Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011).

About the movie: A sharp-witted comedy that follows a group of apparent strangers in interlocking stories taking place in ten different bars during the course of one evening throughout Los Angeles.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011)?
a.		Francine Driver: You wanna frisk me?
b.		Lucy Pevensie: Are you all right? You look awful. Edmund Pevensie: Well, what do you expect? I mean, it's freezing! How do we get out of here?
c.		Ted Hanover: A gentle smile often breeds a kick in the pants.
d.		JB: [looks out the window and sees a hot babe] WOW, check out that superfox. KG: You think you can handle a woman like that? JB: I think so. KG: Well, you better know so. Cause there's gonna be then times hotter once backstage at the Kyle Gass Project. JB: Really? KG: [nods his head] Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock push-up. JB: What's a cock push-up? KG: [Repeats JB like he is supposed to know what it means] What's a cock push-up? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner. JB: No problem. KG: The cock is a muscle, you gotta learn how to flex it. From now on I want you to do one cock push-up a day, everyday. JB: It hurts my cock. KG: Keep at it, you never know when you'll need to fuck your way out of a tight situation.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011)?
a.		Mandy Slade: [voiceover on New Year's Eve '69] And on winding roads, in crowded clubs or hotel bar, this shipwreck of the streets rehearsed his future glory. A cigarette tracing a ladder to the stars.
b.		[Dallas Grimmes mistakes Beavis and Butt-head for hit men who are hunting her] Dallas Grimmes: 10 grand? [scoffs] Dallas Grimmes: Oh, that cheap ass. All right, I've got a better deal for you. I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back there and do him. Butt-head: You want us to do a guy? No way. Beavis: I don't know, Butt-Head. That is a lot of money. Maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick.
c.		Jeff: At least I admit that I don't know. I know that things are fucked up, beyond belief, and I have nothing original to say about it...
d.		Nick: I was under the impression a bar was like a church. A place where a man can be left alone to think in peace.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011)?
a.		Leo Solomon: Politics is perception.
b.		Margaret Garrison: Look how he walks. Like a brigadier general. He may not always remember where he is going, but he always goes there with a firm step.
c.		Baxter Cain: Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly, he made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now? Douglas "Swish" Reemer: As much as he made playing in college? Baxter Cain: What? No, a lot more! Big money, and you can too! Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Would I have to quit baseketball? Baxter Cain: What? No, I need you to get Coop to go along! Douglas "Swish" Reemer: He'd have to quit baseketball too? Baxter Cain: [Dumbfounded, holding his head in pain] Ehhh... ahh... Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Did I just fart?
d.		Henry: You're the kind of woman I bet looks great naked.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011)?
a.		E. K. Hornbeck: [about Brady] He's the only man I know who can strut sitting down.
b.		Kim: Everyone always thinks dying in your sleep is the way to go, but it scares the hell out me. What if you're having a nightmare about being chased by someone or jumping off a cliff and then you have a heart attack and die?
c.		Joan Crawford: Why must EVERYTHING be a CONTEST?
d.		Rob: John Dillinger was killed behind that theater in a hale of FBI gunfire. And do you know who tipped them off? His fucking girlfriend. All he wanted to do was go to the movies.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011)?
a.		Henry: You have this... intangible quality. Francine Driver: Try harder. Henry: I'm cursed by the blossoming knowledge of my feminine ideal & she looks suspiciously like you. Francine Driver: That's not bad. Henry: It's pretty good, you mean. Not a total waste. Francine Driver: How about the truth. Henry: The truth is you're not my usual type. Francine Driver: What's your usual type? Henry: Gaunt, fashionable and dumb, with a big square Appalachian ass and an obsession with country music. Francine Driver: Jesus. Henry: Will you at least consider it? Francine Driver: [sighs, rips up photo. Sighs. Smiles. Grins]
b.		Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up! Uncle Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks. [pulls a check out of his shirt pocket] Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds! Kip: Geez. Yeah right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today. Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina. Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!
c.		Big Chuck: GOOD girls don't hang around with dead boys!
d.		Kaffee: Alright, let's get two. Lt. Sherby: Sorry! Kaffee: Nothing to be sorry about, Sherby, you just look the ball into your glove. Let's try it again. Shootin' two! Lt. Sherby: Sorry! Kaffee: Sherby, you gotta trust me, you keep your eyes open and your chances of catching ball increase by a factor of 10. Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Kaffee. Kaffee: Let's try it again. Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Kaffee! Kaffee: Dave you seem distraught. Lieutenant Dave Spradling: We were supposed to meet in your office 15 minutes ago to talk about the McDermont case. You're stalling on this one. We get this done right now, or I mean it, Kaffee, I'm going to hang your boy from a fuckin' yardarm! Kaffee: Yardarm? Sherby, does the Navy still hang people from Yardarms? Lt. Sherby: I don't think so. Kaffee: Dave, Sherby doesn't think the Navy hangs people yardarms anymore. Lieutenant Dave Spradling: I'm going to charge him with possession and being under the influence while on duty. You plead guilty I recommend 30 days in the brig with loss of rank and pay. Kaffee: It was oregano, Dave. It was 10 dollars worth of oregano. Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Yeah, but your client thought it was marijuana. Kaffee: My client's a moron that's not against the law. Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Kaffee, I have people to answer to just like you do. I'm going to charge him. Kaffee: With what? Possession of a condiment? Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Kaffee... Kaffee: Look, Dave, I tried to help you out of this but if you ask for jail time I'm going to file a motion to dismiss. Kaffee: You won't get it. Kaffee: I will get it. And if the MTD is denied I'll file a motion in limine seeking an evidentary ruling in advance and then I'm going to file against pretrial confinement and you're going to spend the next three months going blind on paperwork because a Signalman Second Class bought and smoked a dime bag of oregano. Lieutenant Dave Spradling: B misdemeanor 20 days in the brig. Kaffee: C misdemeanor 15 days restricted duty.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011)?
a.		Dr. Huer, Scientist General: By means of a gas discovered by Professor Morgan, these two people have remained in suspended animation for five hundred years. Col. Buck Rogers: Five hundred years? George 'Buddy' Wade: That makes me old enough to be my own great grandfather.
b.		Budd: You gotta hand it to the old girl. I never saw nobody buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill. Bill used to think she was so damn smart. I tried to tell him... "Bill, she's just smart for a blonde."
c.		Henry: You have this... intangible quality. Francine Driver: Try harder. Henry: I'm cursed by the blossoming knowledge of my feminine ideal & she looks suspiciously like you. Francine Driver: That's not bad. Henry: It's pretty good, you mean. Not a total waste. Francine Driver: How about the truth. Henry: The truth is you're not my usual type. Francine Driver: What's your usual type? Henry: Gaunt, fashionable and dumb, with a big square Appalachian ass and an obsession with country music. Francine Driver: Jesus. Henry: Will you at least consider it? Francine Driver: [sighs, rips up photo. Sighs. Smiles. Grins]
d.		[first lines] Jack Reid: [on the phone] Tell the Mayor, I'm insulted. I would never jeopardize the journalistic integrity of this newspaper for some random Mayor's political agenda. Jack Reid: [to his son] So Britt, here we are again. Sent home after another schoolyard fight. I know you miss your mother. So do I. But I have to take care of 750 employees, and you have to take care of yourself. Still that seems to be asking too much. Young Britt: But I was trying to stop some bullies...

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011)?
a.		Dana Holderman: Congratulations, and welcome home, Jerry-berry. Jerry Arthur: Actually, it's just Jerry.
b.		Henry: You stole his Cadillac and he got mad so he shaved your head while you were sleeping, it wasn't very fatherly but it happened.
c.		Bones: [in response to Spock carrying Kirk while wearing jet-boots] You two go on ahead, I'll wait for the next car.
d.		Chili Palmer: [after seeing Raji in a Mink covered coat and hat] Well, if it isn't Flea Diddy. Raji: Man, don't be comin' in here pretendin' you know anything about rap. Chili Palmer: Oh, but I know more about rap than you do. I bet you don't even know who the Sugarhill Gang is. Raji: But, I know who the Bust Da Cap In Yo Ass Gang is.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011)?
a.		Doug: Rock n' roll, baby! Freedom of speech!
b.		[after Norbit ruins the wedding and their future of opening a strip joint, the Latimore Brothers come at him, staring in anger] Big Jack: You messed up, boy. Earl Latimore: [whispers] That's right. Big Jack: [grabs Norbit, raising his fist] Now you gonna pay... BIG TIME! Abe the Tailor: [furious and growling] Latimore! Keep your "fakakta" hands off him! Big Jack: Go back to your shop, Abe! Before I kill you too!
c.		Henry: You have this... intangible quality. Francine Driver: Try harder. Henry: I'm cursed by the blossoming knowledge of my feminine ideal & she looks suspiciously like you. Francine Driver: That's not bad. Henry: It's pretty good, you mean. Not a total waste. Francine Driver: How about the truth. Henry: The truth is you're not my usual type. Francine Driver: What's your usual type? Henry: Gaunt, fashionable and dumb, with a big square Appalachian ass and an obsession with country music. Francine Driver: Jesus. Henry: Will you at least consider it? Francine Driver: [sighs, rips up photo. Sighs. Smiles. Grins]
d.		Zack: Stuff like this only makes us stronger. Michael: Yeah. Anyone who says you're not going to make it is talking about themselves. Zack: You know, Stanislavski has this quote - I love this quote - he says 'You've got to love yourself in the art, not the art in yourself.' Michael: ...He didn't say that.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011)?
a.		Big Joe: According to this map, we got a river to cross before we get into this town of yours. Kelly: Yeah, well there's a bridge right here, six miles out. Big Joe: There was a bridge. The Air Corps knocked every bridge out of that river months ago. Kelly: A-ah. Intelligence reports that the Air Corps knocking'em out by day and the Germans rebuilding'em by night. Now all we have to do is get there tomorrow morning at dawn, and we got ourselves a bridge. Big Joe: Oh, how about the German Army? Do you think they'd mind us crossing their bridge, eh Kelly? Kelly: Probably.
b.		Teresa: All words have double meaning.
c.		Leopold: Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I've never felt momentarily.
d.		Nancy Holbrook: [Sees a book in their pile] What's this one doing here? Quentin Smith: It's The Pied Piper of Hamelin. I saw it in one of my dreams. It's about a guy who's betrayed by a town and gets his revenge by taking away their children. Nancy Holbrook: I keep dreaming about children, too. And then there's also a school. Quentin Smith: Well, it's gotta mean something. Nancy Holbrook: Yeah, but, I mean, what? We didn't go to school together until, like, 6th grade.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011)?
a.		Bob Curtin: Wouldn't it be better, the way things are, to separate tomorrow, or even tonight? Fred C. Dobbs: That would suit you fine, wouldn't it? Bob Curtin: Why me more than you? Fred C. Dobbs: So you could fall on me from behind, sneak up and shoot me in the back. Bob Curtin: All right, I'll go first. Fred C. Dobbs: And wait for me on the trail to ambush me?
b.		June: Is it true that Mexican men love cunnilingus?
c.		Oberst Von Scherbach: Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
d.		Robin Hood: You are entering the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men. Rabbi Tuckman: Faygeles? [clears their throats, trying to act macho] Robin Hood: No, no. We're straight. Just... merry. Rabbi Tuckman: As I. And who are you, with the exceptionally long feather in your hat? Robin Hood: I am Robin of Locksley. Rabbi Tuckman: Robin of Locksley? I've just come from Maid Marian, the woman whose heart you've stolen, you prince of thieves, you! I knew her parents before they were taken in the plague, Lord and Lady Bahgel. You know, you two were made for each other. I mean, what a combination. Locksley and Bahgel! It can't miss!

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