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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Catch-22 (1970) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Catch-22 (1970) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Catch-22 (1970)

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About the movie: A man is trying desperately to be certified insane during World War II, so he can stop flying missions.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Catch-22 (1970)?
a.		Yossarian: The only friend I had was Snowden and I didn't know him.
b.		[after Crewe decides to come back to the game] Turley: I'm glad you're back, now I don't have to stab you.
c.		Ray: Where he gonna poop? Ray: [sees their new house has a balcony] Sal, a place to poop. Sal: [Laura looks at the girls confused] yeah... urrm...
d.		Elvis: Hi, I'm Elvis. I'm half Apache. Randolph: Nice to meet you, Elvis. Apache. They're the sworn enemy of my people. [Glares at Elvis] Elvis: Um, did I say Apache? [Randolph nods] Elvis: I meant Cherokee. Randolph: That's even worse. [Bursts out laughing]

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Catch-22 (1970)?
a.		Dr. Jeremy Stone: When the bomb goes off there'll be a thousand mutations! Andromeda will spread everywhere! They'll never be rid of it!
b.		Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
c.		Yossarian: Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying.
d.		Pop Tolliver: Who's down there, or I'll shoot! Steve Collins: Well, go ahead and shoot - only make sure you aim at me!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Catch-22 (1970)?
a.		Brick Top: Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.
b.		Yossarian: Those bastards are trying to kill me. 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy. Yossarian: Oh yeah? Then why are they shooting at me Milo? Dobbs: They're shooting at everyone Yossarian. Yossarian: And what difference does that make? Dobbs: Look Yossarian, suppose, I mean just suppose everyone thought the same way you do. Yossarian: Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different.
c.		Peter Evans: I... pick up on things.
d.		Dr. Leonard Barry Gillespie: Even good doctors often forget that fear is a tyrant over the body as well as the mind. People can acquire the evil results of every disease just through fear alone.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Catch-22 (1970)?
a.		Dr. Lesh: Some people believe that when you die there is a wonderful light. As bright as the sun but it doesn't hurt to look into it. All the answers to all the questions you want to know are inside that light. And when you walk to it... you become a part of it forever. Now, some people die, but they don't know they're gone.
b.		1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Nately died a wealthy man, Yossarian. He had over sixty shares in the syndicate. Yossarian: What difference does that make? He's dead. 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Then his family will get it. Yossarian: He didn't have time to have a family. 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Then his parents will get it. Yossarian: They don't need it, they're rich. 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Then they'll understand.
c.		Peter Bretter: [flexing flabby pecs in mirror] Good for you Peter, good for you.
d.		Elizabeth: [when Pintel and Ragetti finds her hiding in the closet] Parley! Pintel: [pauses] What? Elizabeth: Parley. I invoke the right of parley. According to the Code set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew says you have to take me to your captain. Pintel: I know the Code. Elizabeth: Then it would state that if one demands parley you can do them no harm until the parley is complete. Ragetti: Blazes to the Code! Pintel: She wants to be taken to the captain! And she'll go without a fuss. We must honour the Code.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Catch-22 (1970)?
a.		Sirius Black: You know the man you truly are, Remus! This heart is where you truly live! This heart! Here! This flesh is only flesh!
b.		Michael Nicholas Darling: [in intertitles] Can anything harm us, Mummy, dear, after the night lights are lit? Mrs. Darling: [in intertitles] Nothing, precious. They are the eyes a mother leaves behind her to guard her children.
c.		Colonel Cathcart: You're a disgrace. I'd like to know how you got to be a Captain, anyway. Yossarian: You promoted me. Colonel Cathcart: That has got nothing to do with it.
d.		Dr. Berger: So what are you thinking now? Conrad "Con" Jarrett: That I jack off a lot. Dr. Berger: So what else is new? Does it help? Conrad "Con" Jarrett: For a minute.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Catch-22 (1970)?
a.		Yossarian: Is Orr crazy? Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: Of course he is. He has to be crazy to keep flying after all his close calls he's had. Yossarian: Why can't you ground him? Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: I can, but first he has to ask me. Yossarian: That's all he's gotta do to be grounded? Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: That's all. Yossarian: Then you can ground him? Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: No. Then I cannot ground him. Yossarian: Aah! Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: There's a CATCH? Yossarian: A catch? Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: Sure. Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat isn't really crazy, so I can't ground him. Yossarian: Ok, let me see if I've got this straight. In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy. And I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy anymore, and I have to keep flying. Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: You got it, that's Catch-22. Yossarian: Whoo... That's some catch, that Catch-22. Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: It's the best there is.
b.		Samantha: Thanks for getting my undies back. Jake: Thanks for coming over. Samantha: Thanks for coming to get me. Jake: Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish. Samantha: It already came true.
c.		Hollis Mason: Truth: you were a better Nite Owl than I ever was, Danny boy. Dan Dreiberg: Hollis, we both know that's bullshit. Hollis Mason: Hey, watch with the language! This was the left hook that took out Captain Axis! Remember?
d.		James Bond: Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Catch-22 (1970)?
a.		Betty Ann: You wormy little ferret! C.W.: Now you're mixing metaphors.
b.		Lex: [being chased by security guards] MAN!
c.		Tom Stansfield: I appreciate all your help, but could you make sure that your friends stay out of the house? Audrey Bennett: All of them or just the colored guy? Tom Stansfield: No, all of them. Audrey Bennett: Oh, that's smart. That way the colored guy won't take it personal.
d.		[last lines] [Yossarian leaps out of the hospital window, fleeing the base. Danby and Tappman watch from the window] Danby: Yossarian! Yossarian: I can do it, Danby! Tappman: They'll catch you, they'll bring you back! Yossarian: I can do it! Danby: This is insane! Yossarian: I can do it! Tappman: What about your clothes? Yossarian: They'll never recognize me without my uniform! Danby: You'll be on the run with no friends! You'll live in constant danger of betrayal! Yossarian: [laughs] I live that way now. Danby: Yossarian, for God's sake, hurry up! Yossarian: So long, Chaplain! Tappman: How do you feel, Yossarian? Yossarian: Fine... because I'm scared to death. Danby: You'll have to keep on your toes every minute. Yossarian: I'll keep on my toes. Tappman: You'll have to jump. Yossarian: I'll jump. Tappman: JUMP! [Yossarian jumps over a ditch and runs to the sea while inflating a life raft. He leaps into the sea, paddling furiously, and is gone]

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Catch-22 (1970)?
a.		Dobbs: [Over the radio] Help him! Help him! Yossarian: Help who? Dobbs: Help the bombardier! Yossarian: I'm the bombardier, I'm all right. Dobbs: Then help HIM, help HIM!
b.		Agent Frank Haddad: Hub, I think we're all eager to give our weekends up on this, I know I am... but it just occurs to me, has any one committed a crime here? I mean, assault with a deadly color...?
c.		Bear Claw Chris Lapp: I am Bear Claw Chris Lapp; bloodkin to the grizzer that bit Jim Bridger's ass! YOU are molesting my hunt!
d.		Duncan MacLeod: No, Connor! Not like this! Come on, stop! Connor, stop! Connor MacLeod: Duncan! [long pause. Then quietly] Connor MacLeod: One of us has to die now, old friend. Duncan MacLeod: No. Connor MacLeod: And you know it. Duncan MacLeod: No. Connor MacLeod: Good-bye, Duncan, my true brother. Duncan MacLeod: I love you, Connor. [takes Connor's head]

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Catch-22 (1970)?
a.		Dan Hilliard: Get out. Get out of my house!
b.		Patricia: Let me tell you what the problem with the stupid fucking world is. All the stupid people are breeding like mad having tens and tens of kids, while the cool people aren't having any! So, the population just keeps getting stupider and stupider! I mean, it's no wonder the whole world's going down the toilet.
c.		General Dreedle: Get back in the car, you smirking slut!
d.		Justin Bond: [looking at the clients of the Shortbus, having group sex] It's just like the 60's. Only with less hope.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Catch-22 (1970)?
a.		Detective #1: Good morning, Mr. Masterston! Sam Masterson: [Realizing he's a policeman] You don't have to show me who you are. I can tell by the smell. Detective #1: My nose isn't that big!
b.		Hubert Downs: [Walter is threatening to stab Meredith] Walter, can we see her naked before you kill her?
c.		1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: What's good for M & M Enterprises will be good for the country.
d.		Lou Brown: C'mon Dorn, get in front of the damn ball. Don't give me this ole bullshit. Roger Dorn: Hey, I took one in the eye last year, I'm not about to lose my sight. Lou Brown: I'm deeply moved, every time you play one off your hips, you owe me 40 situps. Roger Dorn: [In disbelief] What?

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