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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Gigli (2003) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Gigli (2003) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Gigli (2003)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Gigli (2003).

About the movie: The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a retarded man came to be best friends through a hostage.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Gigli (2003)?
a.		Lexie Littleton: [about Belinda] Enchanting girl. I thought you had to be twenty-one to get into a place like this. Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: She is twenty-one. Lexie Littleton: I meant her I.Q. Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: I wasn't planning on running her for Congress. Lexie Littleton: No? What were you planning on doing with her? Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: You know, the usual. Lexie Littleton: Put her in shoulder pads and a helmet and knock her brains out? Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: I think somebody beat me to it. Lexie Littleton: She'll do well in Congress. Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Well you're only as young as the women you feel. Lexie Littleton: How quiet it must be at the Algonquin with you here in Duluth.
b.		Larry Gigli: [breaking someone's laptop] Suck-my-dick.com.
c.		Jane Coslaw: Oh, I hate you, you booger!
d.		Ma Kettle: Pa, I always seem to be scoldin' you. Pa Kettle: I know, Ma. You do all the barkin', but it's me that's always in the doghouse.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Gigli (2003)?
a.		Alice Sutton: I love you, too. Jerry Fletcher: Oh Alice... now you tell me.
b.		Oscar: I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts, is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in a band. Psychologist: Who is Jethro Tull?
c.		Randy: You know I hate math... and English... and History.
d.		Det. Stanley Jacobellis: Man, you know what I'd love to do, right now? Go down to Marie Callender's, get me a big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it, mmm-hmm good! Put some on your head! Your tongue would slap your brains out trying to get to it! INTERESTED? SURE?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Gigli (2003)?
a.		Larry Gigli: Lemme tell you something, in every relationship, there's a bull and a cow. It just so happens that in this relationship, right here with me and you, I'm the bull, you're the cow. Alright? [Points to self] Larry Gigli: Bull. [Points to Ricki] Larry Gigli: Cow. You got that? Ricki: Yeah, I got it. Bull, cow.
b.		Major Payne: [finishing the story to Tiger Dunn] To be continued... When I come back, I'll tell you what Bubba used as a penis!
c.		Gitano Sabatoni: Can you see my house? Gennaro: Huh? Gitano Sabatoni: The house God is building for me. Is it finished yet? Gennaro: You can't really call it a house Grandpa. It's more like a palace. Gitano Sabatoni: Ahhh, really? Wh-What's it made of? Gennaro: It's made of gold. Gitano Sabatoni: Nah. Made of bricks. You see when you're born... God starts building a house for you in heaven. And every time you do a good deed, he puts a brick on your house. And when you do a bad deed, he takes a brick off. So, since I did more good in my life than bad, I think maybe my house almost finished.
d.		Merlin: [about Archimedes] When he stays out all night, he's always grumpy the next morning. Arthur: He must stay out every night.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Gigli (2003)?
a.		Larry Gigli: Mr. Starkman... Starkman: I KNOW MY FUCKIN' NAME. You piece of shit. You don't try to extort a Federal-fuckin'-Prosecutor. And if you do, YOU DON'T FUCK AROUND.
b.		John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters. Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl. John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl. Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? [makes sputtering motorboat noise] Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house? John Beckwith: What's wrong with you? Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you? John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you? Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting! John Beckwith: Drop it. Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood. John Beckwith: Drop it! [starts walking away] Jeremy Grey: Team player!
c.		Prospera: [from trailer] I will plague them all, even to roaring!
d.		Verbal: Can I get some coffee? Dave Kujan: In a while. Let's talk about the lineup. Verbal: I'm really thirsty. I used to dehydrate as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Gigli (2003)?
a.		John Bender: [to Vernon] Keep your fuckin' hands off me! I'd expect better manners from you, Dick.
b.		Woman Visitor: What's she in here for? (something is whispered to her) And they call us the weaker sex.
c.		Rick: Why did you come back? To tell me why you ran out on me at the railway station? Ilsa: ...Yes. Rick: Well, you can tell me now. I'm reasonably sober.
d.		Mother: Is she your sweetheart? Larry Gigli: Ma!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Gigli (2003)?
a.		Alan Garner: Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. [awkward laughter] Alan Garner: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
b.		Pappy O'Daniel: I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicating!
c.		Margaret: Ya know, there should be a law against 24 year old blondes with big tits named Debbie.
d.		[first lines] Larry Gigli: You see, after all is said and done, the only thing you can be really sure of, the only thing you can really count on in this world, is that you just never fucking know.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Gigli (2003)?
a.		Cagin Liadin: Why do you not release me! You said to Elisha you had no regard for me. I do not belive that to be true. Cagin Liadin: Promise me Cagin, if you ever find yourself in danger, if you ever find yourself a fallen queen, come here. I did love ya once, I did. But I had to let ya go. I release you from the strings that have bound my heart to yours for so long. Now go. Go.
b.		Thomas Ince: Can I be frank with you? W. R. Hearst: You can be whoever you like. [laughs at his own joke]
c.		Reuben Tishkoff: Terry, I can't predict the future. I pay professionals to do that, and even they get it wrong sometimes.
d.		Larry Gigli: Don't tell me what we're supposed to do! Ricki: How about this? You leave him alone or I'll kill you. Larry Gigli: You'll kill me? Fuck you, go ahead! Ricki: I'll kill you. Larry Gigli: You don't tell me what to do, okay? Don't tell me what we might do, don't tell me what we're supposed to do, don't tell me what we maybe should do, don't ever tell me nothing! Ricki: I'll tell you this. You leave him alone or I'll kill you.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Gigli (2003)?
a.		Roy Dillon: I guess I owe you my life, Lilly. Lilly Dillon: You always did, Roy.
b.		Gossie McKee: What the hell's Ray doin' up there? Marlene: Auditionin' for you Gossie. Gossie McKee: He ain't no good without me. Marlene: How'd you and the 'Bama like to do a week here at the Chair. I know a good bass player. Nice jazz trio can score big. With the right manager. Gossie McKee: Manager? Marlene: Come on now, Gossie, don't be so small minded. You know you have to give to get. Gossie McKee: What exactly do I have to give? Marlene: Twenty-five percent. But I'll be gettin' you other gigs. Gossie McKee: Alright. Next question. What do I get? Marlene: What do you need? Gossie McKee: Double scale as leader. Plus ten percent. Marlene: What about the 'Bama? Gossie McKee: He's about as green as a blade of grass. I can handle him. Marlene: Yeah, he's green alright. So, Gossie, you don't have to worry about finding a hotel room for the 'Bama. He can flop at my place. Gossie McKee: You don't never change.
c.		Claudette: Caught me at a bad time, kid. I'm in. Roger: So am I. Claudette: Nobody enters my dressing room uninvited! What the hell do you think that star means? Roger: You're Jewish?
d.		Ricki: She thinks I'm beautiful. Larry Gigli: Yeah, well, she's blind in one eye.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Gigli (2003)?
a.		Ricki: It's turkey time. Larry Gigli: Huh? Ricki: Gobble, gobble.
b.		Doc Riedenschneider: That copper, he recognized me. Cobby: How'd you know he was a copper? Doc Riedenschneider: I can smell one a block off. Cobby: Oh, don't worry about Ditrich. He's on my payroll. Practically a partner. Me and him, we're like that. [Cobby holds up his index and middle finger] Doc Riedenschneider: Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think one's all right, he turns legit.
c.		Nathan Landau: You spent the whole fucking afternoon with him, or should I say, you spent the whole afternoon fucking him.
d.		Matt Douglas: You're a whore. Admit it. Admit you're a big whore. Go ahead. Russell Kramer: Name three women from the District of Columbia that you didn't bang when you were in office - what am I talking about? Name one. Matt Douglas: Screw you. Russell Kramer: Blow me. [Rifles fire]

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Gigli (2003)?
a.		Charlie Chan: Only very foolish mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
b.		Dr. Arnold: Nothing's off limits Karla. You can tell me what you did.
c.		Louis Salinger: Sometimes the hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn... I'm the one you burn.
d.		Larry Gigli: You know something? You're right. It is sadness. Its sadness and I'm fucking sad. You got me. You're a genius. You know why I'm fucking sad? Because I got this fucking beautiful-sexy-gorgeous-hearthrob-o-rama-fucking-smart-amazing-bombshell-seventeen-on a fucking ten scale- girl sleeping in a bed right next to me and you know what? She's a stone cold dike. A fucking untouchable, unhaveable, unattainable brick wall fucking dike-a-saurus rexi. So its sad. Okay? What you want me to do? I feel fucking sadness about that. There's nothing I can fucking do. [cue music] Larry Gigli: And not only is she a major babe, but I really like this girl a lot, a lot, I mean she's not like anybody else I ever knew before and that's a completely fucking new one on me, and I don't even know her real fucking name so there you go. Oh and in case you're interested, my life sucks. Alright? Stick a fork in me I'm done.

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