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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Grumpier Old Men (1995) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Grumpier Old Men (1995) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Grumpier Old Men (1995)

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About the movie: Things don't seem to change much in Wabasha County: Max and John are still fighting after 35 years...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpier Old Men (1995)?
a.		[about talking to one's plants] Max Goldman: I got a cactus in my bathroom, but we got nothing to say to each other.
b.		Mr. Gray: Hey, Mark! Picture time! Come get immortalized, parents and brats. [laughs] Racine Gibson: [excitedly] Greta! Photo opportunity, dear! Greta Gibson: Damn it, they caught me. I have to gnash my teeth for the paparazzi.
c.		Needy Lesnicky: Hey, that's the band. Jennifer Check: Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city. Roman Duda: Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch of faygos. Jennifer Check: Well, you wouldn't think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. All stylish and shit.
d.		Pamela Fitzgerald: That's the dawn breeze...

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpier Old Men (1995)?
a.		[one of the aliens is firing on the humans] Crow T. Robot: Eat my photons, small heads!
b.		John Gustafson: Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon. Grandpa Gustafson: Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.
c.		Roger Rabbit: No! Not my Jessica! Not pattycake! It can't be! It just can't be! Jessica's my wife! It's absolutely impossible! Jessica's the love of my life. The apple of my eye. The cream in my coffee. Eddie Valiant: Well you better start drinking it black, Acme's taking the cream now.
d.		[from trailer] Drew Baylor: [embracing] Please don't take this as rejection. Claire Colburn: I really don't.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpier Old Men (1995)?
a.		Delivery Man: [trying to find address] OK, 122... 122 1/8? [takes a couple steps to the right while checking address] Delivery Man: 122... 1/8. [standing in front of a wall] Delivery Man: Terrific. Where the heck is 122 1/8? Michaelangelo: [through the grate] You're standing on it, Dude.
b.		Louis Fyne: I'm 6'3", and maintain a very consistent panda bear shape.
c.		Jerry Shaw: You know you got the wrong guy right?
d.		Maria: I haven't been with a man for a long time Max Goldman: Me neither.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpier Old Men (1995)?
a.		Aunt Hattie: That was a fine audition you gave, Gene. All you need now is a sponsor. Maurine McClune: All I need is that contract renewal so we can continue to hold the rodeo here. Gene Autry: Well, the committee can't complain. We're doing all right so far. Maurine McClune: We've simply got to make it a success. Aunt Hattie: If we don't our next address will be care of Social Security.
b.		Bick Benedict: Leslie... don't behave like that... making a fuss o'er those people. You're a Texan now. Leslie Benedict: Is that a state of mind? I'm still myself... Bick Benedict: You're my wife now honey, you're a Benedict. Leslie Benedict: I still have a mind of my own. Elsewhere being gracious is acceptable. Bick Benedict: Uh, well, but... we're gracious.
c.		Harpo: Who this, Pa? Who this? Albert: The woman that shoulda been yo' mammy.
d.		Max: I am the gangster of love John: Gangster, huh? So tell me, was it more of a hold up than a stick up? Max: Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpier Old Men (1995)?
a.		Hook Waters: How are we going to make the future unpredictable? Nick Gant: By not knowing what we're going to do, until right before we do it. Cassie Holmes: A plan without planning.
b.		[At Maria's resturante in front of Ariel, Maria and Max] John: Nobody slept with anybody.' [Shows up in the background] Grandpa Gustafson: Speak for yourself.
c.		Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole. Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you? Otto: You are the vulgarian, you fuck.
d.		Tia Dalma: You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner. Will Turner: You know me? Tia Dalma: You want to know me. Jack Sparrow: There'll be no knowing here! We've come for help and were not leaving without it. [to Tia] Jack Sparrow: I thought I knew you...

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpier Old Men (1995)?
a.		Lawrence Garfield: Not Albert Schweltzer. Robin Hood. I take from the rich. And give to the middle class... Well, the upper middle class.
b.		Susan Pevensie: [referring to Peter] I wish he'd just listened to the D.L.F. in the first place! Edmund Pevensie: D.L.F.? Lucy Pevensie: Dear Little Friend. Trumpkin: Oh... that's not at all patronizing, is it?
c.		Mama Ragetti: We could have retired in Hawaii. Grandpa Gustafson: I have been to Hawaii. Mama Ragetti: Oh yeah? Which island? Grandpa Gustafson: Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya. Mama Ragetti: I find you disgusting. Grandpa Gustafson: Well, just as long as you find me.
d.		Beth: [Just before she's stabbed] You scared me!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpier Old Men (1995)?
a.		William Marshall: You don't have to convince me about 'Hubbard Sons.' I'm sure you're the right people for the deal. You want the mill here, I want it here. But it's not my business WHY you want it. Ben Hubbard: They're to bring the machine to the cotton, and not the cotton to the machine.
b.		[Tv on] Geraldo: "Lesbian Bandits" next on "Geraldo" Max: Ooooh Lesbians yummy.
c.		Hedley Lamarr: Wait a minute... there might be legal precedent. Of course! Land-snatching! [grabs a law book] Hedley Lamarr: Land, land... "Land: see Snatch." [flips back several pages] Hedley Lamarr: Ah, Haley vs. United States. Haley: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!
d.		Tough Jailbird: [to Ashley] That's my seat.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpier Old Men (1995)?
a.		Grandpa: I'm done. John Gustafson: Pop, I really wish you'd try the low fat bacon... Grandpa: Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets filled first!
b.		Jay: All we gotta do is go in here and get a cat. It's not that hard. But if you go in there, you're gonna lay your Jack Webb on her, start flashing your brain-ray all in her face. You're gonna wind up giving her leukemia or something. Woman's a doctor, she don't need you flashing away half her med school classes. Five minutes. Kay: Two minutes.
c.		[On whether to do an exploitation article about Princess Ann] Irving Radovich: She's fair game, Joe. It's always open season on princesses.
d.		Foley: [first part of his first cadence, for Zack and the other OC's] Flying low and feeling mean; Spot a family by the stream; Pickle a pair and hear them scream; 'Cause napalm sticks to kids!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpier Old Men (1995)?
a.		The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work. Vincent: A please would be nice. The Wolf: Come again? Vincent: I said a please would be nice. The Wolf: Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen. Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that, your help is definitely appreciated. Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me. The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.
b.		Aramis: I have prayed every day for forgiveness. But now I realize that forgiveness must come from you before it can come from God.
c.		Max: Eat my shorts.
d.		Mike Enslin: [yelling] I want... my drink!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpier Old Men (1995)?
a.		[after Allie swallows a quarter] Grandpa: Relax. Kids swallow quarters all the time. Melanie: Really? Grandpa: Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.
b.		Hildy: You've been awful nice to me, Hogue. Never bothered you none what I am? Cable Hogue: Hell no, it never bothered me. I enjoyed it. Now, what the hell are you? Human being. Try the best you can. We all got our own ways of living. Hildy: And loving? Cable Hogue: Gets mighty lonesome without it.
c.		Dr. Mark Powell: Oh, 6:15 was late. Didn't leave the station till 6:30. Should have caught the nearest beam of light.
d.		[Saavik has just left the turbolift] Dr. McCoy: Did she change her hairstyle? Kirk: I hadn't noticed. Dr. McCoy: Wonderful stuff, that Romulan Ale.

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