Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : How to Murder Your Wife (1965) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : How to Murder Your Wife (1965) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: How to Murder Your Wife (1965).

About the movie: A man who has set up the perfect lifestyle for himself makes the mistake of marrying while drunk... and his fantasies of murder are used against him.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Murder Your Wife (1965)?
a.		Romeo: He that hath the steerage of my course, direct my sail!
b.		Billy Flynn: [to Bobby] Give me the knife. You wanna go a round, go like a white man. Get a gun.
c.		Harold Lampson: I am speaking to you now not as your lawyer but as your friend. Stan, you are a grown man and grown men simply can't, repeat cannot, go around spreading terror on the New York streets at the height of the noon hour accompanied -will you stop just a minute, Stan?- by naked women. Stanley Ford: She wasn't naked. She had a diamond in her navel.
d.		Willard: [about Colonel Kilgore] Well, he wasn't a bad officer, I guess. He loved his boys, and he felt safe with 'em. He was just one of those guys with that weird light around him. He just knew he wasn't gonna get so much as a scratch here.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Murder Your Wife (1965)?
a.		Astrid Steele: Do you want me, or do you want my daughter? Bogart Peter Stuyvesant: Are they mutually exclusive? Astrid Steele: There's a word for you, but I don't think I even know what it is.
b.		Cassidy: If this is the afterlife, then death must be retail paradise!
c.		Stanley Ford: Here you are in the prime of life. A handsome figure of a man, successful in business, adored by one and all. In fact, it could be said that you had it made, except for the one thing. Harold Lampson: I'm a lousy lawyer, huh? Stanley Ford: [scoffs] No, you're married. Harold Lampson: Yeah, but being married is the normal way to live. Isn't it? Stanley Ford: Who says so? Harold Lampson: Edna? Stanley Ford: Oh Harold, I think you've been brainwashed. You're missing a very important point: marriage is not a basic fact of nature, it's an invention. It's like the infield fly rule; it exists only because the women say so and like idiots we just go following right along. Harold Lampson: Uh...no, no, no, uh, Stan, I don't know what I would do without Edna. She...she...she plans the meals, sends my shirts to the laundry... Stanley Ford: [interrupting] Harold, you're making another basic common masculine mistake: you're confusing love and laundry. Harold Lampson: [rubbing the side of his face] Love and laundry, ay?
d.		Tom: [Tom is at the beach checking out all the women] They don't make buns like that down at the bakery.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Murder Your Wife (1965)?
a.		Stanley Ford: Good evening, Judge Blackstone. I'm afraid this is a mournful occasion. Judge Blackstone: Not at all, my boy, not at all. Been married 38 years myself. And I don't regret one day of it. The one day I don't regret was... August 2, 1936. She was off visiting her ailing mother at the time.
b.		Sylvia Barrett: If you deny what you know, or what you are, or where you are, you deny the simplest part of being alive, and then you die.
c.		Bride doll: I promise to honor, love, and cherish, till death us do part. Chucky: You got that right!
d.		Lord Henry Wotton: I like persons better than principles and persons with no principles better than anything at all.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Murder Your Wife (1965)?
a.		John T. Chance: You're not as smart as your brother, Joe. He sees Stumpy here sittin' around the corner locked in with you... and if that isn't plain enough, I'll tell you why. If any trouble starts around this jail, before anybody can get to you you're gonna get accidentally shot. Stumpy: I can practical' guarantee that!
b.		[from trailer] Hal Jordan: Stay here! Carol Ferris: No problem!
c.		Charles Firbank: Good God. Doesn't speak English? And yet, on the other hand, if one will go around marrying persons who pop out of cakes, it's bound to be, well, rather catch as catch can, isn't it, sir?
d.		Blake: You're talking about what.You're talking about... Bitching about that sale you shot, some sonofabitch who don't wanna buy land, some broad you're trying to screw, so forth. Let's talk about something important. They all here? Williamson: All but one. Blake: I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levine? You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch? Dave Moss: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shit. Blake: You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. "Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them. you can't close the leads youre given you can't close shit. You ARE shit. Hit the bricks pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT. Shelley Levene: The leads are weak. Blake: The leads are weak? Fucking leads are weak. You're weak. I've been in this business 15 years... Dave Moss: What's your name? Blake: Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fucking faggots? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision, for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem, pal? Dave Moss: You - Moss. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums? Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch? Dave Moss: Yeah. Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. _I_ can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches. get mad. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If not you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.' These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Murder Your Wife (1965)?
a.		Gary Giggles: Excuse me there, sport.
b.		Mrs. Murphy: Don't you "Don't get riled, sugar" me! You ain't goin' back on the road no more, and you ain't playin' them ol' two-bit sleazy dives. You're livin' with me now, and you not gonna go slidin' around witcho ol' white hoodlum friends. Matt Murphy: But babes, this is Jake and Elwood, the Blues Brothers. Mrs. Murphy: The Blues Brothers? Shit! They still owe you money, fool. Jake: Ma'am, would it make you feel any better if you knew that what we're asking Matt here to do is a holy thing? Elwood: You see, we're on a mission from God. Mrs. Murphy: Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme in here! This is my man, this is my restaurant, and you two are just gonna walk right out that door without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens, and without Matt 'Guitar' Murphy!
c.		[on a multi-lane highway, traffic all around is passing and sounding horns] Pep Streebeck: You know, uh, Friday, we're allowed to go 55... On some occasions, even faster. Friday: I'm well aware of the federally mandated speed limit, Streebeck. But, did it ever occur to you that, by going eight miles an hour slower, we might save some gasoline and ease the burden on the poor taxpayers out there who pay our salaries? Pep Streebeck: Friday, a little extra gas isn't gonna put the city in hock; besides, this looks bad! Come on, live a little - it's the vertical pedal on the right.
d.		Stanley Ford: You get-um dressed, me go talk-um Butler.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Murder Your Wife (1965)?
a.		Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Jill: Sure will. Do you wanna go back to my place? Joe Dirt: Sure do.
b.		Marcus: I've never had a hero before. But you are my hero. Miep Gies: Oh, no. No, no, no, young man, no. I am not a hero. No. I did what I had to do, because it was the right thing to do. That is all.
c.		Stanley Ford: My God, you're Italian!
d.		MoPic: I was working in a lab, back in the rear - post-production. Sometimes we would get these cans of film in, you know? No cameraman, just the reels of film. And, we hear he got shot, he's dead or something. But the spookiest is thing is waiting for that film to develop, man, because you didn't know what you were gonna see. Sometimes you saw nothing. But other times...

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Murder Your Wife (1965)?
a.		Spencer: Change isn't always easy. It's how you deal with the change that counts.
b.		Stanley Ford: Push the button, Harold.
c.		Frank Allen: Do you know what doctors call riders that don't wear a helmet? Buddy Endrow: A hotel? Frank Allen: Organ donors.
d.		Ronald Wilkes: I do a pretty convincing Omar from the HBO program, The Wire.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Murder Your Wife (1965)?
a.		Stanley Ford: Gentlemen... [looks at Harold Lampson, who gives him a wink and a grin; turns back to jury] Stanley Ford: Gentlemen, I address you not as judge and jury, but as a fellow American male. The crime that you have just seen Harold Lampson commit in his imagination I have been accused of committing in reality. Too long has the American man allowed himself to be bullied, coddled, and mothered, and tyrannized, and in general meant to feel like a feeble-minded idiot by the female of the species. Do you realize the power that you have in your hand here today? If one man - just one man - can stick his wife in the goop from the gloppitta-gloppitta machine, and get away with it! Whoa-ho-ho, boy, we've got it made. We have got it made. All of us. Charles Firbank: Hear! Hear! Stanley Ford: Gentlemen, I did it. [crowd murmurs] Stanley Ford: I killed her. I murdered my wife. [judge bangs gavel] Stanley Ford: Every single charge that the district attorney has leveled against me is true. Indeed, I did slip her a Mickey - brrrup-brrrap! [smacks rail] Stanley Ford: I cold-bloodedly then fed her into a tomb of goop from the gloppitta-gloppitta machine! I ask you to acquit me! Acquit me on the grounds of justifiable homicide. And not for my sake... for yours.
b.		Joe Putzman: Excuse me, Detective Sergeant Wino, I'm Joe Putzman. I was wondering if you'd like to reassure our viewing audience that this reign of terror in our town will soon be over. That these ghastly series of banana murders will soon cease. Can you tell us anything, give us one ray of hope that our streets will soon be safe to walk again? Detective: No.
c.		The Kid: So, as just a guy who gave another guy a sandwich, you have any philosophical tips or anything, for a guy on a-kind of- road trip? Don Johnston: You asking me? The Kid: Yeah. Don Johnston: Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.
d.		Xian Chow: I tell them you say they no good fighters... and that their mothers have sex with mules.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Murder Your Wife (1965)?
a.		Jack Moseley: What about Spindler? Anton: Spindler? Spindler say before he skate with her, he wear garlic from neck and sleep with cross. Who is left? [speaks Russian] Anton: I am at bottom of barrel. Jack Moseley: Then you find another barrel.
b.		Charles Firbank: This is Mr. Ford's shower - thermostatically controlled at Mr. Ford's body temperature: ninety-eight point seven!
c.		Jesus: For all you care, this wine could be my blood. For all you care, this bread could be my body.
d.		Molly Grant: [to Kerrigan] Hi, Gumshoe! Your handcuffs are showing!

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