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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Haunted Mansion (2003) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Haunted Mansion (2003) - Part (3)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Haunted Mansion (2003).

About the movie: Workaholic Jim Evers, his wife/business partner and their two kids are summoned to a mansion. When they discover that the place is haunted, Jim discovers an important lesson about the family he's neglected as they attempt to escape.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Haunted Mansion (2003)?
a.		Metatron: You know those constitutionals He likes to take? Bethany Sloane: Constitutionals? Rufus: I think we're beyond euphemisms at this point: God's a Skee-Ball fanatic.
b.		[the Dark Phoenix rises] Eric Lensherr: [shocked] What have I done? [runs]
c.		Ramsley: There are worse things than purgatory, madame. I can assure you.
d.		John Blane: [after Being Bitten By A Robotic Snake] The hell, god dammit, that's not supposed to happen!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Haunted Mansion (2003)?
a.		Jim: Bob Vila would have a field day with this place.
b.		Tony Dunbar: Heron. Joe Elkhart: What's heron? You mean heroin? Tony Dunbar: Yeah, except where I'm from we call it heron cause you be fucked up from here on.
c.		Harry Spikes: So you went and robbed yourself a bank, did ya? Killed a man and lost the money. Don't look like you boys have the gift for it.
d.		Mary O'Brien: See that woman right there? That's my mother and when I grow up... I want to be just like yours. Charlotte Flax: Mary, you already are.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Haunted Mansion (2003)?
a.		Jim: Where's that scary albino when you need him?
b.		Jobe: Tell me what "Egypt" means, Doctor, before I get really FUCKING PISSED OFF!
c.		Dr. Peter Venkman: As a friend, I have to tell ya you've finally gone around the bend on this ghost business. You guys have been running your ass off, meetin' and greetin' every schizo in the five boroughs who says he has a paranormal experience. What have you seen? Dr Ray Stantz: Of course you forget, Peter. I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration. Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot-and-a-half.
d.		Kathleen Kelly: [on learning Joe's identity] God, I didn't... I didn't realize. I didn't... I didn't know... Joe Fox: Who you were with? "I didn't know who you were with." Kathleen Kelly: Excuse me? Joe Fox: It's from The Godfather. [laughs] Joe Fox: Sorry, it's from The Godfather. It's when the... uh, when the movie producer realizes that Tom Hagen is an emissary of Vito Corleone. It's just before the horse's head ends up in the bed with all the bloody sheets, you know, wakes up and it's... AAHH! AAAHH! AAAHH! AAAHH! [pause] Joe Fox: Never mind.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Haunted Mansion (2003)?
a.		Vi Moore: Shaw? It's years now I've been a minister's wife. And I've been quiet, supportive, unobtrusive and... after twenty years I still think you're a wonderful preacher. You can lift a congregation up so high... they have to look down to see heaven. But it's the one-to-one where you need a little work.
b.		Lorraine: [walks into kitchen] I am totally aware that this family doesn't value self-presentation in the same obsessive way that I do. Fine. Whatever. But one of my life goals aside from being, like, a fashion guru is to indicate to the local community that the Baker family actually owns a bar of soap. So, as self-appointed in-house rep of style and hygiene, I think that I should be allotted at least five extra minutes in front of the mirror. Tom: Three. Lorraine: Done. Tom: Good now help your sister butter the toast.
c.		Old Lady: Are you prepared for Jehovah's return? 'Cause if you're not, we've got a pam... [Craig slams the door in their faces] Old Lady: Well fuck you. Half-dead motherfucker. Come on, sister.
d.		Leota: Find the thing that must be read, lest your heart be filled with dread...

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Haunted Mansion (2003)?
a.		Madame Leota: Evil and darkness have fallen this night. But now, to survive, you must gain new sight. Jim: I must first gain new underwear.
b.		Club Patron: That'll be another $120! Tucker Max: [to the Feminist girls] Holy shit! You guys aren't worth that much Melissa: [smugly] Oh our company is priceless. Drew: If it lacks a price... It's probably worthless.
c.		Shanna: Okay, mean girl in a high school movie. You through havin' a tantrum? Jungle Julia: I'm not havin' a tantrum. Shanna: Yes you are! You've been in the car all of two seconds and you're already cursin' at me. Jungle Julia: I am not cursin' at you. Shanna: You said: Jesus Christ, Shanna. And then before the sentence was over you threw a fuckin' in there to emphasize your irritatedness.
d.		John Spartan: Why don't you just shove a leash up my ass?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Haunted Mansion (2003)?
a.		Leonato: Being that I flow in grief, the smallest twine may lead me.
b.		Kate McCallister: Kevin, get upstairs right now. Kevin McCallister: Why? Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you're such a disease. Kevin McCallister: Shut up. Peter McCallister: Kevin, upstairs. Kate McCallister: Say good night, Kevin. Kevin McCallister: "Good night, Kevin."
c.		Hitchhiking Ghost: I could swear he was looking right at me. Hitchhiking Ghost: He's psychic.
d.		Walter Sobchak: [looking at his hero writer Digby Sellers in an iron lung] Does he still write? Pilar, Sellers' Housekeeper: Oh no no, he has health problems.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Haunted Mansion (2003)?
a.		[holding up a sign reading "Run Home Jack"] Pirates: Run home, Jack! Run home, Jack! Jack: "Run home, Jack." Captain Hook: Smee, no, no, no! They've got it backwards! Tell them to turn it around! Jack: Maggie? Smee: Switch! [the pirates fix the sign to read "Home Run Jack." They read it] Pirates: Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack!
b.		Klaus Baudelaire: That's the Two-Headed Cobra! Uncle Monty: Well spotted! Violet Baudelaire: Is that a he or a she? Uncle Monty: I have no idea! I didn't think it polite to ask.
c.		Adrian Veidt: I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it 35 minutes ago.
d.		Ramsley: Tears of joy.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Haunted Mansion (2003)?
a.		Jim: Well, great, I'm in, let's get this key! Megan: There's only one problem: how do we get out of here? Jim: Yeah, how do we get out of here? Ezra: Well, there's always, uh... my way. [cut to ghostly horse-drawn carriage crashing through the wall of the Mansion]
b.		Narrator: After 20 years, you analyze a lot. You remember people, heroism. "The Miracle of the Andes", that's what they called it. Many people come up to me and say that had they been there, they surely would have died. But it makes no sense, because until you're in a... situation like that... you... you have no idea... how you'd behave. To be affronted by solitude without decadence or a... single material thing to prostitute it elevates you to a sprititual plane, where I felt the presence of God. Now, there's the God they taught about me about at school. And there is the God that's hidden by what surrounds us in this civilization. That's the God I met on the mountain.
c.		Scott Bartlett: You know, you can always hear the train on Long Island, no matter how far away. Adrianna Bragg: What are you Walt Whitman now?
d.		Romy: Michele? Now that I'm looking at this, our lives don't seem as impressive as I thought. Michele: They don't? Romy: Well, do you think it's impressive that we're still single, and we've been living together for ten years, and I'm a cashier and you're unemployed? Michele: Not super-impressive. Romy: Then, what's the point of going if we're not going to impress people?

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Haunted Mansion (2003)?
a.		Basil: Ratigan, no one can have a higher opinion of you than I have, and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
b.		Master Gracey: You have very beautiful children, Ms. Evers. Jim: I kicked in some chromosomes too.
c.		[before commiting suicide] Ludwig Beck: I'm thinking of earlier times.
d.		Bill: Anything in your pockets? Jenny: I ain't started working yet.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Haunted Mansion (2003)?
a.		[to Master Gracey,who is about to strike Jim with his sword] Jim: Hey. You wanna kill me, kill me. But listen, when I come on the other side, I'm gonna just be whipping your ass for all eternity. [pulls out Elizabeth's real letter] Jim: So maybe you should read this before you stab somebody.
b.		Athos: What gives you the right to judge me, to play God with the lives of others? Is it because you're so much holier than everyone else? Aramis: Well yes, there is that. But also because I'm more intelligent than anybody else.
c.		Leon: Alright, if you gotta "RoboCop," you got an AlienCop? Huh? You gotta GhostCop? Sergeant Warren Reed: Leon, I told you I don't have time for this! Leon: You gotta VampireCop?
d.		Charles Y. Bewell: She was a sweet old thing, she had the face of a toad and the disposition of a coyote.