: Oh, really? You free? Then why don't you move your free black ass out my spot, see!
d.		Chucky: That guy is evil! Lucifer thinks he's a little extreme!

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