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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009).

About the movie: A young boy named Darren Shan meets a mysterious man at a freak show who turns out to be a Vampire. After a series of events Darren must leave his normal life and go on the road with the Cirque Du Freak and become a Vampire.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)?
a.		Dumb Donald: [in a mall] Wow, it looks like an indoor town.
b.		Janette Miller: Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda? Simon Seville: Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming in that direction. Brittany Miller: Thank you for your advice, Simon. [drags Janette away] Brittany Miller: What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin! Janette Miller: But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany? Brittany Miller: Oh, Janette, don't be so naive. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.
c.		[Brodie Bruce speaking of T.S. and Brandi's love] Brodie: You two are retarded for each other.
d.		Larten Crepsley: Your mouth says no, but your beard says yes.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)?
a.		Quincy: I took the ho to Burger King. Monica: Cheap date.
b.		[repeated line] Jumbo: Nan desu ka! [Pronounced "nan des' ka" and roughly translated from Japanese, means: "What's up with this?"]
c.		Darren Shan: [From Trailer] So do I turn into a bat Larten Crepsley: NO! NO! That is Bullshit.
d.		Nicky: [speaking in Korean to vendors] A thousand good mornings to you, my friends! Korean Vendor: [speaking to wife in Korean] You grab him, I'll punch him in the dick until he passes out. Korean Vendor: [repeatedly in Korean] Monster!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)?
a.		Larten Crepsley: [after Darren enters his room and turns on the light] Nice room. Some excellent reading material you have here. Thought this was on the internet now. Darren Shan: Mine's blocked.
b.		Dudley Frank: What'd you do, Woody? Woody Stevens: I cut the gas lines of their bikes, and then I maybe blew up their bar.
c.		Cynthia: [Matthew is plunging Cynthia's toilet] When you're done, I just need some help moving some furniture. [Matthew replies in Gibberish]
d.		Personnel Officer: Wanna work uptown at nights? South Bronx? Harlem? Travis Bickle: I'll work anytime, anywhere. Personnel Officer: Will you work on Jewish holidays? Travis Bickle: Anytime, anywhere.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)?
a.		[last lines] Amy: I killed it. I killed the monster. Christy: Yes, you did.
b.		Mr. Shan: College! Job! Family! And one day, if you're really lucky, you'll be standing here yelling at a teenager of your own
c.		Alex: [picking up his knife] Now I'm going to show you
d.		Jimmy: [after finding out Oz slept with his wife] I'll tell you one thing. You got balls. Oz: Yeah. Who knew?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)?
a.		Helen Sherman: [in Richard's fantasy] Lately you've begun to imagine in Cinemascope... with stereophonic sound.
b.		Steve: If you kill your family, i'll let the freak go... wait... my bad it's backwards. If you kill the freak, i'll let your family live!
c.		William Pittenger: [narrating, about William Campbell] My companion was the giant Bill Campbell. And as I came to know him, I felt a growing concern over his quick and violent temper. One such powder keg could blow our whole expedition sky-high.
d.		Derrick West: You got me hard as Chinese arithmetic in here!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)?
a.		[Hearing a knock at the door] Dora Charleston: Oh, that's probably the cook. Come in! Dick Charleston: Darling, the poor woman is stone deaf. Dora Charleston: I'm sorry, I forgot. COME IN!
b.		Larten Crepsley: Vampires don't need cellphones.
c.		Katherine Watson: [to Bill] Good bye. Good morning.
d.		Lucky Jordan: Don't you know that you shouldn't be drinking at your age? Annie: I'd like to be drinking at your age, but time passes.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)?
a.		Pumbaa: Your Majesty. I gravel at your feet. [starts kissing Simba's feet] Adult Simba: Stop that. Timon: It's not gravel, it's grovel.
b.		Evra the Snake Boy: [Embarrassed after shaking Darren's hand and leaving some skin behind] Sorry about that, shedding. Itches like crazy. Darren Shan: [slightly disturbed] ... right... Evra the Snake Boy: [scratches head sheepishly] Better go wash that, before you get pink eye...
c.		Zohar: [raping Amethea] You should be very proud. You are making a contribution to science.
d.		Gus: Got the place back in Business, Pops? Frank Riley: What's it look like?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)?
a.		Sally: Did he say what it was? Gen. Van Buskirk: Yes, he did. A bird. A bird as big as a Battleship...
b.		Madame Truska: You don't love me anymore... Its my beard.
c.		Elwood P. Dowd: Here, let me give you one of my cards. Now if you should ever want to call me, call me at this number. Don't call me at that one, that's the old one.
d.		Madame Louise Fair: You men, you always choosing a gun over a remedy.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)?
a.		Linda Salvo: [as Artie and Linda sit in the car after their date] Alright listen, if you're really quick I'll give you a blowjob, but you gotta be quick! Artie DeVanzo: Kidding me? I hear ya. When blowjobs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guys' dicks get tired. Linda Salvo: Stop with the jokes, I gotta be up for work early tomorrow so concentrate, okay? Artie DeVanzo: I'll be Hugh fucking Downs. Linda Salvo: Who the fuck is that? Artie DeVanzo: He was the host of Concentration just blow me. Artie's Mom: [interrupting them, unexpectedly] I made tiramisu, you kids wants some? Artie DeVanzo: No mom, go back inside! Artie's Mom: It's in the fridge, you change your mind. Artie DeVanzo: Back inside! Linda Salvo: I'm so embarrassed right now. Artie DeVanzo: You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!
b.		Larten Crepsley: I don't want you leaving camp anymore. Darren Shan: Why not? Larten Crepsley: Because I said so. Darren Shan: You're not my dad you can't tell me what to do. Larten Crepsley: [vampire pimp slap]
c.		Molly: That just goes to prove that old saying - If you can't get affection at home, you may have to go shopping for it.
d.		Jennings: The organism is growing at a geometric rate. By all accounts, it's at least a thousand times its original mass. White Suit #1: This will put U.S. defense years ahead of the Russians.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)?
a.		Larten Crepsley: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I am so excited to be here in an anonymous small town that used to have character but is now just a bland suburb filled with chain stores and surrounded by slum. [awkward silence in audience] Larten Crepsley: It really is a pleasure to be here. And I am SO honoured that bla bla bla and so on and so forth and excetera adnosium.
b.		Charlie Chan: Joy in heart more desirable than bullet.
c.		[Leaving the BBQ in his 1959 Corvette] Woody Blake: Internal combustion, boys. Accept no substitutes.
d.		Nan Butler: [indicating blinking red alarm light] What's that all about? Dr. Sidney Schaefer: It's him! He needs me.

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