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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : One-Eyed Jacks (1961) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : One-Eyed Jacks (1961) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : One-Eyed Jacks (1961)

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About the movie: Running from the law after a bank robbery in Mexico, Dad Longworth finds an opportunity to take the stolen gold and leave his partner Rio to be captured...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One-Eyed Jacks (1961)?
a.		Gloria Swenson: ...Had to shoot me with a Magnum!
b.		C-3PO: His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. Han Solo: Good, I hate long waits. C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac. Han Solo: Doesn't sound so bad. C-3PO: In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years. Han Solo: On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?
c.		Bob: What about Longworth? Rio: Nothin' about him. In the mornin' I'll kill him and then we'll rob that bank.
d.		[In the car after the baseball game, Kevin is singing "The Diarrhea Song" while Taylor laughs] Kevin Buckman: When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're driving in your Chevy and your pants are feeling heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea. Karen: Kevin, honey, where did you learn that song? Kevin Buckman: Last summer at camp, Mom. Gil: Ah, that was money well spent. Justin, Taylor, Kevin Buckman: When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One-Eyed Jacks (1961)?
a.		Gil: Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.
b.		Lazar: [turning around to face the camp] Halt who goes there! Tuvia Bielski: Lazar, i'm coming from the camp, you only say that to people going towards the camp! The Danger is out there, not in here!
c.		Phil Davis: [Buying train tickets] Uh, I don't seem to have any cash. Bob Wallace: Where'd you leave that? In your snood?
d.		Deputy Lon Dedrick: You ain't gettin' no older than tomorrow.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One-Eyed Jacks (1961)?
a.		Countess: Hello, tall, dark and handsome. Mark Kendall: Me?
b.		Peter: How's it going Jack. [Jack takes a drink from his flask] Peter: You know... it's none of my business, but... I've learned that the "hair of the dog" saying really doesn't hold much water. Jack: You know, you're right, Pete. It's none of your damn business.
c.		Bob: We brought you along because you're supposed to be the big man with the iron; but I think now I could even out pull you. Rio: You're probably right, Bob. You probably could put six in me by the time I put that one into you.
d.		Nacho: My life is good. Real good.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One-Eyed Jacks (1961)?
a.		Carl Fredricksen: [after his house hits a cliff and shatters a window] I am nobody's master, got it? I don't want you here [points his cane at Dug] Carl Fredricksen: and I don't want you here! [points it at Kevin] Carl Fredricksen: I'm stuck with you [addressing Russell] Carl Fredricksen: , but if you two don't clear out of here by the time I count to three... Dug: Oh! A Ball! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! A Ball! [whines] Carl Fredricksen: Ball? [chuckles] Carl Fredricksen: You want it, boy? Dug: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Carl Fredricksen: Huh? Huh? Dug: Yes, I do! I so ever do want the ball! Carl Fredricksen: Go get it! [throws the ball] Dug: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! I will go get it and then bring it back! [runs off]
b.		Rachel Jansen: Oh, come on, Peter. I can see your vagina from here!
c.		Oscar Novak: I'm Batman.
d.		Bob: This is part that's goin' to tickle you; the sheriff in that town is named Dad Longworth.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One-Eyed Jacks (1961)?
a.		The Beatnik: Don't bite! Pain hurts.
b.		Sir Frederick Bruce: The Chinese have a strange way of finding out things that we miss.
c.		Longworth: You've been tryin' to get yourself hung for the last fifteen years Kid. This time I think you might have made it.
d.		Kate: I mean the kind of love between one man and one woman. Luc: It is not a very interesting question. It is a question of a little girl who still believes in fairy tales.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One-Eyed Jacks (1961)?
a.		Puss: These boots will change our lives, Master.
b.		Captain Ramius: I miss the peace of fishing like when I was a boy. Forty years I've been at sea. A war at sea. A war with no battles, no monuments... only casualties. I widowed her the day I married her. My wife died while I was at sea, you know.
c.		Fast Eddie: Fats, you can't run out on me! Minnesota Fats: You watch me.
d.		[Longworth has tied up and whipped Rio] Rio: You better kill me. Longworth: No, there's no need for that. [smashes Rio's gun hand with a shotgun butt] Longworth: Your gun days are over. Put him on a horse.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One-Eyed Jacks (1961)?
a.		Deputy Lon Dedrick: You got a lot of guts, ain't you kid? Rio: You're the one with the gut Lon.
b.		Traci: You just went from btard to ithead.
c.		Capt. Flynn: Say, do you suspect any of the people who were present when she died? Charlie Chan: Suspect everyone on general principle.
d.		Grandma: Part of living is meeting tragedy and rising above it. A woman doesn't amount to anything unless she can do it. It takes a long while to learn that that's true. Johnny Jones: Thank you for telling me.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One-Eyed Jacks (1961)?
a.		Bob: [referring to Rio's busted gun hand] It's been six weeks. That hand ain't gettin' no better. I say we lay for Longworth with shotguns and then go rob that bank. Rio: Ambushin' folks ain't exactly my style, Bob. Bob: I'd say your style's gettin' a bit slow. We brought you along because you're supposed to be the big man with the iron; but now, I think I could even out pull you. Rio: [Putting his hand on his gun butt] You're probably right, Bob. You probably could get six into me by the time I get that one into you.
b.		Midget: I can't shoot ball like Michael Jordan can... but that's alright, though, you know? I'm also gay.
c.		Donald: Well, the only problem is, I can't make love to a woman, unless I eat her
d.		Cornelius Hackl: I've lost everything: my job, my future, everything people think is important, but I don't care - because even if I have to dig ditches for the rest of my life, I shall be a ditch-digger who once had a wonderful day.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One-Eyed Jacks (1961)?
a.		Westley: Can you move at all? Buttercup: Move? You're alive. If you want I can fly.
b.		Brandon: I stand there and I wait all day for a little girl like you to come in and put her precious nail polished nails all over the exhibit.
c.		Ellen Morgan: Meg needs to be with young people like Nath. You can't condemn her to loneliness.
d.		Rio: You may be a one eyed jack around here, but I've seen the other side of your face.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One-Eyed Jacks (1961)?
a.		Louisa: You think that to kill him, will make you a man? Rio: Well, I don't know 'bout that. But I know that I thought about him every day for five years. And that was the only thing that kept me going.
b.		Zack Brown: I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver!
c.		Carly Marshall: I suppose we all have to grow old someday. I just don't think you got to look bad in the process.
d.		Bob Morales: Look Rosie, you're not my wife. Quit being such a drag. What the shit's eating you anyway? Rosie Morales: I'm pregnant. Rosie Morales: Well aren't you gonna say anything? Bob Morales: What's there to say? It's not my first. Or my last.

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