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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Tennis, Anyone...? (2005) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Tennis, Anyone...? (2005) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Tennis, Anyone...? (2005)

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About the movie: Two mid level Hollywood losers attempt to find redemption, revenge and meaning in their lives through celebrity tennis tournaments.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tennis, Anyone...? (2005)?
a.		Mary Ann Benedict: [holding a teddy bear] You found each other,and you found me.
b.		Paul Dreyfus: [during the meeting] Ladies and Gentlemen, I can assure you that there is no immediate danger, I believe that this is not the time to put this town on alert. this type of thing happened with mammoth mountain in 1980. The good thing is, that the mountain didn't go up, but the damage was already done, tourists stopped going to the mountain, real estate values plummeted, and the town nearly went bankrupt. My team and I are going to stay as long as we can, and we are going to monitor every little hiccup that mountain makes, we're gonna bounce off laser beams, to find out of any change in the mountain's shape, and see if there is any increase in gas emissions, we're even gonna send a robot up there to take the darn thing's temperature. So, if the times comes to put this town on alert, "if" the times comes, it will be based on scientific evidence, and not based on somebody's opinion. [looks back at Harry]
c.		Gary Morgan: You know, your marriage was destroying your backhand. You know, you weren't in the zen. There was no joy. Tennis, it's a joyous expression of life. Danny Macklin: If tennis is such a joyous expression of life, why do so many tennis pros kill themselves? Gary Morgan: Well, because they don't know it's a joyous expression of life.
d.		Steele: [bullying Balto] When I get back, I'm gonna fold you five ways, and leave you for a cat toy.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tennis, Anyone...? (2005)?
a.		Gary Morgan: You can tell a lot about a man by his backhand.
b.		Dale Doback: [while Brennan is singing] Boats and hoes!
c.		Samantha: Then where am I sleeping? Mike Baker: Sofa City, Sweetheart!
d.		Margo Green: Using superstition to bring people to the museum is like hiring topless ushers for the Bolshoi Ballet. Dr. Whitney Frock: Well if they did, I might go to the Ballet.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tennis, Anyone...? (2005)?
a.		Johnnie Green: Listen, it's just a gift I found at the bottom of my bag, thought you might like it. You don't, I'll go sell it for a million to Jim or Robin or someone. Danny Macklin: You write for, what, Robin Williams? Johnnie Green: Yeah, what do you think he makes that "improv" shit up? Off the top of his head? Right. He'd still be Mork from fucking Ork if he didn't buy jokes from me at a hundred grand a pop.
b.		Sheriff Ike Slayton: Now I'm just gonna ask you one more time. Where did he take the hostages? Smitty: Why don't you eat shit and die? Sheriff Ike Slayton: That was rude, Smitty! Don't you think, Billy? Billy: Extremely rude!
c.		Jude: God, I'm glad I'm not me.
d.		Jake: The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity-toity Yankee bitch, and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tennis, Anyone...? (2005)?
a.		Siobhan Kelly: Shalom, everybody! Hi, I'm Siobhan Kelly. Well, Saul Berg has done it again, putting together another incredible tennis classic benefiting the Los Angeles Youth Network. We're all going mashuguna here for the hottest celebrities playing tennis for charities. So stick around. Mazel tov.
b.		Prof. Robert Crawford: Perhaps the challenge should have been directed elsewhere. "It is a melancholy truth that even... Jamal: "great men have poor relations" Dickens. Prof. Robert Crawford: "You will hear the beat of..." Jamal: Kipling. Prof. Robert Crawford: "All great truths begin..." Jamal: Shaw. Prof. Robert Crawford: "Man is the only animal... Jamal: "that blushes... or needs to." That's Mark Twain. Jamal: Come on, Professor Crawford... Prof. Robert Crawford: [shouting] Get out! Prof. Robert Crawford: [whispered] Get... out. Jamal: Yeah. I'll get out.
c.		Ellerby: How is your wedding coming along? Colin Sullivan: Great, great; she's a doctor. Ellerby: That's outstanding. Colin Sullivan: Yeah. Ellerby: Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work. [laughs] Colin Sullivan: [laughing] Yeah, it's working... Overtime! Ellerby: I'm glad to hear that. Colin Sullivan: Yeah... Thank you.
d.		Kimberly: [while having a fight with Buffy] Get out of my facial!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tennis, Anyone...? (2005)?
a.		Courtney Conte: Let me, let me explain something to you, okay. In the not-too-distant past, this company had eight shows on the air at the same time. Our last show, Everybody's Buddy, the Johnnie Green Show, you know, was the greatest syndication sale in television history. Okay? Today I've got two shows on the air and you are the star of one of them. You know, the crew looks to the star for leadership, for morale. And morale is pretty fucking low when the star of the show is sleeping on dirty laundry on an air mattress in his dressing room. You know, I hear about this for weeks now. How they can't get in your room and they open the door and it bumps up against something on the floor, which I guess is you!
b.		Alpa Chino: And why am I in this movie? Maybe it's because I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in here for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee! Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure. Alpa Chino: I just wanted to thrown another shrimp on your barbie! Kirk Lazarus: That shit ain't funny. Kevin Sandusky: Hey, fellas... it's hot! We're tired! It stinks! Alpa Chino: I ain't fuckin' with you, Kangaroo Jack. I'm sorry the dingo ate your baby! Kirk Lazarus: You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You're about to cross some fuckin' lines. Kevin Sandusky: Guys, relax! Alpa Chino: You know what? Fuck that, man! I'm sick of this koala-huntin' nigga tellin' me- [is cut off as Lazarus slaps him; goes to punch back] Kirk Lazarus: [blocking the punch and pulling Alpa into an embrace] For four hundred years, that word has kept us down. Alpa Chino: What the fuck? Kirk Lazarus: Took a whole lotta tryin' just to get up that hill. Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby... Alpa Chino: [pulling away] That's the theme song to The Jeffersons. Man, you really need help. Kirk Lazarus: Just because it's a theme song don't mean it's not true.
c.		Clinton Willart: You really do hate life, don't you, Berry-Berry? You know, when you told me that before, I went along with you. Because I wanted to be just like you in every way I could. But I LIKE life, Berry-Berry. So long, Berry-Berry.
d.		Dr. Allan Clark: You're making a mistake, your highness. White women are bad enough in their own environment, but when you get them into the jungle...

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