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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : California Split (1974) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : California Split (1974) Quiz
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About the movie:
A down on his luck gambler links up with free spirit Elliot Gould at first to have some fun on, but then gets into debt when Gould takes an unscheduled trip to Tijuana...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: California Split (1974)?
a.
Charlie Waters
: If it takes a watermelon five minutes to water. How long does it take a sweetpea to pee? As long as it takes a pair of dice to crap.
b.
W.P. Mayhew
: You are dripping sah.
c.
Marina Lemke
: What's meant to be just can't be changed.
d.
Lord John Whorfin
: History is-a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: California Split (1974)?
a.
Charlie Waters
: The tongue of the great blue whale weighs more than a full-grown African elephant.
b.
Steven 'Steve'
: The only thing I don't like about this stealin' business is the hard work.
Trampas
: [
laughs
] Hard work but easy pickin's.
c.
Mario
: Yeah, but kids have to go to school.
Rynn
: Why?
Mario
: Okay, so your father taught you. Everybody doesn't have a father like yours. Everybody can't be like you.
Rynn
: If I'd listened to them, I'd be like them.
Mario
: Damn. You keep saying "them" like everyone's out to get you.
Rynn
: Maybe they are.
d.
Orderly
: How long have you been working here?
Intern
: I just started working Sunday.
Orderly
: You like your job?
Intern
: Yeah, it's fine.
Orderly
: Well, when you've seen what I've seen, you'll soon change your mind. Hey listen, after two months of working here, you'll start to feel like an old man. Guys like you won't last five minutes. Hey, there's this guy down the hall in the burn center I'd like you to see. After you see this guy, you'll never want to come back in here again. Man, this guy is so burned, he's cooked! A fucking Big Mac, overdone! You know what I mean? And, it's a miracle that he's still alive. If it was me, I'd prefer to be dead. No way I'd want to be this freak. He's a monster, man! I've been working here 10 years and I'm telling you, I've never seen anything like this.
Intern
: Listen, I've got to be...
Orderly
: Come on, in here, man.
Intern
: Look, I've got to go.
Orderly
: Hey, you want to be a doctor, right? This is what you've got to see. This is where it's at!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: California Split (1974)?
a.
Simon
: Let's do this.
Fletcher
: No, no. Not now there's somebody up there. This has to be clean. No mess.
Simon
: Clean, dirty. It's all the same to me.
b.
Sherry
: [
In bed with Colin and Jeremy
] Okay, take my pants off. Just pull 'em off. Okay now... try to fuck me.
c.
Bill Denny
: Come on, Valdez! Come on, Valdez!
Charlie Waters
: Who's Valdez?
Bill Denny
: Valdez is the jockey!
d.
David Dutton
: You know what?
Russell Clank
: What?
David Dutton
: We're in trouble.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: California Split (1974)?
a.
Morris Buttermaker
: Okay, Engelberg, this is a screwball. It's an old school thing. You gotta stand in there because it looks like it's gonna hit you, but it drops off the table.
b.
Bill Denny
: Dumbo flew.
c.
Bart Simpson
: You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer sales man!
d.
Albert Peterson
: [
singing
] Oh one last kiss... there never was such bliss... I love your dentifrice!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: California Split (1974)?
a.
Slack
: [
referring to Charlie
] He thinks he's taking care of you.
Riley
: He does. Without his guns I'd be dead by now.
Slack
: Without you he'd be dead by now.
Riley
: Fair trade.
b.
Charlie Waters
: El busto! Tapioca time.
c.
Penny
: Oh no, darnit... I just remembered that I promised my friend's brother's godmother that I would help her change her fax cartridge because she's going out of town tomorrow... on and African safari.
d.
Kid
: Hey, Hancock. Hancock? We need help. Wake up, you drunk motherfucker. Get your punk ass up, fly down there, and fix that shit. [
Hancock slaps kid away
]
Kid
: Asshole!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: California Split (1974)?
a.
Clubber Lang
: I'm gonna torture him. I'm gonna crucify him. Real bad.
b.
Bill Denny
: Everybody's named Barbara.
c.
Samuel Curtis
: [
after they have landed on Venus
] You're not going out there.
The Boy Who Actually Saw a Woman's Breast
: [
Surprised
] What?
Samuel Curtis
: Shut up! Professor Hess is here. If he sees you, he's gonna' kill you.
The Boy Who Actually Saw a Woman's Breast
: Why's he wanna' kill me?
Samuel Curtis
: No reason.
The Boy Who Actually Saw a Woman's Breast
: Let's fly outta' here.
Samuel Curtis
: They're not gonna' dig out our ship until they get a boy.
The Boy Who Actually Saw a Woman's Breast
: [
Ponders the situation, then looks at Bodysuit
] Him!
Samuel Curtis
: Yeah... That's what I'm thinking... Put on some of my clothes and give him yours.
The Boy Who Actually Saw a Woman's Breast
: Why does he have to wear my clothes?
Samuel Curtis
: He doesn't 'have' to... he 'gets' to.
d.
Willie Wang
: Holy Shanghai!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: California Split (1974)?
a.
[
a Bolivian stable boy runs into the San Vincente police station after reconizing a stolen mule in Butch and Sundance's posession
]
Juan, Bolivian stable boy
: ¡Capitan! ¡Capitan! Capitan, alla en la plaza, hay una mula de las minas de Alpoca.
Bolivian police commander
: ¿Las minas de Alpoca?
Juan, Bolivian stable boy
: ¡Sí, sí! Alli estan. Dos hombres la acaban de traer. Estan comiendo en el restaurante de mi papa.
b.
Bill Denny
: Goddamnit, lady, you don't throw oranges on an escalator!
c.
Tea Cake Walters
: There's a white man at the door!
d.
Pierre Bezukhov
: There are only two things in life that are really wrong: remorse and illness. When I've recovered from them both, I'll go out in the world again.
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