Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Dirt (2001) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Joe Dirt (2001) - Part (3) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Joe Dirt (2001).

About the movie: David Spade stars as Joe Dirt, an idiot who works as an oil weller who is on the search for his parents who abandoned him when he was a baby at the grand canyon.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Dirt (2001)?
a.		Jane: I don't jump from job to job because of money. Ally: [struggling with the camera] Wait, I want to get this.... What is wrong with this thing?... Jane: You guys seem to feel the world owes you, that you deserve happiness. My dad worked for twenty-six years in a job he hated, and at fifty, he was laid off, two week's pay and a thank you very much - Ally: Wait, Jane! Jane: And where did that leave us? A miserable man who became even more bitter, a mother who had to take care of other people's children, and me, knowing that you can never trust any job - will you hand me the sugar? [Georgia does, with a little SLAM] Jane: ... Any employer, anyone but yourself. Ally: [Ally finally gets the camera to film normally again] Shoot... Now say that all again.
b.		Robur: This is the father of all ironies!
c.		[Joe falls off a swing] Joe Dirt: And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandi was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.
d.		Ed Tom Bell: You know Charlie Walser? Has the place east of Sanderson? Well you know how they used to slaughter beeves, hit 'em with a maul right here to stun 'em... and then up and slit their throats? Well here Charlie has one trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to. It starts thrashing around, six hundred pounds of very pissed-off livestock if you'll pardon me... Charlie grabs his gun there to shoot the damn thing in the head but what with the swingin' and twistin' it's a glance-shot and ricochets around and comes back hits Charlie in the shoulder. You go see Charlie, he still can't reach up with his right hand for his hat... Point bein', even in the contest between man and steer the issue is not certain.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Dirt (2001)?
a.		Manning: I don't want to grow anymore.
b.		[Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Joe Dirt: Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look.
c.		[Looking at a corpse] Butters: Ah, shit. He's dead, man. He's fuckin' dead, man. Yeah, this is how he wanted to come to America, right? Where was he, in The Killing Section? This guy's been shot 4 times. At close range, like he was executed. Roger Murtaugh: He WAS executed. Martin Riggs: Yeah, by the crew. Butters: What the FUCK, man? We got people gettin' killed left, right and center in this town; now we're IMPORTING victims? Hey, gangbangers wanna kill each other? No problem. You or me, one of us gets shot? Hey, occupational hazard. But just a normal guy, THIS fuckin' guy? What the fuck did he ever do to anybody? That ain't right.
d.		Doc: You're getting ready to kill somebody. Tracy: Defend myself. Doc: It's your mind he'll go for. Your fear.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Dirt (2001)?
a.		Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. Buzz: Toy? Woody: T-O-Y, Toy! Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger". Woody: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
b.		Joe Dirt: My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.
c.		Bala: Z's dead. You don't have to worry about him. Colonel Cutter: Dead? Well... he was an ant with ideas. Too bad for him.
d.		Jack Byrnes: What about Mommy and Daddy, is everything okay with them? Samantha Focker: I guess they fight sometimes. Jack Byrnes: Mmm-hmm. And what do they fight about? Samantha Focker: Um, like Mommy got mad at Daddy because he was going to the hotel with Andi. Jack Byrnes: Andi? [Sam laughs and nods] Jack Byrnes: Who's Andi? Samantha Focker: I can't say because I'm not supposed to be spying. Jack Byrnes: Like I always tell you, there's nothing wrong with spying as long as you suspect foul play. So, who's Andi? Samantha Focker: Andi gives Daddy his boners.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Dirt (2001)?
a.		Lt. Comd. Dodge: [after the Stingray is able to avoid the Orlando and end their full silence] Stepanek, I'm really surprised. One noise out of you, we would have been in alot of trouble. Stepanek: That would be unethical, sir. I only intend to screw myself. That would've screwed everybody.
b.		[the school nurse hands a student a paper which has an appointment for a pregnancy test] Nurse: Here you go you little slut.
c.		Sophie: Uh, I'm Sophie. You must be Jacquie. Sarah talks so much about you, I don't know whether to hug you or choke you. [Taylor arrives at school] Sophie: And speaking of choking...
d.		Zander Kelly: What's the story here, I'm a white trash idiot?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Dirt (2001)?
a.		Joe Dirt: Right on. You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.
b.		Washington Dimsdale: Frenchy, am I really Sheriff? Frenchy: Sure you are! Washington Dimsdale: Then I'm off the liquor. A man's got to choose between the bottle and the badge.
c.		Cole Trickle: [while in the emergency room after Cole's big wreck at Daytona] All right, tell me what's going on, tell me what's going on. I'm BLIND, goddamnit! Dr. Claire Lewicki: What's your name? Cole Trickle: Cole... Trickle Dr. Claire Lewicki: Cole, would you help us out and lie still please.
d.		Jeremiah: What's the plan, Bobby? Bobby: We're wingin' it, Jerry. Jeremiah: We're always wingin' it. Jack: We're gonna get killed. Angel: What'cha mean WE, white boy?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Dirt (2001)?
a.		Television Host: The feeling is definitely there. It's a new morning in America... fresh, vital. The old cynicism is gone. We have faith in our leaders. We're optimistic as to what becomes of it all. It really boils down to our ability to accept. We don't need pessimism. There are no limits.
b.		Lynette: [justifying why she dumped Sid] I don't want no Okie from Muskogee! I can get that right here! Mayo: You little bitch! Who the HELL do you think you are? Playing with people like that! He LOVES you! And you just shit on him! [beat] Mayo: You made this whole thing up, didn't you? There was never any baby, was there? Lynette: Of course there was a baby! I would never lie about something like that! Would I, Paula? [they look at Paula; Paula looks away] Mayo: [stares at Lynette with disgust, then walks away] You selfish CUNT! Paula: [stares at Lynette with disgust, then walks away] God help you. Lynette: [as Zack and Paula are leaving] You're no different than I am, Paula! Paula: Oh, yes I am! Lynette: [as the door closes behind them] Oh, no you're NOT!
c.		Count Dracula: Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
d.		Joe Dirt: This croc ain't no puppy.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Dirt (2001)?
a.		Chris: You know, I'm just a regular guy who grew up with the posters of these guys on my wall... and now I'm one of them! That's right, I'm standing here, living proof that if you work hard enough, and you want it bad enough... dreams do come true. So follow your dreams...
b.		Joe Dirt: You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both workin' and guess what? They don't like no feedback, what's up?
c.		Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit!
d.		Capone: A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms... What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball! A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork... Looks, throws, catches, hustles. Part of one big team. Bats himself the live-long day, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and so on. If his team don't field... what is he? You follow me? No one. Sunny day, the stands are full of fans. What does he have to say? I'm goin' out there for myself. But... I get nowhere unless the team wins. Hoods: Team! [Capone beats one of the men to death with a baseball bat]

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Dirt (2001)?
a.		Bea: I'm an antique! Grace: Yes you are.
b.		Buffalo Bob: It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
c.		Faith Corvatch: Why couldn't we just have arranged marriages in America? Kate Corvatch: Yeah, at least you could spend the rest of your life blaming your parents instead of yourself.
d.		Rollins: If you're insinuating that a person can't be spiritual and still... Sergeant Rita Pompano: Relax, John Paul. If we're gonna work together we're gonna have to let a little more shit roll off our backs. [about Sandra] Sergeant Rita Pompano: I don't like it. I don't trust anyone over ten who listens to the Sound of Music.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Dirt (2001)?
a.		Diana Barrie: Screw the Oscars. Screw the Academy Awards. Screw me, Sidney. Please. Please.
b.		Benjamin Dingle: [pouring the the coffee that he spilled most of, Ms. Milligan looks at him like he's crazy] There's a war going on Ms. Milligan!
c.		Joe Dirt: Well today I'm gonna be pickin' up my Hemi Roadrunner. That's right, I said Hemi. Jill: Wow. A Hemi. Balls to the Wall. Joe Dirt: Yep, left it at a friend's house. [under his breath] Joe Dirt: Actually, it got towed away two years ago. [normal voice] Joe Dirt: But I'm pickin' it up this afternoon. I might need a pretty little lady to sit in the front seat while I break her in. The car I mean. So what do you say? Jill: That's a big ten-four.
d.		[hitting his son upside the head to punish him for hitting his sister] Jack Jordan: There's no hitting in this house.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Joe Dirt (2001)?
a.		[while holding Helen and the Mariner at gunpoint] Deacon: All right, that's it! If you won't tell us where she is, let's just KILL 'EM ALL! [He fires a gun into the air] Enola: [popping up from her hiding place] NO! Deacon: Ha-ha, so gullible!
b.		Joe Dirt: There are three rules when dealin' with a deadly alligator. And yes, they are deadly, don't kid yaself. Rule number one, I'm number one. Ya hear that, I like ta kid around. Rule two, the croc's number two. Now before I begin... Kid at Gator Farm: Hey, what's rule three? Joe Dirt: What's that? Kid, give me a break now. Kid at Gator Farm: So you don't know rule three? Joe Dirt: Yeah, you want a match? My face and your ass! How 'bout that friend? Huh? I mean, your ass and my face, what's up? Joe Dirt: Here we go, I'm a bit of a crocophile, so don't try this at home. This here's Rocky, and he ain't no puppy. Now, let's see if Rocky's got some cavities. [Joe opens Rocky's mouth] Joe Dirt: This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt. [Joe puts his head inside Rocky's mouth, then screams as Rocky moves his head up and down thrashing Joe around] Joe Dirt: [Rocky throws Joe out of his mouth as crowd laughs and cheers] Oh, when bad pets go bad, dang. Joe Dirt: [Babbling nonsensically] It's like the cartoons, I'm seein' all "tweet tweet". Charlene the Gator Farmer: Joe, what can I do fa you? Ya not makin' any sense. Joe Dirt: Not makin'? Not makin'? [Flashback to Joe's little sister in the car on their way to the Grand Canyon] Joe's Little Sister: That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunamaker. [echoes] Joe Dirt: Nunamaker! Nunamaker! That's what my sister said on the way to the Grand Canyon! My last name's Dirt, her last name's Nunamaker! That's my parents' last name!
c.		Craig: [tying Joanie in a sleeping bag] Now I've got you, bitch! Let's hear you say uncle! Say uncle! Say it, bag of bitch! Say it! Say it, bag of bitch! Say it! Say uncle!
d.		Will Lockhart: You're just a hard, scheming old woman, aren't you? Kate Canady: Ugly, too.

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