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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Stuart Saves His Family (1995) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Stuart Saves His Family (1995) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Stuart Saves His Family (1995) - Part (2)

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About the movie: Stuart Smalley, the Saturday Night Live character, comes to the big screen. Stuart, the disciple of the 12 step program...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stuart Saves His Family (1995)?
a.		Ann Black: "If you were never down, how would you know when you were up?" Joe White: You have a gift for words. Ann Black: It's in your play.
b.		J. Russell Finch: Now I give you my word. I wanted to stop you, he wanted to stop for you. But tell him, tell him how my mother in-law made us drive right by you... Lennie Pike: Listen, anything you got to say about your mother in-law, you don't have to explain to me. You know what I mean? Like if she were the star of a real crummy horror movie, I'd believe it.
c.		Stuart Smalley: [despairing] Listen to me. I'm should-ing all over myself.
d.		Jerry Landers: I lost my job, you know. God: [shrugs] Lose a job, save a world. Not a bad deal.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stuart Saves His Family (1995)?
a.		Christine: Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God, give me courage to show you you are not alone! [kisses the Phantom]
b.		Nolan Traynor: Amanda, if I have to hear about him one more time, I'm gonna cut my ears off and mail 'em to him.
c.		Stuart Smalley: When it comes to partying, no one gets down like people in recovery.
d.		[Experiencing spacesickness] General Thayer: I know one thing: unless these pills work, space travel isn't going to be... popular.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stuart Saves His Family (1995)?
a.		Dad Smalley: Why don't you pick on somebody with pubic hair? Mr. Dimmit - Flashbacks: What? Dad Smalley: You gonna give me the ball? Or would you like me to shove it up your ass? [starts rolling up his sleeve] Dad Smalley: Wanna hear my preference?
b.		Paule Manet: Kids are all right until they grow up into men.
c.		Paul Edgecomb: The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this.
d.		Karen: Danny, look! This filthy, semi-literate yahoo wants to do me. Dreams do come true! No, sure, I want to, right now, right here on the table. Why not? The way that jelly clings to your chin, it's so sexy, look at you. I mean, that pasty, white gut of yours cascades over your belt like water in a dream, what more could a woman want?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stuart Saves His Family (1995)?
a.		Ash: Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me...
b.		Kenai: [of his totem] The bear of love? Tanana: A love that connects and unites all living things. [Kenai looks back to see Denahi laughing silently at him] Kenai: [whispering] Who wants to trade? Tanana: There is NO trading! [smacks him over the head]
c.		Stuart Smalley: Because what they say is true - it's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
d.		Ed Kelvin: [Explaining what it's like being a cop in Beverly Hills] ... You start wondering... Hey what about me I put in the extra hours, I put my life on the line... what about having some the good stuff for me. And yet I keep being told that nowhere in the world cops are paid more than in Beverly Hills... well big fucking deal. This is nowhere else in the word this is Beverly Hills... a depository for the world's greed.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stuart Saves His Family (1995)?
a.		Michelle Monet: You were saying something about a saying.
b.		Douglas Gordon: Hmph. The Gotengo's our last hope, you say? Nope, you're wrong. Our last hope is here. [points to map] UN Molecular Biologist Miyuki Otonashi: The South Pole? Earth Defense Force Soldier Shin'ichi Ôzaki: Area G? Major Komuro: [to Gordan] You're going to wake up Godzilla? Douglas Gordon: Godzilla. The most destructive weapon on Earth. Major Komuro: It's too dangerous. What if he destroys the world? Douglas Gordon: There is no world left to be destroyed.
c.		Olivia Edmonds: You got any other kids? Paul Kerr: No... you?
d.		Stuart Smalley: [narrating] My father grew up in the Great Depression - his mother's.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stuart Saves His Family (1995)?
a.		Albert Markovski: That's bullshit because he doesn't care about things like this, where's the African guy, bring me the African guy, where's the African guy? Brad Stand: Dude, what're you talking about? Albert Markovski: Why does he get to write poetry? There's no Gazelles in North America Brad, just so you know, and the building squashing nature is my imagery, not yours, you don't write poetry
b.		Kit: [looking around] Hey! Freddy? Slater: You heard me Kincade, don't act dumb! Where's the plutonium? Kit: Hey, the plutonium is mine, its been registered for religious purposes! Slater: [confused] You, you actually have some plutonium? Robert K. Bowfinger: [listening] He's got plutonium?
c.		[after meeting Ricky Fitts for the first time] Angela Hayes: What a freak! And why does he dress like a bible salesman? Jane Burnham: He's just so confident, it can't be real. Angela Hayes: I don't believe him. I mean, he didn't even like, look at me once!
d.		Stuart Smalley: As they say in Al-Anon: Trace it. Face it. And Erase it.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stuart Saves His Family (1995)?
a.		Miss Spider: Nice aim, Commodore.
b.		Sondra Pransky: [Peter told them he'd be out of town but then they spotted him across the street] I just can't believe he lied to me! Sid Waterman: Maybe he's just doing something he's ashamed of, like maybe he belongs to these clubs where he dresses up as a crossdresser, or maybe he does folk dancing!
c.		Paul: You must admit, you brought this on yourself.
d.		Julia: We'd all like to go home and save our families, but we can't. We're just not that powerful.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stuart Saves His Family (1995)?
a.		Stuart Smalley: As we say in program: progress, not perfection.
b.		Junky Mecha: Would you be so kind and shut down my pain receivers?
c.		Achilles: What's your name? [no reply] Achilles: Did you not hear me? Briseis: You killed Apollo's priests! Achilles: I've killed men in five countries, never a priest. Briseis: Well, then your men did. The sun god will have his vengeance. Achilles: What's he waiting for? Briseis: The right time to strike. Achilles: His priests are dead, and his acolyte's a captive. i think your god is afraid of me. Briseis: Afraid? Apollo is master of the sun, he fears nothing. Achilles: Where is he? Briseis: You're nothing but a killer! You wouldn't know anything about the gods! Achilles: I know more about the gods than your priests. I've seen them. You're royalty, aren't you? Spent years talking down to men. [sniffs her hair] Achilles: You must be royalty. What's your name? Even the servants of Apollo have names. Briseis: Briseis. Achilles: Are you afraid, Briseis? Briseis: Should I be? Eudorus: [poking head through door flaps] My lord, Agamemnon requests your presence. The kings are gathering to celebrate the victory. Achilles: You fought well today. Eudorus: My lord. Briseis: What do you want here in Troy? You didn't come for the Spartan queen. Achilles: I want what all men want, I just want it more. You don't need to fear me, girl. You're the only Trojan who can say that.
d.		V.I.N.CENT, Bob: [B.O.B. and V.I.N.C.E.N.T. float in the hospital, to observe drones being programmed. Two rotating turntables are seen, with cavity cut-outs in the shape of humanoid forms on each turntable, which rotate under a 5-point triangular beam and focus on the cranial area of each cutout] Bob: These poor creatures are what's left of the crew. Kept alive by means I don't pretend to understand. V.I.N.CENT: Humans? Bob: They're more robot than human. Let's get out of here before we're discovered. V.I.N.CENT: [the hospital door opens to reveal two armed sentry droids] Too late! Watch it! [a firefight ensues. V.I.N.C.E.N.T. and B.O.B. manage to destroy both droids] V.I.N.CENT: Think there are any more? Bob: All clear. Let's get rid of the evidence. V.I.N.CENT: [the two robots put the remains of the sentry droids behind the control console table] How long before they'll start searching for these two? Bob: It depends on their duty schedule. It could be anytime. V.I.N.CENT: Then we'll have to move fast.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stuart Saves His Family (1995)?
a.		[Po slurps up noodles, one ends up draped on his nose like Shifu's mustaches. Everyone starts chuckling] Po: What? Mantis: Oh, nothing... Master Shifu. Po: Oh, yeah, yeah. [imitating Shifu] Po: You'll never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth! [everyone except Tigress laughs] Po: What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and someday, you will have ears like mine.
b.		Roadkill Driver: [sees Carly eyeing the knife on his belt] You like knives. Carly Jones: [sarcastically] Not really.
c.		Michael Dorsey: I never said I love you... Sandy: I never said I love you, I don't care about I love you! I read "The Second Sex", I read "The Cinderella Complex", I'm responsible for my own orgasms, I don't care! I just don't like to be lied to!
d.		Mom Smalley: If I do this, and it doesn't work, he's going to make my life hell. Intervention Counseler: How's your life now?

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stuart Saves His Family (1995)?
a.		Papa Pierre Dupray: When the mystery she is explained, she is always like this - simple.
b.		Joey Anderson: That's not true guys, cus there is a bone in your penis, thats why they call it a boner. Wade Scalisi: oh, oh yea you're right... SHUT UP! [hits Joey] Joey Anderson: what was that for? Wade Scalisi: You're an idiot.
c.		Ty Ty Walden: Lord, give me the strength to spread out my arms to the ends of my fields. Let me fill up the holes, make the land smooth. You spared my sons, and I'll never dig another hole again. Except to... to plant seeds for things to grow.
d.		Dad Smalley: God, you'd drink too, if you had Liberace for a son.

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