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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939).
About the movie:
Larson E. Whipsnade runs a seedy circus which is perpetually in debt. His performers give him nothing but trouble...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)?
a.
Chief Inspector Uhl
: In the name of his Imperial Majesty in the city of Vienna, I hearby arrest Edward Abramovich, also known as Eisenheim The Illusionist, on charges of disturbing public order, charlatanism and threats against the empire.
b.
Dr. Tsu
: You won this time Mr. Harber... but just remember, like all great minds, we can not avoid our destiny.
c.
Thin Man
: Would you like to make a few honest dollars for yourself?
Whipsnade
: Do they have to be honest?
d.
The Joker
: All right. So, listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here's my card. [
He holds up a Joker card and places it on the table
]
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)?
a.
Whipsnade
: You know, getting married is like buying a new horse... going into a strange saloon...
b.
Lennox
: Epps! Epps, I've been looking for your ass! How you doing?
Robert Epps
: Your time is whack! Even worse, we can't get across the river to that building and the Autobots are upstairs surrounded.
c.
Trevor Garfield
: You gonna hide behind your chickenshit homeboys? Where's your pride?
d.
Paul Finch
: Stifler's Mom...
Stifler's Mom
: You've got to know I'm over you, Finchy.
Paul Finch
: Well, as they say, we'll always have Paris.
Stifler's Mom
: And the pool table.
Paul Finch
: And the car.
Stifler's Mom
: And the two-room suite I have upstairs...
Paul Finch
: Oh, man. Let's go!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)?
a.
Lily Powers
: Oh, not here. Somebody might...
b.
Frank Landers
: You know Mary Ann there are times when I... when I wake up in the morning and I look at this guy in the mirror and I say "What the hell are you doing with your life frank?" and you know something, son of a bitch never answers me!
c.
Whipsnade
: Wherever the people speak a civilized tongue, the name of Whipsnade is a household word!
d.
Mr. Cotton's Parrot
: Dead men tell no tales...
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)?
a.
Whipsnade
: [
to Charlie
] You must come down with me - after the show - to the lumberyard... and ride piggyback on the buzzsaw.
b.
Amy Butlin
: After lunch today, he told me there was a brown snake playing peek-a-boo with his butthole. I aced Bio. I do not recall brown snakes.
c.
Jason Wynn
: [
to Clown
] When the all the world is mind, I will personally fry your lard-ass.
d.
Michael Shayne
: We can lose ourselves in the Frisco fog and just kick the town around generally.
Kay Bentley
: Oh, Mike, I'd love to, but I've gotta get back to Denver.
Michael Shayne
: Look, just give me two days, and then if I don't put a ring on your finger, I guarantee to put a couple under your eyes.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)?
a.
Derek Zoolander
: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
b.
[
from trailer
] [
after suiting up in the Tron suit for the first time
]
Sam Flynn
: This can't be good.
c.
John
: Can you imagine what it feels like to have someone sit you down and tell you that you're dying? The gravity of that, hmm? Then the clock's ticking for you. In a split second your awe is cracked open. You look at things differently - smell things differently. You savor everything be it a glass of water or a walk in the park.
Eric Matthews
: The clock is ticking, John.
John
: But most people have the luxury of not knowing when that clock's going to go off. And the irony of it is that that keeps them from really living their life. It keeps them drinking that glass of water but never really tasting it.
d.
Whipsnade
: This way, ladies and gentlemen, this way. Right up on this platform. The world's greatest novelty. The Pronkwonk Twins! Elwood and Brentwood. Elwood is ten minutes older than Brentwood and has been in a hurry ever since. Ladies and gentlemen, Brentwood is the smallest giant in the world, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)?
a.
Super-Impose
: Habib's Lucky Ganesh. Secret Taliban Hideout.
b.
Judge
: [
to Polly Sickles
] You're sneezing under oath. An untrue sneeze could find you guilty of perjury.
c.
George
: It dancin' time. Ursula wanna dance?
d.
Mrs. Sludge
: [
to Phineas
] Does your father play ping pong?
Whipsnade
: Do I play ping pong? [
laughs
]
Whipsnade
: I didn't get you the first time. I was one-time champion of the Tri-state league and the Lesser Antilles. Didn't know one card from the other when I started... but I stayed up at night marking with a pen.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)?
a.
Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie
: You absent yourself from this house immediately! You pharisee... you pecksniff... you egregious tartuffle!
Whipsnade
: Tartuffle? Is that good or bad?
Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie
: You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir!
Whipsnade
: Oh, is that in my favor?
b.
[
Stuffy is getting an examination
]
Dr. Hackenbush
: Say "ah!" [
Stuffy opens his mouth, but says nothing
]
Dr. Hackenbush
: Louder! [
Stuffy does the same thing
]
Dr. Hackenbush
: Louder! [
Stuffy does the same thing. Dr. Hackenbush starts to leave
]
Tony
: What are you doing?
Dr. Hackenbush
: I'm going to get my ears checked. I'm deaf.
Tony
: You're not deaf. It's just him.
c.
Bob Banks
: What is that smell?
Jack Byrnes
: That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank overflowed.
Greg Focker
: I told you, Jack, it wasn't me. It was Jinx.
Jack Byrnes
: Focker, I'm not going to tell you again! Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat for Christ sakes!
Larry
: The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.
d.
Monroe Stahr
: Your name's well-known here.
Brimmer
: And yours is well-known in New York, Mr. Stahr.
Cecilia Brady
: [
serving Monroe and Brimmer
] You have done well by water and you by land.
Monroe Stahr
: What?
Cecilia Brady
: Anthony and Cleopatra, didn't you recognize it?
Monroe Stahr
: Shakespeare? No, l didn't get any Shakespeare at school. How about you, Mr. Brimmer?
Brimmer
: Oh, a bit.
Monroe Stahr
: Where do you come from?
Brimmer
: Tennessee. Baptist.
Monroe Stahr
: l'm New York. Jewish.
Brimmer
: l know.
Monroe Stahr
: Oh, at least we're all Americans.
Brimmer
: We sure are, Mr. Stahr. [
Monroe smiles and nods; Brimmer takes a sip from his coffee; Cecilia smiles and looks on the both men
]
Brimmer
: Well?
Monroe Stahr
: Well, l'm glad you came out here. l wanted to talk to you. You've got my writers all upset.
Brimmer
: Keeps them from going to sleep, doesn't it?
Monroe Stahr
: l want them awake, but l don't want them crazy. [
Brimmer stretches himself comfortably on his chair
]
Brimmer
: Well, we're simply fucking concerned that they have the proper protection, that's all.
Monroe Stahr
: [
eyeing Brimmer irritably
] Who from, me?
Brimmer
: You're a very good employer, Mr. Stahr, but, uh... we still think that the position can be... rationalized. [
smiles
]
Monroe Stahr
: l'll tell you three things: All writers are children. Fifty percent are drunks. And up till very recently, writers in Hollywood were gag-men; most of them are still gag-men, but we call them writers.
Brimmer
: [
nods and smiles
] Uh-huh. But they're still the farmers in this business. They grow the grain, but they're not in at the feast.
Monroe Stahr
: This looks to me like a try for power, Mr. Brimmer, and I will not give them power. I'll give them money, I won't give them power. Anyway, they're not equipped for authority. [
Cecilia continues to look on the two; Brimmer laughes
]
Cecilia Brady
: More coffee, Mr. Brimmer?
Brimmer
: No, thank you.
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