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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) - Part (4) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) - Part (4) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) - Part (4)

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About the movie: A San Francisco poet who fears commitment has a girlfriend who he suspects may not be who she appears.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.		Stuart Mackenzie: [after Charlie has stayed all night at Stuart's house, and is finally leaving] Fine. Go. You've stayed your hour.
b.		Butch Cassidy: I swear, if Sweetface told me that I rode out of town ten minutes ago, I'd believe him.
c.		Patrick Kenzie: So what kind of name is Bressant? Detective Remy Bressant: It's the kind they give you in Lousiana. Patrick Kenzie: Oh yeah? Thought you were from here. Detective Remy Bressant: Well, it all depends on how you look at it. I mean, you might think that you're more from here than me, for example. But I've been living here longer than you been alive. So who's right? Patrick Kenzie: I'll mull it over.
d.		Heather: [Locked in a cage, about to be driven off for extermination] I don't want to die, Dad. Not for real...

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.		Rose Michaels: Let me make you some breakfast. Charlie Mackenzie: Oh, gee, you know, I'd love to. But you know, I'm really running late, but thanks! Rose Michaels: What would you say to silver-dollar pancakes, fresh-squeezed orange juice, bacon, and Kona coffee? Charlie Mackenzie: Well, that sounds great! [Cut to Rose pouring cereal in Charlie's bowl] Rose Michaels: Sorry. I didn't have those other things. Charlie Mackenzie: No, no, that's fine. That other stuff will probably kill you... whereas "Froot Loops" are light, and reasonably high in fiber. I care for "Apple Jacks" a great deal.
b.		J-Bone: It's kill or be killed.
c.		First Thug: Johnny, if you don't write the goddamn article, I'm going to blow a hole right through your fucking girlfriend! Johnny Twennies: Well, you're going to need pretty good aim. First Thug: What the fuck are you talking about? What am I, blind? I'm going to shoot your goddamn girlfriend, Johnny! Johnny Twennies: That's not my girlfriend.
d.		Larry Lawrence: Me, I'm mentally retarded. I'm still 11 years old when it comes to the 4th of July, circuses and haunted castles.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.		Charlie Mackenzie: No, not really. Usually I follow the Judao-Christian ethic of "Thou shalt not kill". But, that's just me.
b.		George Banks: These silly words, like... Superca... supercal... suppercalli-... Mary Poppins: Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious. George Banks: Yes, well done! You said it!
c.		Natalie: Tell me about her again. Leonard Shelby: Why? Natalie: Because you like to remember her. Leonard Shelby: She was beautiful. To me, she was perfect. Natalie: No, don't just recite the words. Close your eyes... and remember her. Leonard Shelby: You can just feel the details. The bits and pieces you never bothered to put into words. And you can feel these extreme moments... even if you don't want to. You put these together, and you get the feel of a person. Enough to know how much you miss them... and how much you hate the person who took them away.
d.		Frances Stevens: Doesn't it make you nervous to be in the same room with thousands of dollars worth of diamonds, and unable to touch them? John Robie: No. Frances Stevens: Like an alcoholic outside of a bar on Election Day? John Robie: Wouldn't know the feeling.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.		Tony Giardino: How the hell do you even know if you're going in the right direction? Pilot: Instruments, instruments! Tony Giardino: Oh yeah? Yeah? What's that? [points to an instrument] Pilot: That's the artificial horizon, which is better than the actual horizon.
b.		David Walsh: You know this review process, it's... you have. I bet it's illegal. I could sue you. Mr. Gartin: Go ahead. You'll lose, because the best lawyer wins, and mine are the best. They're Ivy League assholes, and they'd wrap a lamp cord around a new born baby's neck rather than lose to a schmuck like you. And I got deep pockets and all the time in the world, and I never lose, ask anyone who's tried me. Ask my old man. By the time I'm done with you, you'd be in some alley giving blowjobs to cab drivers for pocket change to get a cup of coffee, because you're a loser, and that's what happens to losers. You're fired. Period. Deal with it.
c.		Ricky: There's a lot of crazy shit in these woods.
d.		J.D. Cahill: Oh, MacDonald! This is Cahill. How are you? MacDonald, Hermit who sells Cahill the mule: Fine... leastwise, no one has tried to hang me lately.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.		Wing Cmdr. Roy Grant: I killed him, Hilde. Wing Cmdr. Roy Grant: He was in the building. And I knew it. Hilde Bergman: You knew they were toturing him. You stopped it. Hilde Bergman: Erik cannot thank you, Roy. So I thank you for him.
b.		[Tony is riding in a plane at night in a storm] Tony Giardino: Hey listen. How long is it gonna take us to get there? Pilot: It shouldn't take very long. [pause] Pilot: Actually I have no concept of time. Tony Giardino: Geez, is this dangerous? Pilot: No. Well, you know there's chance in everything. Tony Giardino: Look I don't wanna get too personal or anything but you've done this before, right? Pilot: Oh yeah, yeah. I do this all the time. [pause] Pilot: I've never done it at night.
c.		Earl Broadhurst: I didn't go to college, look how good I done!
d.		Emmett Fitz-Hume: Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean? Test Monitor: Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test? Emmett Fitz-Hume: What do you think?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.		Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it? Museum Girl: Yes, it is. Allan: What does it say to you? Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos. Allan: What are you doing Saturday night? Museum Girl: Committing suicide. Allan: What about Friday night?
b.		CPO Fred Twining: [trying to catch one of the small creatures with two dinner plates] What if it jumps? Bob Spaulding: Jump higher.
c.		Rambo: We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just... [Takes off his bandolier] Rambo: like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "With what? I can't find your fuckin' legs! I can't find your legs!"
d.		Charlie Mackenzie: Tell me one bad thing that you've done, and it better be evil. Harriet Michaels: How evil? Charlie Mackenzie: Really evil. Like so evil, that you would say it was E-VEEL, like it's the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.		Trudi: Sheila has been studying the art of conversation. Harris: Oh, you're taking a course in conversation? Sheila: Yes. [long pause]
b.		Roux: [referring to the broken glass on her door] You know I can fix that if you like. Not with glass, but I can make a nice strong one out of wood. Vianne Rocher: That's nice of you, but I insist on paying you for your work. Roux: Well, that makes two of us then.
c.		Obituary Writer: There's another one here. Native San Franciscan. Plumber. Elliot, Ralph. Moved to Dallas, disappeared four months ago, body was found in a sewer. Obituary Employee: Well, guy takes his job too seriously, life goes down the drain. [both laugh] Charlie Mackenzie: Did they mention anything about his wife? Obituary Employee: All right, okay. Look, I know that we're talking about real people here. I'm sorry. Charlie Mackenzie: No no, I'm serious. Did they mention the wife? Obituary Employee: Look, I'm sorry you know. You know, I didn't mean to make a joke about other people's lives. Charlie Mackenzie: No no, I'm really serious. Did they mention the wife? Obituary Employee: You win, you win okay? I'm a bad person! Obituary Writer: Just take it easy! Obituary Employee: No, he's sayin' I'm insensitive! He's sayin' I'm a shit! Obituary Writer: He's not sayin' you're a shit! Charlie Mackenzie: [yelling] Did they mention the wife? Did they mention the wife? Obituary Employee: No! No! They didn't mention the wife! Ya happy? [speaking to the whole office] Obituary Employee: YEAH! Oh yes, yeah. I'm insensitive! I'm a very insensitive man! Stop you're job, look at the insensitive man! That's what they're paying you for! [leaves] Obituary Writer: He was my ride home. Charlie Mackenzie: Understood...
d.		Craig Mattey: I heard you're giving Jerry Mitchell a hard time, man. Buddy Revell: Yeah. And it's gonna get even harder.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.		Tony Giardino: [the pilot is asleep] What are you doing? Wake up! Pilot: Ooooh man! I was having an amazing dream! Tony Giardino: I don't care about your dream! Land the plane! Pilot: I was just born, and... I was eight-and-a-half months premature. The doctors were freakin' out. Tony Giardino: Oh please, shut up! Pilot: Did I already tell you this dream?
b.		[first lines] [theatrical version] Possessed Woman: Father! Agh! Agh! Oh, Father!
c.		Tracy Richards: God, how old are you? God: That's a good question. I really don't know that myself. I stopped counting after 200.
d.		[Moody takes a drink from his flask] Seamus: What do you suppose he's got there? Harry: I don't know, but I don't think it's pumpkin juice.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.		Concetta: Hey there, Taffy. Dawn Davenport: She's been a hideous little girl today, she was about to get a good whippin'! Chicklette: She's so cute. Taffy as a child: Who are you, UGLY? Dawn Davenport: You know who they are! Taffy as a child: I've never seen THEM before. Dawn Davenport: Oh, TAFFY. Chicklette: I just saw you yesterday, Taffy. Come sit here with your Aunt Chicklette! [Taffy bites Chicklette's arm] Chicklette: OH MY GOD, this kid's BITIN me! Dawn Davenport: This is ridiculous...
b.		Wayne Gale: Wait! Don't Mickey and Mallory always leave one person alive to tell the tale? Mallory: We are... Mallory, Mickey: Your camera!
c.		[to Rita Louise Watson during roll call] Sister Mary Clarence: We'll just call you Rita, Diva with a 'Tude.
d.		John Johnson: Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)?
a.		Achilles: You gave me peace in a lifetime of war.
b.		Gibbs: I hear a rumor... Jack Sparrow is in London, hellbent to find the Fountain of Youth.
c.		Stuart Mackenzie: [as Harriet is meeting Charlie's parents for the first time] Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls!
d.		Tom Ward: [Falling into water] I'm gonna like that girl!

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