Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Zerophilia (2005) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Zerophilia (2005) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Zerophilia (2005).

About the movie: In this provocative teen comedy, Luke, a young man insecure about his masculinity discovers he's a Zerophiliac...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zerophilia (2005)?
a.		Susan Storm: Why are you trying to destroy us? The Silver Surfer: I am not the destroyer.
b.		Luke: Keenan c'mere! Quick! Keenan: What? Luke: [looking at self in mirror] Well I HAD hair, man!
c.		Jeffrey Wigand: [to a suspicious-looking fellow golfer] Stay away from me. Stay away from me!
d.		Ray: Most women have a few barriers around their heart, but Eva has an electrified fence with rabid pit bulls.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zerophilia (2005)?
a.		Maria: I'd like to thank each and every one of you for the precious gift you left in my pocket today. Captain von Trapp: Um, what gift? Maria: It's meant to be a secret, Captain, between the children and me. Captain von Trapp: Uh-huh. Then I suggest that you keep it, and let us eat. Maria: Knowing how nervous I must have been, a stranger in a new household, knowing how important it was for me to feel accepted. It was so kind and thoughtful of you to make my first moments here so warm and happy and... pleasant. [All the while, the children look guilty. Marta starts to cry] Captain von Trapp: What is the matter, Marta? Marta: Nothing. [Louisa, Brigitta and Gretl join in, while Liesl, Friedrich and Kurt continue to look guilty] Captain von Trapp: Uh, Fräulein... is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you, uh, intend leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of... indigestion? Maria: Oh, they're all right, Captain. They're just happy. [All of the girls, except Liesl, continue to cry out of guilt]
b.		John Rooney: I'm glad it's you.
c.		Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right? Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace! Hawkins: They broke the chalice from the palace? Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon. Hawkins: A flagon...? Griselda: With the figure of a dragon. Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon. Griselda: Right. Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle? Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true. Griselda: Just remember that.
d.		Keenan: You mean, you're gonna' try to keep yourself from getting turned on? Luke: Yeah. Keenan: C'mon, Luke, you get turned on by two scoops of ice cream.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zerophilia (2005)?
a.		Katya: [On her parents] They're traitors! They tried to kill Stalin! They should be shot!
b.		Dagger: I love to hunt with the pack under a full moon... I love a romantic dinner by the sea... The two don't seem to go together, though.
c.		Sydney: That's the thing about the truth. It'll set you free, but first it'll really piss you off!
d.		[last lines] The Magazine Editor: I thought you'd enjoy that surprise, and now I have a second surprise for you. After reading the manuscripts, all four of which were excellent by the way, and then cross-checking them with the evaluations of your new found friends, I decided that it would be unfair to make just one person the winner. So I've decided to do the only fair thing I could think of. Each of you will have her story published in my magazine, and be the centerfold for that month, and each of you will receive fifty thousand dollars cash as prize money.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zerophilia (2005)?
a.		Young Noah: I'm Noah Calhoun. Young Allie: So? Young Noah: So it's really nice to meet you. Edmond: Allie, who is this guy? Young Allie: I don't know, Noah Calhoun.
b.		Joe Dirt: [Facing mirror] She's your sister dude she's gotta be and you made out with her man! What's wrong with you, you pervert! [turns away from mirror] Joe Dirt: Well I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her, so it's not my fault. And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet. [turns back to mirror] Joe Dirt: You just said your sister's hot! What a fuhreak! You're goin' to hell man! [turns away from mirror] Joe Dirt: I gotta tell her what happened, why I got weird. And for god sakes, I gotta treat her like a sister. [next scene, you hear them having sex]
c.		Luke: I make out with a girl, I start turnin' into one. You gotta admit that's a little weird.
d.		Max Reed: Just one thing. I mean, what the hell's a scientist doing in the middle of the night walking down a concrete riverbed in his lab coat? Fishing? Col. Castle: Who knows? Some people will do anything to land a fish. Even tell a fish story. Max Reed: Yeah, well it ain't fish I smell, it's a rat!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zerophilia (2005)?
a.		Jennifer ("J"): I'm so sorry. Randy Harris, Jr.: Thanks a lot, Twilight Zone.
b.		Luke: She's smart, funny, the way she eats ravioli with a spoon, you're like "aaahh!"
c.		Colee Dunn: [sobbing] Fred Cheaver: Listen. How about you stop crying and we will stop? Colee Dunn: What do you mean? Fred Cheaver: You have been wanting to sight seeing, right? Colee Dunn: Yeah? Fred Cheaver: Ok, so we will go somewhere, do something. Colee Dunn: Can we have a picnic? Fred Cheaver: pauses T.K. Poole: Yeah, picnic, whatever. Fred Cheaver: Yeah!
d.		Bruce Lee: It's not strength that matters, it's focus.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zerophilia (2005)?
a.		[first lines] [a gang of outlaws sets an ambush for a youthful lawman] Tulsa Tom: Kind of young for a deputy marshal. Buck Madsen: They don't get old ridin' alone. Cherokee Kid: [pointing to his pistol] I got six votes that'll get him elected off our trail.
b.		[Margaret's Fuzzbuster goes off] Margaret: That's strange. That only happens when there's cops around. Say, sugar, whatcha got under there? [Gus takes off his towel] Gus Gold: Nothing. Lea Roberts: You're right about that.
c.		Luke: Sorry lady, but you're just bizarre. Sydney: May be. But one thing I learned long ago: you can't change your true nature, even if it can change you.
d.		Joshua Peters: Can I ask you something real quick and make it like ripping off a band-aid, okay? Regina Lambert: Ow. Go Ahead. Joshua Peters: Is there a Mr. Regina? Regina Lambert: Not for long.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zerophilia (2005)?
a.		Michelle: Are you asking me out? Luke: I'll-I'll just sit there, I won't talk
b.		The Phantom: But Christine - fear can turn to love. You'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster, this... repulsive carcass who seems a beast but secretly dreams of beauty secretly... secretly. Oh, Christine.
c.		Dr. Julian Winston: Stephanie? Stephanie: Doctor? Dr. Julian Winston: I think I'm going to kiss you. Stephanie: When will you know for sure? Dr. Julian Winston: [They kiss passionately] I plan to do this often. Stephanie: I'll make a note to remind you.
d.		[last lines] Dilios: And so my king died, and my brothers died, barely a year ago. Long I pondered my king's cryptic talk of victory. Time has proven him wise, for from free Greek to free Greek, the word was spread that bold Leonidas and his three hundred, so far from home, laid down their lives. Not just for Sparta, but for all Greece and the promise this country holds. [takes his spear from a soldier] Dilios: Now, here on this ragged patch of earth called Plataea, Xerxes's hordes face obliteration! Spartan Army: HA-OOH! Dilios: Just there the barbarians huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers... knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of three hundred. Yet they stare now across the plain at ten thousand Spartans commanding thirty thousand free Greeks! HA-OOH! Spartan Army: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH! Dilios: The enemy outnumber us a paltry three to one, good odds for any Greek. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine. [puts on his helmet] Dilios: Give thanks, men, to Leonidas and the brave 300! TO VICTORY! [the Greek army roars and charges]

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zerophilia (2005)?
a.		Lois Einhorn: [after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers] Shoot him! Shoot him! Emilio: [offscreen] Hold your fire! [walks in with Melissa, gun to his head] Emilio: Don't shoot! Melissa: Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it! [cocks revolver] Emilio: She's not joking! Lois Einhorn: [ignoring them] He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee! Ace Ventura: Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII. [takes deep breath] Ace Ventura: What you wouldn't read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing! [takes another deep, relief breath] Aguado: What the hell are you talking about? Ace Ventura: SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN!, She's Ray Finkle, she's a man. Lois Einhorn: He's lying. SHOOT HIIIIMMM!
b.		Rick: You know, it's not easy being a... dad. Alex: Yeah. But you do it real good.
c.		Maude: I should like to change into a sunflower most of all. They're so tall and simple. What flower would you like to be? Harold: I don't know. One of these, maybe. Maude: Why do you say that? Harold: Because they're all alike. Maude: Oooh, but they're not. Look. See, some are smaller, some are fatter, some grow to the left, some to the right, some even have lost some petals. All kinds of observable differences. You see, Harold, I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are this, [she points to a daisy] Maude: yet allow themselves be treated as that. [she gestures to a field of daisies] Maude: [cut to a shot of a field of gravestones in a military cemetery]
d.		Keenan: You're gonna' have a great time with her tonight. Just be yourself... mostly.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Zerophilia (2005)?
a.		[Bob and doug are on stand, in the courtroom] Bob McKenzie: I do. Doug McKenzie: I do. Bob McKenzie: I guess we're married Clark. Doug McKenzie: Oh. Bob McKenzie: Where's the honeymoon? The Judge: Order, Order. Bob McKenzie: Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast Doug McKenzie: Don't make me laugh, eh. The Judge: I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to. Bob McKenzie: He's startin' to sound like the old man, soon he'll be sending me out for beers. [Doug Snorts out the bullets in his nose]
b.		Willard: No wonder Kurtz put a weed up Command's ass. The war was being run by a bunch of four star clowns who were gonna end up giving the whole circus away.
c.		Luca: [Keenan has just suggested that Luca ask Michelle whether she would consider a relationship with a zerophiliac] No way I'm gonna ask her that! Keenan: Well you have to! Come on, where are your nads man? Keenan: [the two exchange a look] We'll get 'em back.
d.		Sergeant Hulka: I'm talking about something important, like discipline and duty and honor and courage. And you ain't got none of it! John Winger: Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans. Look, if you don't want me in your Army, kick me out, but get off my back.

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