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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Bulletproof Monk (2003) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Bulletproof Monk (2003)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Bulletproof Monk (2003).

About the movie: Based on the very underground comic book, a Tibetan monk becomes a mentor to a young street kid whom he can teach to protect a scroll.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bulletproof Monk (2003)?
a.		Monk With No Name: Air is as real as you and me. You have to step on it as if it were a stone, swim through it as if it were the sea. All you have to do is truly believe. Kar: Believe what, that the laws of gravity don't exist?
b.		Polygrapher Medina: Have you received adequate training for your profession? Agent Davies: No, but I did stay in the Holiday Inn Express.
c.		Joker: Antoine got a little hot under the collar.
d.		Mike O' Donnell: [after Alex sees his mom, Scarlett and "Mark"/Mike dancing] She's just nervous... it's creepy, right? Alex O'Donnell: [stares at him, still weirded out] A little bit. Mike O' Donnell: She's so old; it's like... [stops himself and immediately walks away] Alex O'Donnell: You dance with all your friends' moms? Mike O' Donnell: Pretty much.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bulletproof Monk (2003)?
a.		Monk With No Name: An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a quiet conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.
b.		Satellite DJ: You're listening to K-LOST, home of the Apocalypse. The call in question of the day is, who will be the new king? I'm sending in an ICBM across the wasteland for all of you on the yellow brick road to Vegas looking for a hero. If you find one send him my way, baby.
c.		Charlie: [Stares at the crucifix] Why are you doing this to me?
d.		[Dean and Brill were trying to make Reynolds confess, but they were captured by him] Brill: [to Dean] Asshole! Robert Clayton Dean: Great plan!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bulletproof Monk (2003)?
a.		Mom: When are you kids gonna learn that this hurts me more than it hurts you!
b.		[Nina shows Jade a picture of a refugee kneeling in front of a man with a rifle] Nina: Tell me, deep inside, at the bottom of your soul, who would you rather be? The man about to be shot? Or the man about to do the shooting?
c.		Wiley: [to Ricky] You're not listening. It's 'string up'. He wants you to 'string up'.
d.		[Jason's frozen body falls and chops off Azrael's arm] Kay-Em 14: [injects Azrael] 55 cc's of ethrine. You'll be fine. Azrael: Fine? I'm missing my arm! [Kay-Em slips a bandage on the nub of his arm, drug hits him] Azrael: You're so pretty.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bulletproof Monk (2003)?
a.		Tilo: I closed my eyes and willed my breath to slow, my conscious mind to fold itself inward. I could feel heat pulsing from my daughter's head, her frantic thoughts whirling like broken glass. I loosened my hold on my body and dropped into that whirlpool.
b.		Cabbie: [playing ethnic music with no words] Do you guys like this music? Kar, Monk With No Name: ...Yea! Cabbie: It's the bomb diggity. [phone rings] Cabbie: Excuse me I have to talk to my baby-mamma-to-be.
c.		Pocahauntus: People always get what they deserve.
d.		Cmdr. Steele: [whispering to keep babies from crying] I heard every word you said. I've been trying to keep my nose out of your business, but I can't stand by any longer and watch you make a fool of yourself. Lt. Mary Stuart: Commander Steele... Cmdr. Steele: Of course he comes to you when he wants to play. Where do you want him to go? Some other woman? You married him for what he is and then tried to make something else out of him. Well, you couldn't, and you never will. You began to feel sorry for yourself. How long would you love him if he did cry on your shoulder? "You don't need me... maybe I shouldn't have let you shut me out." What kind of silly talk is that? And what does pride got to do with love? Don't worry, he won't be happy, but what is more important... he won't be back!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bulletproof Monk (2003)?
a.		Pseudolus: Calm yourself down! I'll tell you when it's time to panic! Miles Gloriosus: I smell mischief here! Pseudolus: [beat] It's time.
b.		Lt. Randall: You're not a detective, you're a slot machine. You'd slit your own throat for 6 bits plus tax.
c.		Al: Don't blame your mother, I was irresistible!
d.		Monk With No Name: Water which is too pure has no fish.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bulletproof Monk (2003)?
a.		Frank Baker: Jesus, when was the last time we played the Mallory? Jack Baker: '78, November. Frank Baker: Right, it was someone's birthday... Halloran? Jack Baker: He had a daughter, sweet sixteen. Frank Baker: Oh Christ! How could I forget? What a nightmare! Jack Baker: She asked for it! Frank Baker: I told Halloran we didn't do vocals, and he said, "What my Sissy wants..." Jack Baker: "My Sissy gets!" Jack Baker: [Leering] She got it, all right!
b.		Patrick Foley: Animals are a lot like people. You can tell a lot about 'em from what they leave behind. If you're hungry enough, you look for sign. Shawn Daley: What's this? Patrick Foley: That's a kangaroo sign. Shawn Daley: Looks a lot like a large rabbit poop to me.
c.		Monk With No Name: Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packages of just eight? Kar: What the hell is that?
d.		[repeated line] Scrat: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bulletproof Monk (2003)?
a.		Tony Preston: You wouldn't want an irresponsible husband. Kit Preston: No, darling. Just a husband.
b.		Monk With No Name: It's not about anger - it's about peace. It's not about power - it's about grace. It's not about knowing your enemy - it's about knowing yourself.
c.		Mrs. George: [as Regina and her boyfriend are making out on Regina's bed] Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.
d.		Chaz: [to Hutch and Windows] Holy shit. If it ain't C-3Penis Face and R2-Dickhead. Hutch: What did you just say, you giant bastard?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bulletproof Monk (2003)?
a.		Strucker: You may be my granddaughter. But that will only protect you for so long.
b.		Jean Maitland: Hey, that's a kind of good-lookin' piece of jackrabbit you got there. Linda Shaw: Oh, it's just a little trinket my "Aunt Susan" sent over. Jean Maitland: Say, I think it's very unselfish of those little animals to give up their lives to keep other animals warm. Linda Shaw: You know, they're very smart little animals. They never give up their lives for the wrong people. Jean Maitland: Well, you understand the rodent family much better than I do.
c.		Jay: [the monkey has been put into a car] Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Silent Bob: [Points to Jay and himself] Jay: Oh yeah...
d.		Lasky: Think of the history of the next forty years... Commander Richard Owens: I have a suspicion history will be a little more difficult to beat, than you imagine Mr. Lasky. Lasky: I'm talking about the classic paradox of time. Imagine, for example, I go back in time and meet my own Grandfather. Long before he got married, before he had children. And we have an argument, and I kill him. Now if that happens, how am I ever going to be born? And if I can never be born, how can I go back in history and meet my very own Grandfather? Commander Richard Owens: [angrily] I'm not half the theorist you are, Mr. Lasky. But I still have a gut instinct that things only happen once. And if they have happened, then there's nothing we can do to change them. Nor should we try. Lasky: Well, how are you going to avoid it? It's already happening, and we're already involved! Commander Dan Thurman: For Christ's sake! What is this, some half-assed Princeton debating society? We are in a war situation! This is a United States warship! Or, at least, it used to be. Or will be. Or what the hell ever! Oh, Goddammit, you can drive yourself crazy just trying to think about this stuff! [shouts] Commander Dan Thurman: Jesus, I must be dreaming!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bulletproof Monk (2003)?
a.		Jinx: [to Bond, regarding Miranda Frost's body] Jinx: I think I broke her heart.
b.		Gus: Hey, whaddya hangin' around here for? You think some fairy godmother's gonna show up at midnight and turn me into a lawyer? Shirley: I'm not hanging around you, I just haven't left yet. Gus: Hmmm. Shirley: What's wrong with you anyway? Gus: Hey, don't make fun of my height. Shirley: I'm not talking about your height. I don't care that you're a shrimp. I do care that you're an insensitive shrimp. Gus: Well let me tell you something, lady. I bust my hump all week working. Come Friday night ain't got time to be Mr. Nice Guy. Shirley: Oh, well let me tell you something. I feel sorry for you because you're an unhappy person. Gus: What the hell I got to be happy about? I'm out with an old maid. [Shirley belts Gus across the jaw, knocking him to the floor] Shirley: An old maid with a great right hook, you bastard! We were two lonely people, and we should have been nice to each other, but no, you work too hard! You creep!
c.		Jonathan: What are you crying for? It wasn't a Lassie story.
d.		[Monk puts some ointment on Kar's hand] Kar: Hey, I like this. It's cool. It's comfy. It's fast acting. This stuff is great. What is it? Monk With No Name: Homemade. From my own urine. [Kar sniffs his hand] Kar: That's disgusting!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bulletproof Monk (2003)?
a.		Kar: So, I figured it out, why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan so be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog.
b.		Raoul Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us. Dr. Gonzo: Shoot it. Raoul Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.
c.		Algy: Did you hear what I was playing, Lane? Lane: I didn't think it polite to listen, Sir.
d.		Cruella: You idiots! You fools! You imbeciles! [bursts out crying] Jasper: Ahhh... shaddup!