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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Clerks. (1994) - Part (8) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Clerks. (1994) - Part (8) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Clerks. (1994) - Part (8)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Clerks. (1994).

About the movie: A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks. (1994)?
a.		Dobbs: You can try to kill me, Dan. But you can't. You can only make me dead.
b.		Thao Vang Lor: What was it like to kill someone? Walt Kowalski: You don't want to know.
c.		Jay: Hey what you want, Grizzly Adams?
d.		[last lines] Johnny Wadd: [voice-over] Well, what next? Another little Oriental hit lady? Another blonde with knock-out drops in her snatch? Well, I guess I'm just going to have to wait and see what's going to try and come between me and that dangerous, that gorgeous hunk of jade, the China Cat.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks. (1994)?
a.		Mary, Age 9: Hello Mary. Mary, Age 9: Don't speak to me Henry Van Cleve. You're a bad boy and my mother says I shouldn't talk to bad boys. Henry Van Cleve, Age 9: Bet you don't know what I've got in this box. Mary, Age 9: And I'm not interested in knowing either. Henry Van Cleve, Age 9: Then I won't tell you it's a beetle. Mary, Age 9: A beetle! Henry Van Cleve, Age 9: Do you like it? Mary, Age 9: Who doesn't like beetles! Henry Van Cleve, Age 9: It's yours. Mary, Age 9: Thank you! Oh, thank you, Henry. I wonder if I should take it? Henry Van Cleve, Age 9: Well if you don't want it. Mary, Age 9: Oh I don't mean it that way, I was just wondering... Henry Van Cleve, Age 9: Don't worry, I've got another one. Mary, Age 9: Oh it's beautiful. It looks rather lonely, though. You know what I think, I think it wants to be together with mine. Henry Van Cleve, Age 9: You mean you want this one too? Mary, Age 9: Henry Van Cleve, do you think I'm the sort of girl who takes a boy's last beetle?
b.		Cara Burns: You are a murderer of love!
c.		C.R. MacNamara: [to Otto] The only royalty we know are Count Basie, Duke Snider, and Earl Wilson.
d.		Randal Graves: [after Dante finds out the boss is in Vermont] Jesus, that seems to be the late motif in your life - ever backing down. Dante Hicks: I don't back down. Randal Graves: You always back down! You come in on your day off, you assume responsibility that isn't yours - you buckle like a belt. Dante Hicks: You know what the worst part is? Randal Graves: The fact that I'm right about your buckling? Dante Hicks: That I'm gonna miss the fucking game! Randal Graves: Because you buckled. Dante Hicks: Will you shut up with that shit, man. It ain't helping. Randal Graves: Aw, don't yell at me, pal. Dante Hicks: [apologetic] Sorry.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks. (1994)?
a.		Jay: Olaf, what part of Russia you from? Olaf Oleeson: Moscow.
b.		Jesus: Forgive them, Father. They know not what they do.
c.		Borat: Fuck off, Death!
d.		Hogarth Hughes: Hey, mom! You won't believe our good luck. Guess what I found? Annie Hughes: Hogarth, we've been through this before. No pets. Hogarth Hughes: But he's not a pet, mom. He's a friend. Annie Hughes: Hogarth, we've got to rent a room this year if we're gonna make ends meet, and no one wants to live in a place with shredded upholstery. Hogarth Hughes: You'll never know he's there. I'll keep him in a cage... Annie Hughes: ...until you feel sorry for him and set him free in the house. You remember the raccoon, Hogarth? [Shudders] Annie Hughes: Oooooh! I remember the raccoon.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks. (1994)?
a.		John Kinsella: Well, good night Ray. Ray Kinsella: Good night, John. [They shake hands and John begins to walk away] Ray Kinsella: Hey... Dad? [John turns] Ray Kinsella: [choked up] "You wanna have a catch?" John Kinsella: I'd like that.
b.		Colee Dunn: Hey Cheave! Guess what? Fred Cheaver: What? Colee Dunn: His penis works! [Points at T.K] Fred Cheaver: What do you mean? You got wood? Colee Dunn: Yeah, definitely wood! Fred Cheaver: So we dont need these ladies anymore? Colee Dunn: No, He is all fixed up. He could pound nail with that thing. Fred Cheaver: Pound a nail? How do you know that? Have you touched it? Colee Dunn: No, I didnt have to, it was just poking right into me. Its a miracle! Fred Cheaver: You are one lucky bastard T.K.
c.		#812 Wynarski: I went in there the other day and that son of a bitch was sleeping. Dante Hicks: I'm sure he wasn't sleeping #812 Wynarski: Are you calling me a liar? Are you calling me a liar? Dante Hicks: No, he was probably just resting his eyes. #812 Wynarski: What is that, resting his eyes? Like he's some air traffic controller? Dante Hicks: Actually that's his night job. #812 Wynarski: A wise ass too huh? Yeah, keep crackin' wise. That's why you're jockeying some fuckin' cash register in a local convenience store instead of out there workin' a real job.
d.		Jigger Craigin, Picnickers: [singing] Stonecutters cut it on stone / Woodpeckers peck it on wood / There's nothin' so bad for a woman as a man who thinks he's good!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks. (1994)?
a.		H.M. Tilford: We'll make you a millionaire while you're sitting here from one minute to the next. Plainview: What else would I do with myself? H.M. Tilford: Are you asking me? Plainview: What else would I do with myself? H.M. Tilford: Take care of your son. I don't know what you would do. Plainview: If you were me and Standard offered to buy what you had for a million dollars, why? So, why? H.M. Tilford: You know why. Plainview: Yeah, you fellows need to scratch around in the dirt and find it like the rest of us instead of buying up someone else's hard work. J.J. Carter: [defensively] I've scratched around in the dirt, son. H.M. Tilford: Where you going to put it all? Where? Build a pipeline, make a deal with Union Oil, be my guest. But if you can't pull it off, you got an ocean of oil under your feet, with nowhere to go. Why not turn it over to us? We'll make you rich. You spend time with your boy. It's a great discovery... Now let us help you. Plainview: [after a long pause] Did you just tell me how to run my family? H.M. Tilford: It might be more important now that you've proven the field and we're offering to buy you out. Plainview: [stares at Tilford for a long moment] One night, I'm gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm going to cut your throat. H.M. Tilford: What? What are you taking about? Have you gone crazy Daniel? Plainview: Did you hear what I said? H.M. Tilford: I heard what you said, why did you say it? Plainview: You don't tell me about my son. H.M. Tilford: Why are you acting insane and threatening to cut my throat? Plainview: You don't tell me about my son. H.M. Tilford: I'm not telling you anything! I'm asking you to be reasonable, if I've offended you I apologize. Plainview: [leans towards him] You'll see what I can do.
b.		Mick: Hey, you're right, Anton screams like a girl.
c.		Cpl. Lonnie Reece: Like steel pussies [pointing to bear traps] Pfc. Tyrone Cribbs: What kind of women you been hanging around with?
d.		Randal Graves: [talking about the second Death Star] A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers. Dante Hicks: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at... Randal Graves: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms. Dante Hicks: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction? Randal Graves: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. [notices Dante's confusion] Randal Graves: All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.

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