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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Wired (1989) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Wired (1989)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Wired (1989).

About the movie: The ghost of John Belushi looks back on his troubled life and career.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wired (1989)?
a.		Belknap: If that infection ever hits the stockyards, it will spread all over the country. H.R. Shelby: By that time we'll have our money out of 'em. Let somebody else worry about it.
b.		Comedy Coach: John, there's a light within you. I want you burn it out. BURN IT OUT! BURN IT OUT! In Vietnam, Monks set themselves on Fire. Artoll. Artoll said that actors should perform like they are on fire. Signaling through the flames... THATS our job as comedians! To burn brightly and stand as a symbol. I will not give in to this consensous reality! Cut the demons loose, John! Let 'em loose! Thats were your characters come from. Comedy is agression. You think thats an empty phrase? Run out and kill 'em. Knock 'em dead. Hey, hey, murder them! Bullshit! Comedy is an assault. God given gift of laughter, my ass. Kill em. Make 'em laugh till it hurts. Fuck 'em where they breathe! Make 'em laugh! Make 'em laugh till it hurts! Make 'em laugh till they piss their goddamn pants! Make 'em laugh till they have a fucking hemorage! That's comedy.
c.		Adam Gibson: Who gets to decide who lives or dies? You? Drucker: You've got a better idea?
d.		George: Let's go get something to eat, Rick, then I'll drive the bus for awhile. Rick: I need you to do me a favor, George. George: Rick, you can't drive the Spotted Owl the whole way, now. Rick: That's not it. If the base calls in, you tell them I got sick. George: Why? Rick: Because I'm not coming back. George: Shit, what the hell do you mean you're not coming back? Rick: I can't do it. George: Oh come on, stop bullshitting, you're just trying to go to Graceland. Rick: I'd be safer there. George: Meaning what, what do you think we're going to do, put you in a pot of boiling water and have you for supper? Rick: You already got the damn African drums in there. George: You know Rick, that's the epitome of cultural disrespect. I could come back at you with something anti-Semitic or I could whip your ass, which would you prefer, Rick? Rick: I'm sorry. Alright, George, here it is. Maybe I am a little bit prejudiced against blacks but no more than you're prejudiced against white people. You want me to stay on and prove how liberal and shit I am? I don't have to prove anything to anybody. I mean I think affirmative action has been fucked up. I think OJ was guilty, he's a cold blooded murderer who slaughtered two innocent human beings, okay. There it is. George: I'll bet you wish there were more white players in the NBA, too, huh? Well okay, let's just get it out in the open. I'll bet you'd like to call me a nigger or, what do you call it, a schvartze, or whatever the fuck it is. Well, I'm going to allow you to say it, go ahead. Rick: I never called anybody that in my life. All I'm saying is that if this bus is going to the Farrakhan march, I can't be a part of that. George: This is not just Farrakhan's march. Rick: I don't want to debate this thing. He called Judaism a gutter religion; he said Hitler was a great man. I wouldn't expect you to drive a bus to a Ku Klux Klan rally, so don't expect me to do this. George: So now you're comparing this to a Klan rally. Rick: Look George, either you're going to kick my ass, you're going to cover for me or I'm going to get fired. But no way am I getting my white ass back in that bus, so what's it going to be? George: Well, if you feel that way, then you shouldn't get your white ass back on that bus. I'll cover for you, Rick. See you in LA. Rick: Thanks, George.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wired (1989)?
a.		[during séance. Bill and Ted are floating above Missy] Missy: Spirits, can you hear me? Dead Ted: Yeah. And we can totally see down your... Dead Bill: Ted! That's your mom, dude!
b.		Caitlin Caine: Mommy, am I gonna die? Charlie: Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?
c.		Ira Sims: [at closing time] They're gone. It's over. Time to get shit-faced!
d.		[Judy kisses John all over his face as he lies buried up to his neck in sand] John Belushi: The lips! You forgot the lips! Kiss these lips! Please, I'll even marry you! Judy Belushi: What did you say? John Belushi: I don't know, I never said that before. Judy Belushi: Do you mean it? John Belushi: Why don't you come closer and I'll show you...

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wired (1989)?
a.		Mumble: [to the leopard seal] See you fatty! [the Amigos suddenly stop walking and slowly turn towards Mumble] Ramón: That's cool! "See you fatty!" [Amigos laugh] Ramón: Did it take you a while to come up with that one? Alright, way to go tall guy. Rinaldo: [reaching up to high-five Mumble] Gimme fin! Gimme fin!
b.		Joel Sloane: Go away. Garda Sloane: Come back later. Joel Sloane: Nobody home.
c.		Bob Woodward: John? John! John... Answer me, John. John! Why didn't you ever want to go home? What was so painful, that you couldn't even close your eyes at night without drugs? John Belushi: I had an unhappy childhood! Bob Woodward: Oh, come on, John. We all had an unhappy childhood John Belushi: Vietnam? Agent Orange? Bob Woodward: You didn't go. John Belushi: Society fucked me over, like Lenny Bruce! Bob Woodward: Like Lenny Bruce? You were a living legend, John! Your friend Aykroyd called you "America's guest". Everybody loved you! John Belushi: Then I give up! Bob Woodward: Oh. John, why did you shove a needle into your arm, day after... John Belushi: BECAUSE I NEED IT! BECAUSE IT'S MINE! Cold bastard. [pause, sweaty and breathing heavily] John Belushi: So you're just gonna sit there and watch me die?
d.		Capt. Bonney: If I weren't a pirate I'd cry.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wired (1989)?
a.		Rachel: It is physically impossible to French-kiss a man who leaves the new roll of toilet paper resting on top of the empty cardboard roll. Does he not see it? DOES HE NOT SEE IT?
b.		Jack Taggert: Is this kind of like deliverance or something?
c.		Alicia: Dev, is that you? I am glad you are late. This chicken took longer than I expected... what did they say? Hope it isn't done too - too much. Of course, i-it caught fire once... I think it's better if I cut it up out here, unless you want a half of one for yourself. We're going to have knives and forks, after all, I've decided we're going to eat in style. Marriage must be wonderful with this sort of thing going on everyday.
d.		Arnie Fromson: You can't abuse yourself like this. John Belushi: LOOK, I don't pay you to be my best friend. I don't ask you what you do after six o'clock, DON'T ASK ME. NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wired (1989)?
a.		Michael Shayne: We can lose ourselves in the Frisco fog and just kick the town around generally. Kay Bentley: Oh, Mike, I'd love to, but I've gotta get back to Denver. Michael Shayne: Look, just give me two days, and then if I don't put a ring on your finger, I guarantee to put a couple under your eyes.
b.		Thetis: Your glory walks hand-in-hand with your doom.
c.		John Landis: My God. I just punched the star of my movie.
d.		Captain James Hook: [to Peter as he traps him and grinds his hook near his face] You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, is obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wired (1989)?
a.		John Belushi: Hey, that's Arnie! That's my manager, Arnie Fromson! And he's with Woodward... Bob fucking Woodward! I can't believe it! I've always wanted to meet that guy! Hey, Arnie! Arnie! Hey Arnie! Arnie! What's Arnie talking to Bob Woodward? I can't believe it, Bob Woodward! I used to do that guy! Angel: Now he's doing you. John Belushi: What'd you mean? Angel: He's gonna be your Biographer. John Belushi: My biographer? Bob Woodward? I'll go down in history! Angel: Yeah! He gonna do for your what he did for Nixon. [pause] John Belushi: Nixon? Angel: Gonna call the book "Wired". He's gonna trash your good name, Hemo, from here to... John Belushi: I'm fucked.
b.		Emily Friehl: This is your trip, it's happening right now [Takes Oliver's camera and takes a picture of her crotch] Oliver Martin: [sarcastically] Oh Great! All the places I have traveled!
c.		Gwen Kellerman: George, now I-I promised I would call the children this morning. If they don't hear from me, they will be worried. George Kellerman: Well, right now they're eating a big bowl of Rice Krispies and bananas. Worry about us, will you? Gwen Kellerman: You haven't thought about them once since we left, have you? About their welfare? About their future if anything should happen to us? Have you thought about our children once since we left home? George Kellerman: Yes! In between the mugging and the kidnapping! Now, you gonnna walk, or we gonna stand here and have a PTA meeting?
d.		Zoe: It's my fault, I shouldn't have told him about the painting. Gonzalo: It's not the painting. Money is something your husband has got more than enough of. The problem is that I painted it.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wired (1989)?
a.		Angel: I'm your guardian angel. John Belushi: Well you sure fucked up...
b.		Jane Emelin: I wanted to talk to you about Alice, Martha. Martha Stewart: Alice? Jane Emelin: I was down at the Korean grocery and he told me that she all of a sudden just stopped ordering groceries from the... Martha Stewart: Wait a minute, wait a minute, why are you asking the Koreans about Alice? Jane Emelin: I didn't ask him, he just told me that. Martha Stewart: What is it with you? First the police, then the Koreans. Don't you have any respect for people's privacy? Who do you think you are, a spy? Jane Emelin: No, I'm not a spy. Martha Stewart: And what about what I told you about Mr Collins? I asked you to leave the poor man alone. He told me that you've been knocking on his door, asking about this and that and this and that. There are rules here, but you have to be a rebel, don't you? You are just like your aunt. Jane Emelin: Why are you attacking me all of a sudden, Martha? Martha Stewart: I'm not attacking you! I'm warning you! You are walking on very thin ice down here! You are putting the thermometer on the radiator! Some of us are trying to live here!
c.		Dr. Lynn Denlon: [during the surgery] How do you feel, John? Jigsaw: Never better.
d.		Sean Parker: Well, I founded an internet company that let folks download and share music for free. Amy: Kind of like Napster? Sean Parker: Exactly like Napster. Amy: What do you mean? Sean Parker: I founded Napster. Amy: Sean Parker founded Napster. Sean Parker: Nice to meet you. Amy: [Surprised] You're Sean Parker? Sean Parker: Ah ha! You see, the shoe is on the other... Amy: Foot? Sean Parker: Table. Which has turned. Amy: I just slept with Sean Parker? Sean Parker: You just slept ON Sean Parker.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wired (1989)?
a.		Jenny: Did you ever love a woman, Johnny? I mean, really love her? John O'Hanlan: Yeah. Thought I did once. Come to find out it was indigestion.
b.		Rigazzi Driver: Shall I wait here, Mr Rigazzi? Lou Rigazzi: No. Pull the car up your ass and wait there.
c.		Ludwig van Beethoven: [in reference to "Violin Sonata in A Major, Op. 47" - "Kreutzer"... ] Do you like it? Anton Felix Schindler: Shh! Ludwig van Beethoven: I cannot hear them, but I know they are making a hash of it. What do you think? Music is... a dreadful thing. What is it? I don't understand it. What does it mean? Anton Felix Schindler: It - it exalts the soul. Ludwig van Beethoven: Utter nonsense. If you hear a marching band, is your soul exalted? No, you march. If you hear a waltz, you dance. If you hear a mass, you take communion. It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer. The listener has no choice. It is like hypnotism. So, now... What was in my mind when I wrote this? Hmm? A man is trying to reach his lover. His carriage has broken down in the rain. The wheels stuck in the mud. She will only wait so long. This... is the sound of his agitation. "This is how it is... ," the music is saying. "Not how you are used to being. Not how you are used to thinking. But like this."
d.		Angel: Hey, I seen your movies, man. John Belushi: [excited] Oh yea? Which one? Angel: The one where you played a coke addict. You's a funny guy. John Belushi: Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot. Angel: But, you died in the end... all fucked up. John Belushi: Hey, wait a minute... who are you? Angel: My friends call me Angel.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wired (1989)?
a.		Square Dance Caller: [to the graduation party] With a Do See Do. Promenade. Waltz the hall. Everybody have a ball.
b.		Tex: Boy oh boy, you picked a bad time to fly, Billy. They're guerrillas all over the place blowing up planes and all. They hit four planes in four days. But I guess you young people don't read the news anymore. That, and with our people back home kicking up a shitstorm about the flow of heroin from Turkey... Billy Hayes: I didn't have heroin. It was just a little hashish. Tex: That doesn't matter. A drug's a drug. Billy Hayes: It was only two kilos. Tex: It doesn't matter if it was two kilos or 200 kilos. The Turks love catching foreigners. They want to show the rest of the world that they're fighting the drug trade. Billy Hayes: Who are you? What's your name? Tex: That's not important. Billy Hayes: Are you with the American consulate here in Istanbul? Tex: Something like that.
c.		John Landis: We're losing light. John Belushi: FUCK YOU. Get the fuck outta here. If I see you in here again, I'll kill you.
d.		Amelia: I have to go. Viktor Navorski: I have to stay. Amelia: Story of my life. Viktor Navorski: Me too.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wired (1989)?
a.		Payroll Cashier: Gubmint do take a bite, don't she?
b.		Xander Cage: [after El Jefe slaps Xander across the face] You slap me again, I'm going to throw you a beating. [El Jefe slaps him again] Xander Cage: Boy, I hope they're paying you extra for this. El Jefe: [points machete in his face] You know what, funny guy? Maybe I'll cut off your nose first, huh? Funny guy. Xander Cage: What's funny is, this actually smells like real blood. El Jefe: I hope you like it, because it's the last thing you're going to smell.
c.		Bob Woodward: Why didn't you go home, John? Why did you kill yourself? John Belushi: Vietnam, man! Bob Woodward: You never served. John Belushi: Society fucked me over, like Lenny Bruce! Bob Woodward: Lenny Bruce? John, your friend Dan Ayrkoyd called you "America's guest". Come on, what was the real reason? John Belushi: I... Bob Woodward: What was it? Why did you do it? John Belushi: BECAUSE I NEEDED IT!
d.		Baron Wolf von Frankenstein: That's enough Benson. Left ventricle. And look here Benson, look at this. Do you know what those are? Benson: No, Sir. Baron Wolf von Frankenstein: Bullets. Crude bullets in his heart but he still lives.