Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002) - Part (5) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002) - Part (5) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002).

About the movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is a movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)?
a.		Ernest Dalby: I will not have you running around in public acting like a fool and dressing like a hermaphrodite.
b.		[Rose and Julie converse while Julie's child rests in Rose's arms] Julie Ann Warren: Ah declare, Rose. Ah never saw him take to anyone like he does to you. Rose Scott: Chillun' know who loves 'em. Julie Ann Warren: Oh sometimes, Rose, Ah think you just about invented love.
c.		Master Tang: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.
d.		Frank Corvin: You know what the worst day of my life was? The day Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon. I was probably the only person in America who wanted to commit suicide that day. Col. William 'Hawk' Hawkins: Well, thanks a lot Frank. We haven't spoken in twelve years and that's basically been the big question on my mind, what could make you commit suicide.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)?
a.		Athos: You came to restrain me? D'Artagnan: I came to give you hope.
b.		Wimp Lo: He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before? Ling: Hmn-hmn. Well, twice.
c.		Gabriel: [to Vivian] How many of us have to die for your happiness?
d.		Ellen Mitchell: Reminds me of when you were in the state legislature. Dave: Yeah... me too. Ellen Mitchell: You weren't in the state legislature. [stands up and offers her hand] Ellen Mitchell: Hi. I'm Ellen Mitchell. Who are you?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)?
a.		Master Betty: [the Council appears out of the air] That's right! The Evil Council are aliens! Chosen One: [speaker comes out of Council ship and plays French music] They're French. Master Betty: Ha, ha! Stinky pits and all, baby!
b.		Smee: Good Mooooooooooooorning Neverland! Tie down the main mast, mateys. 'Cause here he is, the cunning kingfish, the bad barracuda! A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable. A man so quick, he's even fast asleep. [pirates cheer] Smee: Thank you! Now lets give him a very big hand, 'cause he's only got one. [pirates laugh] Smee: I give you, the steel-handed stingray, Captain James Hook!
c.		Quaid: What if we did a fear study? Compile a survey on people's fears and what causes them. You have access to equipment through the film program, right? And you need a project for your thesis. Stephen Grace: Yeah. Quaid: Call it an experiment in catharsis. To live another's dread vicariously, that's the... that's the safest way to touch the beast. Stephen Grace: Yeah. See, I don't think I really want to touch the beast that you're talking about.
d.		[Listening to a phonograph record] The Mechanical Salesman: Good morning, my friends. This record comes to you through the Sales Talk Transcription Company, Incorporated: your speaker, the Mechanical Salesman. May I take the pleasure of introducing Mr. J. Widdecombe Billows, the inventor of the Billows Feeding Machine, a practical device which automatically feeds your men while at work? Don't stop for lunch: be ahead of your competitor. The Billows Feeding Machine will eliminate the lunch hour, increase your production, and decrease your overhead. Allow us to point out some of the features of this wonderful machine: its beautiful, aerodynamic, streamlined body; its smoothness of action, made silent by our electro-porous metal ball bearings. Let us acquaint you with our automaton soup plate - its compressed-air blower, no breath necessary, no energy required to cool the soup. Notice the revolving plate with the automatic food pusher. Observe our counter-shaft, double-knee-action corn feeder, with its synchro-mesh transmission, which enables you to shift from high to low gear by the mere tip of the tongue. Then there is the hydro-compressed, sterilized mouth wiper: its factors of control insure against spots on the shirt front. These are but a few of the delightful features of the Billows Feeding Machine. Let us demonstrate with one of your workers, for actions speak louder than words. Remember, if you wish to keep ahead of your competitor, you cannot afford to ignore the importance of the Billows Feeding Machine.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)?
a.		Alec: You cannot have the Pretenders' first album! That's mine. Leslie: I bought it. Alec: You did not! You can have all the Billy Joels... except The Stranger. Leslie: I'm taking Thriller and Mahler's ninth. Alec: Kevin is so fond of Mahler. Leslie: I moved in with Jules. Alec: Oh how nice, roomies again... No Springsteen is leaving this house! You can have all the Carly Simons. Leslie: You got me those for Valentine's Day. Remember, they're used to be Valentine's Day here, Remember? Alec: You ran out on this relationship. You take the consequences. Leslie: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out. Alec: You fucked Kevin. Leslie: You fucked many! Alec: Nameless, faceless many! Leslie: I feel much better now, thanks. Alec: You're not taking The Police. Leslie: Anyway, I didn't just fuck Kevin! I was confused and angry, and I care about him deeply. Alec: Get your clothes, give me the keys and get out! Now! Leslie: I can't believe this is happening to us. Alec: Wasted love! [Throws football, across the room] Alec: God, I just wish I could get it back!
b.		Nelson: Charlie, attempt to be cool.
c.		Chosen One: But, isn't Betty a woman's name?
d.		Sky Masterson: You remember that tune pretty well. Sergeant Sarah Brown: It keeps running through my heart. Sky Masterson: It has words, you know. Sergeant Sarah Brown: Something about "amor, amor" I'll bet. Sky Masterson: It's about you. It's about you right now... [singing] Sky Masterson: Your eyes are the eyes of a woman in love...

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)?
a.		Deacon Frost: How you doing, chief? [Blade reaches for his gun] Deacon Frost: Easy. [pulls in a little girl closer to him] Deacon Frost: Wouldn't want our little friend here to wind up in the back of a milk carton now, would we? It's nice to finally meet you, man. Had my eye on you for years. I know all about you. Your serum, Whistler. Everything. Blade: [amused] Sunblock. Deacon Frost: Hey, it's a start, right? The goal, of course, is to be like you - the Daywalker! You got the best of both worlds, don't you? All our strengths... none of our weaknesses. Blade: Well, maybe I don't see it that way. Deacon Frost: Oh, so it's back to pretending we're human again? C'mon... spare me the Uncle Tom routine, okay? You can't keep denying what you are, man. You think the humans will ever accept a half-breed like you? They can't. They're afraid of you. And they should be. You're an animal, you're a fuckin' maniac! Look at 'em. They're cattle; pieces of meat. What difference does it make how their world ends? Plague... war... famine. Morality doesn't even enter into it. We're just a function of natural selection, man. The new race. Blade: Looks like your mascara's running. Deacon Frost: [wipes a bit of sunblock from his face] I'm offering you a truce. I want you with us. Blade: What do you think I'm stupid? [in vampire language] Blade: "The Spirits of the Twelve will awaken La Magra." Deacon Frost: You're familiar with the Blood God. Blade: Frost... you're nothing to me but another dead vampire. Deacon Frost: You're an idiot, you know that? I came down here offering you an easy way out and you spit it right back in my fuckin' face! [Blade reaches for his gun again; Frost picks up the little girl by the chin] Deacon Frost: Careful! Blade: What do I care? They're nothing but cattle... just like you said. Deacon Frost: If you wanna take the hard road, be my guest, pal. But I promise you by the time this is over, you're gonna wish they never cut you from your mother's... [Blade shoots and misses Frost as he throws the little girl and runs]
b.		Lisa Emerson: After a hard day of smacking people, it's nice to cuddle.
c.		Mark: You build a baseball field, and you sit here, and stare at NOTHING.
d.		Mayor: Er, Master Betty, what is the Evil Council's plan? Master Betty: Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)?
a.		Jenny: Mrs. Moline, let's not start calling each other names. I got some fancy ones saved up just achin' to be used. Rosa Moline: You get out of this house! No red indian is gonna talk to me like that in my own house!
b.		Master Betty: Well, I thought you looked familiar. Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants!
c.		[last lines] Peabody: [commanding helicopter] Circle back! Circle back!
d.		[last lines] Announcer: Presenting the crown, Miss Julie Newmar.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)?
a.		Master Tang: I remember a long time ago, when a friend told me there would be a chosen one. [flashback to a younger Tang talking to Master Doe] Master Doe: There will be a chosen one. Master Tang: He then told me of the significance. [flashback] Master Doe: It will be significant. Master Tang: And then he killed the dog. [flashback, Master Doe closes his eyes, we hear a fart then a dog whimper] Chosen One: I now officially know too much, and why are you in bed? Master Tang: Oh, you wouldn't believe what happened next... Chosen One: [flashback begins] No wait, please! Master Tang: If you insist.
b.		Johnny Murata: Kenner, just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man. Chris Kenner: [nods] Thanks. I don't know what to say. Johnny Murata: How about "Don't get killed"? Chris Kenner: Don't get killed. Johnny Murata: You too.
c.		Bernstein: [to Leland] Mr. Kane is finishing the review you started - he's writing a bad notice. I guess that'll show you.
d.		Mafiosi-servant: Good day, Mr. Sokolov. Let's go to the cabinet. They're waiting for you. Agent Sokolov: Yeah... Mafiosi-servant: [comes to Tsuladze's cabinet with agent Sokolov] It's here, agent Sokolov. Tsuladze: A-ah, dear! We wait you for a long time, for a long time! Come to me, dear! Mafiosi-servant: [speaks to secret microfone] Artist, agent came to our place. [leaves cabinet] Tsuladze: Please, sit. Be treated by this little glass... Agent Sokolov: But with great feeling? I was called there for this? Tsuladze: So, why you're called? You're invited! It's for sitting, for talking. For playing a less. Cards is very good game! Here it is. [shows on player sitting near] Agent Sokolov: He is talented. Tsuladze: No, game depends not of talent, it depends exclusively from luck. And I feel inside my mind, you'll certainly be lucky for 100 thousands today! Agent Sokolov: [laughs] Can I be lucky for 150? Tsuladze: You can be lucky for 200 thousands too! If you'll go to your dear mother today. Agent Sokolov: This is full contract? Tsuladze: Why it's full contract? Maybe you'll be lucky for 300 thousands! Agent Sokolov: [laughs] OK. But I'll talk only with Artist. Tsuladze: What's the Artist? What's the Artist, dear? Agent Sokolov: Enouch, don't play the fool. I want to see Artist! Personally! Tsuladze: Don't get angry, don't get angry! Don't get angry, dear! Everyone want to see him personally but no one have seen him yet. So, 300 thousands and airway ticket! OK, dear? Agent Sokolov: No, "dear"! Tsuladze: Why, dear? Agent Sokolov: I can't go away without my "goodbye" for Artist. It's roughly, understand? Dear! [goes to doors but stopped by security] Tsuladze: Nobody leaves our casino so simple. Colonel Petrenko: [in Sokolov's flashback] Remember, son: the main thing in this work - sleight of hand and no fraud. [gets card from shoulder strap] Colonel Petrenko: Ace is ace even in Africa. Agent Sokolov: Your casino? [grins] Agent Sokolov: It was your - but it'll be our.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)?
a.		Bob Crane: I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!
b.		Coco: Evie, Varla said she was sorry for what she did... Evie: I heard her. Coco: Well, don't you think you said some things you could apologize for? Evie: Like what? Coco: You said she was all binge and no purge. Evie: I did? [laughs] Evie: That's funny.
c.		Wimp Lo: Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!
d.		Sheriff Trump: Who are you? U. S. Marshal Tim McCall: United States Marshal McCall. Sandy Hopkins was an old pal of mine when he was in the service. I came here to find him and whoever it was who killed John Dodge. Deputy Red: [sarcastically] He's gonna be a lot of help, Sheriff. All you government fellows are alike. A bunch of politicians - thicker than thieves when you get together!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)?
a.		Smiley: I knew she was wasting her time on him. After all, they were two different types. She liked boys, and he liked girls.
b.		Ellerby: This unit is new, and you are the newest members of it. You have been selected from the basis of intelligence and aptitude. This is an elite unit. Our job is to smash, or marginally disrupt, organized crime in the city by enhanced cooperation of the FBI, represented here today by Frank Lazio. And we will do it. By organized crime in the city, you know who we mean - that's Jackie Costigan, that's an old picture. Jackie met his demise. Last known photograph. Costello uses three key guys: that's Fitzy - off-the-boat psycho who lives with his mother, who's straight out of Going My Way. Delahunt - muscle. French - the number one. But of course the rock star - you know who. We've done a briefing. Books, so read up. I want any and all ideas so I can pass them off as my own. Word hard, you'll rise fast. You're in the best possible position in the department. Let's go to work.
c.		Tom Welles: What're you reading? [Max California shows book - "Anal Secretary"] Tom Welles: Catchy title. What are you really reading? Hard to believe that book's got any parts worth highlighting. [Max California reveals real book - "In Cold Blood"] Tom Welles: Capote! Max California: Yeah, well. You know how it is. Tom Welles: Yeah. Wouldn't want to embarrass yourself in front of your fellow perverts. Max California: That's right. I might get drummed out of the Pornographer's Union. Where would I be then?
d.		Wimp Lo: If you've got an ass I'll kick it!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)?
a.		Buckley Schrank: If you see that guy, kick him in the balls!
b.		[Betty has thrown a claw at Master Tang, the action freezes] Master Tang: [voice over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die. [action resumes, Tang gets hit with the claw] Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a).
c.		Angela: I want the password, Marcus!
d.		Lycus: If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times; do not fan the girls when they're wet! But you'll never learn, you'll be a eunuch all your life.

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