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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Shakes the Clown (1991) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Shakes the Clown (1991) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Shakes the Clown (1991)

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About the movie: Shakes plods about his duties as party clown, and uses all of his free time getting seriously drunk...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shakes the Clown (1991)?
a.		Bicycle Messenger: What are you, some kind of asshole?
b.		Shakes the Clown: [to mimes] You silent motherfuckers!
c.		Miller: Weir? Dr. Weir: [laughing] The ship brought me back. I told you she won't let me leave - she won't let anyone leave. Did you really think you could destroy this ship? She's defied space and time. She's been to a place you couldn't possibly imagine. And now... it is time to go back. Miller: [sounding bored] I know. To hell. Dr. Weir: You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
d.		Vicki Vale: A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker. Batman: He's psychotic. Vicki Vale: Some people say the same thing about you. Batman: What people? Vicki Vale: Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you? Batman: It's not exactly a normal world, is it?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shakes the Clown (1991)?
a.		Shakes the Clown: Hey, hey, kid, what are you doing? Kid: I had to go to the bathroom. Shakes the Clown: On my head? Kid: Hey, this is my bathroom, not your bedroom, you big drunken mess.
b.		Ruby: [about her father] Oh, he's so full of manure, that man! We could lay him in the dirt and grow another one just like him.
c.		Beatrice: I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick. Nobody marks you. Benedick: What, my dear Lady Disdain. Are you yet living? Beatrice: Is't possible Disdain should die whilst she hath such meet food to feed it as Signor Benedick? Courtesy itself must convert to Disdain when you come in her presence.
d.		Roberta Sparrow: [whispering into Donnie's ear] Every creature on this earth dies alone.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shakes the Clown (1991)?
a.		Ormandy: [to the deliver guy at the hair salon] I need a real man Not a child or a boy Give me a hard rock Not a soft little toy You think women are hard You thick we're evil and mean Well I think maybe you don't need us Telly: Maybe you on the wrong team Ormandy: So I need a real man And my standards are high Don't like what you just heard Then you need not apply
b.		Mime Class Instructor: Everybody get ready to fry our bacon... Ready?... Here we go!... Raise 'em! And we go suck in the little pork belly and... FRY! C'mon Chuck... we want to fry off that little fat ass of yours! FRY!... FRY!... FRY!... Chuckie! C'mon everbody, let's sizzle! We're gonna sizzle off little pork but, aren't we? Fry yourself... Let the heat work through you! Shake your meat, Chuck!. You've got a roll of quarters... make some change! There we go! Now you're burnin'!... Now you're on fire! Shake your money-maker!
c.		Chauffeur: Listen, man... if you want to try anything freaky, you don't do it with her.
d.		[first lines] Sarah Connor: [narrating] 3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shakes the Clown (1991)?
a.		Jefferson Smith: [His voice very hoarse] Just get up off the ground, that's all I ask. Get up there with that lady that's up on top of this Capitol dome, that lady that stands for liberty. Take a look at this country through her eyes if you really want to see something. And you won't just see scenery; you'll see the whole parade of what Man's carved out for himself, after centuries of fighting. Fighting for something better than just jungle law, fighting so's he can stand on his own two feet, free and decent, like he was created, no matter what his race, color, or creed. That's what you'd see. There's no place out there for graft, or greed, or lies, or compromise with human liberties. And, uh, if that's what the grownups have done with this world that was given to them, then we'd better get those boys' camps started fast and see what the kids can do. And it's not too late, because this country is bigger than the Taylors, or you, or me, or anything else. Great principles don't get lost once they come to light. They're right here; you just have to see them again!
b.		Female Clown Barfly: As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog.
c.		Maximillan 'Max' Carey: Well what's the riot about? Hello Mary, anything new? Julius Saxe: It's going to be terrific! Weddings are my speciality! Maximillan 'Max' Carey: Wedding? What wedding? Mary Evans: Mine. Darling aren't you going to congratulate me? Maximillan 'Max' Carey: What for? It'll never last. Lonny Borden: What won't last? Maximillan 'Max' Carey: My liver and a movie star's marriage. Mary Evans: We know your liver won't last darling!
d.		Henrietta Bazoom: The Farmer in the Dell, The Farmer in the Dell, I had a cherry once, and now it's gone to hell.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shakes the Clown (1991)?
a.		Singe: [examining Trix's body] Look at this mess. Raze: AG rounds, high content. Prevented him from making the change. Singe: [pulls one out] No point in taking out the rest. The silver's penetrated his organs. Regeneration's impossible at this point.
b.		Female Clown Barfly: I got one of them peanut butter pussies: it's brown, smooth and easy to spread.
c.		Loki: All lines are currently down.
d.		[repeated line] Ching: Crummy family, crummy family!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shakes the Clown (1991)?
a.		Melman the Giraffe: Augh! Underpants!
b.		Andie: What's your deal? Boy bands making a comeback? Chase Collins: Yeah, they actually offer a course on it here [pause] Chase Collins: I'm getting straight A's. Andie: [sarcasm] That wouldn't surprise me.
c.		Dink: I asked her what time it was, she told me it was 7:30. Stenchy: Oh, that's the cornerstone of a lasting relationship, what time it is? Dink: Yes, yes. Because, first I asked her what time it is, right? Tomorrow I get to ask her the date, the day after that she's all over me. That's how it works, you play it slow.
d.		Ellen Griswold: No, we don't. You gave $500 to Eddie, and everything on this little safari has cost us twice as more then you figured out. Clark: Honey, we're fine. Plus there's nothing in that luggage that can't be replaced. Except... your diaphragm. Worse comes to worse, we can always cash a check down the road. Don't you trust me? Ellen Griswold: As long as you don't tie me to the rear bumper. Clark: That hurt, Ellen.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shakes the Clown (1991)?
a.		Gas station attendant: [as W.W. pulls in to fill up at a gas station] What do you take? W.W. Bright: I'll take Ethel if she's working!
b.		Charlie Croker: [trailer only] You ready to create the biggest traffic jam in the history of Los Angeles? Lyle: I'm so ready.
c.		1st Party Dad: Are you the clown? Shakes the Clown: No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins.
d.		Mr. Albert Dussell: Stop it! Let's be happy.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shakes the Clown (1991)?
a.		Deidre Kenyon: Sometimes you just can't see the things that are really dangerous...
b.		Emma Duvall: So I'm part black!
c.		Randy Peone: Good morning, this is Randy Peone on KREZ radio, the voice of the Coeur d'Alene Indian Reservation. And it's time for the morning traffic report on this rainy Bicentennial Fourth of July. Let's go out to Lester Fallsapart in the KREZ traffic van broken down at the crossroads. Lester Fallsapart: Big truck just went by... now it's gone. Randy Peone: Well, there you go folks. Looks like another busy morning.
d.		HoHo the Clown: Oh, yeah? Well, the only show YOU could ever star in would be a show called the... Not... Funny... DIARRHEA CLUB!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shakes the Clown (1991)?
a.		[Jesus has been chopping down a cross] Jesus Christ: These things aren't sacred, it's a piece of wood. It's a marketing tool, really, a very, very annoying marketing tool. Of all the things I tried to do with my life, this is how I'm remembered? This was the worst day of my life, don't get me started!
b.		Judy: LEAVE ME ALONE, MILKMAN SCUM!
c.		Harold Gorton: Solitude's always better with somebody else around, ya know?
d.		Brooke: Who loves ya, baby?

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shakes the Clown (1991)?
a.		Scott Calvin: Look, I am not Santa Claus! Ahhh! Bernard: Did you or did you not read the card? Scott Calvin: Yeah, I read the card. Bernard: Then you're the new Santa. And putting on their hat and jacket, you accepted the contract Scott Calvin: What contract? Bernard: The card in the Santa suit, you said you read it, right? So when you put on the suit, you fell subject for the Santa Clause. Scott Calvin: The Santa Claus? Oh, you mean the guys that fell off my roof? Bernard: No, no, not Santa Claus, the person. Santa Clause the clause. Scott Calvin: What? Bernard: You're a businessman right? Okay, a clause as in the last line of the contract. Bernard: [Scott looks confused] You got the card? Okay look. [Reads what the I.D. card says] Scott Calvin: What does that mean? Bernard: It means you put on the suit, you're the big guy. Scott Calvin: That ridiculous, I didn't put on a suit to... Bernard: [shouts] Try to understand this!
b.		Carl Barlow: We're three to your one, Sheriff. [Wade guns down two of the Barlow boys] Sheriff Wade Addams: Odds change fast, Barlow.
c.		[last lines] Raggedy Ann, Andy: [singing] Candy hearts and paper flowers / Will always keep me close to you, / Will always keep me close to you.
d.		Owen Cheese: You clowns are on dope! Binky the Clown: You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef.

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