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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Safe Men (1998) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Safe Men (1998) Quiz
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About the movie:
Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Safe Men (1998)?
a.
Short Round
: I'm very little! You cheat very big!
b.
Wendell Sonny Lawson
: [
trying to drown
] I want to live. I want to live.
c.
Eddie
: Sam this man is in the mafia, he's not going to let us off the hook if we give him a fucking basket of sundry goods
SAm
: Oh, but he's in the Jewish mafia, I'm sure that's more of like a club than a criminal organization
d.
George
: I put a gun to my father's head once. Ever think like that? He was passed out. Had just been yelling at my mom over nothing. Under-cooked meat. I went to my room, I held the barrel right up to his ear, and then I chickened out again. Of course it was a BB gun but still it would have hurt like hell.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Safe Men (1998)?
a.
Bernie
: I know that daughter I tried to set Veal Chop on a date with her.
Veal Chop
: I tried to put my tongue in her mouth and she punched me in the penis.
b.
[
the Ghostbusters have been committed to a mental hospital
]
Ray
: As I explained before, we think the spirit of a 17th century Moldavian tyrant is alive and well in a painting at the Manhattan Museum of Art.
Psychiatrist
: Uh-huh, and are there any other paintings in the museum with bad spirits in them?
Egon
: You're wasting valuable time. He's drawing strength from a psychomagnotheric slime flow that's been collecting under the city.
Psychiatrist
: Yes, tell me about the slime.
Winston
: It's very potent stuff. We made a toaster dance with it. [
motions to Peter
]
Winston
: And a bathtub tried to eat his friend's baby.
Psychiatrist
: A bathtub?
Peter Venkman
: [
with his head buried in his arms in despair
] Don't look at me. I think these people are completely nuts.
c.
Sexy Gentern #1, Sexy Gentern #2
: Genterns, let's secure that final skin graft and stat!
d.
Paul Manning
: Do all married guys do it Ed?
Ed Stander
: No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Safe Men (1998)?
a.
Big Ethel
: [
pleading with Sylvia to give up her fixation on oral sex
] You'll get a yeast infection!
b.
Williams
: Ghettoes are the same all over the world. They stink.
c.
Grimes
: Throw down two saddles. [
to Audra
]
Grimes
: You're comin' with us.
Audra Favor
: No, I think I'll stay here.
Grimes
: You will be all right.
Audra Favor
: I'll be *all right* here.
Grimes
: One way or another, you're comin' with us.
d.
Sam
: Sweet 'stache.
Frank
: Thanks, bro.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Safe Men (1998)?
a.
Maggot
: If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you'd lost your mind!
b.
Jack Sparrow
: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
c.
Veal Chop
: Are you psyched to become a man?
Little Big Fat
: I don't know.
d.
Bernie Focker
: You kids wanna pick your nose and flick your boogers? Do it!
Pam Focker
: Hey, Bernie!
Bernie Focker
: But do it only when it's dry. Don't do a wet one.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Safe Men (1998)?
a.
Sam
: [
to Hannah
] Remember me? I tried robbing your house... and you caught me.
b.
Joey
: We could have just drank our way through this shit, but you wouldn't let it go. You were right, we have to find out what happened.
c.
Udesky
: If we split up, I'm going with you guys.
d.
Sidney Wang
: Oh, there, voice come from cow on wall...
Lionel Twain
: Moose, moose you imbecile!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Safe Men (1998)?
a.
Hannah
: You may find this hard to believe, but I find your fake ass kind of silly.
b.
John McCabe
: All you've cost me so far is money and pain...
John McCabe
: Pain, pain, pain...
c.
Jensen Ames
: Why don't you wear a number, Coach?
Coach
: Because I'm not a prisoner. I qualified for parole three years ago. Got as far as the gate. They got a name for it: something-or-another syndrome. Simple fact is, world's changed since I've been in here. Don't know what, don't much want to. But this... this I know.
Jensen Ames
: What did they sent you away for?
Coach
: Oh, plenty... and nothing.
d.
[
the movie now segues through the library from the end of "The Wind In the Willows" to the start of "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow"
]
Narrator
: Yeah, J. Thaddeus, quite a lad. Speaking of fabulous characters, England has produced a bumper crop of them. But don't forget, over here in the colonies, we've managed to come up with a few of our own. How about Paul Bunyan, Pecos Bill, Johnny Appleseed, Black Bart, Davy Crockett, Daniel Boone and, of course, the one and only Ichabod Crane. Old Ichy, if you recall, was the country schoolmaster dreamed up by Washington Irving. Oh, he had a way with the yarn, good Mr. Irving. [
the "Sleepy Hollow" portion of the movie starts
]
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Safe Men (1998)?
a.
Henry
: Pardon me. Sorry to interrupt, but I notice we were both eating alone and I thought perhaps I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi for your waffle house?
Lucy
: Oh, that would be nice, but I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry.
Henry
: You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?
Lucy
: No. I'm not.
Henry
: What's his name then?
Lucy
: Ringo.
Henry
: Is his last name, Starr?
Lucy
: No. McCartney.
b.
John Bender
: YOU ARE A BITCH.
Claire Standish
: Why? 'Cause I'm telling the truth, that makes me a bitch?
John Bender
: NO. 'Cause you know how shitty that is to do someone, and you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends and tell them you're gonna like who you wanna like.
c.
Don Juan
: It seems to me Your Grace is preparing for war.
Duke de Lorca
: Does the idea frighten you?
Don Juan
: Frankly it does. I'm by nature a peaceful man, Your Grace. It's true I've done some fighting in my time, but it's usually been for something worthwhile like, uh, a beautiful woman. To risk your skin for a piece of extra ground - that is terrifying!
d.
Frank
: (on the phone with Hannah) I'm wearing a mustache now. It's growin' in real good.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Safe Men (1998)?
a.
Chazz
: You know this is how I rolled when you met me.
Sam
: No, when I met you, you were a great figure skater. Now you're just getting stoned with the Woodland Fairies.
b.
Inspector John Becker
: [
Lassiter is identificated after a police line up
] Alright. Rudolph Valentino stays. Everybody else, get out.
c.
Sam
: He's in the Jewish Mafia. It's probably more like a club than an organization.
d.
Axel Foley
: Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Safe Men (1998)?
a.
Jen
: The prophecy didn't say anything about this!
Kira
: Prophets don't know everything!
b.
Dirk
: Yeah, well this is imported Italian nylon.
c.
Veal Chop
: [
talking to Same and Eddie about Hannah
] I tried to put my tongue in her mouth and she punched me in the penis.
d.
Mr. Brown
: If they take you to police headquarters, shoot yourself in the head. It'll make everything a lot simpler.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Safe Men (1998)?
a.
Samuel
: I have to wear a fake fuckin' ass over my ass!
b.
[
first lines
]
Father Lang
: Fay? You OK?
Fay Grim
: I'm afraid.
Father Lang
: Why? Has something happened?
Fay Grim
: I'm afraid for my son... He's fourteen.
Father Lang
: Boys have been known to survive that, Fay.
Fay Grim
: I'm afraid he'll grow up to be... well, like his father.
c.
Dr. Sweet
: Of course, it's been my experience, when you hit bottom, the only place left to go is up.
Milo
: Who told you that?
Dr. Sweet
: A fellow by the name of Thaddeus Thatch.
d.
Dennis Wallace
: Well, um, sometimes, the coach calles me ''Crazy Legs''.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates
: Ooh... DOES HE?
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