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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mr. Woodcock (2007) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mr. Woodcock (2007) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mr. Woodcock (2007)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Mr. Woodcock (2007).

About the movie: Taken aback by his mother's wedding announcement, a young man returns home in an effort to stop her from marrying his old high school gym teacher, a man who made high school hell for generations of students.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Woodcock (2007)?
a.		Jerry Day: Nice ham. Toni Carstairs Day: You said that in Vienna. Jerry Day: Not about ham. That was wiener schnitzel. I distinctly remember arguing the relationship of a cow to a calf. Toni Carstairs Day: Jerry, you're an idiot. Jerry Day: You said that in Vienna. Toni Carstairs Day: And London and Rome and a few other places.
b.		Gordon Brewer: Hey, sell me your pass so I can work the zone. Armstrong: Would you stick a sock in it "Jolly Green"? I'm just a wrench for hire.
c.		Dinky Bossetti: From a deep, immaculate kiss she spread her two ripe, dripping limbs and then I happened. Teacher: I beg your pardon. Dinky Bossetti: And the moon throbbed and fought with an angry sun all that day and all that night. Until it forced me out. Teacher: Dinky! Dinky Bossetti: Now I scald here... alone. Touch me. With your white words and your dead hands. Now before I freeze. Teacher: That'll be enough! Dinky Bossetti: And become one of you. Teacher: DINKY! Dinky Bosseti: You interrupted me.
d.		John Farley: [quietly to Woodcock, as he seems stunned] Are you okay? John Farley: [loudly] RHETORICAL QUESTION, WOODCOCK! [slams him in the back with a chair]

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Woodcock (2007)?
a.		Dracula: [his last line] Renfield, you asshole!
b.		Ben Sheets: Tammy - I'm gay! I've already told you that! Tammy Sheets: Ben - I'll be gay too, and then that'll make it all right for us to get married again, huh? Ben Sheets: You are not making any sense! Tammy Sheets: Hey! I don't make sense? You don't make sense! I make sense, that's who makes sense!
c.		Tripp: I take it you like Japanese food? Paula: Oh, I love it. I'm also gonna order a huge desert, drink too much, and maybe talk about my old boyfriends. Tripp: Yeah? Paula: Does that intimidate you? Tripp: Not at all.
d.		John Farley: Lets go, Woodcock. Mr. Woodcock: You must like getting spanked, Farley. I guess it runs in the family.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Woodcock (2007)?
a.		Manny: Well, well, well, if it isn't Jewel, my favorite token female sports reporter! Jewel Stern: Blow me, Manny! Manny: Yeah, I would, but you haven't had all your shots, baby.
b.		Joseph Goebbels: [in German; subtitled] How many seats in your auditorium? Francesca Mondino: [translates into French] Shosanna Dreyfus: [in French; subtitled] Three hundred and fifty. Francesca Mondino: [translates into German] Joseph Goebbels: That's almost four hundred less than the Ritz. Fredrick Zoller: [in German] But Herr Goebbels, that's not such a bad thing. You said yourself you didn't want to indulge every two-faced French bourgeois taking up space currying favor. With less seats it makes the event more exclusive. You're not trying to fill the house, they're fighting for seats. Besides, to hell with the French. This is a German night, a German event, a German celebration. This night is for you, me, the German military, the High Command, their family and friends. The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. Joseph Goebbels: [after a pause] I see your public speaking has improved.
c.		Mr. Woodcock: S-s-s-set of ten!
d.		[about her voices] St.Joan of Arc: They come from God. Robert de Baudricourt: They come from your imagination. St.Joan of Arc: Of course. That is how the messages of God come to us, through our imagination.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Woodcock (2007)?
a.		Raoul Duke: La llama es un quadrupedo!
b.		Rufus: White folks only want to hear the good shit: life eternal, a place in God's Heaven. But as soon as they hear they're getting this good shit from a black Jesus, they freak. And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your Savior.
c.		[first lines] Title Card: It is easy to go down in to hell; night and day the gates of dark death stand wide; but to climb back up again, to retrace one's steps to the open air, there lies the problem, the difficult task. Virgil: The Aeneid
d.		Nedderman: What's next, the Hitler Calzone?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Woodcock (2007)?
a.		Prince Nuada: [after practicing, to Wink] How long have you been there, my friend? [pointing to the Tooth Fairies] Prince Nuada: They're over there. I bought them today. I haven't fed them, at all. I will go up first, you will follow. And remember Mr. Wink, don't be shy.
b.		Teddy Harwood: [Casey falls in ice bucket] Just can't keep off the ice, can ya?
c.		[When telling the human tribes to run away while they can] Captain Leo Davidson: Look, you gotta make your people understand, it's over there's no help coming. Daena: You came.
d.		John Farley: You have a father? Mr. Woodcock: Of course I have a father, Farley, I'm not Jesus.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Woodcock (2007)?
a.		Carol Anne: [puts a twizzler in the Tweety's coffin] For when he's hungry. Carol Anne: [puts a picture in Tweety's coffin] For when he's lonely. Carol Anne: [puts a piece of cloth in Tweety's coffin] For when it's bedtime. [breaks down in tears in Mom's arms]
b.		Jim Deakins: [Watching Boone play with the Indian scalp and annoyed with him for leaving Teal-Eye] Playing with that scalp again. Whatd'ya give him that fer? That were a fool thing to do. Zeb Calloway: Worse than that, whole story were a lie. Jim Deakins: What! Zeb Calloway: His brother weren't killed by no injun atall, fell in the river and drowned. Jim Deakins: Huh... He wouldn't believe that! Zeb Calloway: Nobody would. I just talk too much.
c.		Maggie Hoffman: Look, I don't care if your granny is on fire. Maggie Hoffman: This is Oprah! She farts on a book and it magically sells a million copies.
d.		Jim Hawkins: Kill Captain Smollett, and you'll have to kill me. Gonzo: Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me. Squire Trelawney: Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me. Rizzo: Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo, and you'll have to... negotiate strenuously. [Silver turns to try to escape only to run into Benjamina and a gang of pigs] Benjamina Gunn: Going somewhere, John-John? Long John Silver: Well, Master Hawkins, it seems your little family has come together against me.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Woodcock (2007)?
a.		Maude: Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully.
b.		Adam: I can't keep doing this. I'm not gonna see you again. Emma: I know. That makes sense. Adam: Bye.
c.		Luvven Coddle: I sense a - a yearning in you - a - a searching - almost - as if you're lost. You've been lost for a long, long time. Am I right?... You found Jesus, Al. Al Fountain: Why? Is he missing?
d.		Mr. Woodcock: You're going to find out there are alot more important things to know than the capital of Montana. Nedderman, what's the capital of Montana? Young Nedderman: Helena? Mr. Woodcock: Who cares? Go run a lap!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Woodcock (2007)?
a.		Chazz: [a the Figure Skating Association hearing] Maxim Magazine, last issue: "Chazz Michael Michaels IS figure skating!" BOOM!
b.		Jason Bourne: [in Dutch] Vertel me wie ik ben.
c.		Tank: You are not in the position to say who goes and who stays.
d.		Mr. Woodcock: I don't do 'Sorry'. John Farley: What? Mr. Woodcock: Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups... and I'm neither one.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Woodcock (2007)?
a.		Paris Morgan: Popularity is so much better than being a social leper. Paris Morgan: Popularity is a job, Al, not a privilege. It's nothing but work and worries. Work to get in. Work to stay in. Get a clue.
b.		Mr. Woodcock: [after Farley flips Mr. Woodcock in hospital bed] One pothole in this entire town Farley... and you've managed to find it.
c.		Travis Bickle: Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.
d.		Red Pollard: That's as much my horse as it is yours.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Woodcock (2007)?
a.		Lt. Barney Greenwald: Doctor. You have testified that the following symptoms exist in Lieutenant-Commander Queeg's behavior. Rigidity of personality, feelings of persecution, unreasonable suspicion, a mania for perfection, and a neurotic certainty that he is always in the right. Doctor isn't there one psychiatric term for this illness? Doctor Dickson: I never said there was any illness.
b.		Merlin: Greetings, cosmic children of the universe. Welcome to my serenity circle. Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex.
c.		Frank White: [to Gilley before he kills him] Hey. You.
d.		Maggie Hoffman: [to the flight attendant] Could I get a real bottle, please? I'm an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.

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