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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Analyze This (1999) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Analyze This (1999) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Analyze This (1999)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Analyze This (1999).

About the movie: A comedy about a psychiatrist whose number one-patient is an insecure mob boss.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Analyze This (1999)?
a.		Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, I got news for you, you little two-bit prick, son-of-a-bitch, rat-bastard you did nothing for me! Whatever you did the other day didn't take! I'm still fucked up! You did fucking NOTHING for me! Dr. Ben Sobel: Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Viti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone sneaks into my hotel room and kidnaps me in the middle of the night. I have a life, Mr. Viti, I have a family, and I have a serious practice, and I don't have time for your BULLSHIT!... That got away from me at the end there.
b.		Mr. Wong: Did the ancient and honorable name of Wong fall from the lips of his gracious and loyal niece? Moonflower, Wong's Niece: Doors must have keyholes. There will always be those to listen at them. Mr. Wong: It would be unfortunate to have to shut so beautiful a personage in the dungeon of the faithless. Moonflower, Wong's Niece: You wouldn't dare! Mr. Wong: Wong has dared many things. He will continue to dare. And one day when he is acclaimed by all of Keylat. Moonflower, Wong's Niece: You are wrong! You were never intended by fate to rule Keylat!
c.		[Kat's response, when asked by her mother what was wrong] Kat Ellis: Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.
d.		Devastator: Prepare for extermination!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Analyze This (1999)?
a.		Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night? Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend. Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems? Boss Paul Vitti: No. Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend? Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me? Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend? Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife. Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife? Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
b.		Walter Eckland: Frank. Kiss my foot Frank.
c.		Lady Macbeth: Look like the innocent flower but be the serpent under't.
d.		Don Birnam: Are you in the phone book? Helen St. James: Yes, but I'm not home very much. Don Birnam: Well, I'll call you at your office. Helen St. James: Editorial Research. If Henry Luce answers, hang up.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Analyze This (1999)?
a.		Akira Tanaka: Have you ever had your bones scraped, Mr. Roth? Tommy Roth: Not recently. Akira Tanaka: I hear it is not a pleasant experience. First the needle pierces the skin, leaving only the smallest of marks. The bone is scraped away by the gentle movement of the needle until it reaches the marrow.
b.		Tom Tom: Dixie was in a music band called The Beatles. Only they didn't know.
c.		Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... im gonna kill you , you understand?
d.		Trudy Chacon: I was hoping for some kind of tactical plan that didn't involve martyrdom.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Analyze This (1999)?
a.		Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times. Boss Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?
b.		Sally Owens: [Sally's letter to Gillian] Sometimes I feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, there's a circle around it. Sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole. Of not going to sleep each night, wanting. But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing... I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know. Maybe I had my happiness. I don't want to believe it but, there is no man, Gilly. Only that moon.
c.		Bates: [Bates enters, on his boat, next to the boat on where Jared and Sam are making out] Hey. Hey. You guys okay? Sam: Yeah. Jared: Yeah, we're good, man. Just plugging a few holes, you know? Sam: Hey? [hits Jared on the chest] Sam: Sea Robin looks great. Bates: Yeah, we just finished it. We got her out to sea before the storm hits. We've been working every day since. Jared: What the hell are you looking for, bro? They allready found the Titanic. You didn't hear about that? Bates: Oh, you mean the one with the dishes? No, I only hunt for stuff that comes in gold and silver. You know that. He, Sam. Here. [throws Sam a ring] Bates: Found it this morning where we were blowing a site. Maybe this guy can find a stone to put in that thing. [Jared gives him the finger] Bates: Hey, I'm sorry about your boat. you want my guy to take a look at it? Jared: No, I think it's looking pretty good. Got it under control. Bates: All right. Well, the least I can do is offer. Word on the water is you're out of work. You can always come back and work for me. Jared: No, that's cool, man. I got my own thing going now. You know, but if you wanna subcontract me, that's cool. We can work something out. Like a fifty- fifty kinda thing, you know? Bates: You don't just take a rowboat out and find a treasure chest filled with gold. It took me almost 10 years of scraping till I found my first haul. Hey, I mean what I say. You need help getting back in the water, let me know. Okay? [shouts] Bates: Move it out. Jared: Hey, Quinn. You wanna come work for a real captain, bro, you let me know, all right? Bates: Are you a captain know? You know, the water goes outside of the boat. [Sam laughs] Bates: We'll see you, Sam. [Sea Robin moves out]
d.		Bianca the Italian Surgeon: I'm a doctor, not a soldier. Captain Turner: You're tied in with us now, until it's over.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Analyze This (1999)?
a.		Lieutenant O'Connor: Where did you work before you came here? Irene: Where did you work before? For the Spanish Inquisition?
b.		Kalgan: I'm being undermined by my own disciples!
c.		Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
d.		Boss Paul Vitti: You're turning me down? Dr. Ben Sobel: When I got into family therapy, this was not the "family" I had in mind. Boss Paul Vitti: You, with your schmucky little office in your schmucky little home, you're turning me down? For what, so you can go back and listen to housewives piss and moan about how nobody fucks 'em right anymore?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Analyze This (1999)?
a.		Riddick: Strong survival instinct. I admire that in a woman.
b.		Van Helsing: I have to pull the bolts off... this is going to hurt! Frankenstein's Monster: I am accustomed to pain... Van Helsing: It lets you know you're alive!
c.		Mustang Player Duane Hewitt: Fast legs, slow fists: Dean Youngblood: The guy suckered me. Mustang Player Duane Hewitt: Oh, poor baby. Hey, maybe next time we can send you a telegram: get ready for the right hook.
d.		[afterreceiving a lavish gift from Vitti] Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Analyze This (1999)?
a.		Stranger: Anything worth anything under one roof. Debra: It's called looting. Stranger: No, ma'am. It's called doing what you gotta do.
b.		Jelly: I'm gonna get a bite to eat. You wanna sandwich or somethin'? Guard: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening? Jelly: A half a sandwich.
c.		[evacuating the Rebel Hoth base] Han Solo: [to C-3PO] Hurry up, goldenrod! Or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
d.		Jonathan Kessler: What do you want me to tell you? Alec Lochka: Tell her. Jonathan Kessler: You know I can't. I can't. What I have with her is good. Alec Lochka: Is it real? Jonathan Kessler: It's close enough.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Analyze This (1999)?
a.		Frankie Fane: Speaking of broads, whatever happened to Laurel? Hymie Kelly: I married her. Frankie Fane: Oh yeah? How is she? Hymie Kelly: She died. Frankie Fane: What'd you say? Hymie Kelly: I said she died.
b.		Monty: [after putting a six tier wedding cake in the back of Nicky's van] It's not going to bounce around in there is it? Nicky: No, I got it wedged against the toilet.
c.		[Orin sneaks up on T.K. who is watching a drug deal go down] Orin Boyd: Bird watching? T.K. Johnson: Aw, no man. You know, just checking on my old lady. You know, keeping tabs on her. Orin Boyd: Women. You can't trust 'em. T.K. Johnson: Not as far as I can throw her ass... and she a big bitch.
d.		Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother. Boss Paul Vitti: Fuckin' Greeks.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Analyze This (1999)?
a.		Areola Canastra: Bonjour, Mousier Corben. Michael Corben: Uh, Boner. I mean Suior.
b.		Jack Twist: Ya know it could be like this, just like this always.
c.		Dr. Ben Sobel: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?
d.		Aidan Keller: Let's watch some TV together. Rachel Keller: It's kind of late, Honey. Don't you think you should sleep? Aidan Keller: I never sleep. Rachel Keller: Then let Mommy make you something.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Analyze This (1999)?
a.		Boss Paul Vitti: You know me? Dr. Ben Sobel: Yes. Boss Paul Vitti: No you don't. Dr. Ben Sobel: Okay. Boss Paul Vitti: You see my picture in the paper? Dr. Ben Sobel: Yes. Boss Paul Vitti: No you didn't. Dr. Ben Sobel: I don't even get the paper.
b.		[to a reporter outside the committee hearing] Herbie Stemple: You know what the problem with you bums is? You never leave a guy alone unless you're leaving him alone.
c.		The Major: Frankly, who would miss him? Dr. Frederick: Who would miss him? Who, indeed. God help lonely people.
d.		[last lines] Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Well done, Henry! Indiana Jones, Mutt Williams: Thanks, Ox.

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