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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Black Knight (2001) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Black Knight (2001) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Black Knight (2001)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Black Knight (2001).

About the movie: Martin Lawrence plays Jamal, an employee in Medieval World amusement park. After sustaining a blow to the head, he awakens to find himself in 14th century England.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Black Knight (2001)?
a.		Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Excuse me! Lawyers, agents, models, pseudo-models, rappers, people with bad rugs - if you're not wearing a jersey that says New York Knicks, get up and get out right now.
b.		Jamal: That's why you shouldn't drink your own urine.
c.		Talia: Kinda takes the fun out of living, doesn't it?
d.		Sam Nico: [arguing after John's told his side of the Wonderland story] Four people get their heads bashed in and there's not a single witness? No, no, he was in that house as sure as Christ was on the cross. He did it! John Holmes killed all four of those people by himself! There were 38 sets of different prints lifted. Billy Ward: Any one of which could be our guy! Sam Nico: Including a left hand palm print, palm down, on the bed rail not two feet from Ron Lanius' head. Billy Ward: Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me you think he swung the pipe? Sam Nico: Either he was trying to kill him or trying to screw him.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Black Knight (2001)?
a.		McDonald Walling: We'll have a line of low-priced furniture, a new and different line - as different from anything we're making today as a modern automobile is different from a covered wagon. That's what you want Walt, isn't it - what you've always wanted? Merchandise that will sell because it had beauty and function and value - not because the buyers like your scotch or think that you're a good egg. The kind of stuff that you, Jesse, will feel in your guts when you know it's coming off your production line. A kind of product that you will be able to budget to the nearest hundredth of a cent, Shaw, because it will be scientifically and efficiently designed. And something you will be proud to have your name on, Miss Tredway.
b.		Jamal: 9-1-1! 9-1-1! White man down! White man down!
c.		Gabe: Look at them all. Rats in their cages, their lives destroyed by love. I'm done with it. I won't be like them. The fools.
d.		Young Fenton: Maybe you're not right in the head.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Black Knight (2001)?
a.		Joe Galloway: [Narrating] We who have seen war, will never stop seeing it. In the silence of the night, we will always hear the screams. So this is our story, for we were soldiers once, and young.
b.		Jamal: Do you have a thong? Victoria: Excuse me? Jamal: Never mind. We'll just take an old pair of drawers and cut the ass out.
c.		Bimbo: Got a bit of bad news today. Knocked me back a bit. I was let go. Larry: What? Bimbo: Made redundant.
d.		[last lines] Captain Cyrus Harding: We deeply regretted we could not save the life of the man who had saved ours. A man who dedicated himself to ending strife among men. And when we returned to civilization, we all pledged ourselves to working for a peaceful and bountiful world, as Captain Nemo would have it.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Black Knight (2001)?
a.		Stan Lloyd: Just because you're English doesn't mean you have to hide your emotions. Max Burdett: I'm Irish, we let people know how we feel. Now fuck off.
b.		Max Suba: Like father, like son. Alexander Villard: I won two of each. Max Suba: Twice the man he was.
c.		Jamal: [chanting] King Leo's got a great big castle, [Troops of men echo him] Men: King Leo's got a great big castle, Jamal: We're gonna shove it right up his ahole! Men: We're gonna shove it right up his ahole! Jamal: Sound off! Men: 1,2! Jamal: Break it on down! Men: Uh, uh, uh-uh!
d.		Clayton Boone: I am NOT... your monster.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Black Knight (2001)?
a.		Hank: I could give a fuck about Disney World.
b.		[Trying to get Victoria's 's phone number] Jamal: ANYBODY GOT A PEN? Victoria: You can read and write! Jamal: Yeah!... Who you been datin'?
c.		Smart Ass: Search the place, boys, and leave no stone unturned.
d.		Nikki: So, if you could have lunch with any three people in the entire world - alive, dead, fictitious, I don't care. Who would it be? Mitchell Goosen: What kind of question is that? Nikki: A fun one, c'mon. Mitchell Goosen: Well, I'd have to say Tom Curren; greatest surfer in the world, now that would be cool. And, um, maybe Ghandi. Not for lunch though, he wouldn't eat lunch. Nikki: And the third one? Mitchell Goosen: I'd have to say you. Nikki: Me? You can have lunch with anyone in the world, and you would choose me. Mitchell Goosen: You're not just anyone. You're special.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Black Knight (2001)?
a.		Sinan: I am Sinan, Mr. Tyronne, Lord of the Assassins. Johnny Tyronne: Well, I'm the Sheik of Araby. Whatta ya want with me anyway?
b.		[last lines] Howard Hughes: The way of the future.
c.		Porter Hollingsway: It's a man's world. Yeah! See something you want, go after it and get it! That's nature. It's why we're made strong and women weak. Strong conquer and provide for the weak. That's what a man's for! Teach our kids that, there'd be more men!
d.		Guard #1: Who be ye? Jamal: Who be I? I be stompin' yo ass you put your hand on me one more again!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Black Knight (2001)?
a.		CONTROL Agent: [when gets shot by Max with a paintball] Missed me! Hahaha! [gets shot rapidly with paintballs by 23] CONTROL Agent: Alright! Alright! I'm out! Agent 23: He was lying Max. It was a good shot. Maxwell Smart: Thanks. I am so sick of training. I wanna get out into the field. Agent 91: Give it up 23! It's just you and Maxi-pad against the six of us! Maxwell Smart: [sarcastically] Oh, gee, Maxi-pad. I've never heard that one before! [less sarcastically to 23] Maxwell Smart: I never have actually heard that one before.
b.		Cameron Poe: They somehow managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one plane. And then somehow managed to let them take it over. And then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle.
c.		Matt: Greetings from the interior.
d.		Jamal: Courage is not the absence of fear. It is the presence of fear, yet the will to move on.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Black Knight (2001)?
a.		Sulley: [singing to Boo to get her to stop crying] Oh, he's a happy bear, and he's not crying, and neither should you, or we'll be in trouble, 'cause they're gonna find us...
b.		Nurse: Excuse me, ma'am. There's some, pretty badly banged up, people back there. I'm gonna need some fresh sheets, guaze, Q-Tips, and all the vasoline you have on board. Elaine Dickinson: Ted, Please. Nurse: Right now! Injured Man: Are you, the nurse? Nurse: Yes, take this. The washroom's, just right down there, on the right.
c.		Percival: How dare you deflower the king's daughter. Jamal: Believe me, someone got to that flower long before I did.
d.		Adam Levy: We haven't had sex in awhile. Kate: Hm? Adam Levy: We haven't had sex in like 3 weeks. Kate: Mmmhm. Adam Levy: You're not even listening to me. Kate: ...no, I wasn't Adam Levy: I said we haven't had sex in like 3 weeks. Kate: Well, maybe its because you clip your toenails in our bed.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Black Knight (2001)?
a.		Maria: I can't seem to stop singing wherever I am. And what's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things - anything and everything I think and feel. Mother Abbess: Some people would call that honesty. Maria: Oh, but it's terrible, Reverend Mother.
b.		John Hartford: I have a franchise from the government to build this road! King Carter: When you reach Hellgate Pass, Mr. Hartford, I'm the government.
c.		Jamal: With these hands, I make [holds out and flicks on lighter] Jamal: ... FIRE! Crowd member: We have fire.
d.		Donald Sinclair: I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric. Aaarrrgh.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Black Knight (2001)?
a.		Jamal: 'Tis roadkill!
b.		Sadie: Believe me, friendship lasts much longer than love. Sgt. O'Hara: Yeah, but it ain't as much fun.
c.		Janine Melnitz: [Coming in as Egon was running tests on Louis who is possessed by Vince Clorthow] Egon, I tried to stop them they say they have a warrant. Dr. Egon Spengler: Excuse me, this is private property. Walter Peck: [after observing the storage facility] Shut this off, shut these all off. Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm warning you. Turning off these machines will be extremely hazardous. Walter Peck: No, I'm telling "you" what's hazardous, you have about a half dozen of environmental violations, now either you shut off these machines, or we'll shut them off for you. Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine, this a high voltage laser containment system. Simply turning them off will be like dropping a bomb on the city. Walter Peck: Don't patronize me, I'm not protestly stupid, like the people you've helped. Dr. Peter Venkman: [to the officer] Excuse me officer, I don't know whay that man is here but I will co-operate with him in any way that I can. Walter Peck: Forget it, Venkman. You had your chance to co-opperate, but you though it would be more fun to insult me. Now, it's my turn, wiseass. Dr. Egon Spengler: He wants to shut down the protection grid, Peter. Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Walter Peck] You shut that thing down, and "we" are not gonna be held responsible for what ever happens. Walter Peck: Oh yes you will, I'll make sure you will. Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we won't be. Walter Peck: [to the electrician] Shut it off. Dr. Peter Venkman: [to the electrician] Don't shut it off. I'm warning ya. Con Edison Man: I, I never seen anything like this before. I'm not sure... Walter Peck: [Interrupting] I'm not interested in your opinion, just shut it off. Dr. Peter Venkman: [Gets in electrician's way] My friend, don't be a jerk. Police Sergeant: [Gets in Peter's way] Step aside. Walter Peck: If he does that again, you can shoot him. Police Sergeant: You do 'your" job, pencilneck. Don't tell me how to do mine. Dr. Peter Venkman: Thank you, officer. Walter Peck: [aggravatingly shouting] Shut it off!
d.		Cap'n Andy Hawks: It's Saturday night again! [He slaps Parthy affectionately on her rear end] Parthy: Oh! It's Wednesday night and don't you strike me! Cap'n Andy Hawks: It's Saturday night forever! Parthy: Yes, and Fourth of July... and Christmas... and [imitating Cap'n Andy when he celebrates New Year's Eve] Parthy: Hap - - -py New Year!

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