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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Damn Yankees! (1958) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Damn Yankees! (1958)

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About the movie: Film adaptation of the George Abbott Broadway musical about a Washington Senators fan who makes a pact with the Devil to help his baseball team win the league pennant.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Damn Yankees! (1958)?
a.		Maude: Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully.
b.		Joe Boyd: What happens after I stop being a baseball player? Then where would I be? Mr. Applegate: [laughs] Well now, of course that's fairly well known. Joe Boyd: Yes, but I have... Mr. Applegate: After all, there's nothing unusual about it. How do you suppose some of these politicians around town got started? And parking lot owners?
c.		Adrian Cronauer: Here's a little advice: Never eat in a Vietnamese restaurant next to a pound.
d.		Mr. Parker: You mundane noodle!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Damn Yankees! (1958)?
a.		Rocky: It's not that I'm dumb, Benny! Van Buren: Nobody said anything about your being dumb... exactly.
b.		Marilyn Dean: Go and show Gary your immaculate canvas, and another man eager to PAINT it.
c.		Dr. Quinn Burchenal: [after a discussion of faith] Listen, let's forget about all the religious stuff for now. Now, I say, Commander Bowman, to hell with humanity. I say, we take it. We just take it over for ourselves! Gallagher: [sounding very serious] Call Earth, tell them it sucks, and don't bother coming? Dr. Quinn Burchenal: [laughs] Yeah, whatever keeps the riffraffs out. Chantilas, you can do the religion thing. Gallagher, you can keep the space john working... . Pettengail's... . passed out, and I can do pretty much everything else. King. Commander Kate Bowman: What about me? [Team members give Bowman a look because it's totally obvious] Dr. Quinn Burchenal: You'll be my queen. Propagation of the species. [Commander Bowman nods at him, and gets up and leaves] Dr. Quinn Burchenal: It was just a, just a joke, Commander Bowman. Chantilas: And on that note gentlemen, I suggest we all retire.
d.		Brodski: How long has she been dead? Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries. Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up call.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Damn Yankees! (1958)?
a.		Bob Wallace: I have a feeling I'm not going to like this. Phil Davis: I have a feeling you're gonna hate it. Bob Wallace: Then why should I do it. Phil Davis: Let's just say we're doing it for an old Bob Wallace, Phil Davis: pal in the army... yeah
b.		Kermit: Hey, Fozzie, look up ahead there. Fozzie: What is that? Kermit: Maybe we should offer him a ride? Fozzie: I don't know. He's pretty big. Fozzie: [to Big Bird] Hey there! Wanna lift? Big Bird: Oh, no thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television. Fozzie: Oh. Good luck.
c.		Alex Rider: I'm too young to die! Darrius Sayle: You're never too young to die.
d.		Meg Boyd: In Hannibal, they were always sayin' cool air was on its way from Canada.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Damn Yankees! (1958)?
a.		Madame Estrella: Look at the beautiful, speening wheel. See how it speens!
b.		Leonard Smalls: You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
c.		Lang: It's time for straight talk, Kim. It's not my fault you posed for Harmon. It's not my fault you posed for Larry in the nude. You did it, its your problem, its pretty late to act prissy and prim. All you kids make me sick! You act like little Miss Muffet and down inside you're dirty, do you hear me? Dirty! You're greedy and self centered and think you can get away with anything. You're no better than the girl who sells herself to a man, you're worse because you're a hypocrite. And now little Miss Muffet is in trouble and she's all outraged virtue. Well you listen and you listen well, you're damaged merchandise and this is a fire sale. You walk outta here and your reputation won't be worth fifteen cents. You'll do as I tell you! Do you hear me? You'll do as I tell you!
d.		Meg Boyd: Is Washington winning dear? Joe Boyd: Noooo. Those damn Yankees.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Damn Yankees! (1958)?
a.		Henry: What's the matter with Phil? It looks like he sat on something sharp. Janet, Henry's Secretary: Well, you told him he could have Richard's old desk, right? Henry: Right. Janet, Henry's Secretary: And now you promised it to Carmen. Are you completely psychotic? Henry: I have episodes. Nothing serious. Janet, Henry's Secretary: Phil is still pissed you wouldn't approve his $600 orthopaedic chair. And now with this desk thing, he's convinced it's a conspiracy to prevent him from sitting down.
b.		Smokey: Hey Linvy, what's a three letter word for "a sticky substance"? [Linville thinks for a moment and then points to a wad of gum in his mouth] Smokey: Spit? No, that's four.
c.		Paulina Escobar: It's a miracle. He's delivered himself. Like a fantastic surprise Christmas present, left at the door.
d.		Fred P. Willis: Don't you know us guys has gotta make the world safe for the Democrats? Now, personally, my only regret is that I got a life to lay down for my country. But will us dead have died in vain? Be yourself! Remember the Alamo! Remember the Maine! Fifty-four Forty or fight! Don't give up the ship until you see the whites of their eyes! Are we gonna stand for taxation without the pursuit of happiness? E pluribus unum! Hats off! Lafayette, we are here! [whistles]

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Damn Yankees! (1958)?
a.		Dr. Grant: Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic.
b.		Van Buren: [singing] You've gotta have heart, / All you really need is heart./ When the odds are sayin' you'll never win /That's when the grin should start.
c.		[first lines] Gary Lewis: [after opening window and seeing that it doesn't lead anywhere] Oh fuck!
d.		Sho'nuff: Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Damn Yankees! (1958)?
a.		Mac MacGuff: You're just a kid. I don't want you to get ripped off by a couple of baby-starved wing-nuts.
b.		Coach John Bailey: [during the pre-game pep talk] Let's remember we got a game to win! Where's Taylor? Carl Zimmer: He's praying. Coach John Bailey: Well, tell him to pray over here! Carl Zimmer: Darren! [Taylor joins the huddle] Coach John Bailey: Come on, guys, let's go! Hastings! Hastings! Wake up! If you're open, take the jumper, if not, look down low for Ivan! Ivan Radovadovitch: I-van. Coach John Bailey: Whatever. Ivan Radovadovitch: Ivan make basket. Stacy Patton: Whoa, whoa, whoa, if Stacey Patton don't shoot, Stacey Patton don't play. Nate Wilson: Man, quit referring to yourself in the third person and pay attention, asshole. Darren Taylor: Hey, man, watch the language! Stacy Patton: Back off, pal! Coach John Bailey: Hey, hey, hey, Patton, I'm not warning you again, okay? Ivan Radovadovitch: Ivan make basket! Carl Zimmer: Excusee me, Coach, I'd look for Jamal. Coach John Bailey: Right, right. Hey, Logo-head, what are you looking at? Terry Hastings: Nate, she used my tickets on her divorce lawyer. Coach John Bailey: Excuse me, would you mind getting in the game here? Referee: Hey, let's play ball.
c.		Meg Boyd: Now, my friends Sister and Doris, they like baseball... but they don't suffer so!
d.		J.J. Blodgett: [as the helicopter is approaching the Ischia heliport] Are you guys sure this is Ischia? Helicopter pilot: Reasonably sure, sir. J.J. Blodgett: Because I don't wanna land in Africa! Helicopter pilot: That would be bigger, sir.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Damn Yankees! (1958)?
a.		Rachel: [reading to coworkers] In her acceptance speech, the distinguished scientist paid tribute to her husband, Dr. Chris Davis. Tomorrow the pair celebrate their 42nd wedding anniversary after eloping together on the day they met. When asked how they could possibly have known that it would all work out. Professor Harrison replied in true scientific fashion: "We don't know, you can never be sure. But you take the plunge anyway. Sure is for people who don't love enough."
b.		Twin #1: We are getting aggravated. Twin #2: Yes, we are.
c.		Joe Boyd: One long ball hitter, that's what we need! I'd sell my soul for one long ball hitter.
d.		Humbert: We had been everywhere. We had really seen nothing.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Damn Yankees! (1958)?
a.		[Seated at a McDonald's, Klaatu begins speaking to Mr. Wu in Mandarin] Klaatu: You've been out of contact for a long time. Mr. Wu: I had a dangerous assignment. This is hostile territory. Klaatu: I've noticed. I was hoping I could reason with them. Mr. Wu: I'm afraid they are not a reasonable race. I've been living amongst them for seventy years now. I know them well. Klaatu: And? Mr. Wu: Any attempt to intercede with them would be futile. They are destructive, and they won't change. Klaatu: Is that your official report? Mr. Wu: The tragedy is, they know what's going to become of them. [Both Klaatu and Wu turn to look at Helen, Jacob and Wu's grandson who are seated at another table] Mr. Wu: They sense it. But they can't seem to do anything about it. [They switching to speaking English] Mr. Wu: I'm staying. Klaatu: You can't stay here. Mr. Wu: I can and I will. Klaatu: If you stay, you'll die. Mr. Wu: I know. This is my home now. Klaatu: You yourself called them a destructive race. Mr. Wu: That's true. But still, there is another side. You see, I... I love them. It is a very strange thing. I... I... I can't find a way to explain it to you. For many years I cursed my luck for being sent here. Human life is difficult. But as this life is coming to an end... I consider myself lucky... to have lived it.
b.		Jerry Corbett: [Drunkenly] At the moment we're looking for a baritone. Fred - Bartender: [Taking offense] I don't allow them in the place! Jerry Corbett: [In unison with Buck and Claire] You don't? [They leave]
c.		Mr. Applegate: With my help a lot of things come easy. [lights a cigarette from within his hand and Joe looks shocked] Mr. Applegate: Ohhhh, uh, do you smoke? Joe Boyd: Hey... how'd you pull that off? Mr. Applegate: I'm handy with fire.
d.		Simon: [hitting on a woman at the party] Here, let me pour you some more champaigne. I gotta keep up the waiter bit, these stakeouts can be a little tricky you know, you never know if things can explode to a life or death situation, just stay low and I'll contact you later. Maybe you should give me your tele... Harry: [puts his hand in Simon] So, we meet again Carlos. Helen Tasker: [puts her lipstick case under Simon's chin] Honey, I'm gonna do him right here. Harry: [proudly] Go for it. Simon: Oh god. [pees in his pants] Helen Tasker: Fear is not an option. [Simon runs out of the party nervously screaming]

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Damn Yankees! (1958)?
a.		Mr. Applegate: Wives! They cause me more trouble than the Methodist church.
b.		Duke Bradley: [Talking about Jesse] Fritzi, you give him a kiss or I will!
c.		The Blue Fairy: Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday, you will be a real boy.
d.		Lauren: You taught me how to just let myself be.

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