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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)

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About the movie: This is the story of Marcus Templeton, a lonely security guard who blows all of his life savings on prostitutes because he is a TOTAL LOSER!

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)?
a.		Caroline Wolff Hansen: You're so afraid that someone's gonna get something that you never had. It's what makes you mean. And you know something, Dwight? One of these days, all of that meanness is gonna snap back and slap you right in the face.
b.		Hiccup: I really did hit one! Gobber: Sure, Hiccup. Hiccup: He never listens! Gobber: Well, it runs in the family. Hiccup: And when he does, its always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimmed on the meat in his sandwich. [imitating] Hiccup: "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!" Gobber: Now, you're thinking about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand. Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up! Gobber: Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not! Hiccup: I just wanna be one of you guys!
c.		Sgt. Small: What the hell is that? Trooper Wayne: Sounds like Cole Porter, sir. Sgt. Small: [points his gun] End it! Trooper Wayne: Sir!
d.		Marcus: I could go buy something at the store - those people have to talk to you.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)?
a.		Icey Spoon: [about the conjugal bed] When you've been married to a man for forty years you know all that don't amount to a hill of beans. I've been married to Walt that long and I swear in all that time I just lie there thinkin' about my canning.
b.		Captain Miller: James Francis Ryan from Iowa? Private Ryan: Yes sir. How'd you guess that?
c.		Professor Kendall: [Referring to Thorkel] He's a very strange man, abnormally secretive about his experiments, and now for two years he's buried himself in a camp in the Amazon jungle. Who knows what his mental state may be? Dr. Rupert Bulfinch: Dr. Thorkel may be eccentric, but he is also the greatest living biologist. I shall be glad to help him if I can.
d.		Marcus: This is kind of expensive, but it'll be worth it to go out on a date.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)?
a.		[both sobbing] Mrs. Higgins: Henrietta, what are you blubbering about? Mrs. Denham: I can't help it. I'm so happy. Mrs. Higgins: There's no need to be sentimental. Mrs. Denham: Well, what are you crying for? Mrs. Higgins: Why shouldn't I? Why can't I be happy, too?
b.		Guiseppe: My name is Guiseppe and I'm Antonio's brother.
c.		Marcus: My chin is being swallowed up by the abyss once known as my neck
d.		[Yorke has ridden in to save the colonel, but Thursday has decided to die with his men rather than face disgrace] Lt. Col. Thursday: Trouble you for your sabre, Captain. Captain Yorke: My sabre? Lt. Col. Thursday: I must rejoin my command. Captain Yorke: The command is wiped out, sir, and there's nothing we can do about it. Lt. Col. Thursday: I'm not asking your opinion, Capt. Yorke. When you command this regiment - and you probably will - command it! Your sabre, sir. [Capt. Yorke hands him his sabre] Lt. Col. Thursday: Any questions, Captain? [Capt. Yorke watches as Col. Thursday rides off to rejoin the battle] Captain Yorke: No questions.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)?
a.		Uniformed Policeman #1: [describing the Batmobile] He is in a vehicle! Dispatcher: Make and color? Uniformed Policeman #1: It's a black... [looks at his partner, who shrugs] Uniformed Policeman #1: ...tank!
b.		Inigo Montoya: There will be blood tonight!
c.		Marcus: I wish I could safely pull out my heart and massage it
d.		Jack: You still think your dad was some big shot, don't you? My dad could run faster than your dad, throw harder than your dad, and hit further than your dad. But he never got half the respect that your daddy got. Peter: Well, maybe that's because your dad never respected himself to stay sober for a game or two! Jack: Well at least my dad has respect from his own kid! Peter: The only reason your dad's still alive because my father took his drunk ass to rehab! Jack: Well here we go! Here we go everybody! The almighty Buddy Davis and his son Saint Peter!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)?
a.		Boog: The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad, I shouldn't, yet I will.
b.		Joe Enders: I ain't that drunk Yahzee, you cut that horseshit out.
c.		Marcus: At least this is better than my last job, changing those aromatic urinal cakes.
d.		Gilbreath: Do you know what this is, boy? [Holds up a coin] Gilbreath: Pop off! Poteete: It's a quarter, sir. Gilbreath: Shut up! Open your mouth and stick out your tongue. [Poteete sticks out his tongue and Gilbreath places the coin on it] Gilbreath: Swallow it! [Gilbreath grabs Poteete's throatt, forcing him to swallow the coin] Gilbreath: That's good boy, that's reeeal good. You're gonna be my little piggy-bank.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)?
a.		Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I don't think God keeps an eye on your sperm. What kind of job is that for God? It'd take him all day. I'm gonna throw up. Jimmy Tudeski: [later] Did you have a good relationship with your father? Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Yeah, we were like pals. Jimmy Tudeski: I wanna to kill my father. I want to take a icepick and stick it right in his eyeball. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Still gonna throw up. Jimmy Tudeski: We had some great times though. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: You and your father? Jimmy Tudeski: No. Me and Cynthia. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: [burps] That's almost vomit.
b.		Marcus: I should eat at home and save my money for call girls.
c.		Adam Taylor: And she's a film girl too. Most film girls look like Peter Lorre.
d.		Beaver's Son: We don't like you and we hate your dad. Now grab some of that mud, chew it in your mouth, and swallow it. Ash: I'm not gonna eat mud! Beaver's Son: Cuss yeah you are. [he picks up a large glob of mud and shoves it in Ash's face. Ash makes a gagging sound but does not react further] Kristofferson: [takes off his shoes] Don't do that. Beaver's Son: Why'd you take your shoes off? Kristofferson: So I don't break your nose when I kick it. [he proceeds to take Beaver's son out with some precision karate moves, ending with a throwdown in the mud. Beaver's son walks away quietly sobbing] Ash: I can fight my own fights. Kristofferson: [turns to Ash] No you can't...

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)?
a.		Harry Potter: [teaching the DA] Stunning is one of the most important spells in your arsenal. It's sort of a wizard's bread and butter really.
b.		[last lines] Carl Denham: It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.
c.		Marcus: My heart is bound to explode if I keep eating like this.
d.		Steve: Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well, first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said, 'Hey, a movie sounds good,' plus he got an invitation. Mary: Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person? Steve: What are you talking about?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)?
a.		Jean Maitland: We started off on the wrong foot. Let's stay that way.
b.		Reuben Tishkoff: I can handle Saul's share. Danny Ocean: You don't have to do that. Reuben Tishkoff: Who would I talk to if you're all dead? Danny Ocean: That's a good point. Alright, I owe 10. Amazing? Yen: [speaks in Mandarin] Rusty Ryan: [chuckles] Yeah, but it's a nice place. Livingston Dell: So that comes to? Reuben Tishkoff: 97, give or take. Rusty Ryan: He didn't find us on his own. Someone helped him. Reuben Tishkoff: Another thief. Linus Caldwell: Well, there's no-one we'd know that would violate rule number one. Danny Ocean: What we do know is we need a job. We need a high paying job. Linus Caldwell: Well, now we're too hot to be working anywhere in this country. Danny Ocean: So we go abroad. How 'bout we go to... Rusty Ryan: [cuts in] We're on the 5:00. Danny Ocean: Good. We're we going? Rusty Ryan: Amsterdam. Danny Ocean: Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go. Linus Caldwell: I've never been to Amsterdam. Turk Malloy: I hear German girls are really hot.
c.		Goose: It's the bottom of the 9th, the score is tied. It's time for the big one. Iceman: You up for this one, Maverick? Maverick: Just a walk in the park, Kazansky.
d.		Marcus: Can I feel those?

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)?
a.		Oak: Well, I guess there are enough of us here. Maple Tree: Then speak up! Tylette: The children of the woodcutter, your mortal enemy, are on their way here, looking for the blue bird. Pine Tree: The blue bird? Tylette: I've put as many obstacles in their way as I can, but now it's up to you. Hickory Tree: What do you want us to do? Tylette: Frighten them! Terrify them! Put the fear of the devil into them! They'll forget what they came for and go back where they belong. Oak, I rely upon you. Elm Tree: Oh, this is going to be jolly fun! Oak: Jolly fun? Are you all daft? Didn't you hear what she said? They're looking for the blue bird. What good would it do to frighten them? They'll only come back again and again. We must destroy them!
b.		Jimmy Monroe: What do you do? Hourly Housekeeper: Housekeeping. Eddie: She's an hourly housekeeper. Hou... Hourly rate. Housekeeper.
c.		T.J. Hicks: Claire said Antoine's apartment was messed up, but I had no idea. Deuce Bigalow: Claire? T.J. Hicks: The hooker you ass-punched.
d.		Marcus: Am I going insane? I hope I'm just drunk!

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