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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Jingle All the Way (1996) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Jingle All the Way (1996) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Jingle All the Way (1996).
About the movie:
A harried father decides to dream the impossible dream, to get that year's hot toy for his son just before Christmas Day.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jingle All the Way (1996)?
a.
Howard Langston
: You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy conmen in red suits.
Mall Santa
: What did you call us?
Howard Langston
: You heard me right. Conmen. Thieves. Degenerates. Low-lifes. Thugs. Criminals!
Mall Santa
: At the North Pole them are fighting words, Partner.
b.
Chris Nielsen
: I need Annie.
Albert
: That'll change in time.
Chris Nielsen
: Oh, come on Einstein ! Time's not on my watch anymore. Time does not exist here. And wherever it went, it's not going to make me need Annie any less.
c.
Agatha
: Is this now?
d.
[
Eve Teschmacher & Luthor are in a balloon over the arctic, after escaping the penetentiary & leaving Otis behind
]
Eve Teschmacher
: Lex, how could you do that to Otis?
Lex Luthor
: What else is ballast for?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jingle All the Way (1996)?
a.
Howard Langston
: Jamie, let me talk to your mother.
Jamie Langston
: She's next door pettin' Ted.
b.
Ian Miller
: May I please date your daughter?
Gus Portokalos
: NO!
c.
Wendy
: Do you know how I got my reputation?
Pee Wee
: How?
Wendy
: In the 8th grade, I didn't know anything. A bunch of guys wanted to get me to go skinny dipping, I didn't want to but I didn't care if they did so I just watched. I thought it was funny, flopping around...the next day I was a slut, the original mattress-back.
d.
Gibson - Camaro Team
: [
their Camaro is running hot
] Jeez, can't we turn off the heater?
Ace Preston
: Either the engine gets hot, or we get hot!
Gibson - Camaro Team
: Well, I'm about to have a stroke!
Ace Preston
: A stroke? I should be so lucky!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jingle All the Way (1996)?
a.
Jerry Conlaine
: Come back to bed, you guys. I'm freezing.
Tom Marshall
: Not until he puts Jabba back in his Hut!
b.
Turbo Man
: It's Turbo time!
c.
Corky St. Clair
: I got off that boat with nothing but my dancers belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!
d.
Dr. Emery Forrest
: But to take a stranger, a man injured in an accident, and give him a full inoculation of that serum.
Dr. Morgan Chambers
: Yes, I'd almost forgotten about him. So much could fail if he should remember and tell someone what he knows about us. There's nothing else left but to-...
Dr. Emery Forrest
: You're not going to kill him!
Dr. Morgan Chambers
: You think he still wants to live after what he's become? It would be an act of charity.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jingle All the Way (1996)?
a.
[
Boog has just found out that he's in the woods
]
Boog
: Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!
b.
[
Howard is trying to reach his wife on the phone, but Ted is over and answers
]
Howard Langston
: Can I talk to my wife?
Ted
: I think she is in the shower Howard, do you want me to check?
Howard Langston
: NO!
c.
Bob Redding
: How's your head?
Elvira
: I haven't had any complaints yet.
d.
Alexander
: [
quoting Book 20 of the Iliad
] "... thus beneath great-hearted Achilles his whole-hooved horses trampled corpses and shields together, and with blood all the axletree below was sprinkled, for blood-drops from the horses' hooves splashed them, and blood-drops from the tires of the wheels, for the son of Peleus pressed on to win glory, flecking with gore his irresistible hands."
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jingle All the Way (1996)?
a.
Myron Larabee
: [
Myron is tackled
] That's my ball! Rodney King! Rodney King!
b.
Early Grayce
: What is that?
Adele Corners
: That's Lucy. Hey, that's mine.
Early Grayce
: Adele, what kind of cuckoo-brain carries a cactus in her purse? Huh?
Adele Corners
: I don't know.
Early Grayce
: Straighten up.
Adele Corners
: Oh Jesus, Early, they look kinda weird.
Early Grayce
: Will you just smile and let me do the talking.
Adele Corners
: How many times are you going to tell me that?
Early Grayce
: As many times it takes, Adele.
c.
Latigo
: This your office?
Doc Schultz
: I doctor pack mules, too. If you got a pain in the ass, you come see Doc Schultz.
d.
Becky
: Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jingle All the Way (1996)?
a.
Jamie
: I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move and the boomerang shooter and his rock'n roller jet pack and the realistic voice activator that says 5 different phrases including, "It's Turbo time!" Accessories sold separately. Batteries not included.
b.
Hallie
: [
playing poker with Annie at camp
] I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll make you a little deal: *loser* jumps into the lake after the game.
Annie
: Excellent.
Hallie
: Butt naked.
Annie
: Even more excellent. Start unzipping, Parker. [
revealing her hand to Hallie
]
Annie
: Straight, in diamonds.
Hallie
: You're good James... but... you're just not good enough. [
revealing her hand to Annie
]
Hallie
: In your honor, a royal flush.
c.
Igor
: I always wanted to be an evil scientist. Unfortunately the hunch on my back was a one-way ticket to Igor School. I majored in Talking With A Slur and graduated with a Yes Masters Degree.
d.
Vincent
: Get her the shot!
Lance
: I will if you let me.
Vincent
: I ain't fuckin' stopping you!
Lance
: Well, then quit talking to me, talk to her.
Vincent
: Get the shot!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jingle All the Way (1996)?
a.
"Cucumber" Frank de Marco
: [
Tony has shot Frank after discovering he was sleeping with his mistress
] I loved you like a father
Tony 'The Tiger' Russo
: You disappointed the shit out of me.
b.
Eleanor Miller
: [
feeding the baby Penguin on their way to Antartica
] Just one little bite for auntie Eleanor. [
the baby penguin lets out a weak chirp
]
Janette Miller
: He's getting worse!
Brittany Miller
: What can we do?
Eleanor Miller
: [
wetting a rag and places it on the baby penguins head
] He needs his mommy, Brittany. She'll know what to do.
c.
[
first lines
]
Paul Stanton
: Hey man, let's get out of here.
Robin Stanton
: School is out.
James Stanton
: What's up, little brother? I gotta catch up with the twins.
Gwen Stanton
: Hi Will.
Will Stanton
: Come on, Gwen. Let's go.
d.
Myron Larabee
: Ta-ta, Turtleman!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jingle All the Way (1996)?
a.
[
Finding out that they are going to get a divorce
]
Oliver Rose
: And you better get yourself a damn good lawyer!
Barbara Rose
: Best your money can buy!
b.
Darcy
: [
narration
] See, people's brains are basically oysters, all mucus-ey and gross... but there is always a grain of sand inside, trying to annoy the oyster into making a pearl...
Darcy
: [
narration
] ... and not a bogus pearl, either... one with some value, one with some weight... [
amongst the post-it notes on the refrigerator, one reads: HAVE A CHILD
]
Darcy
: [
narration
] ...the kind you cast before swine.
Leila Sweet
: Come on, Paxil.
Darcy
: [
narration
] Of course, there is such a thing as a false pearl.
c.
Myron Larabee
: As if I didn't have enough trouble, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy. Some fruity robot named Turtle-Man.
Howard Langston
: It's Turbo Man. My son wants one too.
d.
Capt. Bart Mancuso
: How did you know that his next turn would be to starboard?
Jack Ryan
: I didn't. I had a 50/50 chance. I needed a break. Sorry.
Capt. Bart Mancuso
: That's all right, Mr Ryan. My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on Playmate of the Month.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jingle All the Way (1996)?
a.
Myron Larabee
: I'll know if you move 'cause I have the ears of a snake!
b.
Megamind
: [
disguised as Metro Man
] If you know what's good for you, Titan, you'll stay out of Metrocity!
Titan
: Got it!
Megamind
: For good!
c.
Frank Stark
: We give you love and affection, don't we? Well, then, what is it? Was it because we went to that party? Well, you know what kind of drunken brawls those kind of parties turn into. It's not a place for kids.
Mrs. Carol Stark
: A minute ago, you said you didn't care if he drinks.
Mrs. Stark, Jim's grandmother
: He said a little drink.
Jim Stark
: You're tearing me apart!
Mrs. Carol Stark
: [
shocked
] What?
Jim Stark
: You, you say one thing, he says another, and everybody changes back again!
Mrs. Carol Stark
: That's a fine way to behave!
Mrs. Stark, Jim's grandmother
: Well, you know who he takes after.
d.
[
last lines
]
Po
: We have a legend. It tells of a man who comes far from the oceans and save us from great danger.
Nick
: Really?
Po
: No. But I'm working on it.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jingle All the Way (1996)?
a.
Mrs. Wellington
: [
Christopher writes something on a check
] Fa you?
Christopher Tracy
: Tell him it's Chinese.
b.
Sgt. Elias
: Barnes believes in what he's doing.
Chris Taylor
: And you?
Sgt. Elias
: Back in '65? Yeah. Now, no. What happened today is just the beginning. We're gonna lose this war.
c.
Wesley
: [
while being chased by Cross
] He's fucking persistent, you know?
d.
Myron Larabee
: How about these stupid letters from kids to Santa at the North Pole: "Dear Santa, Can you send me a bike and a slinky?" No! Your father's been laid off!
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