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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Thousand Clowns (1965) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Thousand Clowns (1965) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Thousand Clowns (1965)

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About the movie: A middle-aged iconoclast, doggedly avoiding the tedium of employment and conventional life, faces the prospect of losing custody of his young ward.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Thousand Clowns (1965)?
a.		Murray Burns: [answers phone] Hello, is this someone with good news or money? No? Goodbye! [hangs up]
b.		Ron Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. [Standing on the diving board in a speedo] Ron Burgundy: Cannonball!
c.		Viper: Are you ready? Po: I was born read... [Viper attacks, Po is flung and lands on his head] Viper: I'm sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready. Po: That was awesome! Let's go again!
d.		John Baron: Your guts are showing all over the place, brave boy.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Thousand Clowns (1965)?
a.		Benjamin: [after the waiter's warning] What the fuck was that about? Simon: A warning. Benjamin: Yeah? It seemed more like a threat. Simon: Yeah, beware of the nosy waiter with Serbian pride. Duck: Well, actually, it was the first time that I thought that maybe Simon wasn't jerking our chain. Benjamin: Yeah? Why's that? Duck: Because the guy in there said that he's not in Celibici, which means maybe he actually is in Celebici. Benjamin: Right. Unless he's really not in Celibici. Duck: Well, that's a possibility, too.
b.		Leo: There's the little guy. I've got a Chuckles statue for you. Nick: Thank you, Mr. Herman. Imagine how pleased I am to receive it.
c.		Diane: Carol Anne - listen to me. Do NOT go into the light. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.
d.		Tony: Where did you two come down on the whole circumcision controversy? Tony: Personally, I think a boy's penis should look just like his father's.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Thousand Clowns (1965)?
a.		Nick: My simple child reaction of what you did is that you are not funny. Funnier than you is even Stuart Schlossman, who is my friend, and is eleven, and puts walnuts in his mouth and makes noises. What is not funny is to call us names, and what is mostly not funny is how sad you are, and I'd feel sorry for you if it wasn't for how dull you are. And those are the worst-tasting potato chips that I've ever tasted. And that's my opinion from the blue, blue sky.
b.		Exercise Tape Fan: Would you sign this? I use your exercise tape. Supermodel: You do? Exercise Tape Fan: So do I! Exercise Tape Fan: But I exercise to it.
c.		Professor Callahan: Do you think she woke up one morning and said: I think I'll go to law school today.
d.		Dave: [trying to explain his feelings to Becky] These coils are my life. Two years I'm down here working with them, and they're making their own music, and it was lost on me. I was never able to appreciate it... until I met you. And I heard you talking about music on your radio show... [Dave groans] Dave: I'm sappy.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Thousand Clowns (1965)?
a.		Nick: I can imitate the voice of Alexander Hamilton. I do Alexander Hamilton, and Murray does a terrific Thomas Jefferson. We got the voices just right. [Murray and Nick speak to each other in normal tones throughout] Murray Burns: [to Nick] Hi, Alex, how're you doing? Nick: Fine. Say, Tom, you should have been in Congress today. Leo: This is ridiculous! You can't do an imitation of Alexander Hamilton, nobody knows what he sounds like! Nick: That's the funny part. Murray Burns: You missed the funny part, Leo.
b.		Cruiser: I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I thought I'd better join before I got drafted. Sergeant Hulka: Son, there ain't no draft no more. Cruiser: There was one?
c.		Tobin Keller: Who was that in the park? Silvia Broome: It's personal. Tobin Keller: No, no, no, no, no. We're past that. What's his name? Silvia Broome: It's not your business. Tobin Keller: Is he the one you e-mailed the night before you decided to report the threat? "Where are you? I'm worried about you. Write me"..."Please. I need to know you're Okay?". Worried why? Because he's involved? Is that him, here, now, in my country, making threats? That is my business. Silvia Broome: You're wrong. It's got nothing to do with you.
d.		[last lines] Jim McAllister: Anybody?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Thousand Clowns (1965)?
a.		[last lines] Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall): [to the policemen that just brought her home] You might as well wait for me. I'm going into the house to murder someone. Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall): [as she starts to walk to the house] Oh, Wilbur, don't try to hide. Come out and take your medicine like a man. Wilbur! [Wilbur MacDougall, as he heard her voice, grabbed his cap and quickly, ran away]
b.		[in a candlelit restaurant] Waiter: Have you decided on your luncheon order, sir? Murray Burns: Yes. I'll have a hamburger. And a flashlight.
c.		Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale: I left my... uh... Bible in my other... uh... church.
d.		Switowski: He broke-ded my nose Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Let me try to fix that. [Crewe fixes his nose] Switowski: How do I look? Caretaker: Much better, like a young Michael Jackson. Switowski: I love little Michael.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Thousand Clowns (1965)?
a.		Constable Dexter: Sir, someone's traipsed a load of mud in down here. Inspector Thompson: Not now, Dexter, please.
b.		Dolores Claiborne: I did not murder that bitch any more than I'm wearing a diamond tiara.
c.		Albert Amundsen: ...after I leave here... from this place... from your mind. And regardless of what you think of me... Murray Burns: I think you're a dirty O.W. Albert Amundsen: [slight pause] And do you know what you are? Maladjusted! Murray Burns: Ooh! [strikes heart and sinks to the floor]
d.		Young Rick Riker: [Blaine laying on the ground before death] Dad! Blaine Riker: Oh Rick, I'm dying... Young Rick Riker: No... Blaine Riker: Don't worry, my brother Albert will take you in. Rick, the money, it's all yours now. Sell all shares in a small company called Google, pfft, worthless. Invest heavily in Enron.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Thousand Clowns (1965)?
a.		Murray Burns: You might call Nick a bastard... or a little bastard, depending on how whimsical you feel at the time.
b.		[last lines] [director's cut] Richard B. Riddick: You keep what you kill.
c.		The Bride: How did you find me? Bill: [off screen] I'm the man.
d.		Blind Man: Cord... each moment that passes changes you. You do not... cannot possess even yourself. How can you hope to possess anyone or anything else?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Thousand Clowns (1965)?
a.		Velvet Von Black: Where the fuck are we going now? What kind of "Fright Night" bullshit is this? Otto: Oh, please refrain from speaking. I know you must be proud of your beauty-school education, but your constant abuse of profanity is an assault on my Wellingtonian sensibilities. Velvet Von Black: I ain't the one with a dingleberry hanging off my ass hairs, nasty ape and shit. Otto: Yes, well I'm not so sure about that.
b.		Albert Amundsen: You are not a person, Mr. Burns. You are an experience!
c.		Mona Dervish: His parents tried everything... some of the finest orthodontal specialists in Europe. Nothing worked... Just another symptom of life in this supersonic age.
d.		Jane: [after Tony has tied Jane to a chair] Tony, why are you doing this? Tony: You asked me to. Jane: No, I mean why are you looking after me? Tony: Somebody's gotta. Jane: Yeah, but why you? Tony: I ain't got nothing better to do. [points to her TV] Tony: Does this thing work? Jane: A little. Jane: [stares at Tony] My guardian angel.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Thousand Clowns (1965)?
a.		Eris: I have a question? If you don't believe in God then why give any of this a second thought? Zeus: Well, I believe in defying authority, and what greater authority is there to defy than God?
b.		Murray Burns: Better go to your room. Nick: This is a one-room apartment. Murray Burns: OK, then go to your alcove.
c.		Susan Ricci: You never know who anybody is, except me. I am who I am.
d.		F-14 pilot #1: [the Japanese Zeroes have just destroyed the Yacht] They blew it to pieces! They must've hit the fuel tank! Captain Yelland: Any survivors? F-14 pilot #1: Stand by... Affirmative. One, two, three Mae West. Hey wait a minute! Those bastards are turning back, they're gonna strafe them in the water! Request permission to arm and fire! Captain Yelland: Eagle Control to Alert One, you are clear to arm, but don't fire. Throw them off, play with them, but do not fire. F-14 pilot #1: Affirmative! [the F-14's proceed to intercept the Zeroes]

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Thousand Clowns (1965)?
a.		Lisa: I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!
b.		Poison Ivy: Brother, dear... I heard you were blue! Arkham Asylum Guard: [smitten] Don't mind us, ma'am. You can speak freely! [Poison Ivy blows a cloud of lovedust in his face] Poison Ivy: Oh I don't mind you at all! [she blows a second cloud into the second guard's face] Poison Ivy: [walking and talking with the guards in tow] Men! The most absurd of God's creatures! Poison Ivy: We give you life... and we can take it away just as easily! Arkham Asylum Guard, Arkham Asylum Guard: [sarcasticly] Right. Whatever! [laughs] Poison Ivy: [putting a hand on the second guard's face] I really am to die for...
c.		Jim Morrison: Where's your will to be weird?
d.		Murray Burns: If things aren't funny then they're exactly what they are; and then they're like a long dental appointment.

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