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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Beverly Hillbillies (1993) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Beverly Hillbillies (1993) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Beverly Hillbillies (1993) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993).

About the movie: A feature adaptation of the classic TV show, when nice guy redneck Jed Clampett strikes it rich when he finds black oil, and moves he and his kin to posh Beverly Hills.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)?
a.		Mary: [Looking up at a huge cross, arms outstretched, sobbing] Shit, fuck, goddamn.
b.		Laura Jackson: What a stupid idiot. Jed Clampett: Did you say something, ma'am? Laura Jackson: What a stupendous intellect. Jethro: That's cause I "grad-ge-ated" the sixth grade, ma'am. Only took three years.
c.		Judge Doom: Have they got the will or not? Smart Ass: Nah, just a stupid love letter. Judge Doom: No matter. I doubt the will'll show up in the next fifteen minutes, anyway. Eddie Valiant: What happens in the next fifteen minutes? Judge Doom: Toontown will be legally mine, lock, stock and barrel.
d.		[Hector looks over Brian's Eclipse] Hector: Nice wheels. Whatcha running under there? [Brian looks at him, but doesn't answer] Hector: You're gonna make me find out the hard way? You're brave! You're brave. They call me Hector. Got a last name too, but I can't pronounce it. Brian: Brian Spilner. Hector: Typical white boy name.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)?
a.		Jed Clampett: [a motorists has pulled a pistol on the Clampetts] That's real cute, son. This here's what I carry [pulls out a huge shotgun] Jed Clampett: .
b.		Simone: Are you ever going to tell the truth about me, Mr Taransky?
c.		Carol Boone: Sometimes life is hard for no reason at all.
d.		Hamlet: Now mother, what's the matter? Gertrude: Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended. Hamlet: Mother, you have my father much offended. Gertrude: Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue. Hamlet: Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue! Gertrude: Why, how now, Hamlet? Hamlet: What's the matter now? Gertrude: Have you forgot me? Hamlet: No by the rood, not so! You are the queen, your husband's brother's wife!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)?
a.		Jethro: [looking over buffet during Jed's birthday party] What is all this stuff? Waiter: Hors d'oeuvres, caviar, calamari. Jethro: What? Speak American!
b.		Snow White: Why, you're not the seven dwarfs! Sunburn: I should say not! Snow White: But the seven dwarfs live in that cottage! Muddy: Not anymore! They moved into a new mine way over the next kingdom! Snow White: Well then, who are you? Muddy: We're their cousins, the seven Dwarfelles! They gave us their cottage!
c.		Harold: I'm having seconds, and thirds, and maybe even fifths. I'm absolutely desperate to keep the weight up. Michael: You're absolutely paranoid, about absolutely everything. Harold: Oh yeah? Well why don't you not tell me about it. Michael: You starve yourself, all day. Living on coffee and cottage cheese. So that you can gorge yourself at one meal. And then you feel guilty and moan and piss about how fat you are, and how ugly you are, when the truth is you are not fatter and no thinner than you ever are. And this pathological lateness, it's downright crazy. Standing in front of a bathroom mirrors for hours and hours before you can walk out into the street, and then looking no different. After Christ knows how many applications of Christ knows how many ointments and salves and creams and masks. Harold: I've got bad skin, what can I tell you. Michael: Who wouldn't, after they deliberately take a pair of tweezers and deliberately mutilate their pores. No wonder you've got holes in your face after the hack-job you've done on yourself, year in and year out. Harold: You hateful sow. Michael: Yes, you've got scars on your face, but they're not that bad. And if you'd leave yourself alone, you wouldn't have more than you've already awarded yourself. Harold: You'd really like me to compliment you now, for being so honest, wouldn't you? For being my best friend, who will tell me what even my best friends won't tell me. Slut. Michael: And the pills. Harold has been gathering and storing and saving up barbiturates for the past year, like a goddamn squirrel. Hundreds of Nembutals, hundreds of Seconals, all in preparation for and in anticipation of the long winter of his death. Well I'll tell you something, Hally. When the time comes, you won't have the guts. It's not always like it happens in plays, not all faggots bump themselves off at the end of the story. Harold: What you say may be true. Time will undoubtedly tell. In the meantime, you left out one detail. The cosmetics and astringents are paid for. The bathroom is paid for. The tweezers are paid for. And the pills are paid for.
d.		Cast of Spectacular, Spectacular: [singing] So exciting, we'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry. So delighting... The Duke: And in the end, should someone die?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)?
a.		Lt. Commander Block: Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps negative C, categories. There's also some anti-aircraft squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective. Admiral Benson: I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.
b.		[the Clampetts were flipped off by an irate motorist] Jed Clampett: Now why you suppose he's doing that? Jethro: I reckon that's how people wave hello in Beverly Hills.
c.		Stanley Ipkiss: Milo stay here. Looks like Daddy's gotta go kick some ass.
d.		[about the Allheart symbol printed on the Moon made by Hancock] Ray Embrey: Will I get in trouble for that?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)?
a.		Gigolo Joe: You are a goddess, Patricia. You wind me up inside. But you deserve much better in your life. You deserve... me.
b.		Jason: [to a man whose car broke down] Ah, yes, the ghost. Well, did you check this here, distributor? Alex: You don't know what a fucking distributor is! Samantha 'Sam' Marche: [Shoves him] Get outta my way. Alex: What makes you think you could do any better? Samantha 'Sam' Marche: I'm a mechanic, dickhead.
c.		Jethro: [discussing his theory on bowling] I think I've finally figured this game out, Spanky. You take this here ball, put it in this here gully, and let it roll down yonder. Then you hurl yourself down this here slippery gully and see how many of them there snake bashing clubs you can knock down before the ball gets there.
d.		Simon: Laugh at all their jokes. Whatever you do, don't stare at the midget

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)?
a.		Clampett Relative: [to another relative] I hope cousin Bill's not too busy to make it to the wedding. [establishing shot of the White House] President Clinton: Hillary, where's that invitation?
b.		The Captain: The dead can return given sufficent motivation.
c.		Tom Keough: Frank, let's face it, who can trust a cop that won't take money?
d.		Rachel Jansen: [on the phone] Peter Peter Bretter: Sarah? Rachel Jansen: No, Rachel Jansen from the front desk whats going on up there, we're getting calls about a woman crying hysterically Peter Bretter: Yeah, y'know,I hear it too, it sounds like she's having a tough time, I think its coming from the floor above me Rachel Jansen: You're on the top floor. Peter Bretter: I'll try to keep it down.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)?
a.		Tex: Do you have a family back home? Billy Hayes: Yeah, a mother, father, sister and brother living on Long Island. Tex: It's gonna be hard for them. You'll have to tell them about what you're in sooner or later. You got a girlfriend, Billy? Billy Hayes: Yeah, she was on the plane. [Tex glares at Billy] Billy Hayes: She didn't know anything about it. I didn't want her to. Tex: Lucky girl. Billy Hayes: She used to say I was the lucky one. Tex: Let's hope your right, Billy. Let's hope you're right.
b.		[Talking about Laura "getting married" to Jed Clampett] Woodrow Tyler: You're not going to sleep with him, are you? Laura Jackson: That's not your problem. Woodrow Tyler: Good! Laura, I've got my hand on your butt. (Laura disconnects the line) Hold on! I've got someone on call waiting. (disconnects the line) Hello! Hello! (gets back on previous line) It was nobody! Anyways, I've got my hand on your butt and I'm squeezing. Mr. Drysdale: Tyler, get your hand off my butt.
c.		Paul Varjak: I love you. Holly Golightly: So what. Paul Varjak: So what? So plenty! I love you, you belong to me! Holly Golightly: [tearfully] No. People don't belong to people. Paul Varjak: Of course they do! Holly Golightly: I'll never let ANYBODY put me in a cage. Paul Varjak: I don't want to put you in a cage, I want to love you!
d.		Pintel: You know you can't read. Ragetti: It's the bible, you get credit for tryin'.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)?
a.		Bob: If this is the way to El Paso, they must have moved it.
b.		Rapist-Killer: Scummy hippies! Scummy hippies!
c.		Milburn Drysdale: Son, I want you to close your eyes for a minute. Now, imagine I've taken away your allowance, your cellphone, your car and cut you out of my will. How do you see your future? Morgan Drysdale: Flipping frozen cow parts at Burger King? Milburn Drysdale: And people say you're stupid.
d.		[last lines] Narrator: And when the tomb was found empty, some days passed, and Christ was seen at Emmaus, and in Jerusalem, and those who saw Him knew He was the Lord God. And then a final time He came among His disciples by the shore of Galilee... Jesus: [offscreen] Do you know and love Me? Feed My sheep, for My sheep are in all the nations. Go you into all the world and preach the gospel to every creature who hungers. I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. [We see the shadow of Jesus coming nearer toward the ocean, and then he spreads His arms and his cloak also begins to spread out, as if He were ascending to Heaven. The disciples leave; Peter is the last to go]

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)?
a.		[Jethro and Cousin Pearl are driving in the truck to Jed's place] Cousin Pearl: Jethro, did you take care of those old brakes like I told you to? Jethro: Yes, Ma, I pulled them off the truck yesterday. The new brakes should be coming in the mail next week.
b.		Taber: Jack Dumpey's full of shit!
c.		Ron Burgundy: A La Jolla man clings to life at a University Hospital after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs in an abandoned pool.
d.		Dodger: You guys have no imagination. It's like your playing checkers... And I'm playing chess.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)?
a.		Julie: When you've drifted as much as I have then you're glad to drop anchor - even if it is in the mud.
b.		Jane Hathaway: I must say it's inspirational how you found a place for the Clampetts right nextdoor to your own. Mr. Drysdale: The people who lived there were my best friends and neighbors for over 20 years. I'm really going to miss them. Jane Hathaway: It's a shame they had to file for bankruptcy and had to sell the place. Mr. Drysdale: I know. I'd hate to think that my phone call to the IRS had anything to do with it.
c.		[In Milton's Penthouse] Kevin Lomax: [quietly] Is there more to it? Eddie Barzoon: Just this room. Kevin Lomax: And a bedroom? Eddie Barzoon: No bedroom. Kevin Lomax: Where does he sleep? Eddie Barzoon: Who said he sleeps? Kevin Lomax: Where does he fuck? John Milton: [coming up to them] Everywhere.
d.		Clay: [in East Germany] If I want to worry, I'll worry; free fucking country, right?

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