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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) - Part (4) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) - Part (4) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) - Part (4)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005).

About the movie: A couple with a good marriage that seemed solid, actually begins to crumble when she discovers her husband's intentions for divorce.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)?
a.		[Mooney shoots someone for the first time in his entire career] Mooney: 27 years. 27 years without this shit!
b.		Myrtle: [the dog's wearing Madea's house arrest ankle bracelet] What's that thing on the dog? Helen: A flea and tick thing, Mama. Myrtle: It don't look like no flea and tick thing. Madea. What's this thing on the dog?
c.		The Mole: Now, did you bring the mirror? Stan: Check! The Mole: Did you bring the rope? Stan: Check! The Mole: Did you bring the buttfor? Stan: What's a buttfor? The Mole: For pooping, silly.
d.		Selene: How can you trust him over me? Viktor: Because he's not the one who has been tainted by an animal.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)?
a.		Connie Dickason: From now on, I'm going to make a life of my own. And, being a woman, I won't have to use guns.
b.		Helen: [slaps Charles] I just want you to know that old Helen is gone, and you will NEVER speak to me like that again.
c.		[Pickup line] Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Shaldeen: Why is that? Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Because you could melt all this stuff.
d.		Matt Arnold: How about I shoot you in the hand? Jenny Herk: My first hand job.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)?
a.		Monica: Something happened to the world and nobody understood it. It was confusing and people started jumping to conclusions. There are no more absolutes. Time space good evil the things we know the things we believe in the things we see we thought we understood these things but maybe we don't maybe they're all relative.
b.		Helen: Women love hard. Brian: And men don't? Helen: Not like women do. Brian: We may not love as easy but when we love, we love hard.
c.		Elliott Webley: Ah, honey, I'm telling you the truth. Sweety, I think the man is physically dangerous. Ah ha. Wait a minute, he's doing something. Me? I'm at a Chinese restaurant. Honey, sweety, I don't think the Chinese celebrate Christmas.
d.		Billy: You make me feel like...like I'm in the third grade again, you know? Like, like when everything I ever wanted seemed possible.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)?
a.		Myrtle: You know I know this man put a hurtin' on you baby, but you've got to forgive him. No matter what he done, you've got to forgive him - not for him, but for you. Helen: Forgive him for me? Myrtle: When some body hurts you they take power over you, if you don't forgive them then they keeps the power. Forgive him baby and after you forgive him, forgive youreself.
b.		Raymond: Yeah, right. That's what I'll do, give my car keys to a car thief.
c.		[Zukovsky enters his office, sees Christmas Jones] Zukovsky: How did you get in here? I'm going to call Security... and congratulate them.
d.		Elizabeth: Well, what do you want to talk about, then? Katie: Dirt. Benjamin: Gossip. Adam: I like rumors. Does anyone have any?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)?
a.		Amsterdam Vallon: The earth turns, but we don't feel it more. And one night you look up. One spark and the whole sky is on fire.
b.		Helen: Orlando, what's going... Orlando: I know you don't believe in fairy tales. But, if you did, I'd want to be your knight in shining armor. You've been through so much. I don't want to see you hurt anymore. Now I may not be able to give you all that your used to. But I do know I can love you past your pain. I don't want you to worry about anything. You just wake up in the morning, that's all you have to do and I'll take it from there. There's one condition. You have to be my wife.
c.		Paige Edwards: That's weird.
d.		Don José Lizarabengoa: [noticing that Don Jose is looking at his stubbly face in a mirror with disgust] Yes, you've changed. Don José Lizarabengoa: [with self loathing] We become what we do... [with irony] Don José Lizarabengoa: Don Jose! [he throws away the mirror]

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)?
a.		John Winger: Come on. Let's take the truck. Russell Ziskey: No. John Winger: Yes. Russell Ziskey: No. John Winger: Yes. Russell Ziskey: No. John Winger: Yes. Russell Ziskey: No. John Winger: I'll drive. Russell Ziskey: Okay.
b.		Madea: I remember this dude made me so mad, I didn't even know how mad I was until I went to his funeral. Helen: Why were you so mad at him? Madea: Because he hit me. Yes he hit me... and I didn't even know how mad I was until I saw him in his casket, he's 8 feet under. Myrtle: 6 feet, that's how they bury people, Madea, 6 feet under. Madea: That's what I'm trying to say, I thought I was over what he did to me until I saw him at the funeral, I was so mad I BEAT HIM DOWN 2 more feet.
c.		Dickie Diamond: [to Shecky ] Look at ya, you look just like ya sister... A PIG!
d.		Policeman: Hey! Watch it! Kermit the Frog: Oh, sorry. I gotta get a contract so I can go out and kill 'em. Policeman: [dismissing his suspicion after a moment] Nahhhhh!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)?
a.		Dr. Josephine Lawrence: I can't find anything physiologically wrong with her, not without a full lab work-up. My guess is some kind of traumatic shock. Deputy Tillis Fogarty: What could cause something like this? Dr. Josephine Lawrence: Something traumatic, most of the time.
b.		Erin Brockovich: Annabelle Daniels: 714-454-9346. 10 years old, 11 in May. Lived on the plume since birth. Wanted to be a synchronized swimmer so she spent every minute she could in the PG&E pool. She had a tumor in her brain stem detected last November, an operation on Thanksgiving, shrunk it with radiation after that. Her parents are Ted & Rita. Ted's got Crohn's disease, Rita has chronic headaches, and nausea, and underwent a hysterectomy last fall. Ted grew up in Hinkley. His brother Robbie, and his wife May and their five children: Robbie Jr, Martha, Ed, Rose & Peter also lived on the plume. Their number is 454-9554. You want their diseases?
c.		Sam Sparks: We need a doctor! Is anyone here a doctor? Anyone? Manny: I am a doctor. Sam Sparks: You are? Manny: I was, back in Guatemala. I came here for a better life. Pretty great decision, eh?
d.		Myrtle: I found out a long time ago that God can take care of me far better than you can. Madea: God takes too long sometimes for me, I got to get got then.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)?
a.		Mrs. Moorehead: Besides, there's nothing like a good dose of being left alone to make a man appreciate his wife.
b.		Jerry H. Young: [about Richards's death] Somebody will get a nice, shiny medal for this.
c.		Indians Fan: Hey, Vaughn. Can I have your autograph? [Hands Vaughn a match box with a pen] Rick Vaughn: Sure. [while signing the match box] Rick Vaughn: My first autograph. I couldn't give these away a few weeks ago. Indians Fan: I heard your news on the radio. You made their hall of shame. Rick Vaughn: [Becomes mildly annoyed, but gives back the match box to the fan] [Under his breath] Rick Vaughn: Nice hair. Jake Taylor: Yeah, well you're a celeberty now, Vaughn
d.		Helen: Are you hungry? [Charles nods] Helen: Oh, maybe you should go into the kitchen and get yourself something to eat, huh? Charles: [crying] Christina... Helen: [calling] Christina! [grins] Helen: Christina's gone! Your little tramp didn't leave her any money to pay her, so she just left, like your slut. She packed up all her things, and a few of yours, and split. In fact, she cleaned out your bank account. [laughing] Helen: Isn't that just too much? You tried to keep it from me, and she just took it all. Huh? Huh? You are like so many men, Charles, you'd rather leave with trash than make it work with something good. You're a coward.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)?
a.		Roberta: Gotta peel the banana before you can eat it!
b.		Bisbee Marshal: Alex, have you been drinking this morning or not? Alex Potter, town drunk: Marshal, you know I never touch a drop until the stroke of noon.
c.		[first lines] Bobby: Is today the day? Kate: I don't know. Maybe. Bobby: What's your gut tell you? Kate: That I'm nauseous. Bobby: How 'bout less literally... Kate: I'm afraid of deciding. Bobby: I'm not afraid of either scenario, but it's just - I want this to be something we're doing, not something we're not doing. Kate: What does this mean? Bobby: This, meaning whatever we decide.
d.		Judge Ephriam: Brian, I am getting tired of seeing your aunt. Madea: Getting tired of seeing you

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)?
a.		Myrtle: You've got to stand on your own two feet. Helen: I don't think I'm strong enough. Myrtle: Of course you are, you've got the strength God gave all women to survive. You just have to tap into it.
b.		Jerry Webster: Okay, so I've sewn a few wild oats. Carol Templeton: A few? You could qualify for a farm loan!
c.		Queen Elizabeth: But you did kill my children. Richard III: But in your daughter's womb, I bury them: Where, in that nest of spicery, they will breed.
d.		Robert Benham: [At Graham's lunch] We're putting the boat in this weekend... Graham Marshall: Oh, and we forgot ours! Didn't we? Robert Benham: Tara's coming out to the house. Graham Marshall: Tara! What kind of a name is that? Executive #2: Her last name is "Rah-Boom-Dee-Ay!" Graham Marshall: [as everyone sings the "Gone with the Wind" theme] The man is dating a plantation!

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