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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Due Date (2010) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Due Date (2010) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Due Date (2010).
About the movie:
High-strung father-to-be Peter Highman is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay on a road trip in order to make it to his child's birth on time.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Due Date (2010)?
a.
Old couple at the window
: [
tiredly, looking at King Karl's marriage procession
] It must be wonderful to be a king!
b.
Ethan Tremblay
: [
from trailer
] [
talking to a can full of his dad's ashes
]
Ethan Tremblay
: Dad... You were like a father to me.
c.
Nino Brown
: You sound like this shit'll change the world.
G-Money
: I don't know about all that change-the-world shit, but I do know they be going crazy over this. And the bitches... oh lord! Them bitches, they do anything for this, man! I had my jimmy waxed every day last week! You understand? Several times a day!
Nino Brown
: [
laughs
] Get the fuck out of here! I know damn well ain't nobody sucked your shriveled-up dick.
G-Money
: You trying to dis me?
Nino Brown
: I'm just telling the truth. That's all I'm doing. Several times a day, my ass.
d.
Gwen Cummings
: Nobody gets hurt collecting coins.
Jasper
: Everybody hurts everybody it's the human condition!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Due Date (2010)?
a.
Miles Gloriosus
: What is she like?
Pseudolus
: A face so fair, a heart so pure - Sir, if you had been born a woman, you would have been she!
Miles Gloriosus
: As magnificent as that?
b.
[
evacuating the Rebel Hoth base
]
Han Solo
: [
to C-3PO
] Hurry up, goldenrod! Or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
c.
Border Crossing Agent
: [
from trailer
] Why are your eyes so glassy? You been partying?
Ethan Tremblay
: No, I have glaucoma.
Border Crossing Agent
: What about the dog? Does he have glaucoma? His eyes are glassy too.
d.
[
repeated line
]
Butch Cassidy
: Who are those guys?
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Due Date (2010)?
a.
Ethan Tremblay
: Did you call me over here to apologize?
Peter Highman
: What? Fuck You!
b.
Ozzie
: The boss's daughter. Never too early to start kissing ass.
c.
Tai Lung
: All I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are Shifu! Tell me! TELL ME!
Shifu
: I have always been proud of you. From the first moment I've been proud of you. And it was my pride that blinded me. I loved you too much to see what you were becoming, what I turned you into. I'm... I'm sorry.
Tai Lung
: I don't want your apology, I want my SCROLL!
d.
Johnny Lawrence
: [
Johnny approaches Daniel at school, and gives him an application for the All-Valley Tournament
] Here. You'll need to fill this out and send it in, okay? Just so they'll know where to claim the body.
Daniel
: Let me ask you something... We both know you can stomp me, so why rub it in?
Johnny Lawrence
: [
shrugs
] Maybe I like to.
Daniel
: Ever stop to ask yourself if maybe HE [
obviously referring to Kreese
]
Daniel
: might be wrong? At least, about some things? [
Johnny has to turn away and count to ten to keep himself from exploding
]
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Due Date (2010)?
a.
Ethan Tremblay
: Holy Moses, it's like I'm traveling with a child!
Peter Highman
: Have you used the restroom?
Ethan Tremblay
: Good point, I need to take a pee-pee. [
walks towards the restroom with a childish walk
]
b.
Booger
: This is bullshit! I want bush, pan down
c.
Rob
: I'm looking for a job!
Sofia
: What kind of a job? A handjob?
d.
David
: I don't want to be too forward, but I don't notice a lot of kids around and I'm trying to find other kids to have play dates with Emily.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Due Date (2010)?
a.
Paul Tannek
: Oh are you referring to the illegal drugs you distribute at partied?
Chris
: You know what I'm talking about?
b.
Indiana Jones
: [
on Willie's incessant screaming
] The biggest trouble with her is the noise.
c.
Ethan Tremblay
: Where's your dad?
Peter Highman
: Uh... no idea.
Ethan Tremblay
: When's the last time you saw him?
Peter Highman
: 1977. He had his bags packed at the door and he picked them up and put in the back of his car. And, uh, drove away. Last time I ever saw him.
Ethan Tremblay
: [
begins laughing hysterically
]
Ethan Tremblay
: That's so funny! My dad would never do that, he loved me!
d.
Bill Coles
: Can I speak frankly?
Lawrence Garfield
: No. Lie to me! Tell me how thrilled you are to know me. I always speak frankly. I hate people who say, "Can we speak frankly?" It means they're bullshittin' me the rest of the time.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Due Date (2010)?
a.
Ness
: [
Ness has just shot a gangster after the Canadian border raid
] I had to kill him.
Malone
: Oh, yeah. He's as dead as Julius Caesar... Would you rather it was you?
Ness
: No, I would not.
Malone
: Well, then, you've done your job. Go home and sleep well tonight.
b.
Peter Highman
: I'm sorry I spat on your dog. I have no recollection of that.
c.
Brian
: [
Brian turns to his mother, responding to her comment about the silliness of "World of Mystery"
] If you're gonna make fun, I just as soon watch it by myself.
d.
Husband
: Well, what's our little skeptic doing today?
Housewife
: She's frying the cat in pure Nesson oil. [
cat screams
]
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Due Date (2010)?
a.
Jackie O'Hara
: So... Teddy fuckin' Timmons, huh? I heard you were back.
Teddy
: Yeah.
Jackie O'Hara
: You don't call me!
Teddy
: Well, no, you see, Jackie, I-I just got back...
Jackie O'Hara
: -What are you boys drinkin'? Hey, Shang, get a round in here will you?
Shang
: [
calls out
] Sure, Jack.
Jackie O'Hara
: Fuckin' Celtics, huh?
Teddy
: I-I-I g-guess you've been hearin' stories about me, huh, Jackie?
Jackie O'Hara
: I heard you was back was all.
Teddy
: Well, let me tell ya. This is fuckin' hilarious, you're gunna piss your pants. Remember that Perez, that fuckin' spic from Dorchester? Remember him?
Jackie O'Hara
: What, the little guy?
Teddy
: R-remember you sent me and Gavin down to talk to him? Gavvy, you remember that?
Gavin
: [
nods
] Sure, I remember that.
Teddy
: So about a month ago these F.B.I. guys come to talk to me in the joint. And, I don't even talk to regular cops, ever, you know? Like when they came to me after I got busted for all that coke... And they said 'Jackie O' and I said 'I know the guy, but I don't work for anyone'.
Jackie O'Hara
: Hey, thanks for that by the way.
Teddy
: That's no problem, Jackie. So, these F.B.I. guys want to know about Perez 'cause they're building a case against him, right? You're going to love this. I say, 'You mean Junior Perez of Columbia Avenue in Dorchester, about five-two, got a fat-assed girlfriend that looks like a fuckin' pitbull?' They said yeah, and I said 'No, never heard of the guy'. [
everyone laughs
]
Teddy
: Right? So now they roll up their sleeves. They're not going nowhere. And I sit there for three hours, fuckin' sweatin', shakin'. I almost start cryin'. It's like fuckin' Academy Award time. Finally I break down. And you know, I tell 'em the truth. I-I'm like George fuckin' Washington, I cannot tell a lie. 'I know Perez, and I used to work for him.'. I-I give 'em Perez, that fat fuckin' Columbian prick Menendez, locations, everything. And then they come back to me, and they want me to testify. It's like Witness Protection bullshit, and i'm like, 'Fuck you. I'm not going into any Witness Protection bullshit fuckin' plan. Fuck that! We made a deal!'. So now this lawyer they gave me is all over 'em. I'm not even safe in the joint with the witness protection and shit, and they got no choice! They gotta let me go.
Jackie O'Hara
: [
pause, everyone looks at each other
] Fuck! Can you believe that? Fuck!
Teddy
: Yeah, I tell ya it was a fuckin' nightmare. Never trust those Feds, man, they fuckin' lie. I'm lucky to be here.
Jackie O'Hara
: Yeah, fuckin' Feds. Cocksuckers, huh?
Red
: Pricks.
Jackie O'Hara
: They're in Boston looking for Puerto Ricans. In Washington they're stealing us blind!
Red
: Absolutely right.
Jackie O'Hara
: Hey, here's to Teddy. [
raises glass
]
Jackie O'Hara
: Welcome home! [
all toasting, shouting
]
Jackie O'Hara
: When the cops gonna learn, huh? This town don't talk. Especially this kid right here. [
points and playfully slaps Seamus
]
Jackie O'Hara
: A fuckin' chatterbox, the gift of gab, huh? [
everyone laughs
]
Jackie O'Hara
: Hey guys I gotta go. Katy's mother's cookin' dinner. Anyone got any rolaids? [
laughing
]
Teddy
: Hey, hey, Jackie, uh, we're cool, right?
Jackie O'Hara
: Sure, sure, hey. Give me a call on the weekend. We got some work.
b.
Peter Highman
: If I miss the birth of my own child, I'm gonna choke you out with your own scarf. Wrap that thing 'round your head, and choke you out.
Ethan Tremblay
: Sounds a bit... drastic.
c.
Princess Leia
: General, count me in.
d.
John Dunbar
: Dunbar, not Dumb Bear.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Due Date (2010)?
a.
Katie
: I feel it. I feel it breathing on me.
b.
[
Phyllis comes out of the bedroom, sees Billy and screams
]
Billy Kramer
: Hi.
Phyllis Bernard
: Hi.
Billy Kramer
: What's your name?
Phyllis Bernard
: I'm Phyllis Bernard.
Billy Kramer
: Who?
Phyllis Bernard
: I'm a friend... uh, business associate of your father's... dad.
Ted Kramer
: [
in the bedroom
] Oh, Jesus.
Billy Kramer
: Do you like fried chicken?
Phyllis Bernard
: Fried chicken? Very much.
Billy Kramer
: So do I.
Phyllis Bernard
: Uhm... well, it's really... It's been nice seeing you and...
Billy Kramer
: Bye.
Phyllis Bernard
: Bye [
comes back to the bedroom
]
Phyllis Bernard
: Kramer, I just met your son.
c.
Ethan Tremblay
: [
from trailer
] My father always had a saying "When a day starts like this it's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman
: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
Ethan Tremblay
: But nobody wants to be down, everybody wants to be up. It's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman
: But it's easier to go downhill. So your dad had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.
d.
Bishop
: I believe in miracles, Marquet. It's part of my job.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Due Date (2010)?
a.
Ethan Tremblay
: [
rehearsing a monologue from The Godfather
]
Heidi
: That was really good, especially the second paragraph about the killing.
Barry
: Really good.
Heidi
: Did you write that?
Ethan Tremblay
: No, the mafia did.
b.
California Doctor
: If he breaks it again, it's possible he could never walk again.
Red Pollard
: He just said it's possible. Well, hell, anything's possible. We've proved that already.
c.
[
from trailer
]
Cole Howard
: We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal...
Josh Kovacs
: Don't worry. I know someone who does.
d.
Hotel Clerk
: [
pointing to his name tag, as he pulls an annoyed look
] Excuse me - does this say 'Moron'?
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Due Date (2010)?
a.
April
: My nearest neighbors are about four miles away. I need to get to a phone and call my boss.
Casey Jones
: You mean Charles?
April
: Yes; how did you know that?
Casey Jones
: He left a message on your machine, uh, just before we got out...
April
: And?
April
: Well, hey, you just saved yourself an eight-mile round-tripper. Um... You were fired.
April
: I just saved myself?
Casey Jones
: [
oblivious to the dark tone
] Mm-hm.
Donatello, Michaelangelo
: Uh-oh.
April
: What did you do? Did you take classes in insensitivity?
b.
Paulette
: Is she as pretty as you?
Elle
: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she's not completely unfortunate looking.
c.
Ethan Tremblay
: [
from trailer
] [
after taking another sip from a cup of coffee made from his dad's ashes
]
Ethan Tremblay
: Oh God! I'm so stupid.
d.
John Kinsella
: Well, good night Ray.
Ray Kinsella
: Good night, John. [
They shake hands and John begins to walk away
]
Ray Kinsella
: Hey... Dad? [
John turns
]
Ray Kinsella
: [
choked up
] "You wanna have a catch?"
John Kinsella
: I'd like that.
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