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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) - Part (5) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) - Part (5) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993).
About the movie:
A San Francisco poet who fears commitment has a girlfriend who he suspects may not be who she appears.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Harriet Michaels
: I have a surprise for you.
Charlie Mackenzie
: What is it?
Harriet Michaels
: It's a health shake. And I made it especially for you. Try it.
Charlie Mackenzie
: Thank you, no. Thanks. Thanks.
b.
John Lawrence
: What'd you do to him back there in the dungeon?
Dr. Mears
: Do to him? Why I didn't do anything. Nothing at all.
John Lawrence
: He showed a definite disposition for friendliness when I left.
Dr. Mears
: Well how can you talk of him as if her were a human being? How do we know what thought processes run through his head? How can we even assume that he thinks like we do? How can you anticipate what a fantastic organism like that might do or might no do?
John Lawrence
: Alright! Alright!
c.
Major Payne
: Hello, little fella. What you had was a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is?
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn
: [
nods head
]
Major Payne
: Well, that's all this is. Now, you better run on up to your room before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off! [
swings machete in front of Tiger's face
]
d.
Dr. Klahn
: The CIA thinks they can infiltrate the Mountain of Dr. Klahn!
CIA Agent
: You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard.
Dr. Klahn
: Take him to... Detroit!
CIA Agent
: No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Bartleby Gaines
: Hey Shrad, do you know any places up near Harmon we can rent?
Sherman Schrader
: Oh, yeah I do, actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.
b.
Dixon Steele
: I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
c.
Stuart Mackenzie
: [
sings
] If you think I'm sexy and you want my body, all you've got to do is call.
d.
Ferdie
: He's all tied up and he's got a something in his mouth.
Chuck
: He had a gag in his mouth.
Ferdie
: If he did he never got a chance to tell it.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Charlie Mackenzie
: [
to Harriet
] Rose just tried to kill me!
b.
Kid
: I wish I could come out and play with you tonight, but I'm a little busy... with your girl on my lap.
c.
Hutch
: Willis, I'd like you to meet my new partner, David Starsky.
Starsky
: Hi Willis.
Willis
: [
to Hutch
] Is this the dickweed you were telling me about?
Hutch
: Just shake his hand.
d.
[
Jenny emerges from the closet after calling her mother on the phone
]
Jenny
: [
rolls her eyes
] She didn't believe me.
Chowder
: [
sighs
] Authority can be so... [
makes armpit noises
]
Jenny
: Okay, normally I don't spend time with guys like you, but a house just tried to eat me, so... you've got one hour.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Harriet Michaels
: Charlie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
b.
Horace Granville
: You're mad!
No. 39013, Harry Crowel
: I spent 15 years in a cell like that. That's enough to make anyone, if not mad, then very annoyed.
c.
Sue Ryan
: It's easy to be a bitch now that Brad Seldon is available.
Nicole
: It's easy to be a bitch either way.
d.
Dr. Godfrey
: It's true! Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Glimpy
: I milked a cow once, you know it's got four faucets to it.
Danny
: What for?
Glimpy
: Well the first faucet's for buttermilk, the second's for bottled milk, and the third's for evaporated milk.
Danny
: What's the fourth one for?
Glimpy
: Come to think of it, this cow only had three faucets.
b.
Rose Michaels
: Well... you know Harriet.
Charlie Mackenzie
: Well, actually, I don't.
Rose Michaels
: But you did have sex with her.
Charlie Mackenzie
: Hello!
c.
Chaz
: ...I found something that I truly love, that truly makes me happy. That's a million times better than something that makes you rich.
d.
Mervin Q. Milgrim
: [
nauseous
] I gotta go back upstairs and get something...
Chick Larkin
: What have you gotta get?
Mervin Q. Milgrim
: My stomach...
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Malagant
: Self-sacrifice is very easy. It's having to sacrifice someone you love that puts your convictions to the test.
b.
Police Chief
: Hey Paisane! You screw up one more time I'm going to kick your spaghetti bending butt back to Milan!
c.
Kate
: Do what you want, it's a free country... isn't it?
Luc
: Uh, oui.
d.
Sergeant Harry Wells
: Open your mouth, watch your ears, mind your toes!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm
: It is said that at the dawn of time, man, beast, and all magical beings lived together under Aeglin, the Father Tree. But man had been created with a hole in his heart, a hole that no possession, power, or knowledge could fill. And in his infinite greed, man dreamed of expanding his dominion over the entire earth. The blood of many an elf, ogre, and goblin was spilled in their war with man, and King Balor, the one-armed king of Elfland, watched the slaughter in dread and despair. But one day, the master of the goblin blacksmiths offered to build the king a golden mechanical army, seventy times seventy soldiers, that would never know hunger, and could not be stopped. Prince Nuada begged his father to agree. "Build me this army," the king said. And so, a magical crown was forged that would allow those of royal blood to command the Golden Army, if unchallenged. "I am King Balor, leader of the Golden Army. Is there anyone who disputes my right?" And in his throne room, no one challenged his word.
b.
Alvin Firpo
: I'd like to say my 'preciation for your hospitableness.
c.
Johnny Lawrence
: [
Johnny approaches Daniel at school, and gives him an application for the All-Valley Tournament
] Here. You'll need to fill this out and send it in, okay? Just so they'll know where to claim the body.
Daniel
: Let me ask you something... We both know you can stomp me, so why rub it in?
Johnny Lawrence
: [
shrugs
] Maybe I like to.
Daniel
: Ever stop to ask yourself if maybe HE [
obviously referring to Kreese
]
Daniel
: might be wrong? At least, about some things? [
Johnny has to turn away and count to ten to keep himself from exploding
]
d.
Police Chief
: [
noticing Tony is depressed
] Tony? I don't want to intrude, but you seem a little down.
Tony Giardino
: Well, Captain, it's about my job.
Police Chief
: Ah. [
sits down with Tony
]
Tony Giardino
: I'm having doubts about being a cop. You know, it's not like how it is on TV. All I do all day is fill out forms and paperwork. I mean, this is what I do.
Police Chief
: [
contemplates
] It's a point well taken, Tony. But you must understand, although it's not exciting, it's a very important part of our work.
Tony Giardino
: Yeah, but in all my times as a cop, I've never gotten to, like, chase a guy across a crowded city square. I've never... I've never hung on to that part of a helicopter. You know that part? Underneath the thing that it lands? Do you, do you know that part?
Police Chief
: Yes, I know that part.
Tony Giardino
: I've never hung onto that. I've never even commandeered a vehicle.
Police Chief
: Now *that* sounds like a lot of fun.
Tony Giardino
: And that's the other thing. You're too nice.
Police Chief
: I'm too nice?
Tony Giardino
: Yeah, you're too nice. Why can't you be like the Captain on "Starsky and Hutch"? You know, when you come in, and you haul me into your office, and you bawl me out because you're sick and tired of defending my screwball antics to the Commissioner? Why cant you do that?
Police Chief
: Well, the truth of the matter is, I don't report to a Commissioner. I report to a committee. Some of whom are appointed, some elected, and the rest co-opted on a bi-annual basis. It's a quorum, so to speak.
Tony Giardino
: A quorum?
Police Chief
: Yeah.
Tony Giardino
: Captain, when I joined the police force, I thought I was going to be Serpico. But instead, I'm like... Fish from Barney Miller.
Police Chief
: Hey. Somebody needs a hug!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Tony Montana
: This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.
b.
The Chief
: If you don't find that screen, Mr. Larabee, I'm Going to have you hunting for land mines... with a hammer!
c.
[
repeated line
]
Shaun
: Ed, this is serious!
d.
May Mackenzie
: [
to Charlie
] Lighten up, Charlie. You've got a pickle up your ass again.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Krishna Ravindra
: My name's Ravindra. What's yours?
Frederick J. Frenger Jr.
: Trouble. [
Grabs Ravindra's hand and breaks his finger
]
b.
Maureen O'Boyle
: But first up tonight, the justice department reports an alarming rise in the number of poisoning murders across the United States. And that eighty seven per cent of the poison murders occur within the family.
c.
Jessie Stevens
: Sorry I ever sent her to finishing school. I think they finished her there.
d.
Mrs. Kintner
: Chief Brody?
Brody
: Yes? [
Mrs. Kintner slaps Brody and sobs
]
Mrs. Kintner
: I just found out, that a girl got killed here last week, and you knew it! You knew there was a shark out there! You knew it was dangerous! But you let people go swimming anyway? You knew all those things! But still my boy is dead now. And there's nothing you can do about it. My boy is dead. I wanted you to know that. [
Mrs. Kintner walks away
]
Mayor Vaughn
: I'm sorry, Martin. She's wrong.
Brody
: No, she's not.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.
Judge George J. Barnes
: Were you Norman Maine the actor?
Norman Maine
: Yes.
b.
Harold Gridley
: He's gonna sing, folks. Now's the time to go out and get the popcorn.
c.
Frank Hackett
: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna impale the son-of-a-bitch with a sharp stick through the heart. I'll take out a contract on him. I'll hire a professional killer; no, I'll do it myself. I'll strangle him with a sash cord.
d.
Stuart Mackenzie
: Thirty years ago today, May and I were married. Some of you were there, some of you weren't born, and some of you are now DEED! But, we both said "I do," and we haven't agreed on a single thing since.
May Mackenzie
: That's true!
Stuart Mackenzie
: But I'm glad I married you, May, because hey, could've been worse.
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