Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Schizopolis (1996) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Schizopolis (1996) Quiz

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About the movie: Fletcher Munson is a lethargic, passive worker for a Scientology-like self-help corporation called Eventualism...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schizopolis (1996)?
a.		Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: You don't have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.
b.		Jenny Macallister: What kind of meat is this, Mrs. Abercrombi? Is it beef? Agnes Abercrombi: No. Jenny Macallister: Well then, lamb or pork? Agnes Abercrombi: No. Jenny Macallister: What is it then? Agnes Abercrombi: It's an old family recipe. I call it hunter's stew. It'd spoil all the fun if I told you how I made it.
c.		Lee Arnold: You mean he was here in time to stop this? Urbina: Well, you see, it is like this: the people, they love my General, and they love Mexico... But they did not hate her enemies enough to fight. And now they do.
d.		Col. John Beetham: You see, we explorers are always searching, reaching out into the darkness for something that is just beyond our reach. Eve Mannering Durand: Maybe, John, what we both want is just beyond our reach.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schizopolis (1996)?
a.		Pest: Excuse me, but - ahh. Why do I gotta look like something out of "Jungle Book" and you guys all get the nice Banana Republic stuff?
b.		Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: I may vote Republican, but I'm a firm believer in gum control.
c.		Boon Hoggenbeck: [to Lucius before the horse race] You can be scared if you want to - you can't help that - but don't be afraid, son.
d.		Pilot Irish Quincannon: Anything we can do for you in Manila? Major Daniels: Well, you might send us more Japs. Pilot Irish Quincannon: We'll try to.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schizopolis (1996)?
a.		Photo Journalist: One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.
b.		Max Parks: Oh, now what's gotten into you? You mustn't hide those beautiful legs of yours.
c.		Mia: I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!
d.		Elmo Oxygen: Fuck you guys! No more of this mayonnaise... this shit! I'm outta here! Fuck you!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schizopolis (1996)?
a.		Ron Kovic: We went to Vietnam to stop communism!... We shell women and children! Mrs. Kovic: You didn't shoot women and children! What are you saying? Ron Kovic: That was the war, communism, the incidious evil! They told us to go. Mrs. Kovic: Yes, yes that's what they told us. Ron Kovic: Thou shalt not kill, Mom. Thou shalt not kill women and children! Thou shalt not kill! Remember? Isn't that what you taught us? Isn't that what they taught us? Mrs. Kovic: Stop it! Stop it!
b.		Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: [reading aloud] Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy french model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it.
c.		Alan Raimy: [narrating] And as the sun sets slowly in the west, we say goodbye to beautiful Palm Springs, oasis of intrigue and extracurricular games of Hide the Salami, and we return to real life.
d.		Sherman Klump: Daddy, all I'm saying is that scientific breakthroughs are occurring all the time. Ernie Klump: The only thing that's 'bout to break through is your ass 'bout to break through the seat of your pants.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schizopolis (1996)?
a.		Uncle Remus: You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far.
b.		Newswoman: The federal government announced today that in an effort to eradicate the national debt, it will be selling the state of Rhode Island to a group of private investors, for a reported $18 billion. The investors plan to enclose the entire state with an all-weather roof, and turn it into the world's largest shopping mall. When asked for comment, a White House spokesperson would only say, "Well, at least we didn't sell it to the fucking Japanese."
c.		[Wendy kisses Peter Pan and he starts to glow] Captain Hook: Pan... you're pink.
d.		Sheriff Eben Oleson: [upon seeing pictures of Carter's family] Can't your wife bring you up a sweater or two? Or bring the whole tribe up while she's at it? Carter Davies: They'll come when they're ready, I guess.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schizopolis (1996)?
a.		Michael Maerd: Called my mom and let her know she better plan on moving out of that shit hole - and to get ready for the San Diego sun. No more fucking rest home. I said 30 it was gonna happen. I over shot that shit by 3 years! Get my sister's house paid off - send my nephews to college and I'm done. Life is straight after that. Tom Mastro: This is the shit burger, man. You know how many people need to get it? I'm gonna set everything in my life straight with this fucking movie! The dream. Michael Maerd: The dream!
b.		Bartholomew "Barley" Scott Blair: Any decent church would have burned you bastards years ago.
c.		[at the airport waiting for their luggage passing Kevin's bag] Kate McCallister: Give this to Kevin. Aunt Leslie McCallister: Give this to Kevin. Rod McCallister: Give this to Kevin. Sondra McCallister: Kevin. Buzz McCallister: Give this to Kevin. Megan McCallister: Give this to Kevin. Linnie McCallister: Give this to Kevin. Tracy McCallister: Give this to Kevin. Fuller McCallister: Here you go Kevin. [startled when he sees the elderly couple] Fuller McCallister: Kevin's not here. Tracy McCallister: Kevin's not here. Linnie McCallister: Kevin's not here. Megan McCallister: Kevin's not here. Buzz McCallister: Kevin's not here. Sondra McCallister: Kevin's not here. Rod McCallister: Kevin's not here. Aunt Leslie McCallister: Kevin's not here. Kate McCallister: Kevin's not here. Peter McCallister: WHAT? Kate McCallister: [laughs then suprised] KEVIN! [faints]
d.		Bad Guy: Your brother. Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: You're... you're looking for my brother? I don't know where he is. He wanted to stay with me, but I told him... Bad Guy: 8 hours, your brother, $15,000. Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: $15,000, my brother, 8 hours. Well, but if... Bad Guy: Your brother... Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: ...my brother... Bad Guy: $15,000, 8 hours. Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: Yeah, okay, but if I can't find my brother, can I give you the $15,000? Do you still need my brother, or...? Bad Guy: 8 hours, your brother, $15,000. Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: All three of those things? Bad Guy: Correct. Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: All three? Bad Guy: Correct.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schizopolis (1996)?
a.		Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: Remember: Be true to your teeth, and they won't be false to you.
b.		Professor Henry Higgins: Eliza, you are to stay here for the next six months learning to speak beautifully, like a lady in a florist's shop. If you work hard and do as you're told, you shall sleep in a proper bedroom, have lots to eat, and money to buy chocolates and go for rides in taxis. But if you are naughty and idle, you shall sleep in the back kitchen amongst the black beetles, and be wolloped by Mrs. Pearce with a broomstick. At the end of six months you will be taken to Buckingham Palace, in a carriage, beautifully dressed. If the king finds out you are not a lady, you will be taken to the Tower of London, where your head will be cut off as a warning to other presumptuous flower girls! But if you are not found out, you shall have a present... of, ah... seven and six to start life with as a lady in a shop. If you refuse this offer, you will be the most ungrateful, wicked girl, and the angels will weep for you.
c.		Tony Montana: Okay Sosa; You wanna fuck with me? You fucking with the best! You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You little cockroaches... come on. You wanna play games? Okay, I play with you; come on. Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
d.		Kara Fallon: Many claim to have seen the face of death... but I have heard Her voice.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schizopolis (1996)?
a.		Hunter Van Pelt: [leveling his gun at Alan] End of the line, Sonny Jim. Game's up. [Sarah runs into the room] Hunter Van Pelt: Start running. Alan Parrish: [pause] No. Hunter Van Pelt: Aren't you afraid? Alan Parrish: I'm terrified. But my father says you should always face what you're afraid of. Hunter Van Pelt: [lowering the gun; chuckling] Good lad. You're finally acting like a man. [again leveling his gun] Hunter Van Pelt: Any last words? [Alan looks down and notices his game piece moving to the end of the board, after which the word "Jumanji" appears] Alan Parrish: [quietly] Jumanji. Hunter Van Pelt: Huh? Alan Parrish: [slightly louder] Jumanji. [Van Pelt cocks his gun... ]
b.		[President Carter on TV] President Carter: -high inflation. What is the solution? [TV cuts to commercial for Luke's yard taking place in Roy's yard] Jeff: You want the solution to inflation? Hi, friends. Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Cars, where we're lowering inflation not only by fighting high prices, not only by murdering high prices, but by blowing the living shit out of high prices. Yessir. Here's an example. It's a 1972 Cadillac Coupe DeVille, for sixty-two ninety-nine. That price is too high. [shoots car] Jeff: Yessir. Here's another one. It's a Lincoln Continental, Mark IV, 1973. It's loaded. It's got air conditioning. It's got a stereo. It's got white-wall radial tires. It's got power steering, power brakes, power seats, power windows. And a price that is just too high. [shoots car] Jeff: Yessir. [Jim appears on car behind him in costume] Jim: YAAAAAAHHHH. Freddie: [on microphone] Look out, Marshall Lucky. It's High Prices. Jeff: Take this, you dirty ol' High Prices. ["shoots" Jim, who puts on a very convincing act] Jim: AHHHH. Ya got me Marshall. Ahhhhh... Jeff: [shocked] Jesus Christ. [winks at screen] Jeff: Yessir, that's New Deal Used Cars... Now wait just a Goddamn minute. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for twenty-four thousand dollars? That's too fucking high. [blows up car with dynamite. Roy watches at home] Roy: You sonova bitch. Jeff: [laughs] Yessir. We blew the shit out of that over-priced motherfucker just the way we blow the shit out of all high prices, down here at New Deal Used Cars. So y'all come on down. Did you hear what I said? New Deal Used Cars. So y'all come on down. Did you hear what I said? [TV cuts back to President] President Carter: I have heard you, with unmistakable clarity... Roy: You sonova bitch. [kicks TV and electrocutes himself]
c.		Dr. Robert Verne: Can these people get help? [Dr. Verne after saving a dieing mutant cub and treating it in a tent at the Indian site referring to some Indian men who are with Hawks] John Hawks: Yes, they can send for help in the village. Dr. Robert Verne: Is there a Newspaper. John Hawks: Yes. Dr. Robert Verne: Tell them to get cameras, the Paper Mill people, and the Sheriff. Dr. Robert Verne: Not the Sheriff. Dr. Robert Verne: Hawks! You have to see the truth. You have more here at stake than I do.
d.		Mrs. Nameless Numberhead Man: Arsenal. Nose army. Elmo Oxygen: Nose army. Beef diaper? Mrs. Nameless Numberhead Man: Nomenclature. Elmo Oxygen: Throbbing dust generation! Mrs. Nameless Numberhead Man: Drum tissue outburst. Elmo Oxygen: Jigsaw. Uh, fragment chief butter. King surgery mind? Mrs. Nameless Numberhead Man: Bunny bucket. Elmo Oxygen: Precision galley sponge. Mrs. Nameless Numberhead Man: Smell sign.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schizopolis (1996)?
a.		Fletcher Munson: Hello! Neighbor: Hello. Fletcher Munson: How are you? Neighbor: Fine. Fletcher Munson: Is your wife coming over tonight? Because her big ass always leaves me satisfied. Neighbor: Nice of you to mention her. She enjoys sex with you much more than she does with me. Fletcher Munson: I'm sure she says that to all the men in the neighborhood. Neighbor: You may be right about that one. Fletcher Munson: I'll see you later. Neighbor: Okay.
b.		Batman: [to Joker] Let her go! The Joker: [holding Rachel out of a window] Very poor choice of words...
c.		The King: Hey, buddy. You're one gutsy racer. Lightning McQueen: Oh, hey, Mr. The King. The King: You got more talent in one lugnut than a lot of cars has got on their whole body. Lightning McQueen: Really? Oh, that -... The King: But you're stupid. Lightning McQueen: Excuse me?
d.		Louise Harrington: What if... you were driving in your car... and you hit a tree and you went flying through the windshield? F. Scott Feinstadt: I guess I would... take all the splintered wood... and the shattered glass and the twisted metal... and I'd mix it with my blood and my guts... and i'd create this giant... mixed media roadkill sculpture.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schizopolis (1996)?
a.		Arlene: Who do you want to hear? Jungle Julia: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich. Arlene: Who? Jungle Julia: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich. Arlene: Who the fuck are they? Jungle Julia: For your information, Pete Townsend, at one point, almost quit The Who. And if he had, he would have ended up in this group, thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich and Pete. And if you ask me, he should have. [flips on the radio to hear "Hold Tight" by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich] Jungle Julia: That's my boy!
b.		Bill Sherman: [sings] Just one girl, only just one girl.
c.		Right Hand Man: Who's that... that moron, the one who used to work in your sector. The one who wears the brown shirt all the time? Fletcher Munson: Oh, Nameless Numberhead Man?
d.		Hadley Wolfmeyer: What kind of a dickhead runs away with his secretary? That is lame, take a right, make a left at pathetic.

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