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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Major League II (1994) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Major League II (1994) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Major League II (1994) - Part (3)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Major League II (1994).

About the movie: The Indians are now a World Series contender. But last year's hunger is now replaced with complacency, and bad decisions by the new owner threaten to tear the team apart.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Major League II (1994)?
a.		Jeff: It would suck if you had to go back to rehab. Bee-Bee: Yeah, it would suck big time. I'd kill myself first. Jeff: It was pretty bad, huh? Bee-Bee: It was like hell. With windows.
b.		Jake Taylor: Rube, what's going through your head just before you throw the ball back to the pitcher? Rube Baker: I'm thinking, "Damn, I don't want to screw this up." Jake Taylor: Well, what are you thinking when you throw a strike to nail the runner down at second base? Rube Baker: Well, I, I'm not thinking nothing. I just throw it. Jake Taylor: You see what I'm getting at? Rube Baker: You want the pitcher to pitch from second base? Jake Taylor: [frustrated, blank look] Oooogh.
c.		Don Birnam: It shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Nat? It pickles my kidneys, yeah. But what it does to the mind? It tosses the sandbags overboard so the balloon can soar. Suddenly I'm above the ordinary. I'm competent. I'm walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. I'm one of the great ones. I'm Michaelangelo, molding the beard of Moses. I'm Van Gogh painting pure sunlight. I'm Horowitz, playing the Emperor Concerto. I'm John Barrymore before movies got him by the throat. I'm Jesse James and his two brothers, all three of them. I'm W. Shakespeare. And out there it's not Third Avenue any longer, it's the Nile. Nat, it's the Nile and down it moves the barge of Cleopatra.
d.		Michael Clayton: What can I tell you? Don't piss off a motivated stripper.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Major League II (1994)?
a.		Jeffrey: You hate sports. Kat Ellis: I hate cricket. Jeffrey: Right.
b.		[first lines] Benjamin Trane: Howdy. You an American? Joe Erin: You interested in me or the horses?
c.		Rube Baker: My momma always said, "It's better to eat shit than to not eat at all."
d.		Paul Hodges: Lieutenant. As a psychologist to a patient, what's wrong with me? Lt. Vicki Loren: Well, I don't know you well enough to say. Paul Hodges: Well, I do know there's something wrong with me. For an example, here I am a grown man and I still like women. Lt. Vicki Hodges: There's absolutely nothing abnormal about a man liking women, Corporal. But there is a limit. Paul Hodges: What do you do after you catch the limit? You throw the next one back?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Major League II (1994)?
a.		Cerrano: [goes up to bat] Parkman, my good friend. How you doing? Jack Parkman: Look at the scoreboard, Buddha, I'm doing just fine. Cerrano: That last pitch man: that was beautiful. [hits home run] Cerrano: Not as beautiful as that though! [laughs] Cerrano: [to Parkman after rounding the bases] Look. At. The. Scoreboard. Now, Grasshopper!
b.		Aaron: You know that story, about how NASA spent millions of dollars developing this pen that writes in Zero G? Did you ever read that? Abe: Yeah. Aaron: You know how the Russians solved the problem? Abe: Yeah, they used a pencil. Aaron: Right. A normal wooden pencil. It just seems like Philip takes the NASA route almost every time.
c.		Blu: You see, who needs flying? Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... err... freedom, and, and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that? Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
d.		Carmen Cortez: You did that on purpose you kamikazee!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Major League II (1994)?
a.		Dennis: There's one good thing about being terminal. The credit card companies can't come after you when you're gone.
b.		Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: 'Scuse me, uh, seventeen miles an hour? Tico: Fifteen. Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: On the in'erstate. What are ya doin', lookin' for a contact lens? Tico: You patties crack me up. Still doin' your speed number, huh? Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Well what are you into, miles per gallon? Tico: Class...we're into class.
c.		Harry Bundage: You swag! My regimental tie.
d.		Harry Doyle: Tribe fans, we're one out away from our second consecutive divisional title. Rick Vaughn has gone 3 and 2 to Mel Koskie. Here's the pitch. Ball four, and he walked him. That's going to bring the tying run to the plate for the Toronto Blue Jays. A little excitement here at the end. I know I wouldn't have it any other way, and I'm sure you folks feel the same. [takes out a bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey]

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Major League II (1994)?
a.		The Warden Walker: How about you dig, and Caveman can fill the canteens? So what do you want to do? Mr. Pendanski: I'll fill the canteens.
b.		Harry Doyle: [drunk] Bottom of the 9th, Cleveland down 1 to nothing. Baker steps in he's 0 for... I don't know. Who cares? The pitch [Baker hits a slow roller and limps down the line] Harry Doyle: Baker swings and sends a real screamer towards short. Ah wrap up with it, fires to first... and Baker beats it with a head-first slide. So the Indians have a runner. I think I'll wet my pants.
c.		Aisha: Here's the deal: I get you and your men back in the States. In exchange, you get Max for me. Clay: What's the catch, lady? Aisha: It's pretty much a suicide mission. Clay: And why should I trust you? Aisha: Because if I were lying, I wouldn't have used the words "suicide mission."
d.		Yin Yang: It's difficult. Barney Ross: What? Yin Yang: My life is difficult. I need more money. Barney Ross: Why that? Yin Yang: I work harder than the rest. Barney Ross: No, you don't. Yin Yang: Yes, I do! Everything is harder for me. When I'm hurt, wound is bigger, 'cause I'm smaller. When I travel I need to go farther. Barney Ross: I know, because you're smaller, right? Yin Yang: Yes. [pause] Yin Yang: I need more money. Barney Ross: I know, you told me.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Major League II (1994)?
a.		Tom Jeffers: Where'd you get that dress? Gerry Jeffers: Why, that's what I've been telling you about! Tom Jeffers: What's that on your wrist? Gerry Jeffers: It's just what you think it is, dear. [He looks at the bracelet on her wrist] Tom Jeffers: What kind of stones are those? Gerry Jeffers: Just what they look like. Tom Jeffers: Do you know what it feels like to be strangled by bare hands?
b.		Harry Doyle: Well fans, Roger Dorn has done a little redecorating around the ballpark. The outfield walls now look like the yellow pages. And any of you folks having trouble finding a good proctologist, might want to come down here and check out the area around the 375 foot sign. As for the game, we've got a real nailbiter here tonight. It's a lot closer than that 11-2 score.
c.		Justin: This place is too important to us! Gordon, where do you go when your wife changes the locks? Gordon: Average Joe's. Justin: Right! Dwight, Owen, what are you going to do if Average Joe's closes? You gonna work at the airport again? Dwight: Say what? I ain't working at no airport! Justin: No, 'cause you hated it! Steve! Where is it you go to do... whatever it is that you do? Steve the Pirate: Garrr! Joe's be the only place for Steve!
d.		Johnny Cash: [after collapsing on stage from a drug overdose] Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Major League II (1994)?
a.		Perry: [leaving Party] Talking money... Harry: A talking monkey? Perry: Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says "ficus".
b.		[last lines] Marvin Boggs: Moldova sucks. Frank Moses: Moldova sucks.
c.		Rick Vaughn: [Parkman visits Vaughn at the mound after Vaughn gives up three straight hits] What? Jack Parkman: WHAT? They're hammering the slow crap. Think your arm can handle the strain of throwing this guy a fastball? Rick Vaughn: Look, I'll throw it, you just make sure you catch it. Jack Parkman: I will if it ever gets to me.
d.		Max Connor: [after he wishes for junk-food to come out of the sky] So... tell me that wasn't a wish. Kazaam: Like the main man did with the loaves and the fish? Max Connor: Yeah... hey... stop rhyming, o.k.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Major League II (1994)?
a.		Tom Tom: Dixie was in a music band called The Beatles. Only they didn't know.
b.		Mr. Slyman: They've stolen our money? Prince Habib: And part of the car too.
c.		Buzz Hauser: I have terrible news! THE FANTASTICKS is closing!
d.		Harry Doyle: We're in the top of the 9th inning leading 10-7, bases loaded, two down, and Rick Vaughn has come on to try to nail it down against Felipe Aguilar, a dangerous right-handed batter. Here's the pitch. [Aguilar crushes it] Harry Doyle: Aww, shit. Johnny, Bobby, Vic: [in unison] No! No! No! Harry Doyle: If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left, that baby's outta here. Johnny: [catches the ball in the stands for a home run] NO! You rotten bums! You overpaid weenies! Mild thing, you make my butt sting! I detest you! You're all garbage! All of ya! Back up the truck! Back it up!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Major League II (1994)?
a.		Daphna: We should stay at home. Avner: You are the only home I ever had. Daphna: [laughs] This is so corny. Avner: What? That took a lot for me to say! Daphna: I bet. Why did I have to marry a sentimentalist? You're ruining my life. Avner: [to their newborn baby] Your mother's teasing me.
b.		Alex Rider: I'm too young to die! Darrius Sayle: You're never too young to die.
c.		Harry Doyle: Cerrano doing some interesting limbering up exercises in right. Harry Doyle: [covers microphone] What a pansy! [batter hits a fly ball] Harry Doyle: Here's a fly ball hit to right. Easy play for Cerrano, under it now, and makes the catch... [ball hits Cerrano's glove and goes over fence] Harry Doyle: No, that ball is off his glove and outta here! So credit Cerrano with an RBI, and that play could be a finalist in the Trojan-Enz Boner of the Week Award.
d.		Sean Archer: I'm not afraid to die.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Major League II (1994)?
a.		Pete: Well hell, it ain't square one! Ain't nobody gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut. Ulysses Everett McGill: Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the goddamn field or... hell! Take at look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope. Delmar O'Donnell: Yeah, look at me.
b.		Harry Doyle: [after Rube reaches base on a severely sprained ankle] Well, The Indians have a runner. I think I'll wet my pants.
c.		Clay: Clay: But all of this isn't only about me. All of this is more about waiting for someone you know will never come back. About that time spent waiting. And the people you meet in the waiting room.
d.		RJ: Please don't think I'm prying, but I couldn't help overhearing, and I think I can shed a little light on what this whole hedge situation is about. You see, what was once mere wilderness is now 54 acres of man-made, manicured, air-conditioned paradise. [Points at map] RJ: Except for that little-bitty speck. You are here. [All gasp] RJ: No, no, that's a good thing. You're hibernators, right? You gather up a bunch of food, store it away for the winter? Hammy the Squirrel: Aha! We fill the log! Verne: Hammy. RJ: Really? This log? This cave-like log? Ozzie: All the way to the top. Verne: Ozzie. RJ: Let me ask ya, how long's it take, you know, to fill the log? Heather: Two-hundred and seventy-four days. RJ: Ooh! Ever done it in a week? Verne: That's impossible. RJ: Not if we work together. You see, you've got the food-gathering skills, I've got the know-how, and they have the food. Heather: How much food? RJ: Loads of food! Heaps of food! Food out the wazoo! Verne: Well, you know, whatever kind of food comes out of a wazoo, I really don't think we're interested in eating. Lou: I don't know. The guy's making a lot of sense to me. I think we should listen. Penny: Yeah. I'm okay with wazoo food there.

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