Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Kiss for Corliss (1949) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Kiss for Corliss (1949) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: A Kiss for Corliss (1949).

About the movie: A teenage girl who has a crush on an older, more sophisticated man tells all her friends that the man is her boyfriend. Soon that story starts making its way around the town.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kiss for Corliss (1949)?
a.		Michael Delaney: This isn't just a thousand to one shot. This is a professional bloodsport. And it can happen to you. And then it can happen to you again.
b.		Beaver's Son: [lays down a box of supplies during a Science lab class] Why's your cousin such a wet sandwich? Kristofferson: I beg your pardon? Beaver's Son: What's that mean? Kristofferson: That means that I don't understand what you just said. A wet sandwich? Beaver's Son: Yeah! A wet sandwich. He's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's [makes a motion with his hands] Beaver's Son: different. Kristofferson: Are you a bully? You're starting to sound like a bully. Beaver's Son: Watch this. [he takes a spoonful of yellow powder and drops it into the bubbling liquid over a Bunsen burner; it explodes and covers both of them in the yellow substance] Kristofferson: That's... you just destroyed the whole experiment. We'd better extinguish this magnesium. [they raise their safety goggles] Kristofferson: Stand back. [Kris sprays the fire with an extinguisher] Agnes: [watching from a few feet away] Wow. Kristofferson: [whistles] Whew! Agnes: [to Kris] Hmm. I like your ears. [gestures to her own] Kristofferson: M... Mine? Agnes: Mmhmm. Kristofferson: Thank you! I like your... spots. Agnes: Really? I used to cover them up, but, you know... Ash: Ugh. [scoffs] Agnes: Hmm? Ash: You're supposed to be my lab partner. Agnes: I am! Ash: No you're not. You're disloyal.
c.		Taylor: If I were Archer, I'd be after you with a shotgun! Kenneth Marquis: Well, a shotgun is customary only in cases where the bridegroom is unwilling. I, on the other hand, am panting with eagerness. Ha. Ha. Ha. Taylor: Humph! One slip up and you're the formerly wealthy Mr. Marquis. Aside from Archer, your stockholders won't stand for any more escapades in court. Kenneth Marquis: [phone buzzes] Yeah? It's Pop. Probably wants another retraction. Hello, Pop. This is Sonny. Oh! Language! I don't know why you're so upset. Everyone knows that young love is, um, impetuous. Oh, please, Daddy Dear. I seem to notice a certain beligerence in your tone. You what? Consent? What? When? Oh, I see. You do? Oh, you don't. You will? Who? Me? Oh. [hangs up phone] Kenneth Marquis: I'm about to become a husband.
d.		Paul Sheldon: I don't know if anyone could ever totally get over something like that... It's weird. Even though i know she's dead, I still think about her once and a while.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kiss for Corliss (1949)?
a.		Bethany Ryder: Urim, please. What about this prophecy? Urim: We have followed the progress of your condition very closely. All of the patterns of the prophecy manifest your condition. Bethany Ryder: I still don't understand. What patterns are you talking about? Urim: The sleepwalking during your coma, the visions, the triangles. Bethany Ryder: What does it mean? The men who surrounded me had triangular marks on their backs. Urim: It's a sign of the beast.
b.		Lady in Plane: Julie Andrews is in the cockpit. Man in Plane: THANK GOD.
c.		Paul: [looking oddly at Jeffrey Beaumont] I'm Paul!
d.		Corliss Archer: Dexter, you weren't with me tonight. Dexter Franklin: Huh? Corliss Archer: Well, there's no point in having Daddy tear you into little pieces. You know his temper. Dexter Franklin: What are you going to tell him? Corliss Archer: Oh, I'll think of something. Just remember, no matter what, you weren't with me tonight. Dexter Franklin: I can't do it. I can't let you take the rap. Corliss Archer: Oh, I'll figure out a story. Dexter Franklin: When? Corliss Archer: Oh, I don't know. Give me a minute to think! Oh, my mind's an absolute blank. Dexter Franklin: If it isn't a blank now, it will be when your old man gets through with you. Corliss Archer: Dexter! Not when he gets through, before he starts. Dexter Franklin: Huh? Corliss Archer: My mind's a blank. I can't remember anything. I've got amnesia, like in the movie. Dexter Franklin: It might work. Corliss Archer: Oh, it's gotta work. But Dexter, you must remember, no matter what happens, no matter what I say or do, you weren't with me tonight! Dexter Franklin: I weren't with you tonight. Corliss Archer: Wish me luck.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kiss for Corliss (1949)?
a.		Dexter Franklin: I guess you know about this article in Glimpse. It just came out today. It's a good picture of you, Corliss. Harry P. Archer: I'm the father of a girl with a national reputation like Catherine the Great.
b.		Silver Jackson: [to Fluff] I've known you a long time. They can't beat aces.
c.		Personnel Director: We're looking for a part-time woman. Jack Brown: I can be a part-time woman.
d.		[Towzer has revealed the dangers of the puce lollipop] Towzer: B.Z., this stuff kills people. B.Z.: Are you going soft on me?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kiss for Corliss (1949)?
a.		Lisa: Lady, back off! Mrs. Gilcrest: Was I talking to you? Lisa: No, you were spitting on me, so mellow fuckin' out! Mrs. Gilcrest: Don't you tell me what to do. Lisa: Look, she gave your husband a rim job. Big fuckin' deal! I'm sure he was begging for it, and I heard it was like a pencil anyway. Mrs. Gilcrest: Why you - how dare you! Lisa: Some advice, okay? Just don't point your fuckin' finger at crazy people!
b.		Girl: After the revolt, half the ovens remain, and we are carried to them together. I catch fire, quickly. The first part of me rises, in dense smoke, that mingles with the smoke of others. Then there are the bones, which settle in ash, and these are swept up to be carried to the river. And last, bits of our dust, that simply float there, in air, around the working of the new group... These bits of dust are grey. We settle on their shoes, and on their faces, and in their lungs. And they become so used to us, that soon they don't cough, and they don't brush us away. At this point, they are just moving, breathing and moving, like anyone else, still alive in that place. And this is how the work... continues.
c.		Dr. Manhattan: I feel fear, for the last time.
d.		Harry P. Archer: [Holding a paper announcing his daughter's engagement to Kenneth Marquis] Did you see this? Kenneth Marquis: I gave out the story. Harry P. Archer: Did you - ? Kenneth Marquis: Dad, do I take it that you're not altogether pleased? Harry P. Archer: Why you - Taylor: Congratulations, Archer. Harry P. Archer: Shut up! I'm going to sue your client - Kenneth Marquis: Oh, Dad, I hope Corliss hasn't inherited your bad temper. Harry P. Archer: What do you mean by this? Answer me! Answer me. Kenneth Marquis: Do you think I was just trifling with a good woman's love? Harry P. Archer: I wouldn't let Corliss marry you if - if - if - Call up and issue a denial! Taylor: Oh no! All denials will be issued by you. We don't want any breach of promise suits. Harry P. Archer: I'll have a retraction in the paper by - by - by six o'clock, and maybe earlier if I can get them to print a special edition. Kenneth Marquis: Very well, if your daughter's happiness is so unimportant to you, I will try to bear up manfully.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kiss for Corliss (1949)?
a.		Drood: Fugitive elf!
b.		Gideon: Goddamn creatures of the night. They never learn.
c.		Snider: I do love her. Dorothy's Mother: What did you say? Snider: I said I love her. Dorothy's Mother: Funny - I could've sworn you said 'I love IT.'
d.		Uncle George: The groom usually has a father or brother stand up with him. Have you any close relatives who might - ? Kenneth Marquis: One of my ex-wives? Uncle George: Hardly. Let's get on with it. Louise. Uh, dearly beloved, we are gathered, um, so on and so on. To join together this man and this woman, and so on and so on. Well, there's no use going any further with this part of the rehearsal. Kenneth Marquis: Certainly not on my behalf. I know it by heart.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kiss for Corliss (1949)?
a.		Frankie: Sorry, pop. Lenny had a little accident. He was born! Lenny: Ha ha. You're a comedy genius.
b.		Judge Smails: I demand satisfaction. Al Czervik: [mocking] You demand satisfaction? Well I'll tell you what's satisfying: cash. I'll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks! Judge Smails: [laughs] Wha... I could beat you with one arm! Al Czervik: Well, how about teams then, for twenty thousand? You can have Dr. Frankenputz... Dr. Beeper: [mortified] I beg your pardon! Al Czervik: And I'll take Ty, here. Ty Webb: Wait a minute guys... I don't play golf... for money... against people.
c.		Jimmy: [laughing] You guys aren't a singing group... you're a cult!
d.		Harry P. Archer: [Addressing the court] Seldom in my long career as an attorney have I ever encountered a man who can claim no virtue. But I say to you, you have such a man in your courtroom today. Cold-blooded and ruthless, unmoved by the pain he has caused, Kenneth Marquis smugly sits there gloating. And a poor, loyal, trusting girl suffers. A girl, I say, and yet, she is little more than a child, innocent, and unworldly. Kenneth Marquis treated her like dirt, your honor. And from the moment they were married, yes, even on her bridal night, insults and injuries were heaped upon her. Kenneth Marquis: [to his attorney] Included in that heap was a 50 foot schooner and a string of pearls. To say nothing of a blond mink, a silver blue mink, and a rainbow mink. Bless her furry little heart. Much as I dislike that poisonous wench, I'm beginning to dislike that attorney of hers even more, if possible.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kiss for Corliss (1949)?
a.		Ulysses Diello: There's nothing as real as money.
b.		Mrs. Janet Archer: Well, um, well, it's all very silly, but the fact is that my daughter has written a - a sort of diary. Kenneth Marquis: Indeed? Well, I'm confident that it reflects her girlish charms. Mrs. Janet Archer: Well, um, this diary is, um ... Kenneth Marquis: You are talking, I take it about that volume that your husband is clutching in his clammy hands? Mrs. Janet Archer: Well, it's all quite ridiculous, and I'm sure you'll be the first to - Go ahead, Harry. Please read some of it to Mr. Marquis, and then he'll realize how crazy the whole thing is. Harry P. Archer: [Reading] "Not all women know really great love. And so few can save the man they love from himself." [clears his throat] Kenneth Marquis: Doesn't read very fluently, does he? Harry P. Archer: "Kenny-boy is so sweet. I'm lucky I found Kenny-boy in time." Kenny-boy is you! Kenneth Marquis: Really? Harry P. Archer: That's from my daughter's diary. Mrs. Janet Archer: Silly, isn't it? Kenneth Marquis: No, I like it. Harry P. Archer: It's just schoolgirl romantic nonsense! But, there are reasons why we couldn't question Corliss. Kenneth Marquis: Naturally, after your contemptible invasion of the privacy of her diary. Harry P. Archer: It's none of your business what I do. Kenneth Marquis: My name is mentioned. Harry P. Archer: I'll burn every page. Only a fool would think there was any truth to this. Kenneth Marquis: Every single word of it is true.
c.		Jensen Ames: You sure are lucky a driver like me just happened to turn up in your prison when I did. Hennessey: Oh, I'm more than lucky. I'm blessed. Sometimes it's like the right hand of god is sitting on my shoulder.
d.		Soldier: Outta the way, Peck!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kiss for Corliss (1949)?
a.		Tim O'Hara: O'Hara here, leave a message, keep it short. Mr. Channing: Channing here, you're fired. Short enough for you?
b.		Corliss Archer: Daddy, I've just got to have a dollar and a half. Harry P. Archer: I told you to wait outside. Kenneth Marquis: Rather than witness your churlish behavior, I should be most happy to advance or let's say donate the money myself. Corliss Archer: That's very sweet of you. Harry P. Archer: Don't take that money! Kenneth Marquis: Your poor father's ungraciousness stems partly from a natural tendency to be stuffy, and an unnatural reluctance to part with his holding money. Taylor: Kenneth, take it easy. Corliss Archer: Oh, you don't know my daddy at all. He's really very - Harry P. Archer: Don't speak to that man! Corliss Archer: Daddy, about my dollar and a half - Taylor: Archer, if we could get back to the business at hand - Harry P. Archer: [to Corliss] I'll talk to you outside. Now. Alone. Kenneth Marquis: If I were in your position, I should be completely underwhelmed. Corliss Archer: It's been awfully nice meeting you, Mr. Marquis. Kenneth Marquis: Oh, and if the indignity of taking money from Daddy Dear ever becomes too great to bear, don't hesitate to call on me. Taylor: Stop needling Archer, or we'll never get a settlement. Kenneth Marquis: You know, I'm seriously considering dedicating my entire life to the needling of Harry P. Archer. Nothing gives me greater pleasure.
c.		[first lines] Nick Beam: Where do I start? It's not you. Well actually it is you. Look, I'm just not... I'm not attracted to you anymore. I need space. You kinda... you kinda gross me out. In the beginning it was different. In the beginning, you were better. But then I got to know you real well, and I came to realize... that you're a fat idiot.
d.		[last lines] Sam Hendrix: You're doing fine, just fine! Susy Hendrix: [crying joyfully] Oh! Sammy!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kiss for Corliss (1949)?
a.		Dexter Franklin: Hi, Mr. Archer. Harry P. Archer: Oh ... Dexter Franklin: This is tomorrow. Harry P. Archer: I'll make a note of that fact on my calender. Mrs. Janet Archer: Do you mind, Dexter, we're awfully busy. Dexter Franklin: But you promised to talk to me about the blackmail today. Harry P. Archer: At this moment there is nothing in the world I'd be willing to talk to you about. Now get out! Dexter Franklin: Holy cow!
b.		Benny: Okay I say she gets a share, but not a full share Denny: Yeah, how about each of us gets like a fourth and she gets like a third? Benny: What are you nuts, then she'd be getting more than us! Denny: How did you figure? (Darrow, Tony@Ray: Let's just not give her a share Ray: Okay listen let's just forget about it! Benny: Fourth and a third... Denny: Yeah well you know I don't do fractions...
c.		Andy: Watch this. [Data's father takes a camera out of his jacket and proceeds to take a picture but the film falls out. Andy starts laughing] Andy: He's just like his father. Data: [in Chinese] That's okay daddy. You can't hug a photograph. Mr. Wang: [in Chinese] You are my greatest invention.
d.		Dr. Henry Jekyll: He's stolen us - and we let him!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kiss for Corliss (1949)?
a.		Testy True: [holding out her snakebitten finger] Quick! Suck it before the venom reaches my heart. Mike: WHAT heart?
b.		Charlotte A. Cavatica: Wilbur... we're born, we live, and when our time comes, we die. It's just a natural cycle of life. Wilbur: No! Just climb down! I'll carry you the rest of the way! We'll go back to the barn and I'll take care of you! Charlotte A. Cavatica: No, Wilbur... I don't even have the strength to climb down.
c.		[Greg is trying to fit his large bag into the overhead bin] Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, sir, you're gonna have to check that. Greg Focker: I got it. Flight Attendant: No, I'm sorry, that bag won't fit. Greg Focker: No, no, I'm not - hey, I'm not checking my bag, okay? Flight Attendant: There's no need to raise your voice, sir. Greg Focker: I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay? Flight Attendant: Well, I can assure you that your bag will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage... Greg Focker: Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Huh? Are you physically going to take my bag and put it beneath the plane? Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there? Flight Attendant: No... Greg Focker: No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION.
d.		Harry P. Archer: I wondered who rang. Oh, that's nice. Who sent it? Uncle George? Mmm. Good. Mildred: Kenneth Marquis! Harry P. Archer: Kenneth - Let me see that! [Reading tag] Harry P. Archer: "May this brighten a youth blighted by parental stupidity and miserlyness. Kenneth Marquis." He did that to annoy me. I'll - I'll throw it out! Corliss Archer: Oh, Daddy, you can't! Mrs. Janet Archer: What's wrong? Harry P. Archer: That - that pinhead, that lowdown, shockworn Casanova Marquis sent Corliss this box of candy! Corliss Archer: Daddy says I can't keep it! Mrs. Janet Archer: Why Harry, why on earth - Kenneth Marquis? Sending candy to Corliss? Corliss Archer: Well, you see Mom - Harry P. Archer: Corliss had nothing to do with it. He's trying to irritate me by showing me up as a cheapskate. Mrs. Janet Archer: Well, if Miss Corliss had nothing to do with Mr. Marquis, I don't think it would hurt if she ate the candy. Corliss Archer: Look, Mom. Mrs. Janet Archer: Well, anyway, you can't return it with a piece missing. Corliss Archer: Oh, Daddy ate that piece.

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