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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Dirty Dingus Magee (1970) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Dirty Dingus Magee (1970) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Dirty Dingus Magee (1970).

About the movie: Ass-breaker Dingus Magee is looking for a gold train when he comes upon old acquaintance Hoke Birdsill on stage to San Francisco...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)?
a.		Slannen the Elf: Elves aren't that short you know. That's just a stupid myth created by that "Elves and the Shoemaker" story. Do I look small enough to fit in a shoe? Stinkin' Grimm Brothers!
b.		Rachel: You don't look evil. Georgia: Make-up helps.
c.		Belle Nops: Where in the hell have you been? Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: At the jail taking care of my outlaw. Belle Nops: I didn't make you Sheriff to take care of your outlaw, but to protect my girls here. [indicates her bordello] Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: Is somebody threatening them? Belle Nops: The Army is threatening them! Charles Stuart: The Army is threatening to move out. Belle Nops: And ruin every industry in Yerke's Hole... especially mine! Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: Why would the Army move? Rev. Green: To go where the Indians are! That's what they come out west for - to fight Indians. Belle Nops: What we need is a good massacre. Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: There ain't nothing but tamed Indians around here, Belle. Belle Nops: Well, stir 'em up! Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: How? Belle Nops: Break a treaty! Speak with forked tongue! How the hell should I know? I never started an uprising before!
d.		Nicky: [to Martin] Chili's a gangster, ran a club I used to play at for another gangster back in Miami.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)?
a.		Detective James McLeod: I built my whole life on hating my father. All the time he was inside me, laughing.
b.		Chico: Villages like this they make up a song about every big thing that happens. Sing them for years. Chris Adams: You think it's worth it? Chico: Don't you? Chris Adams: It's only a matter of knowing how to shoot a gun. Nothing big about that. Chico: Hey. How can you talk like this? Your gun has got you everything you have. Isn't that true? Hmm? Well, isn't that true? Vin: Yeah, sure. Everything. After awhile you can call bartenders and faro dealers by their first name - maybe two hundred of 'em! Rented rooms you live in - five hundred! Meals you eat in hash houses - a thousand! Home - none! Wife - none! Kids... none! Prospects - zero. Suppose I left anything out? Chris Adams: Yeah. Places you're tied down to - none. People with a hold on you - none. Men you step aside for - none. Lee: Insults swallowed - none. Enemies - none. Chris Adams: No enemies? Lee: Alive. Chico: Well. This is the kind of arithmetic I like. Chris Adams: Yeah. So did I at your age.
c.		Capt. Ben Lorrison: What do you think of the entire plan of action? Ward Kinsman: I wasn't asked. Capt. Ben Lorrison: You are now. Ward Kinsman: The plan is based upon what Diablito should do. You better be ready for what he can't possibly do, but probably will.
d.		John Wesley Hardin: Ain't I seen a poster on you somewhere? Dingus Billy Magee: Yes sir. The name's Magee - Dingus Magee. John Wesley Hardin: Oh, that ten dollar outlaw. Dingus Billy Magee: None but. John Wesley Hardin: Ha! Ha! Ha! Hell, if I'd known that, I never would have held you up, but I got to steal something from you. Never stop a man for robbing unless you take at least something. That's the Code of the West.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)?
a.		Paul Cater: I didn't GET this car, I stole it. That's a felony. Lurene Hallett: Well it shouldn't be if it can't go over forty!
b.		Devastator: Prepare for extermination!
c.		[looking at the Humvee] Mirror Man: Hey Sphinx, check it out. Homeboy got "SNAKE" on the license plate. Well, Snake gon' have to slither his ass all the way to the bus stop in the morning... I got some low-riding music for you. It's better than that cracker shit you listen to.
d.		Belle Nops: [hands Hoke a badge] Here. You're the new sheriff. Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: Maybe I oughta be sworn in or something. Belle Nops: Raise your right hand. Swear. Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: To hell with Dingus Magee!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)?
a.		[a bashful couple approach the hotel desk clerk] Hank, innkeeper: Just sign Mr. and Mrs. right there. I suppose you folks would like the bridal chamber? The bridegroom: [smile in embarrassment] How much? Hank, innkeeper: Well, we always get two dollars for the bridal chamber. You see, it's the best in the house. [Bridegroom pays] Hank, innkeeper: And please be as quiet as possible! The man next to you gets up at five.
b.		Everett Redman: The time has come for us to start making sex films for the family.
c.		Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: This here is the chest from the stagecoach robbery and Dingus Magee estimates there may be as much as a million dolars in gold and silver pieces inside. Belle Nops: Well, the money ain't rightly ours, is it? Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: Finders keepers. That's the Code of the West, ain't it? Belle Nops: Gimme that crowbar!
d.		Joe: [after his fake story about him and Marjorie to her roommates] Jesus, I'm so sorry that this thing happened today. And I forgive you, Marjorie. Marjorie: [Marjorie flies into a rage and attacks Joe, seeing the sheath for his knife] What is this? What is this? Joe: [Pat recoils in horror as Marjorie holds it up to his face] I use it for work. I cut open boxes in the warehouse. Marjorie: [menacingly] Cut boxes, huh? [holds it closer to Joe's face] Marjorie: Cuts them good, huh? It's the kind of knife they use to gut a deer. [She cuts the phone cord binding his hands and feet together, proving its sharpness] Patricia: [cautiously] Wait. Marjorie: [turning on Joe with his own words] Smile. [Joe trembles] Marjorie: Smile. Nicer. Don't make your lips tight. [slaps him hard] Marjorie: Did I hurt you? [holds knife to his throat] Joe: [panicked] Patty, make her stop! Marjorie: [menacing] Now, kiss me. And tell me you want to make love. Joe: [frightened] What? Marjorie: Say it. [hissing] Marjorie: Say it. [strikes him in the face] Marjorie: Say it.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)?
a.		John Coffey: He killed them with their love. That's how it is; everyday all over the world.
b.		Nikolai Luzhin: Anger is dangerous. It makes people do stupid things.
c.		Hawkeye: [pointing to tracks] Many horses come this way. Sergeant: Them are our tracks! Damn you, Hawkeye, you done got us lost again!
d.		[seeing Perseus after destroying his family] Hades: Interesting.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)?
a.		Sergeant: Indians, sir! Brig. Gen. George: My God, we're in luck. We will make our stand here, Sergeant! Sergeant: Yes sir! Brig. Gen. George: Circle the wagons! Sergeant: We ain't got enough, sir. Brig. Gen. George: Well, then make a half moon!
b.		RJ: [Verne is about to eat a diaper] That's a diaper, and that does come out of a wazoo.
c.		Texas Ranger Panhandle Perkins: If people find out that the three strangers around here are lawmen, we won't find out nothin' from nobody, especially about who's killin' trappers and Indians around here. Texas Ranger Dave Wyatt: Well, Panhandle's right again. If we're going to solve the mystery, we've got to work undercover.
d.		Link Jones: Lassoo's a ghost town, and that's what you are, Dock! You've outlived your kind and outlived your time, and I'm comin' to get you!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)?
a.		Chief Crazy Blanket: You like daughter? Dingus Billy Magee: Ah, yeah. Chief Crazy Blanket: Me like gun. We make trade. I take gun. You take daughter. Marry. Dingus Billy Magee: Oh, well, ah, sir, she's a mighty nice girl and I like her a lot, but that's a fine looking rifle there. Chief Crazy Blanket: Me keep rifle! You take daughter! Go honeymoon. Crazy Blanket has spoken!
b.		Paul Blake: He's a coach, I'm a football player. The man can't talk to me like I'm human. Suzanne Carter: Have you tried? Paul Blake: I tried with you. Suzanne Carter: Look, you have to understand how hard it is to get resp... Paul Blake: Respect as a female teacher, yeah. You ought to try getting respect as a football player sometime.
c.		Honey: I want you to fire 'em. I want you to tell them why you're not using 'em. Michael Ellis: What makes you think I care what you want?
d.		Sally Howard: Well, I know you advertised for old women, but the one in the office looks like she came right out of "The Mummy's Tomb!"

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)?
a.		John Newton: I wish I could remember all their names. My 20,000 ghosts, they all had names, beautiful African names. We'd call them with just grunts, noises. We were apes, they were human. [tears up]
b.		Blaster: Yo, Jaurez, did you catch the little leg twitch at the end of my "death"? Ah! That was acting, baby. I was feeling it! Juarez: Yes, amazing. Tell me you are not part possum. Blaster: OK, you can laugh now, but some of those people back there were crying. It was like the end of Old Yeller.
c.		Dingus Billy Magee: Now we go to Mexico. Anna Hot Water: Mexico? Dingus Billy Magee: When you steal money, that's where you go. It's the Code of the West.
d.		Guy in Bar: [as the baseball season begins] [Looking in the newspaper at the Indians' starting lineup] Guy in Bar: Ricky Vaughn? Willie Hays? I haven't heard most of them. Mitchell Freidman? Construction Worker: Who are these fuckin' guys? Groundskeeper #1: [In Japanese] They're shitty.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)?
a.		Fay Anderson: So what are you waiting for? You want a piggy-back ride?
b.		Charles Stuart: Here he comes! Shall I shoot him in the back when he passes? Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: No! I want this to be a fair fight. I'll shoot him in the back. It's the Code of the West.
c.		Charlie McGee: [after Charlie has destroyed the compound] For you, Daddy.
d.		Roman: Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast. You know, nobody's gonna wanna work with me. Variety called me a "pariah." I don't even know what a pariah is. Why-why couldn't somebody have killed the cast from Stab 1, huh? Or Stab 2? Why me? What, John, what did we do wrong? Milton: Hollywood is full of criminals whose careers are flourishing. Roman: I'm not a criminal. I was questioned. Yeah, but that's all. I was questioned. That's it. Milton: It's good for your mystique. Roman: You think it'll help me get work?

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)?
a.		Michael Corvin: I have to go... I have to get back... Lucian: There's no going back, there's no going anywhere. The vampires will kill you on sight, just for being one of us. You ARE one of us! Michael Corvin: Your war... it has nothing to do with me... Lucian: My war?
b.		Larry Fisher: Hey, kid! How'd you like to play for the Chicago Cubs? Henry Rowengartner: Great! But I gotta ask my mom first.
c.		John Wesley Hardin: Empty your pockets! Dingus Billy Magee: Yes sir, Mr. Hardin. John Wesley Hardin: You know my name, huh? Dingus Billy Magee: Yes sir. Their ain't a fence post or a tree stump anywhere in these parts that don't have John Wesley Hardin's picture on it.
d.		Hal Davidson: Some call me Davidson, but I have no name. That one's for tax purposes only.

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