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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Oscar (1991) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Oscar (1991) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Oscar (1991).
About the movie:
Angelo "Snaps" Provolone made his dying father a promise on his deathbed: he would leave the world of crime and become an honest businessman...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Oscar (1991)?
a.
[
Dick Jones has just confessed to Bob Morton's murder and has ordered an ED-209 to destroy RoboCop
]
Dick Jones
: I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.
b.
Snaps
: [
removing Connie's many weapons
] It's like disarming Germany.
c.
Joe
: No matter how many times you press that button it will still go up and down the same way.
d.
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates
: Who rang that bell?
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman
: [
all four together
] We did!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates
: Can't you read?
Scarecrow
: Read what?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates
: The notice!
Dorothy
: What notice?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates
: It's on the door - as plain as the nose on my face! It... oh... [
does a "tisk tisk tisk" expression, goes inside door for a moment
]
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates
: [
Guardian hangs the notice and goes back inside
]
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman
: [
Reading notice, all together
] Bell out of order, please knock. [
Dorothy knocks
]
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates
: Well, that's more like it! Now, state your business!
Dorothy
: [
Dorothy and friends, all together
] We want to see the Wizard!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates
: [
gasps
] The Wizard? But nobody can see the Great Oz! Nobody's ever seen the Great Oz! Even I've never seen him!
Dorothy
: Well, then how do you know there is one?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates
: Oh, you're wasting my time! [
starts to close the window
]
Dorothy
: Oh, please! Please, sir! I've got to see the Wizard! The Good Witch of the North sent me!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates
: Prove it!
Scarecrow
: She's wearing the ruby slippers she gave her.
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates
: Oh, so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? That's a horse of a different color! Come on in!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Oscar (1991)?
a.
Stephen Fitzgerald
: You don't believe in the old superstitions?
Tatie
: I believe what my father knew and his father before him.
b.
Dr. Thornton Poole
: [
about Snaps' daughter, Lisa
] She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs!
Snaps
: That's what got her into this jam!
c.
Evan Baxter
: These birds had a big meal earlier.
Rita
: Want me to get my BB gun?
d.
Joe
: Thank you, Randy. I was sure you'd see it my way. Take good care of yourself.
Randy Kennan
: I'll take care of myself, mister. That's my specialty.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Oscar (1991)?
a.
Snaps
: Poole was right! You are an ox *and* a moron!
b.
Brill
: You're the threat now. Just like I was.
Robert Clayton Dean
: Threat to whom? To them?
Brill
: No. To your family, your friends, everybody you know, everybody you meet. That's why I went away and didn't come back. You've got to go away, Robert.
Robert Clayton Dean
: No, I don't think so. This is my life, I worked hard for it and I want it back. I grew up without a father, I know what that is. And I will not allow my family to go through that.
c.
Fakrash
: Let the rat that is between the paws of the leopard refrain from words of provocation.
d.
Lasagna
: I thought bustin' cars was your thing.
Burke
: Well a car ain't nothing but a series of locks. Older the lock, easier it is. And this place... is old.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Oscar (1991)?
a.
Fox Mulder
: Don't give up. [
he pauses as he follows Scully to her car
]
Fox Mulder
: Why would he say such a thing to you?
Dana Scully
: I think that was clearly meant for you, Mulder.
Fox Mulder
: He didn't say it to me; he said it to you.
Dana Scully
: Umm...
Fox Mulder
: If Father Joe were the devil, why would he say the opposite of what the devil might say? [
she doesn't reply, though clearly attempting to rationalize
]
Fox Mulder
: Maybe that's the answer, in a larger answer.
Dana Scully
: What do you mean?
Fox Mulder
: Don't give up.
Dana Scully
: Please don't make this any harder than it already is.
Fox Mulder
: If you have any doubts,
Fox Mulder
: [
wrapping his arms around Scully, allowing her to rest her head on his chest
] any doubts at all, call off that surgery and then we'll get out of here... just me and you.
Dana Scully
: As far away from the darkness as we can get?
Fox Mulder
: [
he loosens his embrace enough to look into her eyes
] I'm not sure it works that way. I think maybe the darkness finds you and me.
Dana Scully
: I know it does.
Fox Mulder
: Let it try. [
they embrace again, this time pulling together in a passionately long kiss
]
b.
Fergie
: I've been on some dumb calls in my time, but this one tops 'em all. Where did you meet this ding dong anyway? And what's all that stuff about having her for lunch down at the station house. You're not even supposed to be riding around with her.
Tony Carlson
: It's fate, Fergie. It's kismet.
Fergie
: Kismet, my ass. Listen, this girl is weird, Tony...
Tony Carlson
: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but she's got the prettiest green eyes I've ever seen.
Fergie
: Hey, they're blue. And behind those blue eyes is a fruitcake with a homicidal umbrella.
Tony Carlson
: [
excitedly
] Wait a minute.
Fergie
: What?
Tony Carlson
: [
grabbing Fergie's face and looking into his eyes
] You're the one with the prettiest green eyes I've ever seen.
Fergie
: You cut that out. I hate it when you do that. Don't do that anymore, all right?
Tony Carlson
: Let's go, beautiful.
c.
Snaps
: [
pointing to Anthony
] Pop this guy!
Aldo
: Boss! We can't have a stiff in the house with company coming!
Snaps
: You're right. It ain't proper.
d.
Tom Spellacy
: Msgr. Spellacy's table, please.
Headwaiter
: I thought that Msgr. Spellacy would be dining with Mr. Amsterdam.
Tom Spellacy
: Well, you thought wrong, fuckhead.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Oscar (1991)?
a.
Aldo
: Breakfast is soived.
Snaps
: "Served", you paluka!
b.
Hydia
: Gorgeous! Ponyland is turning dark, dank, and dreary! The little ponies are doomed!
Draggle
: Then we'll be all alone up here.
Hydia
: Splendid! We don't need anybody else!
Reeka
: [
eating
] Want some?
Draggle
: What is it?
Reeka
: Stuffed bat wings! Mmm, good!
Draggle
: [
eating one
] Are you sure we don't need anyone?
c.
Patricia Allen
: I ment to ask you... that dress. Sacks?
Mae
: I Magnuns.
Patricia Allen
: Oh! Stunning.
Mae
: Thank you. I got it on sale.
d.
[
Bongo catches Eddie spying on Jessica
]
Bongo
: What do you think you're doing, chump?
Eddie Valiant
: Who are you callin' a chump, chimp? [
Picks up Eddie and carries him to the backstage door
]
Bongo
: GRRRR! [
Throws Eddie into the garbage
]
Eddie Valiant
: AAAHH-OOF!
Bongo
: Don't let me catch your peepin' face around here again. Got it? GRR! [
Slams door
]
Eddie Valiant
: OOGA-BOOGA!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Oscar (1991)?
a.
Walt
: She's got mace.
b.
Homer Parrish
: I was afraid you wouldn't be able to stand up for me.
Fred Derry
: I'd stand up for you, kid, til I drop.
c.
Connie
: Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
Dr. Thornton Poole
: That's an oxymoron.
Connie
: Gee, you shouldn't oughta said that, Doc.
Snaps
: Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.
d.
Clark
: We're gonna have the hap hap happiest christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny fucking Kaye.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Oscar (1991)?
a.
Snaps
: Connie! Am-scray!
Connie
: Do I have to, Boss? Every time I leave I fall behind.
b.
Worm
: Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike McDermott
: You fucked his mother.
c.
Steve Brodie
: Don't ever say I never give ya nothin'.
d.
Mace
: I just want to be able to unhinge my jaw like an Anaconda.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Oscar (1991)?
a.
[
From Director's Cut
]
Kate
: We make cereal crunchier. We make boring movies shorter. We made Smucker's get the seeds out of their jam. We did that. As far as I'm concerned, we're heroes.
b.
Lisa Provolone
: ...I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building!
Anthony Rossano
: And what am I doing during all this? Babysitting Oscar's kid?
Lisa Provolone
: You always this nasty?
Anthony Rossano
: YES! Get used to it!
Lisa Provolone
: [
gasps
] I'm marrying a brute! I never want to see your face again... until the wedding!
Anthony Rossano
: That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons!
Lisa Provolone
: Fine!
Anthony Rossano
: See you in church!
Lisa Provolone
: Hmph!
c.
[
Dan'l has been shot
]
James Bowie
: I'll get it out as quick as I can.
Dan'l Seeger
: There's no hurry, son. Only don't throw it away. I like to save lead folks take out of me. I got nearly three pounds of it.
d.
Grace Stamper
: Baby, do you think its possible that anyone else in the world is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?
A.J.
: I hope so, otherwise, what the hell are we trying to save?
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Oscar (1991)?
a.
Sookie
: Why aren't you in school now?
Igby
: Sheer ingenuity.
Sookie
: You're funny.
b.
Nomi Malone
: You can fuck me when you love me.
James Smith
: But I do love you.
Nomi Malone
: Yeah right.
James Smith
: You don't fool me. I see you.
Nomi Malone
: Yeah? What do you see?
James Smith
: I see you hiding.
Nomi Malone
: From what?
James Smith
: From you. You got into some bad shit somewhere?
c.
Anthony
: All that travel must cut into your home life.
Dr. Thornton Poole
: Well, I don't spend as much time with mother as I'd like. But she's got the cats.
d.
Earl Blackstock
: What are you gonna do?
Dusty Wyatt Chandler
: I'm gonna take me a little walk.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Oscar (1991)?
a.
Eduardo Provolone
: Ah, so now you wanna make-a peace with you papa? You wanna me die happy.
Snaps
: Of course, Papa.
Eduardo Provolone
: So now you *wanna* me die! [
slaps him
]
b.
Jamie
: Make yourself at home.
Landon
: Yeah! [
whisper
]
Landon
: It's not likely.
c.
Jeff Portnoy
: [
heading towards an ox
] I need to bite its hide... and wear its stomach like a unitard.
Kirk Lazarus
: Ain't nobody doing nothing to no one or body! Now, Mr. Portnoy is feeling a little flu-ish, don't wanna walk, put him up on that cloven-hoof animal!
d.
Jacob
: Your conscience is three levels lower than urban canalization
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