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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Muppet Treasure Island (1996) - Part (5) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Muppet Treasure Island (1996) - Part (5)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Muppet Treasure Island (1996).

About the movie: The Muppet's twist on the classic tale.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Muppet Treasure Island (1996)?
a.		Jackie Treehorn: Refill? The Dude: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
b.		Darla: I'm a piranha! They live in the Amazon! Dentist: And a piranha is a fish, just like your present!
c.		Dr. Tanga: We don't travel through time, but around it. Do you understand? Pvt. Penn: I don't, but maybe he does. [pointing to Pvt. Philbrick] Pvt. Penn: He has a warped mind.
d.		Long John Silver: Touching reunion, Benjamina. This seems to be your day for renewing old... acquaintances. Benjamina Gunn: Oh! Well... hello, Looooong John. Captain Abraham Smollett: Oh, no! Him too? Benjamina Gunn: Well, if you'd married me...! Captain Abraham Smollett: Well, what does that have to do with it? Benjamina Gunn: I'm a pig! I need commitment! Captain Abraham Smollett: Commitment? [They begin to bicker madly]

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Muppet Treasure Island (1996)?
a.		Mortimer Brewster: What is this? Did everybody in Brooklyn know I was going to get married except me? Martha Brewster: We knew you'd find out about it in time.
b.		[they're in the basket trying to figure out how to get it pulled up to the mountaintop - a rock falls on his head] His Niece: Did it hurt you, uncle? The Great Man: No... how could a rock dropping from a thousand feet hurt your head?
c.		Bladebeak: Dragon a la king. It's such a pleasant change from - -chicken?
d.		Billy Bones: [after opening sequence] Now isn't that a story worth a hearin'? Pig Bar Patron: It was the first dozen times we heard it. Sailor Mug: I'll drink to that.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Muppet Treasure Island (1996)?
a.		Sid Hudgens: He's on a night train to the big adios.
b.		Jane Eyre: Remember, the shadows are just as important as the light.
c.		Polly Lobster: What if Clueless is right? What if it is curse-did. Long John Silver: I'll show you what I think of your curse, you mewling little lily-livered, toffee-hearted little wuss of a crustacean!
d.		[a guard sees Fozzie's hands, which he washed the invisibilty spray off] Female Armed Guard: YOU!... HANDS!... up?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Muppet Treasure Island (1996)?
a.		Col. Zapt: [trying to explain his loyalty to the King, who mistreats him] Rudolf is my King, and I have a feeling about my King.
b.		Angelo Giancarlo: Eh, Frankie... what's this I hear about you brother? Zammeti: He missed three weeks for which Zammeti had his arm broken Angelo Giancarlo: But your OWN Brother Zammeti: Angelo, we live and die by the rules we make. We are men of honor, but honor without respect is a... [thoughtful pause] Zammeti: horseless carriage. Zammeti: [Zammeti leaves] Angelo Giancarlo: [short pause] [Then turns to camera] Angelo Giancarlo: What the fuck does that mean?
c.		Colonel Green: You were an accountant in Montreal? Lieutenant Joyce: Yes, sir. Uh, not really an accountant, sir. That is, I didn't have my charter. Colonel Green: Exactly what did you do? Lieutenant Joyce: Well, sir, I just checked columns and columns of figures which three or four people had checked before me, and then there were other people who checked them after I had checked them. Colonel Green: Sounds a frightful bore. Lieutenant Joyce: Sir, it was a frightful bore.
d.		Benjamina Gunn: Smolly, can it be you? Captain Abraham Smollett: Benjamina. Benjamina Gunn: Hi-yah! [Karate chops Smollett, sends him flying into the gong] Captain Abraham Smollett: [to the gong ringer] Old girlfriend.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Muppet Treasure Island (1996)?
a.		Dick Charleston: [Cutting-room floor-scene of the Charlestons driving through heavy fog to Twain Manor] ... You know something, darling? I smell crime in the air. Dora Charleston: I'm not surprised. You just ran over a small animal. Dick Charleston: Did I? Oh, sorry about that... LOOK OUT! [he slams on the brakes to avoid hitting Tess] Dick Charleston: ... Hello out there! Are you hurt? Tess Skeffington: [exhausted from walking] ... Oh, I'm fine - I just hiked five miles back this way from the gas station. Thank Heavens you saw me when you did. Dick Charleston: Oh yes, I wouldn't want blood on my hands twice in one night. Well, keep to the side of the road. [he drives off, leaving Tess standing there!]
b.		Pecos Bill: We came to say goodbye, Daniel. Daniel Hackett: I knew you would.
c.		Rizzo: [greeting rat tourists into the ship] Alright folks, have your checks made out to Rat Cruises Limited. Remember: We put the "rat" in "pirate".
d.		Malik: Sure, why not? I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack."

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Muppet Treasure Island (1996)?
a.		Walter Lockman: I haven't had ten cent's worth of life! Not a dime! Believe me!
b.		Harry: [about his Cadillac] This baby can go! I told your mother how much it cost and she shit a cat! If only she knew how much it really set me back.
c.		Billy Bones: [in response to Gonzo's smart remark] It ain't no jokin' matter, hose nose!
d.		Senator Kelly: [on registering mutants] We must know who they are, and above all, what they can do.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Muppet Treasure Island (1996)?
a.		Jefferson Jasper Berk: Miss Bond? I have never levitated a mobile librarian before. Miss May Dooley: Have you ever levitated a dance instructor? Jefferson Jasper Berk: Yes, but that's a long story.
b.		Val: Agador, why aren't you wearing your shoes? Agador: [manly voice] I do not wear the shoes... because... they make me fall down.
c.		Ernie: Dying is something you have no control over. Why waste your life being afraid of it?
d.		Mr. Samuel Erroll: Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight. Captain Abraham Smollett: I didn't say that. Mr. Samuel Erroll: I was just paraphrasing.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Muppet Treasure Island (1996)?
a.		Robert Grant: I will give you one week paid vacation if you go running out of this office crying. Consuelo: [Consuelo starts up tears] Hoo hoo hoo hoo. Ahhhhh.
b.		Bubba Mabry: The King's phone number! That's going in my Roladex under "K"... for Awesome.
c.		[Trelawney tosses brandy out the window; screams; two annoyed rats appear at the window] Rat with Pipe: You wanna knock it off with the booze? It's peeling the paint off of the shuffleboard court.
d.		Dovchenko: You can get us into that building, yes? Indiana Jones: Drop dead. [Dovchenko slaps Indy across his face] Indiana Jones: I'm sorry. I meant drop dead, comrade.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Muppet Treasure Island (1996)?
a.		Mark David Chapman: You were taking pictures. Paul: Right here. Mark David Chapman: Did you take one of me and John? Did you? Did you? Paul: I think I might have. Mark David Chapman: Oh my God. Oh my God. I'd do anything for that picture. I'll pay you fifty dollars for it. Paul: Okay man, relax.
b.		Captain Abraham Smollett: Bejamina, I just want you to know that I'm sorry. Benjamina Gunn: Sorry? No, no, sorry doesn't cut it. You left me standing at the ALTAR! Captain Abraham Smollett: I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet. Benjamina Gunn: You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet. My mother came all the way from France! I was wearing her white lace dress! The cake was filled with lemon CUSTARD!
c.		Sushi Bar Assistant: [Japanese] What'd ya want? The Bride: [English] I beg your pardon? Hattori Hanzo: [English] Oh..."drink" [makes drinking motion with hand] The Bride: [English] Oh, yes, a bottle of warm sake please. Hattori Hanzo: [English] Warm sake? VERY GOOD. Hattori Hanzo: [Japanese] One warm sake. Sushi Bar Assistant: [Japanese] Sake? In the middle of the day? Hattori Hanzo: [Japanese] Day, night, afternoon, who gives a damn? Get the sake! Sushi Bar Assistant: [Japanese] How come I always have to get the sake? You listen well... for thirty years, you make the fish, I get the sake. If this were the military, I'd be General by now! Hattori Hanzo: [Japanese] Oh, so you'd be General, huh? If you were General, I'd be Emperor, and you'd STILL get the sake! So shut up and get the sake! Hattori Hanzo: [English] Do you understand?
d.		Cat: What are you doing here? Clay Boone: Looking for you. Cat: But you're an outlaw. Clay Boone: Sure am! Got a price on my head! Cat: Shh... Clay Boone: Twenty five dollars for Jed, thirty five dollars for me. Ha ha! Jed: I want to thank you ma'am for all your help with my nephew and I.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Muppet Treasure Island (1996)?
a.		Michael Oher: It's nice, I never had one before. Leigh Anne Touhy: What, a room to yourself? Michael Oher: A bed.
b.		James Williams: Damn girl! I like you already!
c.		Jim Hawkins: Welcome aboard, Captain Smollet. Mr. Samuel Erroll: And welcome to your lady pig friend.
d.		[first lines] Joan Lunden: Robin Williger. He is a 15 year old freshman from Racine, Wisconsin. He enjoys studying history; he's on the debate team. Robin's future looked very, very bright. But recently he was diagnosed with cancer, a very tough kind of cancer. Robin tells me he has quit smoking, though, and he no longer thinks that cigarettes are "cool."