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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Dark Half (1993) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Dark Half (1993) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Dark Half (1993)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Dark Half (1993).

About the movie: A writer's fictional alter-ego wants to take over his life...at any price.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dark Half (1993)?
a.		[On being sensitive] Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit. Steve Stifler: I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.
b.		George Stark: [voice over the phone, threatening Thad] See if you can figure out where I'm calling from, Thad. [hangs up] Thad Beaumont: [pauses a second, then realizes] NO! George Stark: [Thad calls his own home] That was quick, hoss.
c.		Nick Mercer: Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close... your... eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost. Kat Ellis: Holy crap. You're worth every penny.
d.		Sam Stone: What's this phone call about? Ken Kessler: We call to make you an offer. An offer you can't refuse. Sam Stone: Low? Ken Kessler: Yeah, $10,000. Sam Stone: Fat chance! Ken Kessler: Mr. Stone, this is no joke! We're desperate people! We... Sam Stone: Time out! I believe this is a joke pal and you're it! The last time we spoke you said my wife would be in the morgue if I didn't pay. Well, I didn't pay and just today I was at the morgue and she wasn't there. You lied to me! You know what I think? Ken Kessler: [beat] No. Sam Stone: You got no nuts! What do I have to do? Put a gun in your hand, aim and pull your finger down you spineless wimp! I dare you to kill her! [Sam hangs up] Sam Stone: Now that oughta do it!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dark Half (1993)?
a.		George Stark: Don't fuck with me, cock-knocker.
b.		Ajedrez: [Sands burst through the door after picking the lock] You're gonna pay for that cop. Sands: Why doesn't my key work any more? Ajedrez: It's too small.
c.		Ludwig van Beethoven: An artist is someone who has learnt to trust in himself!
d.		Mr. Freeze: [freezes Robin] Stay cool, Birdboy.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dark Half (1993)?
a.		Thad Beaumont: They've come to take one of us away, haven't they? Which one? Reggie Delesseps: The loser, of course. I do hope it's not you, Thaddeus. I'd hate to think of George Stark taking over your lecture group.
b.		Jim's Dad: Musilage is dangerous territory, and uhh, I would think any adhesive product would have a warning right on the tube. Jim: I thought it was a, uhh, a lubricant. Ok, I was trying to use lubricant. Jim's Dad: Oh... oh... Wheelchair Lady: [looking at Pussy Palace] Son, couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home? Jim's Dad: Excuse me? Wheelchair Lady: Well, that kind of material is offensive to me. Jim's Dad: Ohh, well we're sorry, but uh, but you see my son COULDN'T leave it at home because uhh, he's having a bit of a MEDICAL EMERGENCY? Jim: That's right. Thanks Dad. Jim's Dad: Your opinion of his taste in video rentals is not a priority lady. Ok? It's at the bottom of the totem pole. My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis, but that doesn't mean anything to you does it? Because you dont have a penis. Or maybe you do?
c.		Gabriel: Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said "Shhhhh!"
d.		Sylvester: The main trouble is there are too many people who don't know where they're going and they want to get there too fast!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dark Half (1993)?
a.		[first lines] Leslie: Oh, god, oh. Christopher: Ease, ease, easy, easy. Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp. Fucking tough [unintelligible] Leslie: So what are you saying? Are you saying women have it easier than men? Christopher: All I'm saying is that you guys, women, have one certain luxury that us men just do not have.
b.		Bob Curtin: You know, the worst ain't so bad when it finally happens. Not half as bad as you figure it'll be before it's happened.
c.		Marcus: If you don't want my money, what will you give to the poor? Flavius, as a Man: Myself.
d.		George Stark: Remember, when you fuck with me, you're fucking with the best.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dark Half (1993)?
a.		Sgt. Ross: Beware... there are mine fields out there. Most of them are inert. However, some of them are ert.
b.		[Kirk apologizes for assuming command over Captain Decker] Captain James T. Kirk: I'm sorry, Will. Commander Willard Decker: No, Admiral. I don't think you're sorry. Not one damned bit. I remember when you recommended me for this command. You told me how envious you were and how much you hoped you'd find a way to get a starship command again. Well, sir, it looks like you found a way.
c.		Farley Claymore: There's a new world order coming, Shadow, and I'm going to be a king! A KING!
d.		George Stark: You are disturbing the peaceful mood I'm in. You are destroying the frame of mind I'm in. You are disturbing my peaceful frame of mind

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dark Half (1993)?
a.		Benjamin Green: The average normal child often resents his parents. Some children often wish they had different parents. Some children even hate their parents. Jarring Jack Jackson: What about Junior? He hates me? Benjamin Green: Hates you? The only advice I can give is never take your boy hunting.
b.		Jack Winthrop: You're not coming with us? Hawkeye: I've got a reason to stay. Jack Winthrop: That reason wear a striped skirt and work in the surgery? Hawkeye: It does. No offense, but it's a better looking reason than you, Jack Winthrop.
c.		Thad Beaumont: Sounds like the police have been in touch. Reggie Delesseps: They wanted me to confirm that you were a man of good character. I lied and told them that you were.
d.		Molly Finn: Because even if we're gone, let's sure as hell make sure we're not forgotten.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dark Half (1993)?
a.		Bean: Daddy likes to tell stories! Mommy says he tells stories all the time.
b.		George Stark: [after slitting the throat of his literary agent, Rick Cowley, with a cut-throat razor] I've decided to change agents. Sorry, Rick - it's a cut throat business.
c.		Jay: Where would someone like Grandma hide her money? Arty: You're not thinking of stealing it, are you? Jay: No, but what if we just borrowed it? I'd just love to send Pop an envelope with $9,000. Arty: Who would he think sent it to him... God? Jay: No. He had an uncle in Poland who died. We can say he left the money to Pop in his will. Arty: Jay, do you think the Germans would let some Jew in Poland send $9,000 to some Jew in Alabama?
d.		Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie. Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour? Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booths after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks: Nudie booth? Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks: Guess not. Randal Graves: Oh man, it's great. You go into this booth and there's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks. Dante Hicks: What kind of a show? [Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels] Randal Graves: Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. I mean, these chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body - any opening. Dante Hicks: Can we not talk about this now? Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, 'cause practically everybody does it right on the window. I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away. Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again! Dante Hicks: Excuse me? Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired! Dante Hicks: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I-I guess we kinda got carried away. Offended Customer: Well, I-I don't know if sorry can make up for it. You've highly offended me. Randal Graves: Well, if you thinks that's offensive, check this out! [Shows him graphic picture from porn mag] Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dark Half (1993)?
a.		Turk: So were you held back two years like Lloyd? Harry Dunne: No, I was held back three. Lloyd Christmas: By your mom?
b.		Real Harvey: [the real Harvey Pekar introduces his on-screen character] OK. This guy here, he's our man, all grown up and going nowhere. Although he's a pretty scholarly cat, he never got much of a formal education. For the most part, he's lived in shit neighborhoods, held shit jobs, and he's now knee-deep into a disastrous second marriage. So, if you're the kind of person looking for romance or escapism or some fantasy figure to save the day... guess what? You've got the wrong movie.
c.		Murder Witness: Whats goin on out here? George Stark: Murder... You want some?
d.		Mrs. Banks: [singing] Our daughters' daughters will adore us and they'll sing in grateful chorus, "Well done, sister suffragettes."

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dark Half (1993)?
a.		Inspector Trout: But all this would just be myth of course, sir? Rabbi: Oh, I think not. Inspector Trout: No? Rabbi: No. There is little doubt that the plagues did occur, though so distant now as to seem a myth.
b.		Thad Beaumont: I thought you knew about this stuff? Reggie Delesseps: I don't know about of any of it, nobody does. Except the Almighty, and He seems to be on sabbatical.
c.		Darkman: [to conference attendees after crashing through a skyscraper window] Excuse me.
d.		[On the house he was interested in buying.] Spalding Gray: The only problem was the foundation. There really wasn't one.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dark Half (1993)?
a.		[first lines] [after an extended action sequence with a training robot which then attempts to revive itself and sneak up on her] Lara Croft: Stop!
b.		Forrester: [lowering his binoculars] This is amazing!
c.		Sarah Williams: Our lives have taken us so far apart now. It seems wrong to think we belong together. Fielding Pierce: But I think it. Sarah Williams: I do too. I think I know why. Fielding Pierce: Why? Sarah Williams: Because it's what we want. But... so few people get what they want. And the ones they do aren't really the lucky ones anyway. Fielding Pierce: They're not? Who are? Sarah Williams: The ones that do what they are meant to.
d.		George Stark: You always were the clumsy one, old hoss.

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