Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Cabaret (1972) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Cabaret (1972) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Cabaret (1972).

About the movie: A female girlie club entertainer in Weimar Republic era Berlin romances two men while the Nazi Party rises to power around them.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cabaret (1972)?
a.		Sally: Bri, listen... we're practically living together, so if you only like boys I wouldn't dream of pestering you. [pause] Sally: Well, do you sleep with girls or don't you? Brian: Sally! You don't ask questions like that! Sally: I do.
b.		Prostitute: Put you faces on, girls! Here comes Smee! Prostitute: Smee? Prostitute: Smee!
c.		[looking through Shaun's LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies] Ed: 'Purple Rain'? Shaun: No. Ed: 'Sign o' the Times'? Shaun: Definitely not. Ed: The 'Batman' soundtrack? Shaun: Throw it. Ed: 'Dire Straits'? Shaun: Throw it. Ed: Ooh, 'Stone Roses'. Shaun: Um, No. Ed: 'Second Coming'. Shaun: I like it! Ed: Ahhh! 'Sade'. Shaun: Yeah, but that's Liz's! Ed: Yeah, but she did dump you. Shaun: Oh!
d.		Thelma: Good morning everybody, this is a robbery. Now if nobody loses their head, nobody will lose their head. Simon says everybody lay down on the floor, right away, right away, except you sir. You'll have a story to tell your friends, that or a tag on your toe, it's your decision. Now you take this bag and empty the cash register into it. Store clerk: Yes ma'am. Thelma: Let's see who wins a prize for keeping their cool. Now you sir, lay back down, thank you. Hey, throw in a couple bottles of Wild Turkey while you're at it. Store clerk: Sure ma'am. Thelma: Thank you, now everybody just stay down on the floor until I leave, thank you for your cooperation and have a good day.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cabaret (1972)?
a.		Jake Fischer: You do not want to hear about my day. Emily Thomas: Yeah, I do. Jake Fischer: Man, this guy Randall, you know, it doesn't matter what I do. It's just not good enough. Emily Thomas: Maybe he's just trying to push you to be better. We teachers do that to the ones we believe in. Jake Fischer: No, it's personal with me. He's knows that I'm better then he was. I mean, today I broke every one of his records. I owned them all. Maggie McGlone: Not all of them. There's one record you won't break. [takes a picture off the wall] Maggie McGlone: This is 'The Aegis'. Medical ship. Caught on fire. It was a nightmare; people burning in their beds. And Ben Randall got every one of those people out of there, except for this one guy. And right when the ship started to go down, he reaches down and grabs this guy. He's hanging from the cable with this man's life in his hands, and the winch jams. It's twenty minutes to the base. The man's screaming, but Ben looks him dead in the eye, and do you know what he said? He said "I won't let go." Emily Thomas: What happened? Maggie McGlone: Dislocated his shoulder, tore every tendon in his hand, but he didn't let go. Twenty minutes, just fingertips. You break that record, and you give me a call. Jake Fischer: ...My day was alright.
b.		Various: He's an angel!
c.		Uncle Waldo: It's outrageous! Why, you won't believe what they tried to do to your poor Uncle Waldo. Look! Look at this! [reading from menu of Le Petit Cafe] Uncle Waldo: "Prime Country Goose A la Provencale, stuffed with chestnuts"...? "And basted in white wine." Hic! Thomas O'Malley: Basted? He's been marinated in it. Uncle Waldo: Dreadful! Being British, I would've preferred sherry.
d.		Sally: The only thing you can do with virgins like that is pounce!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cabaret (1972)?
a.		Curly, a rube: [referring to the new shipment of lions] How many? Fred Mason: Forty. Curly, a rube: Well, I'll feed 'em, but you gotta explain meatless Tuesdays to 'em.
b.		Sally: Well obviously those three girls were just... Brian, Sally: [both laughing] ... the wrong three girls.
c.		Thomas 'Arkansas' Jones: Bill, that jail ain't big, but it looks harder to get into than most jails is to get out of.
d.		Detective #2: Got a gun, creep? Fletch: Shamu's got one, borrow his. Detective #2: [searching Fletch] What have we here? Fletch: That's my dick.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cabaret (1972)?
a.		Shirley Finnerty: [looking into a mirror] Hi there Doll-Face. You're looking pretty good tonight.
b.		Dr. Miles J. Bennell: This is the oddest thing I've ever heard of. Let's hope we don't catch it. I'd hate to wake up some morning and find out that you weren't you. Becky: [laughs] I'm not the high school kid you use to romance, so how can you tell? Dr. Miles J. Bennell: You really want to know? Becky: Mmm-hmm. Dr. Miles J. Bennell: [after kissing her] Mmmm, you're Becky Driscoll, all right!
c.		Chief Red Garnett: [interrupting a confrontation] How you take your steak, Sally? Sally Gerber: Snarling: RARE!. Chief Red Garnett: Well, I'll just wipe its ass, hurl it through and you can tear off a slab. How'd that be? Sally Gerber: Maybe medium-rare.
d.		[on the pronunciation of "phlegm"] Brian Roberts: P H is always pronounced as F, and, uh, you don't sound the G. Natalia Landauer: Then why are they putting the G, please? Brian Roberts: That's, that's a very good question, but rather difficult to explain. Sally: Try, Brian. Brian Roberts: Well, uh, it's just there. Natalia Landauer: So, Mr. Professor, you do not know? Brian Roberts: No. Natalia Landauer: Then I am sorry. I cannot help you.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cabaret (1972)?
a.		Phil: I'm a god. Rita: You're God? Phil: I'm a god. I'm not the God... I don't think.
b.		Natalia: I am sorry to bother you, but I could not tell no one else. I do not know no other woman who gives her body so frequently... Oh! I am sorry, my English. Have I offended you? Sally: Oh, no, not at all.
c.		Robert Parks: What's your name? Mary Maceachran: I think here I'm called Trentham. Robert Parks: [laughs] No, I meant your real name. Mary Maceachran: Oh. Mary. Mary Maceachran. Robert Parks: Blimey. What does Her Ladyship call you? Mary Maceachran: Well, she should call me Maceachran now I'm a lady's maid. At least that's what my mother says. But Her Ladyship can't pronounce it, so she just calls me Mary. Robert Parks: I don't blame her.
d.		Alex Forrest: [to Dan] Where's your wife?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cabaret (1972)?
a.		Gale: Welcome Home Son... ? Where's he been?
b.		[from trailer] The Baroness: Would you look at that? Real American heroes...
c.		Sally: [singing] Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.
d.		Daffy Duck: What a way for a duck to travel, underground.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cabaret (1972)?
a.		Nola: My dad... A guy. From New York. Named Hutch. [laughs] Nola: That's all I got.
b.		Gittel 'Mosca' Moscawitz: Why so sore? 'Cause I feel sorry for ya? Jerry Ryan: I don't think I can afford you. I'm not ready for a whole human, complete with weaknesses... Gittel 'Mosca' Moscawitz: Who asked ya? Who made an offer? Jerry Ryan: I did, but I take it back. I'm neither ready nor able to be responsible for anything these days. Least of all an ingenuous nitwit. That's why I'm sore. Disappointment. Gittel 'Mosca' Moscawitz: What does ingenuous mean? Smart? Jerry Ryan: Dumb. Naive.
c.		Vic: Ramona and I haven't eaten all day. We could eat a baby's butt through a park bench.
d.		Brian Roberts: Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an after dinner mint!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cabaret (1972)?
a.		Vanessa Lutz: You fucker! You killed my grandma! Bob Wolverton: That's not all I did to grandma.
b.		Jake: You better not be dicking me around. It'd be a major downer to try and get together with this girl and find out that she really does think I'm a slime. The Geek: Jake, would I dick you? Let me put it to you this way, what happens to me if I dick you? Jake: I'll kick your ass. The Geek: Right! So why would I lie? But I feel compelled to mention to you, Jake, that if all you want of the girl is a piece of ass, I mean, I'll either do it myself, or get someone bigger than me to kick your ass. I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me. Jake: I can get a piece of ass anytime I want. Shit, I've got Caroline in the bedroom right now, passed out cold. I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to. The Geek: [almost chokes on a pretzel] What are you waiting for?
c.		Sally: I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.
d.		Poppy: What is this place? Hogwarts?

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cabaret (1972)?
a.		Zeph: Where the hell are going? Pike: I'm leaving man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy. Zeph: Where the hell I'm I gonna find a mechanic stupid enough to work for my kind of money? Pike: Seen Benny lately? Zeph: No. Hey! What, you want me to give him a message? Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here. I don't know, something really weird. Zeph: Hey, what do you want me to do if I see Benny? Pike: Run.
b.		Sally Bowles: Divine decadence darling!
c.		Jay: [Bethany, Jay, and Silent Bob are sitting in a diner; the guys are staring at Bethany expectantly] So what's up? You have a friend for Silent Bob or are you just gonna do us both? If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds. Bethany: You're a man of principle. Jersey's pretty far from McHenry, may I ask what brought you here? Jay: Some fuck named John Hughes. Bethany: "16 Candles" John Hughes? Jay: You know that guy too? That fuckin' guy. He made this flick, "16 Candles". Not bad, there's tits in it but no bush. But Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing, 'cause he's like, all in love with this John Hughes guy. [Silent Bob shakes his head with a "whatever" look on his face] Jay: He goes out and rents, like, every one of his movies. Fuckin' "Breakfast Club", where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. Fuckin' "Weird Science", where this babe wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't, 'cause it's a PG movie. And then "Pretty in Pink", which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch anymore 'cause every time he gets to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watching a fuckin' fat man weep. [Silent Bob blows out his cigarette smoke angrily] Bethany: What exactly brought you to Illinois? Jay: See, all these movies take place in this small town called Shermer in Illinois, where all the honeys are top-shelf but all the dudes are whiny pussies. Except for Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh. [he and Silent Bob bump fists] Jay: But best of all, there was no one dealin', man. And then it hits me: we could live like FAT rats if we were the blunt connection in Shermer, Illinois. So we collected some money we were owed and caught a bus. But you know what the fuck we found out when we got there? There IS no Shermer in Illinois. Movies are fuckin' bullshit.
d.		[in song] Harold Hill: I rant and I rave for the virtue I'm too late to save / I smile, I grin when the gal with a touch of sin walks in / I hope and I pray for Hester to win just one more "A" / The sadder but wiser girl's the girl for me / The sadder but wiser girl for me.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cabaret (1972)?
a.		Brian: Screw Maximilian! Sally: I do. Brian: So do I. Sally: You two bastards! Brian: Two? Two? Shouldn't that be three?
b.		Jude: The conservatives are effective. They do things. All we do is buy animal-friendly mascara.
c.		[after the first lesson] Fred: So were you two talking about chess up there? Bruce Pandolfini: No, it didn't come up.
d.		Terry Silver: You think this is the end of it, old man? I'm gonna open Cobra Kai dojos all over this Valley. Hell, I might even teach for free! From now on, all that anyone will know about is Cobra Kai karate. John Kreese's karate. You won't even be a memory! Daniel Larusso: Yes, he will. You won't. [Kreese and Silver are laughing hysterically, as Daniel turns to Miyagi] Daniel Larusso: NOW... will you train me? Mr. Kesuke Miyagi: Hai. Now Miyagi train you.

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