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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Haggard: The Movie (2003) - Part (5) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Haggard: The Movie (2003) - Part (5) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Haggard: The Movie (2003).
About the movie:
Based on the true story about Ryan Dunn (played by himself) and his ex-girlfriend Glauren (Jenn Rivell) and how she cheated on him...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Haggard: The Movie (2003)?
a.
Rumack
: Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable grueling. [
Oveur does all of the above as Rumack describes each one
]
Rumack
: At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence [
Oveur begins to fart uncontrollably
]
Rumack
: Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
b.
Naville
: You are going to go to work, my girl.
Celine
: What?
Naville
: You have spent the last quarter of a century watching the tide go in and out, but from tomorrow, you are going to work. Here, under my supervision. You're going to learn the essence of business. About money, and how it flows relentlessly back towards he who owns it. How to generate a profit from a loss, a loss from a profit, you are going to work. Now this may not strike you as very palatable. It may make you want to vomit. But you will, I assure you, get used to the taste. And pretty soon, you'll be spooning it down and asking for more like all the other kids.
c.
Mallick
: What are you doing?
Brit
: Being smart.
d.
Ryan
: [
halfheartedly throws bottle
]
Valo
: That was the most pussified attempt I have ever seen.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Haggard: The Movie (2003)?
a.
Ms. Robin Elizabeth Bishop
: [
to Chainsaw
] I think you're full of bull.
Rhonda Altobello
: It's okay, you can say bullshit in here.
b.
Joe
: Cough up a buck you cheap bastard.
c.
Glauren
: What do you mean no? You said you'd do anything for me the other night!
Ryan
: I think I was drunk... and rather stupid. So no. And fuck off.
Glauren
: Me fuck off?
Ryan
: FUCK OFF!
Glauren
: Fuck you! [
slaps Valo
]
d.
Harry Willis
: You're my favorite living mystery.
Charlotte
: Have you ever solved me?
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Haggard: The Movie (2003)?
a.
Bartenders
: What the hell?
Valo
: Oh, it's just Naked Dave.
b.
Damon Pennington
: The police can have the centre of the city sealed tight in fifteen minutes.
c.
Vivian
: I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna let me go.
d.
Prince John
: Stop, hee hee hee, stop hissing in my ear!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Haggard: The Movie (2003)?
a.
Elwood P. Dowd
: You see, science has overcome time and space. Well, Harvey has overcome not only time and space, but any objections.
Dr. Chumley
: Fly specks, fly specks! I've been spending my life among fly specks while miracles have been leaning on lampposts at 18th and Fairfax!
b.
Dr. Allison Reed
: I would've rocked your world.
Ira Kane
: You already have.
c.
Valo
: I don't care if it's a car, I don't care if it's a Goddamn Batmobile. I don't want to drive with him.
d.
Tyler Durden
: It's getting exciting now, two and one-half. Think of everything we've accomplished, man. Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. One step closer to economic equilibrium.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Haggard: The Movie (2003)?
a.
Raab
: See you Valo.
Valo
: God-damn, I don't know him.
b.
Crime Brother #2
: Yo, where the rent-a-cops at?
c.
Clarice
: Maybe the best way to begin is to start thinking about the future.
Scott Carey
: A future? In a world of giants?
Clarice
: Hmm. I've lived with them all my life. Oh, Scott, for people like you and me the world can be a wonderful place. The sky is as blue as it is for the giants. The friends are as warm.
Scott Carey
: I wish I could believe that.
Clarice
: You've got to believe that, don't you?
d.
[
after escaping Ida's oven
]
Angie
: Your mother is a goddamn crazy bitch, Michael! [
Ida throws a meat cleaver from O.S. that hits between Angie's legs
]
Angie
: Mother of God-! [
looks down his pants
]
Angie
: Thank God she needs glasses!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Haggard: The Movie (2003)?
a.
Lillian MacFarquhar
: It's one of the ironies of my otherwise straight forward life that I have fallen in love twice. Both times with people who insist on living in this godforsaken town.
b.
Gracie Hart
: Look, she's gonna cry again. [
imitating winner
]
Gracie Hart
: "Oh, if I only had a brain."
c.
Bartenders
: You could be up to your spuds in bitch meat every day, but that's not love, that's just jacking loads of birds.
d.
Mama Fratelli
: Follow them size five's
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Haggard: The Movie (2003)?
a.
Audrey Davis
: [
Audrey asks after Jenny bursts into the motel room she is in with BZ
] Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find me?
Jenny Portman
: You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car.
Jenny Portman
: [
to BZ who has just come out of the bathroom
] Stay! Ten -...
Audrey Davis
: You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed!
Jenny Portman
: No! But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now! Seven, six...
BZ
: But we're not ready to go yet.
Jenny Portman
: Oh, you're not ready? Well... Well, are you ready for this? [
Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach
]
Jenny Portman
: I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don't think so!
Jenny Portman
: [
to Audrey
] Four, three...
Audrey Davis
: Are you happy? You've just ruined my entire life!
Jenny Portman
: Well, we'll fix it later! Two... [
back to BZ
]
Jenny Portman
: You!
BZ
: Chill out, Mommy.
Jenny Portman
: Hey!
BZ
: It's all good.
Jenny Portman
: [
cutting in
] Don't you talk to me like that!
BZ
: It's just a prom.
Jenny Portman
: [
cutting in more
] You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass!
b.
Shelly
: Is that all you're gonna do this weekend? Smoke dope?
c.
Linda Porter
: I had no idea how hot the climate would be, everything grows wild here and the pickings are far too easy.
d.
Valo
: Seriously, knock that shit off. I'm going to punch your throat off your body. I'm walking over here. If you follow me, I'm gonna kill you.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Haggard: The Movie (2003)?
a.
Linda
: There were people sufferin' in pain and hunger. Some people their tongues were hangin' out of their mouths.
b.
Harry Glynn
: Molly told me the difference betwen a pick-up and a lady. Now I see who the pick-up is.
c.
Valo
: [
Valo's voicemail message
] Yeah, I figured it'd be you, that's why I didn't answer it.
d.
Woody Stevens
: Del Fuegos! Hide the bikes! Quick!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Haggard: The Movie (2003)?
a.
Valo
: What the fuck is wrong with your face? We're about to perform a highly illegal break-in and you're on your way to a football game with your frat buddies!
b.
Tyler Durden
: We are all part of the same compost heap.
c.
Nita
: What do you miss most ?
Bridgot
: Nothing.
Nita
: I do. Not the big things but the little things. Like when Sandles used to greet me when I'd come home. He'd lick my face and his tail would wag so hard , he'd knock himself over.
d.
Insp. Bird
: [
on the phone
] Where are you speaking from, Jaffers? Lion's Head in, eh? Did you say an invisible man? Well, look here! You put more water in it next time!
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Haggard: The Movie (2003)?
a.
Beth
: I think those are the most innovative people I've ever seen.
Valo
: Are you kidding me? I think that's the most asinine shit I've ever seen apart from that ghetto ass fuck machine!
b.
Big George
: That's terrible.
Sally
: It's horrible.
Big George
: Terrible is what it is.
c.
Bender
: You keep eating your hand and you're not gonna be hungry for lunch...
d.
Assistant director
: [
Seeing an extra having a false beard applied by a make-up man
] Is that beard supposed to be Russian? It looks like an ad for cough drops!
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