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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Dogma (1999) - Part (16) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Dogma (1999) - Part (16) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Dogma (1999).
About the movie:
An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loophole and re-enter Heaven.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dogma (1999)?
a.
Max Basner
: That was something we all had in common... your grandfather, me, you. We always knew had to talk a girl into bed.
David Basner
: I'm glad you still can.
Max Basner
: I can't. I can't do it anymore.
b.
Felix Ungar
: Funny, I haven't thought of women in weeks.
Oscar Madison
: I fail to see the humor.
c.
Jay
: [
smoking a joint
] Fuck, man, I think this shit just kicked in.
d.
Melanie Lewis
: Hey, do you like to spin?
Ryan Flynn
: I don't know what you mean.
Melanie Lewis
: Spin... in circles till you get queasy and see double? Spin!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dogma (1999)?
a.
Azrael
: [
to Silent Bob
] Go ahead, pick it up. Call it a gift. Come on, that's it. Take a shot. Take your best fucking shot. No, I'm serious, come on, take it. Come on. Come on, bright boy.
b.
Tracy Orbison
: What do you, tape record everything I say? It was a phase. I'm out of it.
c.
Starkeeper
: Simmer down now, Billy; you're forgettin' - here there *is* no time; this is the beginning and the end.
d.
[
first lines
]
Dr. Serena Kogan
: Marcus. How are you?
Marcus Wright
: Ask me in an hour.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dogma (1999)?
a.
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson
: I overheard Doctor Zoomer say he needed a couple of men to accompany his mummy back to the States.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin
: Is she afraid to travel by herself?
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson
: She? No, Lou. This mummy is a he. What's wrong with that? Some mummies are men, some mummies are women.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin
: Such a strange country.
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson
: What's strange about it Lou?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin
: Your mummy, your mummy. Wasn't she a woman?
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson
: I never had a mummy.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin
: What did your Father do? Win you in a crap game?
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson
: What's the matter?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin
: I thought you were gonna slap me!
b.
Yuri Orlov
: You've got nothing on me, except cuffs.
c.
Jay
: That's what you get, Mother fucker!
d.
Charlotte
: I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking pictures of your feet.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dogma (1999)?
a.
Loki
: [
to Bartleby
] Who makes out with their wife?
b.
The Monster
: For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life. He alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, he used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.
c.
Vince
: Hey coach. Name is Vince. I'm just a bartender from Philly whose only dream is to play ball. It's all I got left after I lost my job teaching, and my wife left me. Like my alcoholic father used to say before he passed on, "A man can only take so much failure!" I'll give you everything I got. What do you say coach?
Lambeau "Coach" Fields
: I say you can add "Did not make the football team" to your list of woes.
d.
Mike Enslin
: Let's "Encyclopedia Brown" this bitch.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dogma (1999)?
a.
Loki
: Wait, so all I gotta do, I walk through the arch thing, and then I can go back home?
Bartleby
: No. By walking through the archway, all your sins are forgiven. Then all we have to do is die.
Loki
: Die? I don't wanna die!
Bartleby
: What, you'd rather hang around here for a few more eons?
Loki
: No! We don't even know if we CAN die. [
Bartleby looks exasperated
]
Loki
: All right, but what if we can and then, and then the arch thing doesn't work? What then? Hell? Fuck that.
Bartleby
: It's possible.
Loki
: Fuck that!
Bartleby
: if we cut off our wings, transubstantiate to complete human form, we become mortal. If we die with clean souls, there's no way they can keep us out. We won't be angels anymore, but at least we get to go home.
Loki
: Who sent the paper?
Bartleby
: Who cares who sent the paper? All that matters is that after all these years, we found a loophole! They can't keep us out anymore! And once we get back in, I'm sure they'll just forgive and forget.
Loki
: But this thing is, this is, this is, this is church law. It's not divine mandate. Church laws are fallible 'cause they're created by man.
Bartleby
: One of the last sacred promises imparted to Peter, the first Pope, by the Son of God before He left was..."Whatever you hold true on earth..."
Loki
: "... I'll hold true in heaven."
Bartleby
: It's dogmatic law. The Church says it's so, God must adhere, this thing has a papal sanction...
Loki
: Let it never be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results.
Bartleby
: You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.
Loki
: Outstanding work!
b.
Simon Sheppard
: What just happened in there?
Abraham Van Helsing
: I told you to kill her! They can be killed by silver, by sunlight or by stakes. You must pierce their heart or behead them. They are nosferatu, vampires.
Simon Sheppard
: And you knew this? And-and-and you're all right with this?
Abraham Van Helsing
: I had them destroyed, eradicated. All but one: my secret in the abbey. He is what they stole.
Simon Sheppard
: Who?
Abraham Van Helsing
: Dracula. Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you.
Simon Sheppard
: This is the fucking Twilight Zone!
c.
Westley
: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup
: But how can you be sure?
Westley
: This is true love - you think this happens every day?
d.
Albert
: Louise, I swear to you there is no money. If you only knew what was going on in that hospital. It's not only the IRS, I'm in deep financial trouble, and I need you to hold me, to hug me, to kiss me, to reassure me that everything isn't as hopeless as it looks.
Louise
: The only thing that is hopeless, Albert is that you're horny 24 hours a day.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dogma (1999)?
a.
Bartleby
: [
to the parishioners
] Prepare to taste God's wrath.
b.
G-Fresh
: You gonna get popped! if you keep ridin' me...
c.
James Houghland
: I thought that television should be something more than just another form of amusement.
d.
Marsellus
: [
right before Butch purposely runs into him with a car
] Motherfucker.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dogma (1999)?
a.
Hooper
: [
points to a scar on chest
] Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart. [
Hooper, Brody and Quint all laugh
]
b.
Jay
: His piece will be rubbing inside of your armor!
c.
Ace Rothstein
: [
to Don
] Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that *I* do it. You understand?
d.
William H. Bonney
: Hello Bob! [
Shoots Deputy Sheriff Bob Ollinger with a rifle that has eighteen dimes instead of bullets
]
William H. Bonney
: "Goodbye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dogma (1999)?
a.
[
Durant and Wolcott talk over the intercom as they fly past each other in their helicopters
]
Durant
: Six-One, this is Six-Four, go to UHF secure. I've got some bad news.
Cliff Wolcott
: Limo is a word, Durant. I don't want to hear about it.
Durant
: It is not a word. It's an abbreviation of a word.
Cliff Wolcott
: Limo is a word in common usage. That is the key phrase in scrabble, my friend, common usage.
Durant
: No! If it's not in the dictionary, it doesn't count.
Cliff Wolcott
: It doesn't have to be in the dictionary!
Durant
: It does have to be in the dictionary! Listen, when we get back to base, it's coming off the board.
Cliff Wolcott
: You touch my limo and I'll spank you, Night Stalker. You hear me?
Durant
: Yeah. Promises.
b.
Kate
: [
Last lines
] [
They are playing 20 questions
]
Kate
: Okay I've got one.
Mercer
: Is he alive? Is he a man?
c.
Master Chief John Urgayle
: 60% of you will not pass this course! How do I know? Because that is an historical fact! Now for the bad news, I always like to get one quitter on the first day, and until I do, that first day does not end!
d.
Loki
: [
about Bartleby
] He just lost it.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dogma (1999)?
a.
Rufus
: Poopytrim.
b.
Dale Doback
: [
both waking up from dreams on top of each other
] Oh no, I'm late for school.
Brennan Huff
: I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.
c.
Duke Orsino of Illyria
: If music be the food of love, play on.
d.
Bertram Pincus
: I don't *want* a Sapphire martini up with olives!
Bartender
: Well, that narrows it down...
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dogma (1999)?
a.
Charlie McCarthy
: What did your mother say to the stork?
Michael Day
: That's an insult, take it back!
Charlie McCarthy
: Exactly!
b.
Viola
: I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!
c.
Bartleby
: [
to Officer McGee
] Mr. McGee, don't blame me. You wouldn't like me while I'm angry.
d.
Paul Taylor
: We've had a car accident, this guy needs to see a doctor.
Meg Penny
: He has something on his hand, some kind of acid, or something.
Nurse
: Does he have Blue Cross?
Meg Penny
: I don't know.
Nurse
: Medical insurance of any kind?
Paul Taylor
: Look, we don't even know who the guy is!
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