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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Zoolander (2001) - Part (9) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Zoolander (2001) - Part (9) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Zoolander (2001).
About the movie:
At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zoolander (2001)?
a.
(Announcer)
: ...for the past four years, male modeling has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: Der-ek Zoo-land-er. [
Derek slowly counts the syllables off on his fingers
]
b.
Zeke
: Stan, take it.
Stan
: No way, you're takin' it!
Casey
: [
laughing and obviously high
] You're takin' it! [
Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey
]
Stan
: What the hell is wrong with him?
Zeke
: Nothing's wrong with him. He's tweaking you asshole! Let him fucking tweak!
Casey
: Tweak! Tweak!
c.
Dallas
: You have been drinking a little, hm?
Sean Mercer
: No ma'am. I've been drinkin a lot.
d.
Colossus
: You are fools.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zoolander (2001)?
a.
Elle
: I'm here to speak for those who can't speak for themselves.
b.
Bligh
: My dear God. I had hoped to avoid this.
Christian
: Avoid what, sir?
Bligh
: Damn it all, man. I'm expected to sleep with her. She's one of King Tynah's wives. A gift from one chief to another, as it were. Now look, five minutes after I go below you must call me up on some important business, all right?
Christian
: Yes, sir. What business?
Bligh
: Business, damn it; any bloody business.
c.
Count Olaf
: You know, there's a big world out there filled with desperate orphans who would gladly swim across an ocean of thumbtacks just to be eclipsed by the long shadow that is cast by my accomplishments.
d.
Maury Ballstein
: The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!
Kids
: Screw Him! Hold out for more!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zoolander (2001)?
a.
Maury Ballstein
: You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.
b.
Pinky
: Oh my, oh my. Go sell chocolates you Heidi-motherfuckers, go sell cukoo clocks, we got your gold!
c.
John
: Now, even the doggy-doggies used to come to Lazarus to lick his open running sores...
Jerry
: [
making a face
] Blecch!
John
: Sorry.
d.
Dugan Hicks
: Well, what are you, chickening out, or we gotta match?
Bobby
: Yeah, I gotta match... your face and my ass.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zoolander (2001)?
a.
Jim Stark
: Hey they forgot to wind the sundial.
b.
Hoppin' Bob
: [
bringing new inmates into the bunker
] Everybody, shut up! Right now, I don't want to hear a sound. Got some fresh meat for you right down there, take yourself right down there, find your ass a bunk. Move it! Actin' all scared. We ain't got no wallflowers here at Camp 8. Don't y'all worry none; ain't nobody gonna mess with you tonight. That'd take all the fun out of the courtship. You hear me, boy?
c.
Raul
: What you huggin me for?
Ramón
: He told me to.
Raul
: Get away.
Ramón
: No, you like it!
d.
[
last lines
]
Derek Zoolander
: Hey kids, who wants to hear a story?
Kids
: Yeah!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zoolander (2001)?
a.
Roy Bagley
: Until then, you'd get better mileage filling up your Cadillac with mule piss.
b.
Willow
: You stupid hag! With my magic, I'll send her into the... into a...
Bavmorda
: [
Bavmorda laughs
] You're no sorcerer!
Willow
: Into a realm where evil cannot touch her!
Bavmorda
: Impossible! There's no such place!
c.
[
first lines
]
(Announcer)
: And here in Malaysia, there is an almost overwhelming sense of euphoria as the newly-elected prime minister has given this nation a gift of hope promising to raise the substandard minimum wage and end child labor once and for all. Already considered a living saint he has become this small country's greatest hope for a thriving future in the new millennium.
d.
Rose
: [
about oxygen tank
] Can I breathe underwater with that?
Max
: You need a scuba tank for that.
Rose
: I could go in a shark cage.
Max
: You could, but I'd be careful. Sharks have a taste for little girls.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zoolander (2001)?
a.
Hansel
: Excuse me, bra.
Derek Zoolander
: You're excused, and I'm not your bra!
b.
Nurse Harper
: There's not enough drugs in this world.
c.
David Sloan
: I tell you what... [
places hands behind his back and leans forward
]
David Sloan
: You take your best shot.
d.
Dr. Arliss Loveless
: [
after blasting McGrath
] Well, I think that concludes this night's festivities. Ladies, feed him to the crabs. [
he turns to face the assembled foreign dignitaries
]
Dr. Arliss Loveless
: Gentlemen, since the beginning of written history a nation's power has been measured by the size of its standing army. Tonight that chapter will be closed. The traditional army, to say nothing of the United States, will become extinct, laid low by a *cripple*-! [
splash as McGrath's body hits the water
]
Dr. Arliss Loveless
: -as the general so amusingly implied, and mechanology. But my friends, that tank is just a little hors d'oeuvre compared to what the country's greatest scientists are cooking up for me next. So, if I have piqued your interest, bring one thousand kilograms of your country's gold to Spider Canyon in ten days time. And now if you'll excuse me, I have a tank to catch.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zoolander (2001)?
a.
Dorian Spitz
: So, you work here long?
Grace
: Uh, yeah. Forever.
Dorian Spitz
: Forever, huh? Forever's a long time.
b.
Maury Ballstein
: What do we do when we fall off the horse?
Derek Zoolander
: [
thoughtfully looking up and mouthing the words silently
] ... fall off the horse...
Maury Ballstein
: [
looking to supply finish
] ... we... get back on!
Derek Zoolander
: Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.
c.
Store Clerk
: [
pointing gun at Mike
] I blow you! [
points gun at Marcus
]
Store Clerk
: And I blow you!
Marcus Burnett
: Blow me? What the fuck? Naw, naw.
d.
Chicken Joe
: Whoah! You gotta try this blowhole thing, man! This whale dude is giving me a brain freeze.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zoolander (2001)?
a.
Max
: See ya later, Navigator!
b.
Hansel
: Trippin' on acid changed our whole perspective on shit!
c.
Fletch
: I saw Alan this morning and you know what I can't figure out?
Gail Stanwyck
: Alan's in Utah.
Fletch
: I... can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning.
d.
[
first lines
]
Michelle
: [
narration
] Six Months, that's how long it took for the world as we knew it to come to an end. The bible preached the world would end in fire and war. It ended in plauges and hunger. All brought on by the technology built to protect us. Conventional Weapons weren't enough, we built more powerful weapons. Weapons capable of spreading disease, plagues or hunger, weapons designed to do the un-imaginable... and in the end, it took one man with one weapon.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zoolander (2001)?
a.
Borat
: This is Natalya. [
He kisses her passionately
]
Borat
: She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan. [
She holds up a trophy and smiles
]
Borat
: Niiice!
b.
Derek Zoolander
: How bout I answer your question with another question; how many abo-digitals do you see modelling?
c.
Max
: I can't support an acronym without knowing what it stands for. I once joined NAMBLA because I thought it was an animal rights group.
d.
Arthur
: Go with the hunch of a man whose brain is fuelled by lemons?
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zoolander (2001)?
a.
Wang Chi
: Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run.
Jack Burton
: May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
b.
Lawson Pines
: Winter never feels truly at home in New Orleans. An unwelcomed visitor that shows up long enough to remind us of what we're missing, then leaves us just in time for us to forget again.
c.
Hansel
: Deal with that!
d.
Shrek
: [
to Charming
] Those are some nice leotards, though
Prince Charming
: Oh, thank you.
Shrek
: Do they have those in men's sizes? [
audience laughs
]
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