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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Dallas (1950) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Dallas (1950) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Dallas (1950).
About the movie:
A former Confederate officer hunting for an outlaw who wronged him finds him in Dallas, but now as a wealthy, respectable citizen.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dallas (1950)?
a.
Judge Harper
: Dallas will be run by Federal law, not mob rule. We're not wild westerners. We're facing east and that's our future. We intend to build industries here, and culture. Dallas will raise people, not cows.
Blayde Hollister
: If your carpetbag riffraff doesn't choke it to death in her cradle.
b.
[
in reference to Martha's land
]
Vicky Anderson
: If I owned a piece of property like this and I kicked the bucket, my parents would start building condos on it on the way home from the funeral!
c.
Phido the Vulture
: Ya miss me? [
Zig Zag swats him so he's forced away by several feet
]
Phido the Vulture
: AHH! Call the Humane Society.
d.
Daskal
: Your insubordination has gotten you demoted from intelligence to rescue operations to this tank. Your next stop is prison.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dallas (1950)?
a.
Flo
: You'd get your pockets picked in a graveyard!
b.
TV Producer
: We're trying to get a word here with Brad Phillips, organizer of the race. Brad, tell me, your race has been called an outlaw sporting event. Do you have any comment on that?
Brad Phillips
: Well, the police and safety officals around the country get upset because our drivers tend to exceed the speed limits.
TV Producer
: Are you saying you're promoting illegality?
Brad Phillips
: Well, no, no. I didn't say that.
c.
Eugene
: She saw me on the crapper! Nora saw me on the crapper! I might as well be dead!
d.
Ebenezer
: Who is that? The doctor?
Mrs. Dilber
: The undertaker.
Ebenezer
: You don't believe in letting the grass grow under your feet, do you?
The Undertaker
: Ours is a very competitive profession, sir.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dallas (1950)?
a.
Ivan Ooze
: I'm going to recruit the parents of Angel Grove!
Goldar
: No offense, boss, but they might find you a little disgusting.
Ivan Ooze
: Well, I suppose you'd be the experts on that.
b.
[
Spider-Man takes Norman Osborn's body to his home and places him on his bed. Unfortunately, Harry discovers him...
]
Harry Osborn
: What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? [
He grabs a gun from a drawer, but finds Spider-Man gone...
]
c.
Jesus
: You are my friends. And there is no greater love than for a man to lay down his life for his friends.
d.
U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby
: But Marshal! This - this outlaw; if you don't arrest him, I shall!
Wild Bill Hickok
: Outlaw? Let me tell you something, son. This ain't Boston. We had a war down here and you'll find men in high offices who are thieves and cutthroats. You'll find others who are branded outlaws that are only fighting for what's their own. There's those known as bad men and those as are bad men. You better learn to tell the difference!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dallas (1950)?
a.
[
Ben and Sadie dip into Sadie's apartment for sex. The scene immediately cuts to Reverend Frank
]
Reverend Frank
: [
to the audience
] You didn't actually think I was going to let you watch that, did you?
b.
Wild Bill Hickok
: Marshal, I'm glad I met you while you were still with us. You're going to be the shortest lived marshal on record.
c.
Receptionist
: This is a sex clinic, we don't deal with the finished product here.
d.
Lester Burnham
: [
narrating
] That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dallas (1950)?
a.
Stacy
: Skip called me ''bro''!
Kathy Alva
: Skip called you ''bro''?
Stacy
: Yeah, he said ''bro''!
Kathy Alva
: No, he didn't.
Stacy
: Yes, he did. He said ''you look hungry, bro''.
Kathy Alva
: He said ''you look hungry, bro''?
Stacy
: Yes, totally!
Kathy Alva
: Skip Engbloom doesn't call anybody ''bro''. [
laughs
]
b.
[
from trailer
]
Alan Bradley
: Sam, I was paged last night. [
holds up the pager for Sam to see
]
Alan Bradley
: The page came from your dad's office at the arcade. That number's been disconnected for twenty years!
c.
Dr. Conrad Zimsky
: M.A.D. Mutually Assured Destruction. A perfect acronym if ever there was one.
Dr. Josh Keyes
: Beautiful.
d.
U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby
: I should have taken you straight to a doctor.
Blayde Hollister
: That's how you lost Bull Run, Yankee. Letting the enemy know your casualties.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dallas (1950)?
a.
U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby
: [
after seeing the Marlow's office in town
] Well, let's apprehend them!
Blayde Hollister
: Never launch an attack, Yankee, until yuh know the tactical situation.
U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby
: You learned that at Vicksburg, Rebel?
Blayde Hollister
: Foreigner, I'll make it simple so you can understand. [
Looking toward the saloon
]
Blayde Hollister
: The best place to reconnoiter is where the barleycorn flows!
b.
Miss Hawaii
: Oh I know and it's an honor to have made it this far, I mean especially when you come from such a small state,
Cheryl "Rhode Island"
: Oh that's so true. Us Rhode Islanders...
Miss Hawaii
: Umm I wasn't finished. Did it sound like I was finished?
Cheryl "Rhode Island"
: I'm sorry. I,
Karen "New York"
: Ay Dios, what are you apologizing to her for? She's obviously been drinking too much Coppertone.
c.
Bridget Jones
: I read that you should never go out with someone if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
Mark Darcy
: And can you think of three?
Bridget Jones
: Yes.
Mark Darcy
: Which are?
Bridget Jones
: First off, I embarrass you. I can't ski, I can't ride, I can't speak Latin , my legs only come up to here and yes I will always be just a little bit fat. And you, you fold your underpants before you go to bed!
Mark Darcy
: No, hang on! That-that can't be a reason.
Bridget Jones
: No, it's not a reason! But you're not perfect either! You look down your nose at absolutely everyone and you're incapable of doing anything spontaneous or potentially affectionate. [
pause
]
Bridget Jones
: It feels like you're waiting to find someone in the VIP room who's- who's so fantastic, just the way she is, that you don't need to fix her.
Mark Darcy
: Bridget, this is mad.
Bridget Jones
: And perhaps you thought you found her. [
long pause
]
Bridget Jones
: Do you *want* to marry me? [
awkward silence
]
Mark Darcy
: Look- I...
Bridget Jones
: You see, you can never muster the strength, to fight for me. [
long silence. Mark opens his mouth and closes it again. Bridget walks out
]
d.
David Wilkerson
: Some of you are so blind that you're heading for a ditch and you don't even know it.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dallas (1950)?
a.
Jake Gittes
: How do you like them apples?
b.
Blayde Hollister
: [
after hearing Weatherby's in love with Tonia
] You ain't all Boston!
U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby
: What do you mean by that?
Blayde Hollister
: Codfish ain't known for warm blood!
c.
[
Rabbit's car has just shorted out, the group is standing on the street while Rabbit is fixing the car
]
Sol
: I ain't gettin' back in that piece of shit... it's a death trap.
d.
Miss Inch
: Congratulations. In the history of this camp, that was the most infamous, the most disgusting, the most revolting display of hooliganism we have ever had.
Miss Grunecker
: Rolling around like hooligans in front of our guests.
Miss Inch
: And worst of all, two sisters who should be setting a good example.
Susan Evers
: We're not sisters!
Sharon McKendrick
: I've never seen HER before in my life.
Miss Inch
: They are! Aren't they?
Miss Grunecker
: No ma'am. Just look-alikes.
Miss Inch
: An amazing resemblance.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dallas (1950)?
a.
Leigh Ann Watson
: What's the matter Mrs. Tingle? Getting scared yourself?
Mrs. Tingle
: Oh no! Ms. Watson, things are just starting to get fun.
b.
Tonia Robles
: Do you know what Texas means? It's an Indian word for friends. It's a big land with room for everyone. And you could be a part of it in time.
c.
Ron Burgundy
: [
playing jazz flute
] Little Ham 'n Eggs comin' at ya, hold on people hope ya got your griddles...
d.
Dimitri Mishkin
: Good morning, Mr. Bond. Sit. I'm Defense Minister Dimitri Mishkin. So, by what means shall we execute you, Commander Bond?
James Bond
: What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.
Dimitri Mishkin
: Your sense of humour does not sway me, Commander, I'm sorry. Where is the GoldenEye?
James Bond
: I assumed you had it.
Dimitri Mishkin
: I have an English spy, a Severnaya programmer and a helicopter stolen...
James Bond
: ...or at least that's what some traitor in your government wanted it to look like.
Dimitri Mishkin
: Who was behind your attack on Severnaya?
James Bond
: WHO HAD THE AUTHORIZATION CODES?
Dimitri Mishkin
: RUSIIA MAY HAVE CHANGED BUT THE PENALTY FOR TERRORISM IS STILL DEATH!
James Bond
: AND WHAT'S THE PENALTY FOR TREASON?
Natalya Simonova
: Oh, Stop it both of you! Stop it! You're like boys with toys!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dallas (1950)?
a.
Natalie
: Oh! [
making bird noise
]
Natalie
: It's a sitta pygmaya. A pygmy nuthatch! They only live in one place. CARMEL!
b.
Jacki
: A murderer, a rapist and a dyke go into a tattoo parlor...
c.
U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby
: Now these are orders, Mr. Hickok. Your patriotic duty demands that...
Wild Bill Hickok
: Sonny, there are duty scars all over my hide. From now on, folks are going to buy tickets just to look at 'em on a stage in a theater.
U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby
: You mean you're going to be an actor?
Wild Bill Hickok
: Why not? You're what marshaling has petered down to.
d.
Brom
: That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dallas (1950)?
a.
Brant Marlow
: How's he gonna pay us the money he owes us if we keep topping off his herd?
Will Marlow
: I don't buy mortgages to get paid back. I buy them to foreclose.
b.
[
Jack the monkey is fired from a cannon into the Flying Dutchman, landing on a creature attacking Will
]
Will Turner
: Thank you, Jack!
c.
Gandalf
: Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, *Steward*.
Denethor
: The rule of Gondor is mine! And no other's!
d.
Potter
: Brave men run in my family.
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